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They should stay far away from that baby!

Fùcking paedophiles.
They deserve castration.

Nigeria is the greatest scam ever.
The disunity and hatred is appalling!

My first sexual experience wasn't consensual. I was abducted by some unknown elements when I was 15yrs in the middle of the night. They dragged me to their haven and performed all manner of fetish perversion with my body. I can still vividly remember one busty female sucking my blood. Damn. Those mosquitoes made me cum.

Disgusting creeps.
Broke girls everywhere.
They cannot even afford a dìldo.

Creepy bàstards and rapists.

What business do they have with her private part?

Not everyone you call friend is a friend. In fact, you've more to fear from friends than your enemies.

I've a better idea.
Cut your balls and serve it to her on a golden platter.

Your title should read —

Conversation between two brainless ìdiots.

If this shìt happens to me, I can't take it.
I will swallow the ring and fake serious madness.

I have just 2 questions —

1.Will my sins be washed away after bathing in this bath tub?

2. Will it show on my body that I've just taken a bath in a N720million bath tub?

Another Judas Iscariot.

Selling her friend out to the world for cheap fame.

It was truly a foolish decision to announce yourself to the world. Now nobody will look at him the same again.

Your Papa was a killer.
He's not someone to be proud of!
Some things are better left unsaid.

Your dad is being unreasonable.

However, no matter how irrelevant it may seem to you, you need his blessings. Don't take this shít for granted.

Talk to him once again or ask his friends to talk to him.

If he still wants you to get her pregnant before marriage then that means he is harbouring fears about fertility.

So show him your fertility results and make him at ease.

If he's still being unreasonable, go ahead.
You have my ancestors blessings.

Hehe

1-3!!!

Man Utd will make top 4!!

This shít is messy.

First be real to yourself.
Is this girl really worth alienating your friendship?
Because your friend will see this as an act of betrayal.

Anyway, you had the audacity to backstab a friend.

Please have the decency to look him in the eye & talk like a man. Tell him everything happened so fast & you didn't plan for it. But keep in mind the conversation will not go well. Make sure you stress out she's is now your girl.

MAN UTD will still make top 4.

Haters prepare to be disappointed.

Women can't live without men.
Also men can't live without women.

This is common sense. We need each other

That's nothing but ceramic.
Only a dunce will worry about the statue.

Rather what worries me is the display of intolerance and hate by this man. By breaking the statue he is indirectly and encouraging war on Christianity. I don't know if such acts will continue to be tolerated. Humanity as we know it will cease to exist if Christians pick up the fight.

I hope not.
I condemn this act.

Let her go. Don't chase after her.

Please don't be sad or depress.
This isn't a disappointment but a blessing.

Not only are you both not sexually compatible, she is an untrustworthy woman. Starting a family with someone like her is always a terrible idea. You'll be caged in hell!

I have to say though you brought this upon yourself.

Keeping her jailed for 5years was wrong likewise —
Forcing genuine love or loving blindly, its a foolish thing.

I hope you've learned your lesson.

Please don't visit brothels or give into alcohol or drugs!
You've hit a hard rock, at this point, you can easily get hooked on any of these. Stay far away or regret for life.

I recommend taking a break from relationships.
Give yourself time to heal.
Don't force things. Eat well.

If you choose to not move forward, well it's your choice.
Anyway, nothing stays the same. . .

If you deserve love... It'll come knocking at your door.

All perpetrators & sympathizers of terrorism will never know peace. What a sad day for humanity and religion.

That's the only way.
Especially when it comes with a lovely package of STD.

This bítch truly loves you.
Open up your arms and take her back.

I can see that she honestly regrets what she did.
So give her one last chance to complete her job.

This time she'll milk you right and suck you dry.
Whatever you have going will crumble by her touch.
But don't worry, she'll give you sex to shut the fùck up.

You'll be left alone once she's done to lick your wounds.
But only if you manage to make it out this time alive.

Such hypocrisy.

Many of them entertain other unholy acts but find faults in such a succulent breast. Don't you guys know science have proven that by staring at a woman's breast your life span actually receives a boost and you'll live longer?!

Fresh melons everywhere!
Really sad right now because —
One can't jerk to these kind of boobs & still be intelligent.


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That's alot to take in.

Bro —
Your ex is emotionally blackmailing you.
Don't even think about running back to her.

She had her chance and she blew it.
Let her cry and wail — just turn a blind eye.

Don't believe all that hogwash about her love for you.
Someone that betrayed both her boyfriend and bestie.


About her suicidal tendencies, there is nothing concrete you can do about it. Just keep praying that your friends keep intervening. And don't forget to delete her contact!

Lol. When your ancestors are calling you home.

30mins audio full of curses and insults?

Well what did you do exactly to warrant this?
How well have you been treating her?

Anyway, I think a separation is in order. The scales of love have fallen from your eyes and you can no longer tolerate her crap and tantrums. You now see her for who she truly is hence why your spirit is no longer with her.

You are already in doubt about getting back together.
I also don't see things ending well at all. Just let her go.

You want us to celebrate a woman that belongs to the kitchen, the sitting room, and za oda room?

Thank you. Next.

Lol.

He dodged a bullet there.

With the pressure from the baby & the hormones coursing through her veins, dude could have easily ended up with a mouth full of regurgitated chyme.

I hope the snakes didn't swallow any money or valuable.

Nice.

Glad they were forced to kiss.

You think we are here just to play witness?
How can you invite me to your wedding & refuse to kiss?

Some people have been doomed from birth to roam the internet without sense & MTN are not helping matters.

This is utter nonsense. I completely disagree with him.

Yes, money tends to make people want to be in control, but a good wife will never disrespect her husband or her in-laws simply because she earns more cash than him!

Men should encourage their wives to earn more.
They shouldn't limit her or cage her.

And if her income becomes bigger —
You should be proud of her.

There's no individuality in marriage.
It's for the benefits of all involve.
And It doesn't make you less of a man or a husband.