ladunsky: Oneal is coaching his disciples about the need to select your team and stick together.

Oneal: It is important u select ur team to the end cos if they win u win.

Sulu & Angelo: Yes

Ha ha ha.......

GREETINGS ALL )

#BBATHECHASE: OPEN LETTER TO DSTV ON BIG BROTHER AFRICA FROM AFRICAN YOUTH

I urge and plead with All Africa Youths, let’s ask DSTV to give Us a BBA where Africa Youths go and discuss, proper solution to solve Africa Problems not this morally loosed show where single parents who can’t keep their relationships go into the house to show their fallen breast, drug addicts, porn stars, ill mannered people mix up and get rewarded. Ha! Having sex in the public with somebody who is not your spouse? God have mercy! The demon of sexual immorality has etched its ugly head into the show; hence the next sane option is to nip the programme in the bud.


The BBA is all about immoral behaviour and that is why it attracts lots of fans. They even prefer open sex every day. There is no single thing to learn from the programme, they just promote sex and immorality. It’s time we ignore it & speak up against it, for what it’s worth.


How long does it take to imbibe a habit? 21 days; and BBA runs for 90days, subtly making people addicts to bad habits. Say No to TV shows without value. Reality shows with immorality is a No No!!!!!!


PLS get us programmes that’ll teach us to fight poverty and BAD LEADERS!!!

By Bankole .O Ogunowo

Kslib: I wanna send this thing to one ghanaian so that they also can help us when our rep is up next time...
Pls and pls,send it to only the people you trust... We're brothers,that the reason i'm doing this.. Nobody shld tell me not to send it cos my mind has been made...
@otumfour and GHpatroit,you guys shld pm me so i can reply...
We must teach pokello a lesson!!!!

So it means I can also get *doing teh happy dance*

12May


Dear Msholozi,

I hear wife #3 is demanding that SA Airlink cough up half a million rand in compensation for jewellery that was allegedly stolen out of her bag while flying from Nelspruit to Johannesburg.

Please don’t get me wrong. When I say “allegedly”, I’m not casting aspersions on the veracity of Thobeka’s story. I’m simply saying that women often forget where they put things.

I bet there are times when you find a bottle of skokiaan in the tumble dryer or a puluma in the microwave. She said the 36 pieces of jewellery were in a cosmetics bag. Does she keep her make-up in the safe?

Were those jewels really worth half a million rand or did you do what most married men do and just tell her they were genuine to shut her up for a while? A lot of women can’t tell emeralds from bits of broken beer bottles. Brenda couldn’t, anyway.

I hope Thobeka’s impressive collection includes plenty of blood diamonds. The last thing we want to be doing is giving our hard-earned cash to the Oppenheimers.

I inadvertently pulled an insurance scam once. I came home very late one night to find that I had locked myself out of the house. Luckily I had a matchbox full of Semtex that I had been saving for a rainy day, so I blew the door off its hinges and went to bed. The next morning I discovered that all my stuff was missing. I filed a claim for R32-million but later that day realised I was in the wrong house altogether. An assessor whittled my claim down to R150 after I was unable to prove that I owned a Lear jet. Do you keep receipts for impulse purchases of this kind? I certainly don’t.

Anyway. Condolences on your falling out with the Guptas and half the ANC leadership. I am sure you are angry with both. But you know how to handle this sort of thing. Do whatever you do when you are angry with all your wives at the same time. Send Gwede Mantashe to his room, Blade Nzimande to Chechnya and Atul Gupta to finishing school to learn the art of discretion.

By the way, I loved those latest pictures of you and Madiba. He seemed a bit tired, though. Not surprising, really. As you said, he was up and about, laughing and shouting and playing practical jokes on everyone. By all accounts, even doing a bit of breakdancing to entertain his increasingly expanding family while the photo op was being set up. Who wouldn’t be exhausted?

My friend Ted said Madiba looked as if he had just got back from the taxidermist. I called him an unmitigated racist and chased him out of the house but then had to phone him and ask him to come back because he had taken his bottle of brandy with him and I couldn’t face another night of sobriety. Well, a night, anyway.

Listen. These Gupta fellows. Are you certain they are worth all this trouble? Sure, they own Sahara Computers and I know how hard it is to get someone to come out and disinfect the hard drive, but still and all. I think it’s time to make new friends.

How about the Chinese? Zong Qinghou is your man. Like you, he doesn’t have much of an education, but he does have R140-billion under his mattress. He also has a very creative accountant, something we all need when it comes to filing our tax returns.

Speaking of which, I hear you’ve been hanging out with Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan. Well done. This is a man who knows his way around a hat. When you see him, please give him this letter.

Dear Mr Jonathan Sir,

My name is Benita Trovato and I am a beautiful woman of 27 living in the paradise of Durban. I have worked hard to save orphans and cripples for my whole life and now I have cancer in my prostrate glands.

Because I do not have long to live, I want to give all my money to charities but not in this country because there is too much corrupt men who will steal my money and spend it on drugs and whores and BMW cars.

I was blessed to inherit some money ($50 million dollars) from my kind father who before he became late was working in the garden of generous Mr Escobar who paid very well in American dollars.

You may be asking why I have chosen you but God told me in a dream that the starving people of Nigeria can make a better use of my savings. The Lord has touched you, Sir. I beg you to help this desperate man from Pretoria.

Next month I am going to have an operation for my diabetes and the doctor said there is a good chance I will not survive. I do not want this to happen while the $100 million dollars from my murdered mother is still in my bank account because our banks are run by bad men who will steal the money as soon as they hear I have gone to Jesus.

It is my Will and Last Testicle that you, President Goodenough, take the earnings and through you spend it on the motherless and other people doing our Lord’s work in Lagos.

Right now I can not ask you to telephone me because my doctor has ordered me to rest and also I can not even give you my number because my relatives are spying on me to make sure I do not give away my billions to charity. They want to execute me and already they have infected me with the cholera while I was sleeping.

Even though I have never met you, I saw your picture in the newspaper and I can see God has made his special mark on you. I want to give you 30% of the $300 million dollars to say thank you for helping an old blind woman from Bloemfontein.

I am too fragile and weak from the malaria to do anything for myself, so I have asked my Lawyer to help with this holy project. He says that because your name is Goodfaith, you will not object to showing you are professional and serious about helping us to help yourself to help the unprivileged.

He is therefore asking for a small amount of $50 000 dollars for proving trust before making arrangements to transfer the $500 million dollars into your personal bank account. He says he can accept payment in the form of cocaine if it is easier for you.

I appreciate if you keep this information top secret because the government will torture me to get my money and that would make the soul of my poor expired father very unhappy. Please hurry because I am also nearly dead.

My email is skabenga@nicetry.con.

Yours in Christ,

Sinenhlanhla Smith (Mr/Mrs)

ifax:

Eyyah, lady koketso. . I wish we could start the season over. I miss lk4 huddah and denzel

I miss Koketso, LK4 and Denzel too

safarigirl:
Bimp already said she's like a sister to him and also said somfin about her helping him get into bba.
Anyways did u see my Melvin n Bev repping on d dance floor.
All those people that call Melvin boring will be sleeping now..mtcheew

Melvin can dance... yo!

fork adict:

I knew it! I forking knew it! Cos he had done that sheet twice. so what made doing it a third time soooo difficult? despite his boring game, this deluded dude feels he can test africa? For no justifiable reason other than to know what africa feels about him? SMH

Before Luclay and Karen, has any other housemates ever pulled this stunt?

dominique: @SAGirl, its because you don't watch the show well, its no secret that Hakeem's name is also Munya.

Honestly if Mel,Bev or Bas doesn't take the prize, I won't mind it going to Angelo. He's a really cool dude and earned my respect when he didn't give into Selly's gossip about Bev. As long as the money don't go to likes of Pokello, Nando or O'neill, I'm cool with Angelo.

I'm shocked for days... I know I don't like Pokello, but it does not compare for the dislike I had for Munya. Ijo, the very name makes my blood boil!

I actually like O'Neal *hides*

lalaosky:

You're right.. I never thought about it this way.. Anyway, don't worry, other countries will vote melvin too.. You need to see twitter comments to believe

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He also has the ROA vote, I believe...

ozodigboo:
That Melvin is covered ? who covered him ?
Melvin is in danger o !
West Africans also believe HE IS COVERED, and plan to pump votes to Selly, to save another west african.
EA and SADC are already locked down for Her Majesty the amazon rigger, Pokello.
So where is Melvin's vote coming from ? only Naija can't save him.
Plz every1 should mobilize for Melvin. a lover of africans. someone who is prepared to DIE for africa.

HA HA HA!!!

Am I teh only one who is discoveriing for the first time that this guy's name is also Munya? Ha...


MUNYARADZI Hakeem Mandaza became the 12th housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother Africa: The Chase Diamond’s House on Sunday evening.

He was evicted together with Malawi’s Fatima who received one country vote, while he had no vote.

Hakeem was visibly shocked when the show’s host, IK, announced that he had been evicted.

But, for close followers of the show, Hakeem’s departure was no surprise because he seemed to have lost the plot somehow during his stay in the house and lost viewers’ votes along the way.

During his first nomination in the second week of the game, Hakeem received six popularity country votes to save him and it seemed like he was Africa’s favourite considering that he had the highest votes compared to other nominated housemates.

Weeks later, his votes plummeted to zero, showing how unpopular he now was among the show’s viewers.

Whoever said women have been many men’s downfall was right because Hakeem’s love, Cleo (Zambia), somehow contributed to his early eviction.

During the first weeks of the show, viewers loved Hakeem as he was good-looking, sweet, caring and generally seemed like an interesting fellow.

He got close to Cleo and the two were in some kind of a romantic relationship.

This was taken well by the show’s viewers who flooded the shows television straps with messages of praise for the relationship.

But, Hakeem changed drastically the day Cleo was separated from him when Head of House sent Hakeem to the Diamond’s House leaving Cleo in the Rubies’.

She did not seem moved by the change, while Hakeem behaved as if the world had come to an end.

Diamonds’ housemates welcomed Hakeem to the new home and tried interacting with him, but he did not budge as he kept preaching the “gospel of Cleo”.

This is when he became a bore to watch because all he ever spoke of was Cleo while Cleo never spoke of him much.

He was vulnerable as Diamonds’ housemates constantly nominated him for eviction because they wanted to play the game with Hakeem, but he chose to only play with Cleo.

Weeks later, he was re-united with Cleo, but he was frustrated after discovering that Cleo had been given an opportunity to re-unite with him earlier, but refused saying she wanted to concentrate more on the game.

She was right, but Hakeem would not understand and started backstabbing Cleo, talking negatively about her to other housemates.

Their relationship was never the same again although the two tried to mend things as Cleo constantly reminded him that they needed to focus more on the game.

Also, Hakeem lost some support when he openly confessed that he would never be friends with Pokello because the two were from different classes.

On the other hand, Pokello told Big Brother that she cared for Hakeem and took him as a younger brother.

Unfortunately for Hakeem, his chase in the house eventually came to an end on Sunday.

Two weeks ago, he was up for eviction and was saved by his lover’s country Zambia who voted for him while Zimbabwe voted for Pokello.

This week unfortunately, his lover, Cleo, was also up for eviction and Zambia voted for her, and again Zimbabwe voted for Pokello leaving Hakeem with no vote.

As they say, charity begins at home, if Hakeem had at least received a vote from his country, he might have survived on Sunday, but unfortunately, that golden vote went to Pokello who bagged four country votes.

Ghana, Nigeria, Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe voted to save Pokello and as usual, she had the highest popularity votes as compared to other housemates.

But, compared to last year’s Zimbabwean representatives who fought, Hakeem represented the country well because he always had Pokello’s back as his home girl because he always told her each time people gossiped about her and would confront those who spoke badly about her.

He also loved Cleo dearly, but probably his romantic game plan was not what this year’s BBA viewers were looking for.

Pokello, on the other hand, was hurt when she learnt of Hakeem’s eviction on Sunday, saying the only person she could call a friend and trust had gone.

Hakeem is expected back home tomorrow at midday.

Meanwhile, chances are high that Pokello will be up for eviction this week as she received the most number of nominations for eviction.

The game continues with 16 housemates, 47 days and eight countries left in The Chase for the
$300 000 prize money.

fork adict: @ All,

I'm sorry but i got some challenge in implementing the blueprint at the mo. The Big Bro voting system uses sms short code protocol while my blueprint uses the normal 10 - 11 digit system. So i need to find a way to scale. Once this can be realised, pokello cant even claim Zim if we are interested in claiming Zim.

****Apologies to those who dont understand, this post. I no fit just dey open mouth gbaga like bev for here. All man dey visit nairaland o.****

Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase get rid of Pokello. Please please please... we'd rather have Hakeem back, serious!

mykali: Melvin's main competition is Angelo, imo.

I'm really proud of Angelo. Just last week when I was trying to get some votes for him in here he was already written off as a lost cause. This week he's been punted as main competition.

I swear I have not liked a South African rep as much as I like this guy... I have no clue why *teary*

POKY: HELLO AFRICA.....

oh oh...

ozodigboo:
No. this thread isn't losing its taste. on the contrary, its getting more interesting.
Most peeps are no longer watching. . . every1 is now tuned to General fork adict , the new HOH, with his ''aggressive voting'' mantra. I believe this trend will b adopted in 2015 ** contract tinz**
Buh, seriously, fork adict - i need the code . . . . . . plz don't laugh.

I ve been away, but on returning to the thread, i ve noted the following
1. Sir MELVIN [ he has bn knighted by d way ] has created enuf traffic by his singular action last nite, than whatever he has done since d beginning of d show. now, every1 is going home with an assignment from the class teacher.

2. Lol . . at everyone struggling to prove his nationality b4 fork adict. i ve learnt some yoruba & hausa words today.
3. Hmmm. . . @ bionicdude - u no gree o ! everybody dey accuse u of being zimbo, uganda etc Na im u begin rattle ur hostel and room number. Abeg, make una give am the code . e don try.
4. Lol @ lalaosky - NATIONAL SECRET. Very soon GEJ dem go begin notice wetin dey happen here.
5. Plz SAGirl - help us mobilise all south africans for melvin. we love you. Uti publicly endorsed Angelo for the final. Our Bev loves Angelo and wants to marry him. i like.
6. Also @ Zimbomatic - help us mobilise all zims for melvin. he loves hakeem and confessed to HMs that he MUST get to harare immediately after the show, whether he wins or not. so cute.
7. Melvinize - a new adjective. . . the act of showing compassion and forgiveness, and to unite. He melvinised for us on the cross of c*lvary . . . ** abeg i dey joke o ! **

Fork adict . . plz i need to help my country, send me the code. Thanks

South Africans wont be voting for Melvin, not because they don't like him or they hate Nigerians (hope I've heard the last of that one, phew), but because they believe Melvin is covered. He will survive bcs he's got all of WA voting for him. They have chosen to support Cleo, to keep the SADC bloc going. Some are voting Natasha and of course the majority are voting Pokello. If I were to help at all this week I would have to be mobilising for Cleo, to try and avoid the SA vote going to Pokello. But I really do not have that energy, besides, I'm an undercover BBA watcher... if my family and friends were to discover that I'm such a fan they would disown me They would not Melvinize me at all

This is the saddest post I have ever had to read through in my history of being on this forum, and I have been a member of this forum since 2010.

Sad indeed.

From one of SA's Forums:

So people where busy talking about this nairaland last night, naijas to be more specific. I checked it out, kante they're circulating some docs amongst themselves on how to vote for their mel (read between the lines). Kere some guy (he insisted he was naija) was even attacked and accused of being a zim, therefore he won't get the email. Tjo, modima wa kgotso, this isn't just a game to some people

THE HEAT IS ON...

safarigirl: Guys we need to divide EA, UG is up for grabs as far as I'm concerned...they're passive voters, if UG don't vote based on alliance we could be on the verge of splitting em...

SA is divided between Melvin, Cleo and Poke...but I believe we can snatch them with just a little effort

SAGirl stop eating that popcorn and vote for your Makoti's bro jare

LOL... Really, I could hardly be moved to vote for Angelo last week. I doubt Melvin needs my meagre votes at all.

The last time I voted 'aggresively' was for Uti... and I was so proud when he publicly endorsed Angelo last week. I know my efforts on him were not in vain.

I will be so happy the day you guys manage to snatch the SA vote from Zim... actually, let me check who South Africans are voting for this week.

lighternote: typical google translation. fork, mod3lla, all of una, pks do ur home work wella b4 u ruin d whole idea. sentence vague, poorly constructed, error laden, jus lik Google trans

LOLEST!!!

This is going to be an interesting week... the Naija vs. Zim rigging war has just begun. Me gonna sit back, get some pop-corn and enjoy watching this ish

#Newest member of TeamBev#

THE AMAKA:

I heard its the two people with the highest nominations per house, unless tied for second

Correct. So only Cleo, Annabel, Pokello and Natasha are nominated.

I suspect Annabel will be replaced with Nando and Natasha with Selly or Ellikim.

kosky: And Nigeria's vote went to Pokello again? And she's there yakking nonsense about unfairness! . These Zim people should stop rigging naija votes!!!

And Namibia voted for Bimp? That's kinda random! Haha!

And I'm starting to think that South Africa has learnt a thing or two about rigging.

He he he... it was so funny hearing SA being accused of rigging. Interesting being on the other side of this game for once. Lolest!!!

kgr28: On facebook the comments just past 5000+ within 10 hrs just for a kiss (record), nigeria and Sa are killing each other for that kiss, their EGOS as usual.

HA HA HA... So sorry I missed that!

THE AMAKA:

You can't compare the way someone Carries themselves (dread locks, rasta man) & their age to dissing someone cause of their race or skin color, which they cannot change. This is blacks degrading fellow blacks for the skin color they all have. Given they may not be as dark as her but is it right? That is nowhere near even honey. Please read what you said again and ask yourself if that makes sense.

OK Amaka... I apologise on behalf of all teenage South Africans who posted negative strips about Beverly. Surely she gets enough disapprovals from her own countrymen for her looks, she doesn't also need us on her case as well. Peace?

mystikal:

u,ll also need to ask black Americans why they adopted nigga

Thank you Sir... I was wondering why that point has been ignored.

lighternote: why do u adopt such color based racist name? or ur self esteem is too low b4 d whites? Cape Town is my no 1 tourist destination in Africa n I always see how d black SAns prefer anyone oyibo to even their brodas.

I think its more to the fact that we have no issues with being black... I am black, I love it and you can call me a darkie anytime you like. It will not in no way affect who I am. We have what we call Black Consciousness, which basically says be proud of your blackness. That is why you will not find an awful lot of South African women bleaching their skin, it is an offence that will make you a definate outcast in our society.

So you have issues with black women dating white men?

THE AMAKA:

Nah, they were definitely calling her dark and ugly. I just meant various names to refer to others as dark or black in a degrading manner. Look, i know you wanna defend your people but i think such was said cause Angelo is colored and Bev is not. And on top of that, she's very dark skinned.
The main people dissing her weren't even colored themselves, so how is it their headache? Its beef i guess.

We have Beverly to thank, because until two days so, Angelo was totally irrelevant in the house.

True.. and I am soooooo grateful to our Bev because I remember only a few days ago I was begging that we should give Angelo another chance maybe e might just have something up his sleeve. So I am a happy girl right now!

I saw those nasty comments about Beverly from SA's over the weekend, but I logged in here this morning and saw similar comments about Angelo from Nigerians (how he is old, how he is a reject, mop-hair, etc), so I would imagine we'd be even?

THE AMAKA:

For the most part, yes. South Africans tend to exhibit these personalities the most in southern africa. such a pity.
and before SAGirl comes here to say anything to me, I said what I said, you can freely disagree. Won't change my opinion tho.
I mean who makes up a name to call someone (zimbabweans, nigerians, and other foreigners) "darkies" LIKE WTF? Are all of them yellow

Hi All... Sorry I cannot go through all the posts I just picked up my name, and I don't know what the discussion was about here. But from this post alone, I assume that you are saying South Africans call ROA 'darkies'?

'Darkies' is a name that whites used to call blacks during Apartheid (like Niggas), and black South Africans have somehow also started using it (just like Nigga) to refer to themselves. Not to other Africans, to all black people.

Drahmah: lololol...its just a post, but really? "Nigerians take themselves way too seriously?" I'm surprised you're criticizing nigerians now, seeing as melvin, beverly or any of our previous reps at the BBA have never spoken ill of any country...if we "take ourselves way too seriously", what then do you think about the "mr perfect" from botswana?

I was referring to you guys getting offended whenever a housemate dares says something negative about Nigeria. Even poor Bev was persecuted for this

dominique:

Lol, I knew a non Nigerian would quote my post when I made it. I can provide you with link to the bba amplified thread on this site, you'll see how we were vehemently against another Nigerian winning the prize for the first couple of weeks. Halfway into the show Karen started growing on us and we began to wonder who ese deserves the prize other than her. We started becomming wary of the Zims when Wendull survived evictions with astonishing country votes, still we were unwavered cos Zambia, Angola, Namibia and Ghana pledged her support to us cos their reps closeness to Karen. We already control RoA, and of course naija votes make up the six country votes she got in the finale. Can the Zims account for the four countries that voted their dull boy?

Of all the 7 finalists that season (Karen, Wendell, Luclay, Sharon O, Lomwe, Hanni and Vina), nobody can tell me the remaining six deserved the prize more than Karen. She may not be liked but she got us TALKING and that's more than I can say for most of the reps that boring season.

Thank you for this Dominique...

fashrola: can you mention any hit songs in Malawi, zimbabwe, zambia, tanzania that is currently getting airplay on radio stations? even on TV Stations...abi u want the HMs to be sleeping while the music is jamming the speakers... Nigeria, Ghana, SA are currently the major player in the entertainment circle in africa...u cant change that until other aforementioned countries step up their game

The reason I love BBA is bcs it educates me on African culture, music, etc... I love it when a song starts playing and the rep from that country gets excited and starts telling others about the artist, lyrics, etc

It is not about playing 'hits'... those are for the party on Saturday night. *in my humble opinion*