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Blazay:
Are you 'bathing' the external organs or the internal organs waaaaaaaaay up inside?

If you like bath a thousand times a day. . . once that rotten fish blood of a thingy sits up there and turns brown. . . even blood transfusion with 'fabreeze' will not save humid stench! Sorry, tampons do not work for some of us. . .who sneeze them out effortlessly! I just don't like the smell period not to mention the looks of the damn thing!

Good riddance!

I wash inside out twice a day and it seems to be sufficient at present I still say it is the sanitary towels that cause that "humid stench". . . . . . .LOL, so you are that big huh, sneezing out tampons effortlessly

To the dude asking about "my private business" with googles, welleeeee, private is just that, PRIVATE

@ the farmer, I went through the link, it says sent so will wait to hear from you then. .

Sent, you can remove the link if you wish 

There is 3 of you, are you the profile pic "once you go Naija. . . . "

Will do girl. . . . . .look out for it now!!!

Googles, how do I contact you privately? I need to talk business with you

Blazay:


I have since cut all the damn things off. . . and it has been paradise ever since. I love my gynecologist I swear! I can now wear my thongs without any 'bulges'! I no longer have to deal with those deadly cramps. . . .! [b]Or smell like an "Ibadan" fish-market 3-5 days of the month! [/b]No black out zones! No need to wear paheint to bed!

Praise da lord!

No problem there. . . I do not wear make-up MOST of the time. I could care less about my appearance. Not that insecure. I wear make up when I feel like I am in the mood.

Same as the above. I only do what pleases me. If I feel like dressing up, fine. If not. . . not a damn thing anyone can do abourrit. On my terms only. If you don' t like it. . .step on across the road.

Especiall if you have one bosom bigger than the other. I have to wear a "DD" instead of a D just to accomodate my over flowing left mamary gland. That was the one the boyz started 'pressing' first in secondary school.


Me too! I prefer the terms 'toto' or 'congo'! "Bobby or bosoms"! The ghetto-er the berra.

Not in my world. The direct opposite. I usually cut any man down to size that pulls that "double-standard" of an insecure, sexist mess around me. I don't associate with the LOCAL. . .culturally dickmatized females who enable such nonsense around me either. I have more testosterone than any male around me if push comes to shove!

BUT why did you have to smell like a fish market, why not bath "properly" twice a day and maybe use tampons instead of sanitary towels? Do women still use sanitary towels? *thinking out loud*

deniyor:
size of her yansh

LOL, I guess you have quite a variety to choose from, given your location. . . . . .

You could have said when you started shaggingg instead, if you stopped at age 8. . . . .how about that!!!

Never underestimate the importance of punctuations, ever. . . . . . . .I keep reading the heading incorrectly. . . . .

Anyway, no advice here!!!

I attract all sorts, from street vendors thinking we could build a home together, adventerous men with free spirits, lately it's calm quiet guys and finally, freaks!!!

Creamish:
Firstly . . [b]your 28 and uv not had sex for over 20yrs . . . when did u first have sex? wow . .

2ndly . . .the Doc has given u his advice based on experience. There is a greater being than the Doc. If indeed u intend to wed her after her service year, talk to God about it. He can do all things. Secondly, if its a bacterial infection, there are drugs for it. He is not insisting that it will be frequent if u guyz r not married . . . he is just saying it can be averted with frequent sex. There is a possibility she may not have it again even if she dosnt get married in 5 yrs . . .

Good luck. [/b]

LOL, I thought the same, he stopped intercourse when he was 8, when did he start, at age 4?

Shooooo, Lacrissa is now moving to Nigeria!!!! Is it for work or did you just decide to move to "Africa"?

Good luck with all. . . . . .

ifffffy:
I met my bf on phone about a year ago through wrong number whatever whatever nd i so much love him, we've seen each other so many times after and had nice times together. But a month b4 he met me he met a girl, one way or the other d girl squeezed himself into his life as i was led to believe, so he was double-dating 4 about 2 months until he decided to leave the girl 4 my sake due to that he did not really love d girl, but it's not an hidden fact that the girl loves him and will do anything to get him, which led to the girl looking for so many ways to get pregnant for him which eventually was a success, so it was after a month of their seperation that she came back wit d pregnancy, so my bf couldnt do anything but to accept it, and he told me everything and insist that i should stay saying that "the girl can only force him to be a father but cannot force him to be a husband" d girl gave birth four days ago nd presently in his house until after d naming ceremony. He always promise me that he's not leavimg me nd al his family knows me, nd d girl is always calling me, so should i stay or leave?

You actually "sound" like you believe all these stories your boyfriend told you about the girl, seems a little gullible to me. Was it the first time you heard a man say that? Open your eyes girl, he probably still wants you to remain his other girl while he carries on with his "family". . . . . . . . .

Da Doctor:
Ehm, Ehm,

FROM THE MANS POINT OF VIEW,

What do you ladies have do deserve and demand all these goodies you mention and flatter for?

from experience, UGLY LADIES ALWAYS WANT THE BEST OF MEN, Why na!!![color=#990000][/color]

No one of you even deviated and went to characters/traits, think out of the box

The heading says "which part of a man's body" hence we talked about the physical. . . . . .  .

As for ugly chicks wanting the best men, I am not ugly and I deserve the gorgeous torso (I speak for myself here) 

Mcxmmmmm

Howzit Cocky?

Nothing beats a strong torso that envelopes all of me when I get a strong yet gentle hug **dreamy**

Is that like a toothpick Kpolli? But NO, even that does not count as flossing. . . . . .

@ OP/190, men should feel free to get these necessities for their ladies, what's the big deal? It's only tampons. . . .

kandiikane:


LMAOOOOOOOOOO, ABEG, this man don finish nigeria babes pata pata, abi na onli 1% punny dey smell fresh?

looool

LOL, page 19 and people are up in arms about dental floss makes me wonder!!!

francisj:
Don't worried if he is married or not ,just go ahead and have your baby .If he returns and he is ready to married your; GOOD.!!!!
If he refuses to married you(cos He is already married),put your baby out for abduction .
I understd ,People are looking 4 baby in that part of the world ,so get a good family and give them your baby.
carry on with your life,life itself is very short

ABDUCTION? Adoption perhaps

The girls 1$ store weaves are something else    it really does not help that they are glued on to natural hair that is visible, SMH!!!

bumba1234:
Igho, is getting the attention she has always wanted, she is probably going to be sent out in a bit, miss Vina is a handsome gal, lol , what is a true defination of a nigerian representative?

Agreed, thought she was handsome too

That Karen is rather rough and uncultured for my liking. . . .in fact, almost all the girls in the house are average and rowdy, wonder what the selection criteria was, SMH!!!

dare2think:
@ Blazay,

She only asked for a public opinion. There really was no need to be harsh, not all women possess your emotional strenght. As for the ethnic bigotry, you are free to make your own opinions on it, but remember it helps nobody and only leads to more hate.

Hate only generates more hatred.

DITTO

Did you ever speak to any of his family members when he was in SA? If not, maybe you are his SA chick and he has a family in Nigeria.

Were you guys living together? Is he coming back?

Single yes, looking yes, would be nice to find a life partner, we all long for that. . . . .