₦airaland Forum

Sagamite:
Tell him to save his breath.

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Amen

Somebody who was sent to save you from yourself Saga

Advocator:
The least that of could do is teach your wife some moves that fits your desire. Your wife is a woman, you should be training her to meet your sexual standards.Another thing, in my opinion a man should be the one dominating when it comes to sex, especially if you are being intimate with your wife. Her role is to enjoy while she follows and tries to pick up moves from you.
P.S. Don't think about enlargement and all that kinda crab, be satisfied with that you have and make the best out of it.

that's my 2 cents.

LMAO, I beg your pardon!!! anyway, the case here is the blind leading the blind!

Semira22:
Is marriage all about sex?

Sex is a huge part of marriage/relationships for most people, at least those that I know, may not be so in your world. . . . . .like I said, bad sex can break a union or at least get people cheating just to be sexually fulfilled!

I have seen B type's ass sag like mad when they age because there is not enough "meat" to hold it up. . . . .

A may be overly done (looks fake) but I find it crazy that some people think that having a curvy booty, small waist and a pair of big titties is slutty, SMH while laughing at the same time!

Bad sex can definitely break a union, some people have never had toe-curling sex so they settle for what they get thinking "I got the best here"

A without the fake titties is a winner, closer to home. . . . . . . .B, wellleeee, a bag of bones is attractive to some I guess!    "Meat is meat and man must eat"      

I know you are, I have also been at the receiving end of those rants so I can relate, anyway, I was just having a good chuckle over here

LMAO about your blog MzDarkie, crazy I see you and your monologues in your corner over there

On second thought, if you learn to use your tool properly, size is irrelevant!

Maybe your wife is frigit because she cannot believe she said "for better or worse" before she knew what she was getting herself into. . . . .imagine a small organ that won't stand for more than 5 mins, I would also be frigit but good luck to the two of you!!!

PS: This is no attack on your small organ. . . . . . . . . .

filnaija:
REAL HUMAN HAIR STRAIGHT FROM THE FACTORY

I'm an Asian and married to a Nigerian. I have a straight long hair which everyone likes it when I was there in Naija, and that gives me an idea to enter in this kind of business in Nigeria. I'm in Asia right now and I know some real human hair factories here. Those factories are manufacturing for European wholesalers and retailers (those ones you can see in the websites). Their factories are in Asia because of low cost of labor but the materials are from Europe. And of course they have a high standard quality, because European market will not accept the product if it will not pass their quality control. However, I will send a sample to my in-law in Lagos (Alaba Market) and in Enugu Town this coming week. I will send a processed hair (I mean those are ready to wear). I will also send a raw hair (virgin hair that not yet processed no chemicals yet). Those hairs can be tied up, dye, wash and trim. You can also use hair styling tools to straighten it or curl it, according to the style that you want (just like what we Asians do, with our natural hair).

This is not China made, because I discover according to my research that some of them are selling only synthetic hair that looks like real. Well, they cannot cheat me because I have a real natural hair. Another thing, most of their hairs are from Asian people, mostly Indians and Filipinos. Because Indian women have long black curly hair, usually their hairs are virgin, not all puts colors in their hair because of their religion. They also use Filipino hair, because the European and Filipinos have the same type of hair. And black hair is hard to find to European women, that's why they are using Filipino hair. Since I’m an Asian, I can travel to some Asian countries with free visa to check some human hair wig factories.

If you are interested to see the samples, you may give me your contact number and I will ask my in-law to give you a call once the samples are in Nigeria already. Or you can email me at jho_naciz@yahoo.com. Thank you.

Maybe you missed somehthing but this is about natural, kinky hair not straight factory hair, you may want to post elsewhere!

WOW, he is a lucky dude, unemployed for 5 years and still gets to make babies he can't feed. . . . . .he knows you are managing just fine without his salary, I am assuming you wanted the other two babies. . . . .

Creamish:
dat "board" word u used is rily discouraging. . . . post a pix to redeem your thread . . .

Classic

Hey ladies. . . . . . . .I am also tied up at work Nerd so am hardly here but I do hope all the ladies are doing great. WOnder how Maddy is doing!!

I must say I love those Top Billing Homes, shows you what money can do. . . . .

I guess he will clarify his statements. . . . .but heading says South Africa!

DavidNel:
Some of the factors contributing to the high costs of transporting into Southern Africa are the distances, condition of the roads, border fees and the cost and availability of fuel. The maintenance costs on your truck tractors and trailer equipment is generally a lot higher as a result of the hammering that they take due to the bad roads.road transport south africa

I totally disagree with the bolded, SA does not have a problem with fuel and the roads are some of the best if not THE BEST Afrika has ever seen, where did you get your information from? Have you ever been to SA and can say for sure how bad the roads are and how big a problem the fuel situation you are talking about is. . . . .

So emoticons have replaced words, I am speechless

Is he also abstaining along with you then? This is a problem especially since he has had sex before and knows what it is about and by the sound of things, it seems like he still wants more of it. . . . .you on the other hand, are a virgin who is waiting for marriage. . . . . .what are you going to do?

Trust the "unifier" to always be involved in cyber beef, it isn't that serious ma' so relax and learn to seperate your cyber persona from the real one, if there is a difference that is, shoooooooooooo

@ OP, using "am coming" in a text message does not sound that serious however, the problem comes when people use colloquial or really bad text English even when they shouldn't, makes one wonder if proper sentence construction is dead. . . . blame the BB generation

Unfortunately love is not nourishing so a good job is needed to take care of the family. . . , . . . .

Lady,

My mom and step dad had to marry in another country (Lesotho) because SA would not allow such "immorality" under the Immorality Act. . . . . .this was back in the 80's. . . . but things have changed dramatically since then. . . for the better I might add.

I am listening to African Queen now, love that song. . . . . . . .

Hey jennykadry,

Long time mommy, are you well? Compliments of the new year to you too sweetie. . . . . you've been scarce or do we come on line at different times. Glad to see you around though

Very sad, the lengths and depths people will go to for beauty!!!

Moral of the story "Love yourself the way God created you" it's not worth one's life!!!

debosky:
@ Chima and Goddess

She's obviously more concerned about getting pregnant - last I checked, toys can't do that for you.

This problem goes beyond just getting satisfaction and is more about being disgraced in the midst of her friends and family.

Uh, missed that part. . .  . . .but satisfaction is still key, RIGHT?

That is a serious problem OP, they say bad sex can break a union, good sex can make it stronger. . . .he should have been honest with you, maybe being celibate/a virgin was a choice he made when he realised he had a problem. . . in the mean time, get a toy!

SA Lady:
Hello you, you been away for a while. But I see you say you've been away and busy at the same time. Hope you good. As always let me interest you on fun things to do, paintball shooting. Gather up a crowd of friends and have fun, will not disappoint you but will bruise you baaad!

Bruises on my caramel skin, ae Lady, kea hana I will consider sky diving though, sounds like fun! Glad you are good babes. . . . . don't be a stranger now!

Lady ho jwang?

Hi Nerd and Madlady,

You ladies good?

Maddy, you mentioned something about mom still holding on, is she unwell? If so I hope she is getting better.

Nerd, I also haven't been around much, was on long leave and then took another week off work but I am back now.

Nerd's tips definitely help, this thread and hers have encouraged me in staying natural, thanks for all the priceless tips.

Be well guys!