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I swear this thread has to be the most demented of the lot, people just come here to vent, all good if they feel better afterwards     

@DarkSkin - OK, here are the notes 
First you get some nice Durex lub    then you gently apply as you wish (wherever you feel a pulse ), then you lick it. . . . hahahah

Hau Lady, where is the booty shot, I rushed over there only to find the clouds, wetin?

The men are busy sparring Lady, don't expect any response from them!

Sagamite:
You think you will beat a [b]real man [/b]while looking like a pansy wearing lip gloss?

roymary link=topic=403381.msg7251895#msg7251895 date=1291212424:
I'm over that nitwit Sagamite! Someone simply needs to tell the guy he's got no special traits. I dunno what he looks like but i'd probably beat the living daylight outta his blockhead.

GUYS, i AM OVER HERE, MY TOP IS UP (AM FLASHING YOU), CAN YOU SEE ME, OOOWHOOOO!_{as i pull my top even further up to grab the testosterone-filled men's attention} maybe I should just step aside and let you go ahead, I guess I am not in the mood for a fight today

Guys, leave the "verbal" fights to us girls, we do a good job at that. . . . . . . . . . .wish I had a boxing ring to see you two beat the crap out of each other, and the winner takes a mystery prize home

Some good shyt that is, an hour before home time, YEY!

Post the link then, all I see is white space

roymary:
SA Chics has officially taken over! Naija Chics lost the contest,

It's not a contest roy, we just go on with our business, happy to chat with those that are open-minded enough and indifferent to those that pop a vein while ranting. . . . .  . .it's not worth the headache!  

Sagamite    put that igbo down for a minute, will you!!!        

wa hlanya and chomi ya hae and wants you to be labelled lehlanya as well

SA Lady:
Its nice to play the games boys do sometimes, they have all the fun and I am not missing out on it.

Nice one girl, I was about to say hore o tlohele stsenwa sena sa mosadi, se borehile. . . . . .good on you!

Now I am going out for "lunch" mothong

SA Lady:
@Bobajo, trust me you and I are in here for the same thing, to check out girls booty!! Dont worry the girls will get my hint and see what happens, patience my brother patience. eeeehhh! girls @Bobajo and I are not interested in the faces just booty, now how hard can that be.

Waiting patiently.

, Lady you sound like half man,

Nice thread, we need to be reminded daily that AIDS is real. . . .get tested and know your status, live positively if you test +ve and protect yourself from being infected if you test -ve.

PEACE!

hahahahahahah Lady, Cock would never get off my booty if I ever posted a back shot here. . . . .so my final answer is NO!

LOL, was pulling his leg, otherwise I would never hear the end of it, not with Cocky anyway!

I am sure I beat Lady in that department Cock, want a picture?

swoosh:
OK SA Goddess if you aint gonna show me, then I'd imagine, at least based on Mr Cork's description , and I will post my imagination here, sooon

Hahahahahahaha, go ahead and post what you think I look like

@DarkSkin - thanks hun (on the baby), got a recipe on how to make fine babies so let me know when you need it

@Swoosh - no thanks Sir, I am not puting my picture up if it's my face you want to see, know that my son looks like me if it is my booty you want to see, that ain't happening, the booty war has just ended and you want to start another one this one will definitely start a riot, hahahahhahahahahha

hahahahaha, I am sure he would organise that efficiently. . . . . . . .bye now, am out!

LOL, reverse psychology here I am not posting my booty shots so go ahead and give it to DarkSkin, she is cool anyway. . . . . .

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Mr¬Cork:
Mzdarkskin is super hot but SA Goddess [color=#770077]still has the biggest nyansh in Africa, so far. I love them both [/color]

You say that with so much authority, hahahahahhaha, my booty isn't that big cock, please believe me, it is manageable

Ye, yeyeyeyeye, haaaaaaaaappy people, *singing along* now step

MzDarkSkin:
LOL@ the two SA ladies! you are both a handful! lol how could anyone hate on you two? lol
anyway i am a bit picky when it comes to flavors tho but there are some exceptions! what about you two? any preferences?

dancehall is the future yea, my only advice to you if you go there is GO WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW! Jamo guys can be groupies Worst of all you are African, they love Africans! but some will pick pocket you in a heart beat! and then use your money to treat you! LOL.

LOL!

They hate on us because they probably don't understand how we can be so at home in a foreign land, I did say "SA women are misunderstood by other women"  

hahahahahha, I once got mugged by someone I was chilling with only for him to spend the money on me, SMH, unbelievable shyt I tell you      

SA Lady:
I am watching you, like a hawk!

I imagine you doing the two finger thing while you say that, the Trevor Noah thing, hahahhahahaha

Are you from Jamaica DarkSkin?

MzDarkSkin:
Oh yeah i know a few hot SA guys!!! they do come in all flavors. Normally I go for chocolate but i went to school with one who was mixed with several difference races and he has this caramel complexion with the SA accent! ALL of the girls loved him!

of course i like candy! wait what kind? LOL what exactly are we referring to here?

Kikikikikiki, I take it you like all candy then

SA Lady:
I'd love to see her face when she hears of this.

At my tender ripe age girl, mama knows I get up to shyt        best believe that!

Dancehall is the future DarkSkin, love it!  My mission is to go to Jamaica in the near future. . . .  .would love to get lost there for a week or two        

MzDarkSkin, the only music I enjoy dancing to is raggae music, sensual and unrushed, as they say "the aim is not to sweat"

SA Lady:
Tjo!!! You getting out of hand I should tell your parents.

@DarkSkin, you got bakasi for days has anybody ever told you? something tells me you dont need to be told. I am afraid should you land in SA the exit borders will close. Trust me SA bouys will make sure.

Mama has nothing to do with this, I do it all on my own

Sagamite:
[Struggling with his breath. Serious laboured breathing occuring whilst choking with excitement]

       

You are forbidden from having any visions of the above, we have just ended WW3 and now you want WW4        

LOL Lady, good thing you kept that to yourself      

DarkSkin, hahahahahahah, I would never even practice, there is another dance where people squeeze their butt cheeks then release and do it again and again, imagine that, hahahahahhaha, I am talking about doing this ish in public, me  never        I am not bothered though by butt shaking, squeezing and the rest when getting busy!  

Asabisa$:
Kwasa Kwasa, i will so love to watch that. Goddess, can you post some kind of info on where and when tthey do it. I may just make my 2nd trip to SA just to watch it (shhh, dont tell anybody o). Maannn, i'm drooling just thinking about it,

That is not an SA dance but it was popular here a couple of years ago, google Kofi Olomide, maybe you will get a video of his with his dancers, amazing stuff to watch!  THe girls do it better than the guys though. . . . . .  .

Isn't booty-clapping hectic bum-shaking? I have this visual in my mind I can't quite explain. . . .anyway, I was saying I wouldn't be caught doing either booty-clapping or kwasa-kwasa, too hectic for me!