ehie:
What jega didnt tell us was that his connection to major general jega who was Buhari's colleagues in the 60s and also served as a military governor of Gongola during buharis regime, in fact atahiru jega is buhari's boy

Nor has Jega been able to explain the multitudes of under-aged voting that was widespread in the North where kids with PVC's were openly seen to be voting.
Nor has Jega been able to explain how the Kano State REC died mysteriously in a domestic fire in his house.
Jena is being economical with the truth.

So how can the present APC led government explain how this letter signed on behalf of the Federal Civil Service Commission unobtrusively shows connivance of the Presidency in the reinstatement of Maina? It was supposed to be a discrete affair, but this is Naija and hypocrisy will be exposed anyday and everyday.

edeXede:


That Tilapia is a slay fish, its mouth resembles a nairalander slay queen, one of them contested for miss nairaland 2016/2017

That's not a Tilapia but a Nile Perch. You can get more details here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_perch

We are not asking the president to resign. No, nothing that dramatic. He don't have to prove nothing to no-one, just allow VP Osinbajo to continue in an acting capacity while you recuperate. How hard can that be?

Yazzy:
The OP is right.
Your new tires should ALWAYS be behind, front wheel drive or not.
Vulcanizers have always encouraged the myth that new tyres should be in front, same guys who always over-inflate tires!!

Just google it, you don't need a documentary to tell you the truth!!

Absolutely true here....

http://kumhotyre.co.uk/kumho-news/should-you-fit-new-tyres-to-the-front-or-rear/

bigtt76:
Zebrudaya
Ovularia (Zebrudaya's wife)
Jegede Shokoya
Ramota (Jegede's wife)
Clarus (Zebrudaya's Houseboys)
Gringory (Zebrudaya's Houseboys)

Chief Zebrudaya Okorigwe Nworgu Alias 4:30 The Original Palmwine Powerless
Ovularia Okoroigwe Nworgu of Abonnema Town

Prince Dr. Jegede Shokoya The 'Shun' of the 'Shoil' and by the Grace of God, The youngest Millionaire in the Entire Universe
Ramota
Clarus
Gringory Akaborgu

This was a classic for me in 2004. I had this on repeat all day, all week, for months. Adieu, George Michael....

My daddy got here on the gravy train
I guess my mama had a real bad start to the game
They went walking and she took his name
Round here

There was dancing in the afternoons those days
Waiting tables, chasing girls with the money he made
It was 1957, and love felt the same, love felt the same

Frightened little girl, she makes a break
Into the arms of... something better
Round here

I hear my mama call in Kingsbury Park
Just me and David and a football that glowed in the dark
Waiting patiently to make my mark
Round here

And I remember my first day at school
And I remember trouble, and thinking I was so cool
I remember it all, like yesterday

Don't you

Every time I try to leave this place
Something inside says, "You can do better"
Round here

So come with me, let me show you where I've lived
I want to put my hands in this earth again
Music fell like rain to the streets
The Specials and The Jam, to The Beat
Even though I think I've seen everything there is to see of this world
I gotta be thankful that this crowded space
Is the place of my birth

When all that I wanted, was to be someone.

Two little Hitlers in an old church hall
Some cheesy covers and those neighbours that banged on the walls
Andy says it's time to show them all
Round here

Please sir, we two have other plans
Please sir you would not understand,
What's going on
Is magical, can't you see
That some of us do more than dream

Every time I try to leave this place
Something inside says, "Keep on keeping, on and on...."
Around here

So come with me, let me show you where I've lived
I want to put my hands in this earth again
Music fell like rain to the streets
The Specials and The Jam, ABC
Even though I think I've seen everything there is to see of this world
I gotta be thankful that this crowded space
Is the place of my birth

My birth,
In this town,
Yes I guess I got to be someone

To be somebody
In the Beautiful city

This place I call home
These streets of London
It's everything I know (everything and everybody)
On the streets of London
I want to thank you

My daddy got here on the gravy train.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvfml31AI

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This version has got nothing on the original. Stevie Wonder's original version is dope. Even hearing it on the soundtracks of movies like The Best Man and Black Nativity has got to get to you.

Afam4eva:

Where did you see Elumelu? or should i say, which Elumelu are you referring to cos the ones i know isn't in any of those pics.

Ever heard of Ndudi Elumelu? Even the physical resemblance alone must tell you something....

‘doggy’ style during sex is the major cause of cancer and stroke.

He said after three years of arduous research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

He told The Insider, “On cancer – one of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness.

“The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy; hence the connection is more than clear.

“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website.”

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

[/b]According to him, [b]occasional doggy style [/b]like only on [b]Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal.

“This is the reason why South African married men[b] die[/b] and leave their wives a lot these days,” the 58-year-old man added.

Apparently, stupidity is becoming infectious and rampant around the African continent. Rather than spend time researching on how to reduce hunger and entrenching constitutional reforms for good governance in their corruption ridden country, look at what public funds are being "spended" on. Tufiakwa!!! Africa grow sense!!!

Those used paint buckets aren't trash nau. They are still very useful. We use them to store water. When you talk trash you meant things like used polythene shopping bags and pure water sachets. If you can get creative with those then you certainly have my vote.

Think he meant to say "expended", but it came out without the "e". Anyways, what do you expect from the protege of a leader who has no proof of even a WASC. Nothing about Nigeria shocks me anymore. We've seen it all.....

Chikade:

Na wa for some men self.

And the woman just stood there taking it........whatever happened to grabbing a pestle and smashing the idiot's head with it.

Seeing the way it's being manhandled, that turtle will surely ask itself, "wetin carry me come this kind place?"

This na small thing now. In my time, one Captain Dagana told us (Platoon 5) to line up in a single file, lay down on the grass end-to-end , and whilst holding the feet of the person ahead of you to form one very long, gigantic snake, roll from one end of the field to the other. After about five spins, the momentum took over and we had no control of the motion again and we all went tumbling downhill at top speed. I heard all kinds of prayers that day: Efik, Kanuri, Yoruba, Ibibio, Esan, Ijaw, Bassa, you name it, it was all there. When it was all over, some ended up against trees, clumps of grass, anthills, etc. All YIKPATALITES CLASS OF 2001 in the house, let me here you say yeah, yeah.......

There's a reason why these things are called PRIVATE AFFAIRS. You put your business all out there in the streets and when kasala blows, you come crying that social media killed your relationship. Totally disappointed here............except it's a ploy or sales gimmick to have people patronize "his"business.

Self-pity my ass.What does that kid know about self-pity given he's so young. The kid was scared because he thought he was about to be kidnapped by an alien. I bet he had never seen anything that scary before!!!

An ascetic and spartan revolutionary who happens to favour a gold Rolex watch. When will Nigerians stop deceiving themselves with double standards?

I have had a similar experience, only the modus operandi was different. I noticed that someone was regularly removing the sticker I used to cover a rusting portion on my bonnet. I got so bad that I started suspecting that someone was out to do grievous damage to either me or my car. I tried hiding in the car, but with the door closed, it gets terribly hot and stifling in the car and the most I can manage is 30 minutes at a stretch.
I had given up that I would ever catch the culprit and had resigned to fate when one fateful day the KID walked straight in to my trap.
I had just come back from work when I noticed that the latest sticker I had fixed had been removed. All kinds of thoughts ran through my mind.
I went inside and after a heavy lunch was soon snoring away on the couch when I was jolted awake by something I can't really explain. I sat up and feeling still feeling sleepy looked outside only to see this KID walk assuredly to the car and calmly remove the sticker. I WAS INFURIATED.
I ran out in my boxers and screamed at the kid to stop and advance towards me. It been about a month now and I'm pretty certain the kid is still feeling the pains from the spot my blows landed. Even me sef, my hands pain me for 2 days!
I marched him to his parents' house and LO and BEHOLD all my stickers he had previously removed were found dangling on their fence. When I confronted the mother, she was totally exasperated. It turned out this kid is a serial offender even in their own home. The mother cried, pleaded and proceeded to explain the atrocities this kid had committed. There and then, I felt ashamed for beating the kid. The kid just needed love and attention.
My fury came from the fact that I had begun to suspect kids from another family and given the slightest opportunity I might have confronted them and any denial or claim of innocence could have seen the situation degenerate into something else because I was that sure they were the culprits.
You might wonder what's the big deal about a sticker, but that bad spot happens to be over the battery and any moisture in the event of a rain could cause a short circuit that could have fried the ECM.

No hand gloves!!! These are just small bois na.........In my area we even do reconnection without wearing clothes

UmuEri:
We in the East can never vote APC till death. it's a crime to mention APC in my Town. Give us APGA, PDP, or Labour party, and we are good to go. But APC is a No No No!

I see this happening. Tinubu, Markafi and Atiku agree to adopt the PDP platform. Then when it comes to the Presidential Primaries, Tinubu sells Atiku downriver and works for GEJ to be the flagbearer. Don't act shocked. It's a scenario that's been played out by the Jagaban over and over again. He takes delight in screwing people and acts mortified when he's paid back in his own coin.
So will this make the good people of South-Eastern Nigeria happy?

brightballer:
Aunty Florence, could you please drop Aunty Rita Chikwelu from that midfield and play Okobi, Igbinovia and Ayinde?

That's where you are mistaken. Chikwelu No. 10 is a rock in that midfield and a perfect cover for the centre-halves. If you had watched the game against South Africa, the Bayana girls were having difficulties going through the middle and had to operate from the flanks. Chikwelu plays like Ogenyi Onazi and her judgment of the game and anticipation is very good. She is the perfect midfield marshall, and she does the job Florence Omagbemi asks of her which is to intercept, break-up the opponents play and slow down the game where necessary. My only complaint is she tires easily. Okobi is excellent, but whereas Francesca Ordega is a bundle of energy going forwards, her ball judgements are poor when it come to timing and when to make a pass.
Another player who's been catching my eye is the Centre-half Ebi who wears jersey No. 5. Her plays shots from the back are something else. She's tenacious but not very quick. Which is where her Centre-half partner comes in. These two have made sure that the Falcons have not conceded many goals, just the one odd penalty in the game against Ghana.Together, I believe that can stop the forages of the Cameroonians.

herzernIsHere:
Go buy food items for your Mum.....

Robert Mugabe to the rescue........

babyfaceafrica:
Dangote is not stupid...he will never put himself for a political position...just be behind and pull the strings..that's. What rich smart guys do?...it is one mistake the late MKO made

That's what they said about Shagari, MKO and GEJ. And those guys came and bested political heavy weights like Obafemi Awolowo, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Babagana Kingibe, Atiku Abubakar, etc. Since Trump's electoral victory in the US, I have come to realise that "Never Say Never"is mre than a cliche: it is a true life philosophy because ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!

The political realigning has just begun. Next thing is P-Square is doing the theme-song for the Dangote's grand entry into Nigeria'sever turbulent political landscape.

Driving a shift puts you in control of your automobile, and there's nothing as pleasant as upshifting and downshifting to the rhythm of the traffic and the beats from your stereo. However, it's my love for race cars that made me prefer the manual tranny. I have watched the Dakar Rally and F1 from childhood, coupled with the fact that you could go through all 5 gears 20 seconds flat. All my cars are going to be manual tranny, hate it or love it.

This new explanation is a mile off from her earlier denial, but then the girl is only being human. She should just forget the whole episode and move on.
If Donald Trump, with all the negativity, ass-grabbing and perverse rhetoric can win the US presidency, there's no telling what this girl can achieve.

Ain't no body in the whole wide world that isn't tainted. Chidinma can still go on to greater things. Stay strong and focus on a new course.

IAmOged:


wildflame your prediction has come to pass......

all hail gilbert
all hail donald trump skill of persuasion

all hail the Americans

#LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT

Dear Americans, brace yourself for another recession......

unclemaths:
@Saicology212: Hi.. This is definitely a vacuum leak. And ur attempted solution not only caused the problem, but is worsening it as a consequence of "more of the same" remedy. Not ur fault though.
Now, CARBURETOR CLEANERS are very dangerous if wrongly used. True, they solve one problem but then create others.
When you take ur car for service, you probably asked the Mech to clean ur injector. Instead of carefully removing these and manually clean them up, some mechanics will just spray CARBURETOR CLEANERS thru the hoses in the PGM-F1. This would clean ur NOZZLES like 25%... and create leaks in the PGM-F1 housing.
SOLUTION:
1. Clean up the GOVERNOR
2. Remove the top cover of ur PGM-F1, cut out a smooth "washer" from a thick paper, apply black gum to both surfaces of the washer and screw back the PGM-F1.
Pls, insist on these steps. I hope ur Mech is not an "ITK"

Thanks, bro. Really appreciate. You really got it smack down on the money. I had a lot of dirt in the fuel tank, and most often forget to top up until it gets really low. The dirt would then accumulate and clog the injector nozzles and rail.
Now my regular mech. is one real meticulous dude; he really takes his time and is never in a hurry to fix any job. Sadly, the recession forced him to relocate to another part of the country.
I have not been able to find another competent hand so it's the regular fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants folks I have to deal with. But, I'll ask around for a competent mech and explain your recommendation to him.
Once again, thanks for the response. I really, really, appreciate this. Muchas Gracias. Obrigado.

unclemaths:
@Saicology212: Please, let us know if the rough idle comes up ONLY when engine is cold? Or also with a warm engine?

The rough idling starts when the engine is warm.

Deeypeey:
Some slaps like thunder ehn!...u wont even remember who u are
Dont be surprised when the girl wakes up and start jibbering away in fluent spanish
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buh really,ds is becoming too rampant in our Tertiary institutions nowadays
reminds me of an almost similar incident in OAU last session.

Ordinarily, even in the Primary and Secondary educational sector, any physical assault is prohibited and banned, so why should it prevail in the Tertiary sector where adults are the willing participants in the learning process?

The said lecturer, except he has cogent reasons for assailing the victim, he is culpable for litigation in a court of law if the victim desires a redress.

GAZZUZZ:


a scanner is a useful tool in diagnosis, but work can still be done without a scanner. A simple cylinder drop test can pinpoint the misfire issue and isolate it to either low compression, sparkplugs, coils or injector issues.

Please can you assist in diagnosing what is wrong with my 2000 Honda Babyboy with manual tranny. It idles very high with the needle above 2 instead of 1 and after about 7 to 8 minutes it starts rough idling with the RPM going up and down. The car drives well but the rough idling continues when I engage the clutch, and jerks when I take my foot off the accelerator or engage the brakes.
I took it to my mechanic who said it's a sensor problem. He took apart a lot of things and cleaned them with Carburetor cleaner, but the problem still persists. What could possibly be wrong with the car? Thanks for your assistance.