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There has been a rapid deployment of propaganda across all media and SM platforms that it was fulani herdsmen that mounted the attack.

This is very suspicious as it is designed to cause a crisis in Ondo state

All northern citizens should please keep a very low profile please!

It's a lie this one will not fly.
Herdsmen abi UGM/ESN/IPOB

Abegiiiii

OP, Please and please do not involve yourself in that devilish act. Those asking and threatening you to go and do it are from the same tribe you're talking about. Stand your ground and just do the necessary thing for the burial.

God be with you.

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Why do I find it so hard to believe this.

Fulani with a touch of UGM/ESN abi

Hizzy:
ESN this ESN that
All crimes committed in the East are labeled ESN
Do you know how many Cultist operate in the East
I want to tell you guys this
Soludo stopping taxation from Agberos will cause havock in Anambra because 90% of Agberos are Cultist, 60% of them are Aro baggars and our security men are involved too

Just please shut that trap called mouth.
But then it used to be Fulani herdsmen that is committing all the crimes in the southeast and you have no problem with that.

So now it can't be IPOB /ESN that's doing this right?

And since when has agbero and cultists start attacking police stations ooo if not for your heroes (ipob/ESN) you hailed on the street of southeast for helping you killed Buhari's policemen huh?

But Tinubu is the only godfather they know na.

Yeye people.

I knew it. The hospital negligence killed him.

Mr Dot Nation, what has changed?
Biafra no longer feasible bah

This people and comedy ehn

Meanwhile, which of the Easterners has picked the presidential form?

IPOB/BIAFRA VS TINUBU/YORUBA:
TOLERANCE BECOMING A CRIME

1. Why do we hate Tinubu?
What for?

2. Tinubu never worked with federal or Eastern Nigeria let alone stealing money from Ndi Igbo.
He never worked as Minister or taken any Federal Appointment.


3. He never joined APGA let alone sabotaging our Party's interest?

4. Tinubu didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs either!

5. Why do we call him thief?
What did he steal?

6. We call Yoruba "slaves".
We never reflect on what it means to be slaves in the true sense of the word.

7. We are putting mouth in Lagos politics without caution, yet we have a proverb that says it is the foolish housefly that follows the corpse into the grave.

8. Can Yoruba man become an Association or Local Government Chairman in the East? Let us be sincere with ourselves.
Yet, we enjoy all these privileges here including Assembly Membership!

9. Why asking for what we can't give?

10. We are here helping the "slaves" to develop their land. Who then is a slave?

10b. You call their city a no man's land so that we can further be enslaved
slaving to develop it, and our generations are wasted gloating over mere privileges.
Who is a slave?
Do we actually think?

11. Can Yoruba tell Okorocha "o to gee" in Owerri?
He doesn't even need it.
He is too intelligent to die for a pot of ofe manu or nothing.

12. After the civil war, for many of us who were old enough to have witnessed it, the Yoruba were the first to open their arms to receive and accept us as we were, crude savages in search for means of survival.
It was regardless of what we equally did to them before and


during the civil war. No party to the civil war was innocent!
I also remember not paying any rent among Yoruba guys without a penny for my first 3years in Lagos and another 2 years in Ibadan.

13. Can we survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land if they actually mean to?
Will an
Mbaise man cooperate with the Nsukka or Afikpo, or the Imo with Anambara?

14. If we all decide to relocate at once, Babangida send me home phenomena is still in the memory of some of us who survived the incessant and uncontrollable spate of robbery across the Onitsha bridge.
How many people will want to go in spite of our empty pride?

15. If Yoruba people are as foolish as we foolishly think, why agitating?
How will agitating be to our benefit?

16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Owerri?

17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or Perm.Sec. in Enugu State Civil Service?
Yet it happened here!
Why not be careful.

18. We adopted APGA and but "wisely" voted PDP.
How was Tinubu our headache.
Was he the cause of our downfall?
Why always blame others for our
inabilities and want to take glory for any small thing we think we have done well and even overblow it?

19. We claim we were so creative during the civil war.
Now history.
We also claim every made in Nigeria is from Aba.
But go to Oyo and Osogbo to see what "lazy" mechanics
are doing quietly in the automobile industry, yet we make noise that other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except we (alagbara ma mero baba ole; the most hardworking humans who cannot develop their own land unfortunately).

20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why?

21. It was you in the North being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana being molested. 99.9% of Nigerians killed in South Africa are of Igbo extraction, and sometimes by fellow 'hardworking' Igbo. Why?

22. We choose Kanu and he dictates to us without consultation with any one of us. They choose Tinubu who becomes a hero among them by bowing to or adopting the choice of their majority.

Why are we angry?
We chose Azikwe and they chose Awolowo.
How are they more mumuish
followers than ourselves?
Zik became a President and we gained from it, Awo was only a Premier, but we are only struggling to beat their records in all ramifications including education till today.
How are they mumus?
We chose APGA and they chose APC, why agitating?

Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why do we want to die for nothing?
Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC?

I pray for the success of Biafra, but do we still remember that as Igbo we will automatically become foreigners on the streets of the
Lagos we call a no Man's land?

How many of us will actually want to relocate home, should Biafra actualises or if citizenship is on the condition that you relinquish all other citizenship in Africa?

We leave that answer to the individual.
Nwayo nwayo biko unu.

#copied

parfhecto:
Lie, no one is allowed to break into another person's House without permit except if its issues of National security. This Jeff guy is a popular Twitter BMC so I dont expect less.

Lie??
Just counter his claims with your written law na.
Una go get sense laslas

Hello all.

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Way to go.

Una go get sense las las

That's the best thing to do with these daily bombardment they are receiving from our gallant soldiers.

God bless Nigeria Army.

Insha Allah

christejames:
But why is the prize for rice still soaring high after all these investments in rice farming across the country?





Or is there something this administration and the one trying to force themselves in (Tinubu and his urchins) are not telling us?

The price should have crashed by now, but our greedy Nigerian sellers won't allow it for excess gain.

Despicable

Hahaha
We tell them but they say our mouth dey smell

Na dem.

Always that side.

Shetemi12:
Why Is it not beautiful.. looks rough! And why are they commissioning something that is not finished yet..

See yeye talk
Una no dey shame?

Legalservices:
I beg to differ on the fact he doesn’t need a lawyer. The PFA may write to his former company but a lawyer is needed to diligently follow up with the case. There are many of such cases and the case managers of the PFA’s are often overwhelmed, attaching no preference to any case file.

I would advice seek a good lawyer versatile in employment/labour matters and he or she can see your case through.

DM for more information.

Can you please reach out to me on 07041166945. I have a similar case.

CaptainAyub:
Vindictive zoo fed govt.
A proper govt will never release such info about its citizen while the matter is still on.
If it were Mamman Daura's offspring that was caught up in such a situation, will they release this type of statement?

Can you just listen to the rubbish you're spewing.

Who first posted the case on Twitter for clouts? She dragged a whole country on social media and you want her own country to keep quiet about it.

Thank God they have asked her to go back to the same Twitter to apologize for her misyarn.

SultanOfPuna:
Some have food but cannot eat

But una own be say No food, nothing to eat at all
If you dey chop well, this news no for pain you
Because a Hungry Man is an Angry Man

See mentality

dudusky007:
DON'T USE THE WORD LOOT OK!
so e beta say e 4 burn finish abi...
Nice work guys....be careful and carry safely

That is how they help you loot your goods and properties when the fire reach your side.

What happens to helping the owner put the goods by the side safely till he comes around.

EMILO2STAY:
before you continue your story, I want you to know that you can never ever get any thing like H.I.V through sexual intercourse . the fear mongering propaganda to scare into taking antiviral is what will cause your death. AZT is the real poison. and the test kit for HIV gives a false reading. even curry mulis the inventor of the PCR test admitted this. worry about other STDs , HIV AIDS is not transmisible through sexual imtercourse.

Please stop giving false info and misleading people.

chatinent:
All the whole dance steps in Nigeria are aggressive, meaningless, and awkward. Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.

I thought I was the only one thinking about this. Very ras set of dance

According to the NetBlocks Cost of Shutdown Tool, Nigeria’s economy loses N104.02m ($250,600) every hour to the ban on Twitter, Nigeria loses N499.32bn as Twitter ban hits 200 days..... Lol, since there is so much money lets kuku turn the moribund refineries into Twitter hubs.

Bastards, they'll just be throwing Fake figures.

As usual let's hang everything on Buhari

iamyemiakins:
Damn!
Tueh!!!

Vomit straight up!

Then you discover you now have Gecko superpowers according to Marvel

Gaggii:
We don talk tire, she go change then later go to status quo after some time

This one is true. You're not alone bro.

JerryBizz:
Well....to me, I'll say if most people didn't just marry merely for sex (top of their list) then they won't see this deprivation of sex as a big of a deal. What happened to slow, sensual kisses?? Role-playing?? Massages? Laughs and cuddling?
What happened to tickling her, communicating as you're doing so? Be spontaneous. Let her and him see that sex is not that big of a deal for you, then watch how they soon try to give it to you alot just to make it feel like it needs to be a big of a deal. The fear of if you're getting it outside will make her start to adjust.

See, Nigerian men need to become spontaneous oh. Think deep and learn what you can do to make her feel so excited while you both lay in bed. It could be as simple as both sleeping naked, staring at the ceiling and pointing at it as you both playfully count the number of shadows of people, or cars that reflect as a result of cars passing by outside. Play games...use your brain. You have it and it is limitless.

Crack jokes before you fall asleep. Play the right kind of music as you both lay in bed with the curtains partially open. Don't just shut everywhere and make the room pitch black. The Feng Shui of the room matters....These little things can arouse the woman and the man and make the feel like little kids in love all over again. It innocently excites both parties. Setting the mood for a sensual, romantic session.

If you like don't experiment, don't be spontaneous and creative. You will be going to bed angry and unfulfilled. You both should lay in each other's arms even if no sex happens. The warmth of each other, the closeness, the feeling will make you both feel so good that you'll naturally want to start kissing and making out immediately.

Too much porn has ruined people's minds and their abilities to be creative, child-like sweet (which is what we all used to be at some point)
Don't just be the couple who gets into bed, you give her your D and she gives you a BJ, you give her a lick too, and you proceed to have rough sex and doing the stuff you mostly see in porn.
Make you own type of romance. Try new things. See what works. Most women like a creative man in the bedroom. Be sweet, speak slowly ( almost whispering) chuckle, tease her, complement her body even if you've been seeing it for the past 12 months.Keep it real..Say what you like about it (that's why it's always good to first go for the kind of body you desire in a wife).That way, you don't have to make lies up. But even if she falls slightly shot of being as hot as you'd like, still tell her how you like her curves, he ass, her thighs...and so on. People love words that raise their self-confidence.

..Be child-like in bed, but still macho and capable when the banging starts. It makes them see different shades of you, and it turns them on.
I remember when I was in year one, I'd be having sensual lovemaking with my then girl and I'll pause (still inside of her)occasionally to feed her juice from a glass , or water or whatever...The I'll kiss her and suck the taste of the juice from her lips..then I'll compliment her on how wild , but yet innocently sweet and sexy she is looking at the moment...Then put down the glass and continue dicking her down... It makes her drift away into la la land. Cloud 9. And I was just 19-20 yrs then oh. So, get creative and save your sexual life.

But don't forget, it doesn't always have to lead and end in sex..some nights just play and fall asleep in each other's arms. Solidify your friendship (yes, frienship) then send sensual text messages to each other's phones before coming home. Or even while she is in the kitchen and you are in the bathroom...make it look childish but creative and funny. She'll laugh.. she'll blush and she'll hurry to meet you over in the bedroom. Join her sometimes and cook at the kitchen...Wash dishes together (one person washing, the other wiping the dishes dry) it helps to foster more bonding and care. Play music you both mutually like while in the kitchen together. You'll be surprised the things all these and more can do for the two of you..
If you don't know how to be creative with words and expressions, then learn it anyway you can. Never let your marriage feel void of fun and tenderness. It's not just about providing all the financial needs...and also not about hard banging for one hour plus. You need to make love. Tickle her fantasy...know her love languages. Even invent new ones for her...

My wife will be so glad in me...I can't even begin to imagine all our moments. We'll be so playful and foolish inside the house, but when we come outside, we'll be as serious as every other couple you see. Always wanting to get done with whatever and head back home to each other....Just to bond and play. It can result in sex or not. We will however still be satisfied. Cuz we have each other around.

Try new things. Be less conventional, but if that works for your wife as a guy, then carry on. If it's not working, then try methods as I've said in more ways than none.

Omo, real love is sweet. Know who you a marrying before you marry them oh! It's harder to change them once you're already married. But there is still hope for those of you who already married that person. If communication fails you, then use you creative mind and make her feel you're irresistible. Even though you annoy her or she annoys you outside the house, when you are both alone, make the atmosphere comfortable and welcoming. You'll be less tempted to cheat outside.
Marry who you can be yourself with! And who is fluid. It cuts all these problems by half.

Hehehehe motivational speaker, try marry fess