₦airaland Forum

merrymike47:
bro, do u smoke? U are a legend . Make she worry, make she sad self, na selfishness go make her no wan make anybody except the guy see the nude. She don cast, she don cast, make she move on.

Lol, I don't.

Your problem < Nigeria's problem.
Don't worry, Be Happy.

Iyaebe:
If you know the name of the school,please report to relevant authorities.I know that man there wants all the female kids to get drowned, God forbids it,I reject it.

Feminism has overshadowed this one's brain.

Lmao. Buhari descendants.

sammysmiles:
That's why guns should never be legalized in Nigeria

Funny you.

NIGERIA IS LAWLESS.

Legalized or not legalized, the death toll from banditry, cultism and bokoharam attacks, just to mention a few, in Nigeria is more than that of Israel and Palestine. combined.

Invalid email address.

Cursed Country.

Nebutaman:
Nobody can tie Soul down. It's spiritually impossible. Soul is the most important particle of God's creation and the Divine will never allow anyone, being, entity or spirit to touch it. Remember Job's story in the Bible? Satan was forbidden from touching Soul because Soul is divine. Our other bodies can be attacked and harmed but not Soul, which is a Spark of God. We are atoms of the Holy Spirit, Soul and nothing can touch us unless we allow it.

ayt

For crying out loud how can Africans (Nigerians) just wake up and say there is no God. They don't believe in the supernatural, juju doesn't exist, metaphysical is fake, there is no satan, spiritism is a lie.. bla bla



Aren't these sect of people dumb, daft, blind and the greatest form of FOOLS?

DarkRider:
Omor, that road na my defense that year. I'm always stay in school long after school gen goes off by 10. Once I see any shady looking person, I don cross road. I fit cross road 5 times between school gate and emir junction.

lol

DarkRider:
Omor, that road na my defense that year. I'm always stay in school long after school gen goes off by 10. Once I see any shady looking person, I don cross road. I fit cross road 5 times between school gate and emir junction.

Lol.

Mine happened sometimes between 2014-2015 at Bosso, Minna, I was a Futmite then.

Felt like eating suya that particular night. Left my bed around to 11pm and headed for "YAHUZA SUYA SPOT". Got there with no stress, bought the Suya successfully and was returning back (immediately after Winners Chapel) when one Aboki dude accosted me, his second was waiting inside a Golf. Niga ask me ' How far, wetin dey for me in Hausa accent, omo I like froze for a sec, he then adjusted his Jalabia revealing one sharp 2-edged dagger, I was just staring like Zombie. I couldn't say shit.
Then like a flash, I cross the road to the other lane, luckily a bike was approaching, I stopped and told him to just ride. OMO I DIDN'T EVEN CARE TO LOOK BACK. (*I lost appetite las las for the Suya).

MadamVanessa:




2017 I experience it in Edo state, but how I was able to used my boobs and Hypnotized them is still a mystery. They were so useless when I deliberately exposed my nipples to them and instead of robbing me, they were stupidly and unconsciously looking at those magical boobs, till guys there round them up and bundled them . They were seriously dealt with..since that day I don't joke with my breast, because it saved from useless idiotic nonentities. The story even trended and was on nairaland front page.


Here is the link

Lol, like u really serious? Damn, ur strategy was vawulence-free and magical.

FANTASER:
Okay I'm back DGratias have you received the giveaway phone you were promised?

Lol, you too dey vex. Lets see how events unfold these coming days.

Prettygirl200:
Lol do I really have to argue with u?? Hmmm well I don't think so since this is a faceless forum, but let me tell u young man am too too good to be real, trust me!!

Jeez, you ask rhetorical questions yet answer 'em yourself almost immediately. Now thats pretty absurd.


Hey girl you too need to take a chill.
A hiatus will do you some good you know.

Prettygirl200:
Agree what I would do no such thing, am I stupid? Am too pretty to date any nairaland guy. Besides I have a bf. So I won't do that.

Lmao.
Girlie you know in reality pretty girls don't tell people they are pretty to get the recognizition of being "pretty" (its meant to be the otherway round)

Secondly, name-tagging/monikering yaself Prettygirl wouldn't make you pretty.

#SHALOM

iLegendd:
You're always right, boss. Tuale. After you, na you.

Chow.
Enjoy your day.

Prettygirl200:
Wow what's wrong with everything?? Did this guy offend anybody here??

You asking questions or making some statements?

Well, I'm just saying

iLegendd:
Exactly! And it shall always make you react with some elements of jealousy. You can deny all you want.

I know how humans operate and I will always accept whatever excuse you give for peace to reign and not trigger you into becoming another Ikillbr.okehoe.

Take a chill,
relax, Mr IKnowHowHumansOperate.

Prettygirl200:
Lol u are still with that girl, hmmm your house is fine ooo make I no lie

Feed him more.
Exactly what he wants.

Mooh247:




Let him go and ask how much Wizkid got paid for his performance at Indian royal wedding

Even if Davido stops singing today Burna Boy can't be as rich as Davido even if he uses all his entire household for money rituals or he starts selling drugs

As a Shareholder of Pacific holdings owners of Omotosho and Olorunsogo Electricity power plant, several projects in Banana island, Shares in Adeleke University ... Davido's sister is actually worth more cash, asset and stocks than Burna boys entire Generation combined



.

Ooshe - Davido's sister's P.A.

Reeb2244:
No fulfilment after promise. OK ooooo.

Dude use us catch cruise ah swear.
Y at the first place would somebody open his mouth and promise what he cannot fulfil?

FANTASER:
This giveaway clown isn't giving anybody chichi ,if the broke op really does do this giveaway with cogent proof for all to see then I'll give out 5k to the nairalander that quotes me first, that is, after the audio giveaway

Hello sir, the giveaway has been concluded and winner chosen.

Hope u get to keep your promise once the winner gets his phone.
(let me too win 5k)

DGratias:
Thank you so much. God bless all those that voted for me. I am indeed grateful for the love.
You're the real champion �

Thanks to the admin for organizing this. And thanks to Mr Inec chairman too.

My details have been sent to your email. Thanks

Congrats, don't forget to notify us once your phone lands.

Congrats to the winner.

I VOTE FOR ALL.

K

Whats next ?

qekng40:
I click, I bend

Na this kind talk make Bible say, "The heart of a man is desperately wicked".