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Som niqqaz up in here are fools.... can't believ som1 saying constant electricity in 4 damn years is magic... niccur deserve to be thrown back to stone age... stupid mofos.. mschwwwww

OP is soooo biased.... I doubt the news anyways

This woman is the greatest mistake naija made..... like WTF

What NA didn't do for 5yrs, they will do in 6weeks so we can praise the clueless one... U think we all so naive ryt? som as**oles mehn

Oga come put answer na.... I don taya to dey rack my brain

Saw this and thot it cool to copy and paste

FRIDAY'S FUNNY :
Minute with H.E Dr. Mugabe in Harare....:-

1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres!

2. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes then other colours later!

3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace!

4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at funerals!

5. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted!

Even when playing the pool (snooker)a player will not win until he sinks the black ball but the white ball must remain on the table!

BUT I don't CARE SO LONG AS I'M STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS!
With that only I will always be very FINE.

Me likey

.....can't beliv I almost fell for dis shait......awon binshes buruku

I have a problem understanding this word,judging by the different situations we find ourselves.
There has been people in the past that I hav had to forgive and move on with,because they were repentant and hence posed no potential threat in the future that I saw,......and there are some bad people that I have forgiven but I just can't move with again,owing to fear of past experiences maybe,the point still remains I stayed away from them,that means I didn't forget what they did to me,and that in another sense is wisdom,learning lessons from the past.
Makes me wonder...ARE THERE TWO KINDS OF FORGIVNESS?

Supermods pls help give this exposure,the answers mean a lot

Found dis cake pictures and decided to share on NL,wierd if you ask me........plz post more of them if Ɣ☺ΰ av

I worked dere for one month,I cldnt leave d first salary,cos dt will pay for d money wasted travelling for interviews n all
IMO bleep FCMB

Omo e be like say dem don postpone eclipse o

Fello Nlanders,don't waste ur precious time and resources,dis shait doesn't work...sowie
OP no hard feelings o,buh 4real,it doesn't work

Shotgun and hollandis hav said it all,I'm currently unemployed but b4 I join d movement,wat is d objective? Jobless people creating jobs? Or jobless graduate protesting bad governance? Pls state d objectives,its a public forum,let me kno wat we r goin for,and I promise I will be very instrumental to d movement

The poko babe just did it again,click link below to download
http:///VzweL6sPZs

Mine is saintfizzo@yahoo.com

I just got home now and met my neighbour (Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: Chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die?

Emeka: My brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what happened.

Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up to her final year now use "idiot" to save my name in her phone....

Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u Even makin u cry? U get time my broda...

Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me, d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18

Me: Hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau, afterall my own girl dat I want to marry use Evangelist David to save my name in her phone...

Emeka (laughing now): Na waoo at least dat one is even beta...

Me: Shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony), and den 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel, Mike and Greg), den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis....

Emeka: Hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!

Ɣ☺ΰ pipu should leav my oga @ d top alone o,he's only being generous wit all d pardons dis country put in his careu

Oyinkansade has been impressive ever since he was unveiled at the just concluded MTN Project Fame Season 5, we brought you his Acoustic song, he also followed that up with a stellar cover of Iyanya’s Kukere.

Oyinkansade returns with his first official single “Jekasere” produced by TY Mix, simply mind blowing....Olouuuuuun!!!

Listen and share your thoughts 
http://tooxclusive.com/2013/01/19/oyinkansade-jekasere-prod-by-ty-mix/

Hehehehehhe ,I love dis topic.....crocodile tearz oshi

More like d whole NL is having it bad o,maybe we shld hav organized an NL party for zones and help peepz off considering suicide#just sayin

@OP;do Ɣ☺ΰ av to force d digit to million,a hundred thousand naira would av been beta in d title ,but den NPF is a very lucrative organization judgin by dis sha o

Dis givs me a mixd feelin ,I entered calabar lastnite ,good or bad

Ɣ'all shld know it took wizkid just abt an hour to freestyle dat shi.t,dt boi got me respect after I saw d video

And if a bit of d genes of d pig enta,na to dey baff for mud be dt o

For a gurl who has tasted poverty,love is a debateable base for d relationship,money is quite important,even as a guy,I knw dat,life is not like dettol advert,if Ɣ☺ΰ don't take care of Ɣ☺ΰя gal,someone else will

Traffick go catch dis one na,d whole intent and uniqueness of okada is lost on dis invention jor

vision starts d decision to embark on d mission to......rhyme don finish

The education system in 9ja nids to be torn down....its a hopeless situation