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fill or feel, poster is yet to define what he meant

stop masturbating

ganja-man

googles:
the lips, cos am a kisser kisser i always have this round-the-clock urge to kiss

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[quote author=J.Jay link=topic=427129.msg5853370#msg5853370 date=1270731661]I dont wanna be known for asking ppl to share their experiences but its fun. I like real life experiences.
Way back in my junior secondary school days, we used to have this house girl (d chick make sense). She wasnt all matured then but her b'ooby make sense; she keeps herself clean+neat too. I used to feel she'll be my easiest route to getting laid but i never made an approach to her about it or forced her into it. She saw me stark n'aked once in d bathroom; wasnt her fault cos i forgot to lock d bathroom door. She smiled, apologised & left. I couldnt believe myself. 'Fortunately', d next time i went to her room, i met her in d same condition she met me in d bathroom. She was simply irresistable! I grabbed her, caressed & sucked her b'oo'bs. She didnt resist so i went down with my fingers (never f'ucked her). We continued like this for 2yrs. She used to sneak out midnight so we'll do our thing, till my mum caught us 1 day! I got d beating of my life that day. She stayed on for 1 more yr but we never did nothing no more.
Dont be shy guys; tell bout urs. We almost all did it once.[/quote]ashawo backyard! lmcao!

guy leave story oooooooooooooooo!

don't go into what you cant come out from

Bullshit! Can someone show me the section in Nigerian law where this applies.

@poster
from today onwards, i will remove my reading glasses anytime I come across men in uniform. WTF!

ya list is yet to be complete

no blames peeps on d lady, plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

to me that guy is wicked, he took advantage of her blindness. why did into what you are not into . . . . . . . . . . . ,. . .

chidichris:
we need not to know who the sponsors are and wether there are posters or not, all i know is that yar adua is our man.
come 2011, wether alive or dead, he will be our president.
there is no need wasting time and other resources, yar adua must be the president no matter where he will be then.
he is entitle to rule from the land of the dead at least we can make history having a dead president.
the current abia state gov won his elections from right there in the efcc net so what will be the difference if yar adua will win from the ,

Chidi drank 10 cartons of beer, whisky, hi-ness and ogororo during Easter celebrations. LMAO!

Dead or Alive. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

@poster, I was nearly drawn into correcting your English; however, I felt you needed more than English Language lessons.
Siena's post is super, take a cue from it.

Siena:
It's not new.

And the doctor's right in not disclosing the family to you. It's against ethics, it's very rare for a spermatozoa donor to know where his spermatozoa's going to be used, or the recipient couple to know who the donor was.

Same thing goes for surrogate mothers, though in certain cases, the surrogate mother may be known to the recipient couple.

Nwabu, if you want to help a childless couple, please do so, if you don't want to, then also let the doctor know. Don't emotionally blackmail her, because she very rightly refuses to disclose personal details of the recipient family to you.

try polygamy

I thought marriage was an old affair in aussieland

ha ha ha ha ha

no one plays with my sister. get it!

Ihunanya m bu nke gi mgbe nile. my love is yours forever. this makes a better sense

A huru m gi n'anya mgbe nile. I love You Forever.

let's stop being stupid like this/that senator

ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE!

shadows remain with us as long as we are in the light.

[color=Black][size=28pt]use sun glasses[/size][/color]
DBanj's type

Dishonesty in its acme. Why didn't you return the money to your bank? Had it been it's you that lost the money to the atm, I trust, you woud have filed several complaints to the bank. Nigerians, I hail thee

mr. honesty. dd u ask me what my reaction was before u concluded on your lousy sentence.

depends

Nope! I only gained from an ATM - NGN1000.

@go to the branch and report your issue.

Ebonyeyes:
HELL YEAH

seconded what else is important

[size=18pt]ladies! what name do you want, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?[/size]reply in bold, red, and size 22

try eddie murphy style in coming to america.

omega25red:
[size=38pt]This post is gay[/size]

seconded!

eina:
Let the women go. But before they go, they should leave their vajay behind.

that's why they are necessary evil. lmao!

bennygee:
Go buy 5 bottles of chelsea,2 wraps of igbo.drink and smoke away your sorrows.

Xcellent!

@poster
seriously dude, u need to move on. go grab another booty

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dominique:
if water (rain) H₂O mixes with atmospheric carbon IV oxide, it forms a slightly acidic com pond called H₂CO₃ or what we call tri-oxo-carcbnate V acid. in situations where that happens, it's called acid rain. its not the kind of acid  that burns the skin o! but  it's harmful to plants and corrodes metals.

nwa gara sukulu!