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kitlady02:
Is not as if i have not dated before, but i just decided not to anymore. I just want to concentrate on my studies, and besides that i think am still young(20) and will have plenty of tym for relationships.
The problem is anytym i tell people this, they tend to look at me lyk is something bad. Some will even ask me if something is wrong with me. The truth is t's just my decision, So pls my fellow nlander is dere anything wrong with not having a bf? Cos i dnt see the big deal in it.

@poster
you are complicating yourself

First your profile statement - Life's too short,so live everyday like its your last
Second your signature - Life is a teacher, the more you live the more you learn
Third your post -

make up ya mind lady, don't give in to peer pressure

It's time to hunt the devil again. 1 - 2 in favour of the Reds

jamace:
When the wood insect gathers sticks on its own back, it carries them.

Pete Edochie pikin, I salute oooooooooooooo!

never trust women w/ security, they are too susceptible to change.

consider a situation - a rumor abt u n your secretary comes home to your wife . . . . . . . these daughters of eve can get angry uncontrollably

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=415992.msg5725402#msg5725402 date=1269016148]Kemi and Debo broke up close to a year ago after 2years together, they both agreed their constant bickering, breaking up and making up is a sure sign the affair had run its course.
Kemi has since moved on and is now engaged to Mike with their marriage in 3 months, she gets a call from Debo that he is in a financial mess and that his house and car has been repossessed by the bank; he needs her help but more urgently he needs her car to pick up her mum from the airport and ferry her around for a week before she returns home. Kemi's car was an engagement gift from Mike and she is wary of how to tell him about Debo's request more so because she was close to his mum while they were dating.

The issue here is should she tell Mike about it, decline Debo's request or lie to Mike and help out her ex?[/quote]BULLSHIT
Kemi shld cut off all ties w/ Debo

@poster
this is the bullshit that made you spam NL severally with this ridiculous topic.

ReachRich:
^^^
gf as in girlfriend or godfather

lol

i have edited by comment severally. dame!  ??/ this spam-bolt or whatever throws away the meaning in sentences

Enockia:
it's simple aritmetic

good stuff but your conclusion is terrible
if it had finished in sarcastic manner by yabbing either m or f and left the rest for NLs

the response would be beyond 4 pages by now

ayettymama:
looooooool

at least theres humour!!

my friends mom told her kissing guys causes meningitis!!!!

talk abt an prevention strategies!

that mama is very . . . .

daduke2k:
Yes it does, wen u do a straight four rounds. Hop u did not cos u in 4 it. Sory.

depends 16 rounds in a day

@samson
it seems Delilah has given you some weed to smoke - wait the phils r comin

runs outta thread. . . . . . .

u miss road sheeeeeeeeeee! if i catch ur k-leg 500 mile radius near my district!

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=412459.msg5691327#msg5691327 date=1268587733]How much and how is it related to the kidnapped statue of Awolowo? [/quote]it's a priced asset, hold on to it for fifteen years and see the market indices

yes

bet u r romping with her under her umbrella now. . . . . . .

don't forget to post 29t events . . . . . . .

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=412459.msg5682479#msg5682479 date=1268436112]First time I read the news, I thought it will be the handwork of Mekusxxx or jona. I truly suspected them but I guess they are in the clear now. [/quote][quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=412459.msg5682539#msg5682539 date=1268436811]Roflmao, I knew[b] Ikeymann [/b]or[b] Mekusxxx[/b] has a hand in this heist.   [/quote]I wonder why they are yet to comment on this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
ROTLMAO

[quote author=hatch# link=topic=411179.msg5665223#msg5665223 date=1268240338][size=20pt]Just as i expected,some of you NLers are all ready to post some helpful replies while others with their regular bashing 

So back to the issue at hand, So yo guys are actually expecting me to woo my Landlord's wife when i can be wooing her daughter instead  In your wildest dreams, [/size].[/quote][size=20pt]nice one dude!

nevertheless, April is still 20days away; hope you've got some joker reserved [/size]

mollistic:
[b]My girlfriend is in love with a guy and the guy caters for her, pay her house rent, buy her clothes, give her money to make her hair, feeding money, infact everything. But the guy is still roaming around in search of other girls and not only that a little misunderstanding between them he will disgrace her in the public, and strip her unclothed. At times the girl will be rushed to the hospital and if you see her now she's something else.
Now the girl wants to leave and he promised the girl that anyday she pack her things that she will die. [color=#550000]He even injected her in the night but the injection is based known to him. Please my brothers and sisters this my girlfriend needs advice from me. What should I tell her?[/b][/color]

first highlight: she sold herself already,

second highlight: injected w/ what? HIV, JUJU, etc WTF! This girl run if she still possess her soul.

poster = nigeria

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-410811.0.html

poster = nigeria

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-410811.0.html

poster = nigeria

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-410811.0.html

MRbrownJAY:
and?!
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . .  2,912 Calories

thank master for this. . . . just googled and u know what? ?? ?? ??
will tell u l8r after the show. . . . . takes a bow

northern nigeria government prefers their islamic brothers in heir hospitals; let them continue. kastina did same thing, hope theirs are not fake as well.

lol 639 times
wow! what a gr8 game
one more laugh 640

@poster
u don go carry ya mama mate abi?
hope say u dey read the dailies of how volatile these oyibo dey be, take am easy o. don't get urself into trouble

Imagine having someone like Cynthia Rothrock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Rothrock) as a wife.

runs quickly to Jean Claude van Damme, Jet Li and Jackie Chan for training.

[size=28pt]The Saudis kidnapped presidentnapped Yaradua[/size]