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busygirl:
this is ridiculous if it's true. . . .LOL!
Someone should teach the dude how to ZIP UP, if he can't he should get married. . .wait oo
It could be jazz In naij nothing is impossible. . .lol

What’s is the big deal about that?
He has the right to do whatever he chooses as he can decide to save his income from big/ societal wedding of today. And making children is even part of the richman culture. Or what do you think?

I don’t really understand the meaning of the political problem between the IG and the Chairman of the EFCC. Could it be true that the President has negative interest in the saga that involve the 2 agencies?  Is it bad to send employee on course? Am just thinking if  it is right to remove this man who has sacrifice is life to fight against corruption and corrupted leaders?
I don’t know but please share your ideas on What Ribadu’s exit portends for Nigeria?

The story don end ooooooooooooooooooo
What a sad end for the wicked

issue:
i tip the super eagles to once again get a bronze medal for their (chronic lack of) effort.

I beg don't mention that ooooooooooooooo
i just don't want to think of this bronze medal again. By the Grace of God it is Gold and notting less

saucekid:
na warning ^{always keep jonny in his cage}

E no go happen again,or what do you think?
for me i don pass my text. just learn your own Lesson o o o.

tope_teadr:
And also try to check the original version then u'll see it was remixed.

But still making sense you know o o

I think we just have to support them in prayer and hope that we stop this bronze medal to get the GOLD we deserve. I am not afraid of any team in the group marches, our team as never disappoint us at these stages before. I am not afraid of drogba and member of his team, Nigerian is also blessed with wonderful, skillful and determined player. We shall not fail.

Beating ke e e,

grafikdon:
Isn't Allah the Arabic word for God? Allah, Chukwu, Yaweh, Abasi, God. . . same ol' same ol'. . . or are we saying that God is an English man and we should all address him solely in his 'English' name? We have every right to call unto him in any language and we don't necessarily have to use the term 'God'.

I’m just tired of this Religion side of this forum where many people are just too sentimental, egocentric, and ridiculous and not objective with most of their topics and analysis. I wish to implore everyone to respond in a beautiful way as to educate, and sometimes preach God words to lovely and educated people on this forum. Allah is an Arabic word that means God the Almighty.

saucekid:
and as the oluso aguntan was crucified,so will you
difference is. . . . . he ressurected. . .you wont

this one no bi advice o o o o o o

;d ;d ;d ;d

saucekid:
them catch you in the act,you don finish

The God is my shepherd (Oluwa ni oluso akuntan Mi)

;d ;d ;d

what is the meaning of this?

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clemcykul:
hahhaha lol

u shuld have done it anyway, u can alwayz tell your moda inlaw 'IT WASNT ME'

Very good advice

mazaje:
What is the christain roots if i may ask? is it confusion?

God created us to serve Him, to show love to those who are far and distant irrespective of the denomination, color, race, tribe and more importantly Religion.
The best of you is one who is Godly in words and actions. Sometimes, some unreligion’s person behaves well to some of our Religions leaders. The best Religion is from our heart, which most is pure. People should be very careful in criticizing each other base on their selfish attitude and desire. Share love and peace!

MP007:
ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE, isnt that the usual excuse? may the lord have mercy, nigerian lives have been equated to that chickens and goats,

May God save us from these uniform men (i.e. police, army, navy e.t.c.) I can never call them the law enforcement agent but unlawful agent, there are many bad eggs. But nevertheless, I sincerely sympathies with them and their family. They deserve the best from our Government.
The Government should improve the service to improve the Law enforcement agencies for the country to better. And stop collecting or receiving Egunje to avoid Accidental Discharge and pray to the Lord to have mercy

if you bi wife, what would you do?

Na wa for everyone, you sabi like this things

:d ;d :d ;d

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condom

:-x

Na'waoooooooooooooooo

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends
for dinner and I think I may
be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the
condom and as the
young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me
another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very
cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it
lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second
condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and
says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she
sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited
me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a
move!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the
mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy
lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless
this dinner and Thank you for all you give us." A
minute later the boy is still praying; "and Thank you
Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy
is still praying, keeping his head down. The others
look at
each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy
and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so
religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad
was a pharmacist!
Moral of the story, always have good, holy, and honorable intentions. You
never know………,

It is not funny but interesting and educating. Very good pictures oooooooooooo

Etteh must not be allow to step down but must be punch down. Etteh must go o o o o…, , Etteh must go ooooooooooooooooooo

Welcome and peace

Se bed fit bring job? my friend wake-up joooooooooooooooooooo