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Oya let me see your face. Upload your picture let me see it.its from your picture I'll be able to know whether you're truly not a Casanova

And your waist too

Shymm3x:
Loool.

If I don't like women, what should I like? I'm a man and I gatt follow the natural process, not the other shyte some moist people playing for the other side are doing.

Anyway, I think it's more about me always playing with chics cos right from when I was super-young, women always have this uncanny attraction for me. I remember all my aunts used to like taking me everywhere with them. So I kind of grew up that way messing around and playing with chics, when I feel like it. It's more of a mood thing. But the misconception is that I'm a casanova/player. It's never that.

However, when I'm in a relationship, it's completely different. I just stay locked in and focus on whoever I'm with cos I'm an avid believer in loyalty above everything and respect. And to earn respect, you've to respect the next person - mutual respect.

Nah, owanbe chics are the worst breed of Yoruba chics. They're always classless with big mouths on them. Anti-owanbe chics...I don't mess with 'em chics there, else I might end breaking their heads.

4nobody4every1:
Hahaha, if olumba see better pus.sy like this picture you posted, him go sing swhaili, Russian,French, German and he will throw his garment away but who knows he might be servicing all those girls in his temple

I dey tell you

That olumba guy just dey misbehave anyhow because he never see fresh puzzy com in a long time.

4nobody4every1:

it's true na.someone has to tell that modafoka the truth before he gets prostrate cancer or waist pain. Make I'm work that I'm waist as he still get energy now.after sometime he no go get energy to grind beautiful a55es again

4nobody4every1:
Lol @ the bold,true talk dear, there is something fishy about that bleached guy called olumba but like Reverend King who set one of his members on fire in lagos and the girl died and the Nigerian government finally sentenced the yahoo pastor called Rv King to death, the same will befall this tin god called olumba, arrant nonsense

lol.na because olumba never fok in a long time.de cleff you better let me arrange this girl for your olumba make im fok foolishness out of his brains

DeCleff:
U will be disappointed on urself if u can just pray and seeking divine knowledge

I don't pray nonsense prayer

I can see yOu're a very good comedian bet I wan ask question

As him wife don die who be the Mrs god wey dey fok olumba?
Who dey shine your god congo?

Abi na una choir mistress

DeCleff:
Mark 15:17

And they clothed him with
purple, and platted a crown
of thorns, and put it about
his head,

In BCS there are several pews and sitting parterns. U that sits and behold ur pastor, do u practice the scriptures?

We buy our white and pay for the sewing. The Father has no biz with that

Dyt:
His voice is so so exceptional
I respect the oldies sha

yeah.same with fatai rolling dollar.

Won kere si number wa.Won kere si number baba.Won kere si number wa awon omode won you kere si number wa.seriki oni guitar ni.......

Those were songs

Maybe the guy is an introvert and wants to be left alone na.you sef leave am alone to get out of his mood himself. Abi didn't kanwuliajara tell you marriage doesn't solve loneliness. If you aren't happy being alone who told you marriage will change that? When kanwulia talks you guys will be like this chic has come with her wahala again and if you can't take it anymore sebi you have friends. Go and jist with them.I didn't say gossip about your marriage o.just jist.go to the cinemas with your girlfriends go to parties etc.when he sees other people are taking away your attention he'll adjust


*drops mic again *

Royal Roy I'm still waiting for my prize o.a Lamborghini

For gracing the first to comment

Tekevwe:
I'm not the clingy type, if anything I used to be the exact opposite and decided to work on it when I got a few complaints. We both go to work and I get back home by 6pm. He gets in by 9 and just wants to eat, bath, and sleep.

His office is just five minutes from the house and he works for himself so I know its not Lagos traffic. I just feel we should share how both our days went sometimes. He also does the same on weekends when he's home and keeps to himself. I let him be for a few hours and when I try to go to him he's cold still, like he wants to be alone.

I'm beginning to feel lonely.

Silkmoth33:
U never watch Harry Potter? Nah surprise or excitement nah!

I know

Chaiii shyyyy baby ooo

You too like women like kilode

Not all owanmbe lovers have poor interpersonal relationships. I'm an owanmbe lover and I have a very great interpersonal relationship with people. A cheerful and happy go girl however I don't joke with my amala efo riro pomo and goatmeat

Shymm3x:
Lol.

I just love clowning them from time to time cos I know a nyggah can''t break any forum laws doing that. But really and truly, I gatt love for Yoruba women, except the owanbe ones that talk too much with terrible inter-personal skills and don't know how to talk to people.

C'mon, every guy is subconsciously attracted to his mum's image. And every time I need love, I just run to my Yoruba chics for love. Dem chics there put a smile on my face everyday and without them, I won't be where I'm today. It's all love like romeo and juliet.

Yoruba women: the omega of my heart and the foundation of my conception of love.

Big ups to Yoruba women and mama duke.

I need to shout the doozy, Cam Newton, for this one....

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-18-2015/iJ51R2.gif

Maybe he wants his me time and you're not giving him his space or you're so clingy.let him be.tearoses efemena,chillisause,kanwulia jara and co over to you



*Drops mic*


Let's see what the next person has to say.meanwhile first to comment. RoyalRoy where is my prize

Dyt:
Oh my sambarry
Sweet memories

another song of his I remembered just now is gbebemi o gbebemi o gbemio Jesu olorun. Gbebemi o gbebemi o gbebemi o jesu Oba.ibanuje okan mi majekodofo o.gbebemi gbebemi gbebemi jesu oba

They both deserve each other

Dyt:
Oh my sambarry
Sweet memories

exactly. I love many of his songs.

Baba shina,baba rotimi, oko amoke nle o happy birthday sir


Idunula ni fo oko ko mo ike aya,orire lojefun aya komoke oko o.onitemi aya mi.gbotemi o

Gbotemi gbotemi gbotemi o ololufe ayami gbotemi o

I'm sure he's using it for jazz.

Meanwhile The mother of the pedophilile has a lot of questions to answer

Iba feledumare o baba,baba waloke baba,awasope o baba afoope fun e baba...I love that song

Olomi jowo o jekamagbadun.telegan ba tan e ko mama shey gba

His songs are timeless and evergreen not all this tongolo noise this indomie generation are producing that they call songs

Efemena someone is making 3.8milla or claims to make 3.8 milla and all you care is his grammar?

He can gbagaun for all he cares,you nor want live for inside banana island next to Linda ikeji and park rolls Royce, buggatti and hummer jeep for inside Your compound?

You nor want shop every week like Kim Kardashian

You nor wan wear designer cloths and shoes,bags and necklaces

You don't want to have private jet and live the life

Nawa unto you o

If you earn 3.8m monthly and you gbagaun it's not a sin or an offense. Even if you have a masters degree from havard it's allowed. The money has covered your inadequacies joor

edwife:
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abeg drop the cup of Guinness jare

All this wahala to burst a cheating partner

Op the guilty ones will hate this thread o

I hope you're ready for bashing

Money money Money. Because of money

They sha want drive limousine, wear designer cloths,acquire the title chief and marry as many wives as they want

Anyway good they've taken the ritualists were they belong



Btw tribal bigots. Your food Don ready o

aydelicious:
how much are you selling it?

how much you wan buy am

His god dey wear purple uniform

Btw did you notice his senseless church members back the pulpit. They don't sit facing the pulpit like the regular church. It means that olumba guy has something he's hiding on the pulpit while preaching that he doesn't want anyone to see

Moreso I'm sure his family members are the one he's giving the contract of the white uniform while his mumu members DON turn retards.they look so subjugated that they can even think for themselves

I heard he uses threat to force them to stay in his church. He no come south make them kidnap am and then his members will raise money to release him.oloshi

4nobody4every1:
You are absolutely correct dear, dont you see he use the mans picture to threaten me, he thinks everybody posting on Nairaland is a kid, l dont give a hoot about that his small god or olumba or whatever name he calls the guy, religion is the opium of the people, no wonder any doggy person with charms, cross and a big bible will open a church and thousands will troop in there for miracles, how can a sane human called that bleached guy a god?.....l think they says he appears to people, let him come and meet me abroad and see if l will not chain him down physically by the power of the HOLY SPIRIT OF THE TRUE AND LIVING GOD, nonsense, Iranu abasha

A human being like you is using your head and manipulating a grownup like you for his own financial gain and you're there kissing his a55

When are you going to free your mind from mental slavery.in this information age where there's countless number of access to the internet,books,magazines, journals,internet articles etc you're letting a psycho feed you with thrash

4nobody4every1:

there's no single intelligence, logic and rationality in what he wrote. Complete balderdash.a human being like you is manipulating you and yOu're just buying all his nonsense hook line and sinker

You're worshipping a human being that can think like you,fok like you sleep like you and eat Like you.the height of it was when you said his children weren't conceived through sex?seriously?

Kanwuliajara come and look into this. This is very ridiculous

De cleff if you're a graduate (which I doubt ) i can categorically tell you your parents just wasted their money on your education and your teachers/lecturers wasted their time teaching you

I thought they said education is to reform,refine and transform your intellect so that you will asess and analyse things objectively. You will BE able to distinguish truths from falacy. You're spreading heresy yet you don't even know.Lord have mercy.

If perchance you're a graduate I'm ashamed of you.you have disappointed yourself and your alma matter

Oma307:
Those u mentioned, their season has pass, it is his turn, let him make good use of it

my point is that he's not as innocent in the matter as he claims to be.it's obvious he has slept with one of them and when the second person discovered they began to wash their dirty linen in public. The issue of borrowing cloth is not the matter. The real issue is their involvement with odunlade.borrowing of clothes is just part of their dirty linen displayed in public because when women fight they tend to reveal a lot of things about themselves

In every rumour there's always an atom of truth.if he hasn't straffed one of them why will they be fighting over him? Is he the only man in Yoruba wood.why didn't they fight over saidi balogun,jide kosoko or femi adebayo.it's very obvious he has yashed one of them

Msheww

So you love Yoruba girls abi?

You're a very funny guy

Shymm3x:
Loool.

Let me stop clowning yoloba chics before they start sending telepathic messages to one another.

Every time I clown them on this forum, the next one I chat always curve me, even the ones in my harem.

I gatt love for 'em chics there and the more the amala they consume, the better.

Weah96:
It's open season on Yahweh. I've been blaspheming publicly against Yahweh for years. Good thing he didn't create time and space or I would have received a slap by now.

Try it and see how sweet it is. Pick a god who you don't think created the universe, and then insult it. See what happens.

thou shall not tempt the lord thy God

This one wey carry overload for back dey do exercise?

This one na orobo o

Shymm3x:
Loool.

Dem ones there eat too much amala and owanbe, with protruding bellies. And they can be lazy as fvck. It's a naij thing cos I seldom see naij chics keeping fit. All they know how to do is chat shyte.

Now, check this out:

https://barearmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ass-12010.gif

This is what I'm talking about.