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Weah96:
Yahweh is like the Samsung Galaxy phone. It changes from old edition to the new edition.

On a serious note, the Bible is an arbitrary collection of books. Politicians assembled the ones which favored them and discarded the rest. But you don't have to believe me, do your own independent research.

do not blaspheme

Well God said everything he created was good however

Lol@ a trap

Ejytex:
Cos her vaga na gold ni

yes.pure gold!

She deserves the disgrace. If she had been humble enough to say madam can you please teach me how to make what you prepared.she will have learnt and saved herself from embarrassment. She wants to take the glory she doesn't deserve. Good for her. I don't pity such women

How much you go pay?

Evina:
Rubbish!!!












Still no sight of thunder oh

Ok

cococandy:
His pot belly was discouraging her initially.


But after he got his groove back, she became attracted to him again.

see the angle coco carry the matter go


Anyway long time. How have you been

You Don dey fine o

Btw dash me that your jacket. I wan wear am go somewhere

The grass is always greener on the other side.sitdown in your country. America is double wahala for dedi body

This is so repulsive

Greet Angel Gabriel for me o

Otimumi suckaway yo

The shalanga water,toilet water,baf water,tanba water aye mix toge wey he drink is enough to kill him

Awon aye to get e

toyetade:
Nigerian need to have that discipline. Ive been living in western country for over 15 years and hardly use the pyblic toilet. You plan your weeing ahead. You cant just be weeing and defecating anywhere public toilet available or not

it's law of nature you can't help IT unless you urinate inside your car

You won't kill me

So because she set.she no get flabby stomach, flabby breasts,stretch marked arms means she's not Yoruba. So it's only Y orubas that are orobos

yOu're a very funny guy.anyway that's her coming back from an owanmbe and yes she takes amala goatmeat and all.so don't discriminate

This is another Yoruba chic,jumai is her name

Shymm3x:
Lmao @ Tinuke. Yoloba chics ain't packing proportionately like that - too much amala and owanbe parties for that to happen. Jk jk jk ahjaakkaghfbad. That chic ain't Yoruba and most likely not naij, if the pic is real. Regardless, tell her to holla @ papi chulo. She's the type of chic I can sit down all day showing her my Slick Rick with children stories. Baby, you got a body like a benz, and I'm just tryna drive it once again.


Blimey = shocked/surprised, kulyie.

https://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg534/AlwayzNToSumthin/Sexy%20Chicks%20man/tumblr_m94ecbQmLV1qlr9o4o1_400.gif https://barearmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ass-12003.gif

toyetade:
Even in advance countries where this law is in place, you don't have public toilet everywhere. certainly not on bridgets. We just don't want to discipline ourself. We expect government to do everything to make the country better. We all have a role to play

bet nawa for you o.

Ok like for example if wewe dey hold you and hold up dey for road nko? You nor go get down help yourself?na because the piss never hold you well,If e hold you well well you go bring out your John Thomas and relieve yourself

Sometimes sef holding urine too long affects the kidneys.it's not good at all

Gossiplover:
I wonder where will women urinate

cc: lalasticlala, dominique

me too I'm guilty of weweing there o.

We're part of the people that makes the place smell

Ok this is how I urinate. I park the car by the side of the brige where the veranda is.not where pedestrians pass o.open the door of the car to block /cover me while I squat.

My nakid ass is already facing the veranda so as soon as I finish delivering the urine, clean up,stand up.look left and right, I then turn towards the driver's sit,start the car and zoom off

We're the lucky few. I can bet that those guys ARE going straight to ikeja police station to go and write statement

Or they will part with a minimum of 25k for the uniformed guys if them no want reach station


Eko oni baje o!

Obajeti

Shymm3x:
Blimey!!!

Darn! Who's that chic? I'll give this one a big rock on sight and put a few babies in her.

Is the pic real?

LMao.of course shes real and her name is tinuke.she says hi

Bet which one is blimey again?
ARE YOU angry or surprised. Which one?

Mr man nawa for you o.you no dey even ask for person. Btw I thought you have changed and now a born again. You're No longer into Coca-Cola bottled shaped women like this.

How are you anyway

That lady says hiiii o

Shymm3x:




Lol. Now imagine when you always stay up late in ya room till 12am playing super nintendo and sega. Sometimes movies. Then you've to wake up that early to stand for an hour before going to school.

My pops used to beat me like a thief. But I'm not even going to lie, I was troublesome - the black sheep in the family. I was just so hyperactive and aggressive growing up...and it's still a mystery that I never got kicked out of any school or diagnosed of ADHD when I was young. Perhaps it's cos I was one of the best students. I was just the kid that used to play super-hard and get into fights almost everyday.

Looking back now, I'd say the arse whooping I took from my pops did help me a lot cos I feared him and subconsciously that kind of helped me make certain decisions that saved my life. But taking the arse whooping wasn't fun at all.



People just aren't loyal. It's always better not to expect it from people.



Dayum!

But how come the dates for Easter change every year? Is it that they don't know when the resurrection happened, or it's just basically another scam? And if Jesus died for me as a black man, why're my black people and Africa at the bottom of the totem pole of everything? Don't you think we need some love as well since black folks are the most loyal to him these days in a world where loyalty is dead?

Arckeen:
who be Broke a55 niggurs? You mean My folks?

i mean your likes

Must you distort nature. It's not every thing that needs to be tampered with

This woman vajyna strong o for him to commit suicide

girlfriendsnatc:
Talk? Nope! The cheap THING about me is this equation is the flatulent stinking micro phenese of a hungry trailer-park-thrash thirsty wimp like me looking to upgrade my life by mooching off independent WOMEN because I'm asun hungry .

Intresting

Jung:
faa hear... i still got some last night... berra sign up for best "shokomilo" ever

empty barrels make the loudest noise. Abeg shut up and carry your garullous self go front

girlfriendsnatc:
With so many fake hungry gold-digging thirsty hoes like you around, getting pûssy is the easiest thing in the world. You can set up another monicker if you like, but you're still easily identifiable because you can't stop hoe-ing around #JadeKitana.

IS that all?

The elders say talk is cheap.infact it's only empty vessels that make the loudest noise about puzzy

Btw if puzxy is that cheap and easily acessible why the increase in rape cases and pedophilia

Nonsense. Dey there dey deceive yourself

AmuDimpka:
Which Toto...the one wey done lose alignment
Oh I forgot... It's your only stock in trade

so why the display of painment for denied PUZZY iF you're not pained

Ok I get it.you have to do boldface to protect your fragile ego

legendsilver:
lolz, anyway the story was for her n not you. Where you get that pix down your profile, are they really fighting? Lols

YEs

chccho:
So what should we do now? What is ageless about a woman with wrinkles So as dis woman old like dis she Still get boyfriend? I wonder how Clarence will feel when he sees her n her bfs Yeyebrities

so what?what's wrong about a woman having boyfriend (s) at her age.don't her male counterparts also have girlfriends at her age?

Abi ewolabosi

989900:
Meh.

iwo jebi

I kuku like you.you know what I like about you.you know how to respect yourself

So just keep it up and avoid been banned