₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,100 members, 8,420,336 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 04:48 PM

Toggle theme

Samonak's Posts

Nairaland ForumSamonak's ProfileSamonak's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 (of 34 pages)

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Tomé Ferreira da Silva Resigns Over His Masturbation Video by samonak(m): 8:50pm On Aug 20, 2021
KingOfAllIgbos:
grin

Too many hotties in Brazil.

[img]https://c./LLJ5t1ReAcsAAAAC/jerk-off-masturbate.gif[/img]

Bishop no fit hold am... Baba go do SOAPY grin
U no well grin grin
EducationRe: Suspected Herdsmen Kidnap 2 ABSU Lecturers, Others by samonak(m): 11:26am On Aug 20, 2021
If only Nigeria can just handle this Fulani Conundrum. Buhari appears not to be helping matters, he has not come out for once to openly address the excesses of his kinsmen, an action which has emboldened them to carry out their nefarious acts. The average Fulani feels he's above the law and can do as he pleases, since one of theirs is at the centre. The current food scarcity and soaring prices we are suffering today is traceable to the activities of armed Fulani herdsmen and bandits dotting the entire landscape of Nigeria. The sooner we take up arms and deal decisively with this existential threat the better.
CultureRe: Idris Adanno: 'Sultan Of Shuwa Arabs Of Edo State' Coronation Sparks Outrage by samonak(m): 11:47am On Aug 19, 2021
That's how those Abokis wanted to try that shit by organizing the coronation of the "Sarduanna of Otukpo" We rose to the occasion and shot down that rough play, before you know they'll want to establish an Emirate in Idoma land. My Edo peeps make una shine una eyes oh! Na so e de start small small, before una know na so the "Sultan" go de drag territory with the Oba and send him on exile ( For this Buhari era, anything can happen)
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by samonak(m): 11:43am On Aug 19, 2021
09085607453king:
To play Nairabet
Owu never blow u yet, I was once like you

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by samonak(m): 11:40am On Aug 19, 2021
uchihajt:
Hitting my head on the floor and sniffing butt 3 f***ING times a day..
That will definitely affect your thinking capabilities..
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by samonak(m): 11:36am On Aug 19, 2021
Fvck person wife.
CrimeRe: 7 Staff Of Plateau Radio Television Corporation Attacked By Hoodlums (Pictures) by samonak(m):
LordVoldermort:
Now some morons will blame fulani herdsmen when it's more likely Jos people
Dadin Kowa, especially the area along the road, is predominantly occupied by Muslims.
Foreign AffairsRe: How We’ll Govern Afghanistan – Taliban by samonak(m): 4:45pm On Aug 18, 2021
Patrioticman007:
.

That Iran is a nuclear power country.
Not yet, they've not produced any weapon with nuclear capability yet, though they have a nuclear development project currently ongoing.
PoliticsRe: Irigwe Community Buries 6 Of Their People Killed By Fulani Militia In Plateau by samonak(m): 4:21pm On Aug 18, 2021
WaffenSS:
You also conveniently ignored the 6 fulanis murdered by the irigwes that led to the reprisals that led to your opportunistic and cowardly attacks on those hapless travelers.

You talk about me generalizing that bunch of canine-chomping paleolithic cavemen yet you pass the same generalization against the Fulanis by painting them with the same brush. You actually think your inane verbosity masks your hypocrisy and bigotry?

All over this forum we've had to watch almost all christians constantly attacking all Muslim northerners as terrorists and all fulani as killers, and you idiots expect us to sit back and watch quietly?

Fukk you.

As long as the irigwes have distinguished themselves as troublemakers then i have no sympathy for whatever befalls their foolhardiness.

You can mope and wail from your pathetic moral high horse but we can see through the thin veil of your myopia and sentiments.

You may now write another empty monologue all you want, won't change the fact that everyone knows the irigwes and beroms are nothing but cannibalistic, bloodthirsty dog-eating drunkard cavemen who've refused to evolve from their neanderthal ways.
Guy have you settled down to ask yourself, Why only the Fulanis are being attacked and vilified almost everywhere in this country? From Plateau, Kaduna, Benue, Abia, Ebonyi,Edo, Delta, Enugu, Ogun, Oyo, Ekiti even as far as Rivers and Bayelsa, same story? Why are other tribes not antagonized like the Fulanis? Something must be fundamentally wrong with your kinsmen that warrants the hostile treatment they've been receiving. Buhari is the only force holding the entire country from declaring "open season" for your people, and he won't stay on the throne forever. Karma is coming for u all.
PoliticsRe: Irigwe Community Buries 6 Of Their People Killed By Fulani Militia In Plateau by samonak(m): 4:10pm On Aug 18, 2021
teepain:
Your assumptions only underscore your lack of emotional intelligence. I have never subscribed to the cold-blooded murder of people and I empathize with the families and friends of the Fulani travellers that were killed by suspected Irigiwes.

However, your hypocrisy stinks to high heavens. No where and at no point did you condemn the earlier murders of the Irigiwes only for you to come out from nowhere and be condemning the Irigiwes for their actions without condemning the Fulani actions that led to the reprisal attack.

You have called the Irigiwes all manners of unprintable names, isn't that sufficient for you. Do you now kill them because their culture and way of life does not agree with your's?! Who then is the caveman, if not you?

And for your information, the Irigiwes aren't the only group of people who see blood-sucking vampires like you irritable. Actually, you guys are making yourselves enemies all over the country and beyond.
Buhari is the only thing standing between the Fulanis and genocide, I just pity them when PMB's tenure elapses. They'll soon get what's coming.
PoliticsRe: Irigwe Community Buries 6 Of Their People Killed By Fulani Militia In Plateau by samonak(m): 4:06pm On Aug 18, 2021
teepain:
This is a very stupid and asinine remark. Whether all these people know is alcohol and dog or not should not be your business. Let them eat their 'dog meat' in peace. How can you hate a group of people and tag them all as being lazy because of their religion; surely you silently applaud the killing of these people.

By the way, your people look like the cowards here. I said it advisedly, because you go about striking in the middle of the night killing aged women, children and weak old men. If you people are not cowards, go to any place during the day after duly informing the people of your intentions to come and fight them and see what would become of you. Despicable human beings.
Don't pay attention to that uninformed idiat , he seems to have forgotten what happened to his people ( Izala sect) who were warned not to go and pray during sallah at the Rukuba prayer ground, after burning the biggest church around Terminus. They ignored and still went ahead, they youths from the host community waited patiently for them to start slamming their heads before the real massacre began. At the end it was such a gory site to behold.
FamilyRe: If You Are Struggling So Hard And Money Hasn't Come, Get Married by samonak(m): 8:02am On Aug 16, 2021
Not in all cases, my elder bro was doing very well, but as soon as he married, everything just dried up. He's living from hand to mouth, even the wife is yet to put to birth since 2012!
PoliticsRe: 25 Travellers Killed In Jos By Bandits by samonak(m): 2:25pm On Aug 15, 2021
freegaza:
Maku joined the race for 2015 and 2019 I think. What happened in 1999, 2003, 2007 and 2011?
Read my opening statement for the answer you seek.
PoliticsRe: 25 Travellers Killed In Jos By Bandits by samonak(m): 11:16pm On Aug 14, 2021
freegaza:
How comes there has never been a Christian governor in Nassarawa state since they are majority?
Because the two major tribes Mada and Eggon refuse to cooperate, and divide their votes while the Muslims be it Hausa or Fulani usually have bloc vote. The Muslim elites have also perfected the art of "divide and conquer" They usually use that Idiot, Labaran Maku to always split the votes. Ombugado Davematics had a perfect chance of winning but Maku refused to step down for him until the eve of the elections. Then it was too late. The Margin between the incumbent and Davematics wasn't much, because of that sellout Maku.
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Hussaini Rabiu, The New Commissioner Of Police In Imo by samonak(m): 5:48pm On Aug 14, 2021
Why is it that most of the police command in Eastern states are always headed by Aboki, but you can hardly see an IBO Commissioner of police, heading commands in the core North?
RomanceRe: 61-Year-Old American Grandmother Engaged To 24-Year-Old Boyfriend (Pictures) by samonak(m): 12:43pm On Aug 14, 2021
This one no be Mother Fvcker but Grand Mother Fvcker. grin grin grin
EducationRe: Gift Agenoisa: JSS1 Student Sued Ekiti Government for N15M by samonak(m): 10:05am On Aug 14, 2021
grin grin
TarOrfeeek:
I am going to sue Olobopkiri Comprehensive Highschool, Opobo for N100,000,000.



They switched my destiny with farm labour in our JSS 3.

Look at me, I'm not settled in life.
grin grin grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Joda Is Dead by samonak(m): 6:56pm On Aug 13, 2021
may his soul RIP this man get levels die, he gave one of my friends a job in NCC with just a single short note and signature, Like that! Omo make I no lie, this country na Hausa people get am walahi! The guy is doing very well, built houses here n there, n their package in NCC, no be here.
CelebritiesRe: Why I Am A Lesbian – Temmie Ovwasa (Photos) by samonak(m): 1:13pm On Aug 13, 2021
Every Mallam with him kettle

Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDA Releases List Of Successful Candidates For 73rd Regular Course 2021 by samonak(m): 7:13am On Aug 13, 2021
Muchmore024:
na una do the real suffering unlike d new clowns that rarely suffers now. You should be at least a major or leut. Colonel by now .21years back
Training end with the 50's Regular series. Standards drop as chicks begin enter ACA.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDA Releases List Of Successful Candidates For 73rd Regular Course 2021 by samonak(m): 6:57am On Aug 13, 2021
academySteps:
You later hang pip ?
Arm of battalion.
If you be officer you suppose be lieutenant colonel or wing commander abi commander.
Something like that, you went and saw too..
You wan serve puttees? Abi dem never kparoof u b4? Which one be arm of battalion? It's either battalion or arm of service. If u be real cadet u ought to know de difference. Oya, one leg there.angry undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDA Releases List Of Successful Candidates For 73rd Regular Course 2021 by samonak(m): 8:20pm On Aug 12, 2021
soojar:
Hmmm, I remember that year. Fresh from secondary school, scored the highest mark from my state in the entrance exam, equipped with all the things they asked us to bring for the final interview among other things including cutlery at Jaji, Kaduna.

I received the shock of my life when some soldiers screening us at the gate (maybe na gatemen dem be sef I no know), after checking everything, my shorts, vests, canvas etc, everything was in order apart from... letter. They asked me where is your letter? I said which letter? I brought out the checklist again and scanned through it I didn't see anywhere letter was mentioned. When they saw my confusion they now said oh! you mean you came down here all the way from your state without letter from anyone? General, Respectable royal father, a top government person? I replied No, they didn't ask us to bring any letter of such. They just looked at themselves and said but you have your cutlery with you right? I happily said yes sir, they said no problem then, enter and eat well.

I didn't get the extent of their mockery until I truly entered and start mixing with others realizing that most of the guys around me came with letters from deputy governors, Major Generals, etc, etc. Na then I realize say na food I come Jaji come chop true true.

Brotherly, 7 days interview, I was sent home the 4th day

But on a good note, as those soldiers at the gate predicted, I chop tire. We wey be say na only christmas you dey chop chicken beleful, Na almost one full chicken o. At least if dem nor give me mid-shipman, I chop their chicken. Their loss.

feels like yesterday, but that was long ago
Guy u suppose be comedian I swear grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Abba Kyari’s Police Team Extorted N1M Each From Suspected IPOB Members - SR by samonak(m): 6:35pm On Aug 12, 2021
gidgiddy:
DCP Abba Kyari and CP Abutu Yaro, are just Northern rogues in uniform

How these two thieves came so far in their career is incredible
Abutu na Igala man, those people their heart de back. They can be very mean and diabolical
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDA Releases List Of Successful Candidates For 73rd Regular Course 2021 by samonak(m): 6:20pm On Aug 12, 2021
beejayodus:
This is not always true. I know an officer, an uncle to a family friend, who didn't know anyone before he got into the navy. In fact, he came from an extremely poor background. He is a Commodore in the navy now.
Omo, that was then, when merit was still valued. No be this generation. Guy Aca level na 99.9% who u know oh! I know of a chap who was supposed to be a member of 48RC, 3 times he was placed on reserve, simply because he didn't know anyone. Last las he went to Uni and is now a very successful banker.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDA Releases List Of Successful Candidates For 73rd Regular Course 2021 by samonak(m):
Omo, this brings back old memories, I can still remember how it all started, 52 RC back in 2000, How can I forget, Academy Adjutant, Lt - Col Moguno ( very brutal then) abi na WO Ojo (Kabila)
Wey been de make us laugh with jokes for MRS, RSM Ero- Philips ( the baddest nigga on the block wey de crack Cadets skull with swagger stick) then that wicked Capt McCarthy wey been wan gas us out, even went as far as bringing a second Termer to kon issue threat to clowns, how I go kon forget ASUO Enem Chukwu, very callous Doyum Laha, or That Wicked Daletian, Mowarin wey go de job u and piss on top u at the same time ( Malicious Yellow bastard) abi na CDT Braimah wey de catch clowns for Cadet Mess de force dem to sing " when shall they hang their pips" when shall they hang their pips, oh 5th termers, oh 5th Termers, when shall they hang their pips. I still de miss Funky mallam, Mazeli, Onyedima, Gentle giant - Omosigho and Atsegha.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sudan To Hand Ex-President Omar Al-bashir To ICC by samonak(m): 4:56pm On Aug 11, 2021
MASTERCHIEF0847:
If the tool of western imperialism will hold African dictators accountable for their actions while in power then so be it.
Until Africans learn to punish offenders cases like this will continue. ICC serves as a deterrent to blood thirsty dictators so it serves a purpose.
Touché
PoliticsNigeria: How Art The Mighty Fallen! by samonak(op): 3:35pm On Aug 11, 2021
*FOOD FOR THOUGHT *

£1 = N705
$1 = N505
€1 = N605
02/08/2021

0.78k = $1
02/08/1980
Are you surprised?

We were far more productive in 1980 than we are today

In 1980 the key reasons for economic growth were are as follows:

1) We were a net exporter of refined petroleum products. Today we import all our refined petroleum products.

2) We rode in locally assembled cars, buses and trucks. Peugeot cars in Kaduna and Volkswagen cars in Lagos.

Leyland in Ibadan and ANAMCO in Enugu produced our buses and trucks.

Steyr at Bauchi producing our Agricultural tractors.

And it was not just Assembly, we were producing many of the components.

Vono products in Lagos producing the seats.

Exide in Ibadan producing the batteries, not just for Nigeria but for the entire West Africa.

Isoglass and TSG in Ibadan producing the windshields.

Ferodo in Ibadan producing the brake pads and discs

Tyres produced by Dunlop in Lagos and Mitchelin in Portharcourt.

And I mean tyres produced from rubber plantations located in Ogun and Cross Rivers State.

3) We were listening to Radio and watching television sets assembled in Ibadan by Sanyo.

4) We were using refrigerators, freezers and Airconditioners produced by Thermocool and Debo.

5) We were putting on clothes produced from the UNTL textile mills in Kaduna and Chellarams in Lagos.

Not from imported cotton but from cotton grown in Nigeria.

6) Our water was running through pipes produced by Kwalipipe in Kano and Duraplast in Lagos .

7) Our toilets were fitted with WC produced at Kano and Abeokuta.

cool We were cooking with LPG gas stored inside gas cylinders produced at the NGC factory in Ibadan.

9) Our electricity was flowing through cables produced by the Nigerian wire and Cable, Ibadan, NOCACO in Kaduna and Kablemetal in Lagos and Portharcourt.

10) We had Bata and Lennards producing the shoes we were putting on

Not from imported leather but from locally tanned leather at Kaduna.

11) We were mainly flying our airways, the Nigeria Airways, to most places in the world.

The Airways was about the biggest in Africa at that time.

12) Most of the food we ate were being grown or produced in Nigeria.

We were producing all of the above and more in 1980

Today, we import almost everything.

There lies the source of the terrible exchange rate we are experiencing today and everybody reading this has a critical role to play in reversing this very UGLY trend.

We have been talking about these problems and more for ages...

It is not enough for us to complain about the exchange rate or point out what others are not doing or are failing to do, the key question is what are we producing or what are we planning to produce?

Going forward, it's time to ponder and think of the way forward before it's TOO LATE

Is there any solution?
Foreign AffairsRe: Sudan To Hand Ex-President Omar Al-bashir To ICC by samonak(m):
The sooner we all learn that ICC is another tool of western imperialism the better. The bigger and more technologically advanced nations ( super powers) use institutions like UN, IMF and world bank to muscle or keep the rest of the world in line, while they violate the same treaties and international conventions. For starters, let us check the line up of so called despots or dictators that have stood trial in the Hague or been indicted by ICC: Slobadan Milosevic, Laurent Gbagbo, Charles Taylor,Radovan Karadžić, Ratko Mladić, Joseph Kony, Muamar Ghaddafi, etc. What common thread links all of them? They are all from less powerful nations. When would President George Bush jnr and Tony Blair stand trial for war crimes? Both were coerced by defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld and his deputy Paul Wolfowitz into fighting a needless gulf war 2 that led to the death of thousands of innocent Iraqis, all because of oil! They deceived the entire world that Saddam Hussein was producing WMD. At the end nothing was found. When would Nicolai Sarkozky of France stand trial? He led the coalition of allied forces that attacked Libya, all because Ghaddafi was musing over the idea of floating an African currency backed by the resources of Africa. That singular action would have led to the fall or realignment of the world economy as we know it, I.e. the Euro, Dollar and Pounds would have plummeted. The insurgency affecting the Sahel region of west Africa is a direct fallout of the Libyan Crisis. Why is Saudi Arabia not standing trial over the atrocities meted out to Yemen? or the Saudi crown Prince, Mohammed Bin Salman (MBS) not on trial for being complicit in the death of Saudi dissident Journalist, Khasshoggi? I am not saying the other dictators mentioned earlier, don't deserve to stand trial for their crimes against humanity but I am merely pointing out the implicit bias and outright hypocrisy of the major powers, who have clearly shown that " Might is right" In closing, let me pose this question, " Who are the super powers accountable to, since the system has been rigged in their favour"?
PoliticsRe: Army Releases 102 Obigbo Residents Detained Since November 2020 (Full List) by samonak(m):
No be small thing oh!, come to think of it, so we have something like the Nigerian Army " Alpha" Commando base in Niger state, and the state is virtually overrun by bandits? One can hardly ply that Suleja- Kaduna road without fear of being kidnapped! Abi na shiroro wey de bandits the operate with reckless abandon? The Army had better activate the " Alpha" mode and rescue the state from brigandage.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Ambassador To Indonesia Recalled Over Assault Of Diplomat by samonak(m):
It's high time we practice the doctrine of reciprocity in our foreign relations. The US can go to war if the right of a single citizen is infringed how much more a diplomat! The reason our citizens are maltreated in different countries is because they've seen how we treat our own people back home, Miango residents were murdered in cold blood in Plateau, yet heads have not rolled over that security breach, the President has not deemed it fit to even address the nation over the incident! Just imagine de statement by the foreign affairs minister, " our Ambassador to Indonesia has been recalled for due consultation " why didn't he order the Indonesian ambassador to leave? Trust me, the consultation would be on how to plan Buhari's visit to that country, just like he did after the xenophobic attacks in South Africa. The right way to hit back at Indonesia, is to go after their economic interests in Nigeria. Indomie noodles has a big market in Nigeria, you also have Indorama, hit them where it hurts the most - their pockets. I only see this diplomatic impasse ending in mere rhetorics, nothing concrete will happen. Indonesia and Nigeria are member States in OIC ( organization of Islamic countries) so highest they'll be diplomatic talks between both countries and the matter will be swept under the carpet. Trust our weak ass Bubu. Nothing will happen, they'll slap Nigeria and we will turn the other cheek.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 (of 34 pages)