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CrimeRe: Nigerian Caught With 90gm MDMA In Bengaluru by samonak(m):
Even without checking the details I unconsciously knew he must be from the land of the rising sun and I wasn't proven wrong. What is it, with these people and their undying quest to get wealth at all cost? I think it's about time elders from that land reevaluate their value system and reorientate their youth in the right direction. They've given a huge dent to the image of virtually every Nigerian because of their insidious ways, because of the activities of some unscrupulous bunch of people, Nigerians are now persona non grata in the UAE and their livelihood in jeopardy as a result of their work permit not being renewed. Omo dem no de try I swear. SMH
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Reconnects With Former UNIPORT School Mates 40 Years Later by samonak(m): 12:36pm On Nov 27, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Jonathan a failed leader even his classmates are ashamed of him.
I wonder what people will think or say of your messiah Mr "integrity" Buhari?
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: Buhari Deserves Credit For Tackling Insecurity by samonak(m):
This man appears to be under the illusion of alternate reality. He thinks the relative security experienced in Abuja is reflective of the entire country. During GEJ's tenure insecurity was experienced in the North east, with occasional bombings here and there, but one could travel from Abuja all the way to Katsina without issues. You also had instances of farmer - herder skirmishes. Comparing it to Buhari's administration, the situation has worsened considerably. The insurgency is still lingering in the Northeast, though some of the terrorists have surrendered as the media would have us believe, but the focus has shifted from the Northeast to the entire North west that was hitherto relatively peaceful. Today one needs to pray and fast for at least 3 days before embarking on a journey from Abuja - Kaduna for fear of being kidnapped. Even the President's home state - Katsina is not spared of the brigandage. It has gotten so bad to the extent that the FG would have to negotiate with bandits before he can be granted safe passage to Daura! Bandits now have the temerity to attack major military formations! ( NDA, NAF Base Kaduna, Jaji and even build their camp on Tradoc military range in Niger) the situation has deteriorated to the extent that bandits in the north now negotiate with farmers before they can harvest their crops, a development which has made food prices to soar! Farmers in the north central states can't even go the their farms for fear of being killed by Fulani herdsmen, as I speak, the IDP camp in Daudu- Benue state is filled with refugees who can't go back to the communities, they're even attacked in the camps! The whole of Guma LGA has been overrun by herdsmen who kill anybody who dares to return back to the farm. Time won't permit me to elaborate on the myriads of security challenges under this administration, So Garba Shehu, abeg park well jor!
EducationRe: 13 Things Only UNN Students Will Relate To (Photo Illustrations) by samonak(m): 6:33pm On Nov 26, 2021
I will never forget the day I slipped and fell down in one of the filthy toilets in Alvan Ikoku hostel after having a bath way back in 2001. Omo,I almost cried and I still cringe whenever I remember the incidence. You need to see the toilets at that time. The WC used to be filled to the brim with faeces. Ahhh! So awful. Babes in Balewa hall used to defecate in polythene bags and hurl it over the quadrangle( shot put). Abi na Eni Njoku Hall governor - Proudyn, that used to oppress students as if they were still in secondary school? Or the spotaneous chant of Tanker ! Tanker ! Tanker! ( whenever a lady comes to the male hostel) One thing I respect the school for, is their academic standards. You will be grilled with seminars and Term paper presentations which will hone your presentation and public speaking skills. Shout out to all great Lions n Lionesses.
PoliticsRe: Names, Ranks Of 58 Policemen Indicted By Lagos #EndSARS Panel (Full List) by samonak(m): 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2021
How I wish a bold vigilante, will quietly kill those cops indicted for extra judicial killing. Just monkey them. codedly spread their info and let the needful be done. I hate Nonsense. Fvck the police.
FamilyRe: I Don't Have Any Female Friends Again Because Of My Wife by samonak(m): 8:42am On Nov 24, 2021
Guy, I recommend you listen to the track "whip pussy" by Lloyd Banks. I strongly believe he had u in mind when he released that banger. In Lloyd Bank's voice: " pick your nuts nigga"
CareerRe: Is It Advisable To Go For Army Short Service? by samonak(m): 4:48pm On Nov 23, 2021
avidleo:
If you are convinced you have been called to serve don't hesitate to go through direct short service.

Upon completion you will be posted to the Nigerian Army Engineering Corp ( Army Engineers)

Alternatively if you have very high marks in your o'level and you CGPA is in the top percentile I will advice you go for NAF short service.
he can also be posted to Signal corp as well. Must electrical engineering and computer science grads are usually posted to that unit.
CareerRe: Is It Advisable To Go For Army Short Service? by samonak(m): 4:10pm On Nov 23, 2021
Adebayoo421:
DSS does not carry gun and be hunting around, u will be employed according to your discipline, meaning u will work in office, and be having military rank,but in d case where condition warrant it to carry gun as camouflage will do that..........for example, if you study medicine in school, they will employ you as a medical doctor with military rank
Who told you that? Even officers from Education, medical corp and Chaplain are now being deployed to the front lines, you de here de yarn dust say DSSC officers are not sent to de war front. Majority of the officers killed in Metele - Borno, with Lt - Col Ibrahim Sakaba were short service officers. I even know a medical Dr (capt) who was even killed in Sambisa.
Forum GamesRe: A 3-Bedroom Flat Or A Brand New Car: Which Would You Go For? (Photo) by samonak(m): 1:59pm On Nov 19, 2021
House for me
Foreign AffairsRe: Deport Foreign Nationals And Get Our Votes: South Africans Tell Julius Malema by samonak(m):
If South Africans ever make the mistake of voting this man, believe me the country will go up in flames under one year. I believe he has the pulse of most black South Africans vis-a-vis income inequality, land redistribution and wealth distribution, but lacks the acumen and political sagacity to address these contentious issue without upsetting the apple cart. About 80% of the Economy of SA lies in the hands of white South Africans who will not sit idly and watch populist figures like Julius Malema to confront the status quo. If peradventure he wins the election and goes ahead to address the contentious issue of land redistribution without compensation, the West will inundate SA with sanctions and cripple it like Zimbabwe. My advice is for the EFF to form an alliance with the DA party, so as to oust the ANC ( who have clearly failed the ordinary South Africans) in a way it will be a win - win situation. First it will assuage the feelings of acrimony among the whites and also embrace the blacks who want genuine change.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Shows Amazing Dance Skills (Photo, Video) by samonak(m): 11:36am On Nov 18, 2021
No be haram be dis? Watch Hisbah come for her like:

TravelRe: Ibom Air Signs An Agreement With Air Bus For The Supply Of 10 New Aircrafts by samonak(m):
Akwa Ibom, is fast becoming a major development hub in the country. It's one of the few states in the Niger- Delta region that is really making optimal use of the proceeds from oil revenue. The visionary and purpose driven administration of Gov Emmanuel Udom has ensured that Ibom Air position itself as a major player in the domestic aviation sector and also demystified the axiom that "Government has no business in business".
Foreign AffairsRe: Twin Bomb Explosions Hit Kampala, Uganda In Suspected Terrorist Attack by samonak(m):
bencr7:
lies, Muslim is one of d lower religion in Uganda
One of the lower Religions, yet Idi Amin Dada a Muslim Tyrant managed to grasp power and terrorized the whole country!
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Raises Terrorism Threat Level From Substantial To Severe by samonak(m): 5:01pm On Nov 15, 2021
When they were airlifting Afghans into their country without properly profiling them. I had a premonition that something like this is bound to happen. That's why I respect the stance of the Polish PM who has vehemently opposed Migration from terrorist ridden countries. Germany, Belgium, France and some European states made the mistake of opening their borders to refugees and are now seriously regretting it.
TravelRe: If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would It Be? by samonak(m): 2:30pm On Nov 14, 2021
Any Caribbean island, Barbados, Bahamas, Kitts and Nevitts, Antigua etc
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of A Curvy Lady Dancing In Church During Praise & Worship Goes Viral by samonak(m): 10:48am On Nov 14, 2021
Slowarmiir be like:

PoliticsRe: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by samonak(m): 8:09am On Nov 12, 2021
Krismas:
coolIs the Attorney General the minister of finance? Wot concern him with remittals of Brass money? Why is he asking bank to remit money owed in dollars in naira? Why is he the one determining the exchange rate? Why is he the one determining the account it will be paid into?
I can see someone is indeed using his thinking cap. Kudos
PoliticsRe: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by samonak(m): 8:03am On Nov 12, 2021
plaindealer:
I read up and down and I still did not see any fraud of where the AJ stole money.

Just say you don't like the process, but claiming fraud sounds silly and dubious, this is why I hate the Nigerian media and their fake and dubious headlines, always deceptive and unprofessional.
Kindly read through; Responding, Ahmed said, “We were paying
into the Brass LNG’s NNPC account in the TSA and at the time the Attorney-General gave the directive, he instructed that the funds be credited to the FGN Assets Recovery Account"
Ask yourself, why would the AGF give a directive that the bank should pay into a different account other than the LNG TSA? Secondly, why wasn't the entire sum $136M credited into the new account? Why was only $40M transferred? and why was it changed from dollars to Naira? and not retained in dollars? Thirdly, why did the AGF insist that a particular exchange rate of #305 to a dollar be used? The FG has been crying seriously about the shortage of foreign exchange, so why discard the. Little you have? So my guy if you fail to read in between the lines and decipher the discrepancies then your case is irredeemable.
PoliticsRe: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by samonak(m): 7:14am On Nov 12, 2021
Why is this man immersed in so much controversies, yet Mr "integrity" still retains him as AGF? Any individual occupying that exalted office should be impeccable and of unquestionable character. So far, Malami has been fingered in the Bureau de change terrorism sponsor saga, illegal acquisition of properties, unremitted Abacha loot, Unauthorized invasion of Justice Odili's Residence and so many other cases. Abeg which Babalawo this man de use sef? undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by samonak(m): 11:33am On Nov 11, 2021
For me, na food oh! Who sex help? There's a reason they say "the gateway to a man's heart is thru his stomach. Good sex n food is a bonus, but if I am left with only one choice. Na belle over dick oh!
PoliticsRe: Bandits Abduct 18 LG Staff In Zaria by samonak(m): 6:23pm On Nov 09, 2021
Na family issue abeg let them be. When Gen Ihejirika was clearing them, didn't Buhari say it was a genocide and fight against the North? Where's Buhari today? Busy gallivanting in Paris on a so- called "Peace Summit" when your house is on fire! Se na him invite those bandits from Chad, Niger, Mali etc to come and oust GEJ in 2015, Toh, the chickens have come home to roost. Make dem enjoy dem.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Paris For Official Visit, Peace Forum by samonak(m): 5:16pm On Nov 09, 2021
Ajala de traveller.
Nigeria in search of a solution, found the problem!

FoodRe: ₦100 Piece Of Meat Sold In UNIZIK (Pictures) by samonak(m): 4:59pm On Nov 09, 2021
clockwisereport:
If u see the rice I bought at 11:45 in unn today, you will pity me.

I almost cried while gulping the rice
Great Lion, na hunger chase my out of UNN back in 2001, then I was staying at Alvan Ikoku ( very filthy hostel) 10 people crammed in one small room. To chop food for Ekpo ref na small luxury that time, last last na Santa villa around that beach area been de help all man ministry. My folks couldn't fathom why I was always requesting for money every now n then. Term papers and seminars been de always finish my money, I couldn't cope n had to go elsewhere. Omo food is very expensive in the East, na there I first see where them de slice bread then sell am individually, A loaf used to be #50 with each slice going for #10, so from a loaf, the trader can make #70. Lol
PoliticsRe: Policemen Detained Engineer For Having Binance App In Lagos by samonak(m): 3:31pm On Nov 09, 2021
just2endowed:
didnt you read where he said they were stopped around 9pm.
No mind am, na so people de take fail exams, no comprehension at all.
PoliticsRe: Air Vice-Marshal M.M. Maisaka Assassinated In Kaduna by samonak(m): 12:05pm On Nov 09, 2021
Hmmmm, what is de value of human life in Nigeria? People killed with reckless abandon n the government does not deem it fit to declare a state of emergency! Na Who do 9ja?
TravelRe: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by samonak(m): 8:35am On Nov 09, 2021
Maski87:
Bros things never hard for you,if you know the kin hardship in London with 4 children, you will understand that money is money
Baba that's no excuse, Must you live in London? You cease being a MAN the minute you abdicate your responsibilities for a woman, That's why God made you the HEAD of your family. Having that appendage in between your leg doesn't make you a man, it's the acceptance of responsibility that ensures that. Biblically, if you fail to provide for your family you're considered worse than an infidel, in my culture, if you're aware your wife is sleeping around and you don't confront her or condone her infidelity, the penalty is imminent death. Guy no be all money be money, besides, a lady loses respect for her man when she takes up the responsibility of catering for the home. Omo, prepare to the wash ur wife undies or worse case scenario na u she go de send to buy condom and wait outside in the harsh winter when she wan fvck her "clients" and also be prepared for premium disrespect from ur kids. Better Man up and stop being a SIMP.
TravelRe: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by samonak(m): 10:54pm On Nov 08, 2021
Maski87:
No regrets for me,I was a banker before I fled Nigeria to UK things were really hard for me us and our 4 children until my wife started sleeping with this big yoruba man that she was cleaning his house,now na serious enjoyment we dey do,my friends are now saying the didn't know that we have money
Your death no far again oh! and shame no catch u to say u de enjoy ur wife money wey she get as proceeds of adultery. SMH
TravelRe: Lagos Airport Extremely Corrupt – Sabbatical, American Vlogger (Video) by samonak(m): 12:42pm On Nov 08, 2021
googlepikins:
You're the true definition of this picture

TravelRe: Lagos Airport Extremely Corrupt – Sabbatical, American Vlogger (Video) by samonak(m): 12:34pm On Nov 08, 2021
No be small thing oh!
PoliticsRe: Communual Clash In Ebonyi Community Claims Over 17 Lives (Graphic Photos) by samonak(m): 10:12am On Nov 08, 2021
Chai!
PoliticsRe: Governor Zulum Disguised As A Patient, Caught Officials Collecting ₦10,000 by samonak(m):
Fulaniherdmens:
All of them want to follow the steps of that aboki Immigration officer. If your govt employ quality staffs and pay them salaries when due and promotion when applicable, tell me whom in his or her right senses will go contrary to the public service they sworn to serve. Please go and sit down at your high table and press your TV remote control, because a good public servant will nab his colleagues that are bad eggs.
Abi na the immigration officer wan follow Prof Zulum? U think say na today he start to pull this stunt? Ever since Prof Zulum ascended de seat of Governor, he has been putting most public servants in Borno on their toes, the other time he paid an unscheduled visit to a public school as early as 6am and met one IBO lady teacher who was the only person on ground, he instantly promoted her on the spot to head teacher and gave her cash award( as God would have it, she had been stagnated for years) Similarly, he paid another visit to a hospital, and met no doctor on ground at mid night, immediately the Chief medical director and doctor on call were reprimanded. This is a Governor who sneaks into IDP camps to access the activities going on. Even in the heart of Bokoharam enclaves, he also enters to carry out development projects to benefit the ordinary people. How many times has he had close encounters with death at the hands of the dreaded Boko haram insurgents? He is an embodiment of selflessness in service. If APC means well for Nigerians and are ready to redeem their already battered image, they should present the Duo of Prof Osinbajo and Prof Zulum and see how far they'll go in salvaging this country.

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