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Nairaland / General / BLACKS PLEASE READ !!! - This Is Sad! by samsy5460(m): 10:31pm On Jun 29, 2013
For those of you who heard it, this is the article Dee Lee was reading this morning on a New Yorkradio station. For those of you who didn't hear it.
Dee Lee, CFP Harvard Financial Educators
THEY ARE STILL OUR SLAVES We can continue to reap profits from the Blacks without the effortof physical slavery Look at the current methods of containment that they use on themselves: IGNORANCE, GREED, and SELFISHNESS.
Their IGNORANCE is the primary weapon of containment. A great man once said, "The best way to hide something from Black people is to put it in a book." We now live in the Information Age. They have gained the opportunity to read any book on any subject through the efforts of their fight for freedom, yet they refuse to read. There are numerous books readily available at Borders, Barnes & Noble, and Amazon.com, not to mention their own Black Bookstores that provide solid blueprints to reach economic equality (which should have been their fight all along), but few read consistently, if at all.
GREED is another powerful weapon of containment. Blacks, since the abolition of slavery, have had large amounts of money at their disposal. Last year they spent 10 billion dollars during Christmas, out of their 450 billion dollars in total yearly income (2.22%).
Any of us can use them as our target market, for any business venture we care to dream up, no matter how outlandish, they will buy into it. Being primarily a consumer people, they functiontotally by greed. They continually want more, with little thought for saving or investing.
They would rather buy some new sneaker than invest in starting a business. Some even neglect their children to have the latest Tommy or FUBU,And they still think that having a Mercedes, and a big house gives them "Status" or that they have achieved their Dream.
They are fools! The vast majority of their peopleare still in poverty because their greed holds them back from collectively making better communities.
With the help of BET, and the rest of their black media that often broadcasts destructive images into their own homes, we will continue to see huge profits like those of Tommy and Nike. (Tommy Hilfiger has even jeered them, saying he doesn't want their money, and look at how the fools spend more with him than ever before!). They'll continue to show off to each other while we build solid communities with the profits from our businesses that we market to them.
SELFISHNESS, ingrained in their minds through slavery, is one of the major ways we can continue to contain them. One of their own, Dubois said that there was an innate division in their culture. A "Talented Tenth" he called it. He was correct in his deduction that there are segments of their culture that has achieved some "form" of success. However, that segmentmissed the fullness of his work. They didn't read that the "Talented Tenth" was then responsible to aid The Non-Talented Ninety Percent in achieving a better life. Instead, that segment has created another class, a Buppie class that looks down on their people or aids them in a condescending manner. They will never achieve what we have. Their selfishness does not allow them to be able to work together on any projector endeavor of substance. When they do get together, their selfishness lets their egos get in the way of their goal Their so-called help organizations seem to only want to promote their name without making any real change in their community.
They are content to sit in conferences and conventions in our hotels, and talk about what they will do, while they award plaques to the best speakers, not to the best doers. Is there no end to their selfishness? They steadfastly refuse to see that TOGETHER EACH ACHIEVES MORE (TEAM). They do not understand that they are no better than each other because of what they own, as a matter of fact, most of those Buppies are but one or two pay checks away from poverty. All of which is under the control of our pens in our offices and our rooms.
Yes, we will continue to contain them as long as they refuse to read, continue to buy anything they want, and keep thinking they are "helping" their communities by paying dues to organizations which do little other than hold lavish conventions in our hotels. By the way, don't worry about any of them reading this letter, remember, 'THEY DON'T READ!!!!
(Prove them (whites) wrong. Please pass this on! After Reading it...)
MERELY POSTED BY ME.
BLACKS, WAKE UP!!!
Religion / Excuse Me, Are You Jesus? by samsy5460(m): 8:11pm On Jun 28, 2013
As you read this think about what you would do!
"Excuse me, Are you Jesus?" This is really powerful and makes one think!!!!
A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. In their rush, with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table whichheld a display of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all managed to reach the plane in time for their nearly missed boarding.
ALL BUT ONE !!! He paused, took a deep breath, got in touch with his feelings, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned. He told his buddies to go on without him, waved good-bye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returnedto the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor. He was glad he did.
The 16 year old girl was totally blind! She was softly crying, tears running down her cheeks in frustration, and at the same time helplessly groping for her spilled produce as the crowd swirled about her, no one stopping and no one to care for her plight.
The salesman knelt on the floor with her, gathered up the apples, put them back on the table! and helped organize her display. As he didthis, he noticed that many of them had become battered and bruised; these he set aside in another basket.
When he had finished, he pulled out his wallet and said to the girl, "Here, please take this $40 for the damage we did. Are you okay?" She nodded through her tears. He continued on with, "I hope we didn't spoil your day too badly."
As the salesman started to walk away, the bewildered blind girl called out to him, "Mister...." He paused and turned to look back into those blind eyes. She continued, "Are you Jesus?"
He stopped in mid-stride, and he wondered. Then slowly he made his way to catch the later flight with that question burning and bouncing about in his soul: "Are you Jesus?" Do people mistake you for Jesus? That's our destiny, is it not? To be so much like Jesus that people cannot tell the difference as we live and interactwith a world that is blind to His love, life and grace.
If we claim to know Him, we should live, walk and act as He would. Knowing Him is more than simply quoting Scripture and going to church. It'sactually living the Word as life unfolds day to day.
You are the apple of His eye even though we, too, have been bruised by a fall.
He stopped what He was doing and picked you and me up on a hill called Calvary and paid in full for our damaged fruit.[color=#770077][/color] Found this stuff somewhere....like to share it with you all. Enjoy!

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Nairaland / General / Religion As A Mental Illness by samsy5460(m): 5:13pm On Jun 19, 2013
Leading Neuroscientist: Religious Fundamentalism May Be a ‘Mental Illness’ That Can Be ‘Cured’
by Brother Elias on June 4, 2013 in News
Dymphna
via David Edwards The Raw Story
A leading neurologist at the University of Oxford said this week that recent developments meant that science may one daybe able to identify religious fundamentalism as a “mental illness” and a cure it.
During a talk at the Hay Literary Festival in Wales on Wednesday, Kathleen Taylor was asked what positive developments she anticipated in neuroscience in the next 60 years.
“One of the surprises may be to see people with certain beliefs as people who can be treated,” she explained, according to The Times of London. “Somebody who has for example become radicalised to a cult ideology –we might stop seeing that as a personal choice that they have chosen as a result of pure free will and may start treating it as some kind of mental disturbance.”
“I am not just talking about the obvious candidates like radical Islam or some of the more extreme cults,” she explained. “I am talking about things like the belief that it is OK to beat your children. These beliefs are very harmful but are not normally categorized as mental illness.”
“In many ways that could be a very positive thing because there are no doubt beliefs in our society that do a heck of a lot of damage, that really do a lot of harm.”
In the introduction to her book, The Brain Supremacy, Taylor noted that scientists needed “to be careful when it comes to developing technologies which can slip through the skull to directly manipulate the brain.”
“They cannot be morally neutral, these world-shaping tools; when the aspect of the world in question is a human being, morality inevitably rears its hydra heads,” she wrote. “Technologies which profoundly change our relationship with the world around us cannot simply be tools, to be used for good or evil, if they alter our basic perception of what good and evil are.”
Way to go!
Politics / Re: Spanish Police Smash Nigerian Prostitution Ring by samsy5460(m): 11:55am On Jun 03, 2013
odiman: Thank God the Ibos are not into such abroad
Tufiakwa! when babies dey to sell...not to forget ritualization. Oh no...wait a minute...drug pushing!
Politics / Re: Obama Skips Nigeria In His Africa Visit by samsy5460(m): 11:18am On May 21, 2013
tomber: They will someday beg to visit...
What do we need his visit for in d first place
In your dream...
Nairaland / General / Re: Any Spiritual Implication For A 29yr-Old Sharing Bed With Her Mum? by samsy5460(m): 7:48pm On May 13, 2013
abujalapdog: Can any shade more light if it is morally right or there is any spiritual implications for a 29yr old graduate to sleep the same bed with her mum till date? I have seen that this thing affect her relationship with her boy friend alot because she hardly tolerate men around her. Can anyone contribute anything they feel might be helpful?
I'll say, you got satan on your tail bro....maybe you aught to just marry her.
Jokes Etc / Who Still Dey Think Say Naija Dey Carry Last? by samsy5460(m): 11:29am On May 10, 2013
This is a little long...but worth the read!
Just try reading this without laughing till you
cry!!!
*Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the
wife.*
*A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket
Tazer for their anniversary
submitted this:*
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol
& Pawn Shop that sparked my
interest. The occasion was our 15th
anniversary and I was looking for a
little something extra for my wife Julie. What I
came across was a
100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be
short lived, with no long term
adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her
adequate time to retreat to
safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought
the device and brought it home.. I
loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and
pushed the button. Nothing!
I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I
pushed the button and
pressed it against a metal surface at the same
time, I'd get the blue arc
of electricity darting back and forth between
the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to
explain to Julie what that burn
spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy,
thinking to myself that it
couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA
batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking
on intently (trusting
little soul) while I was reading the directions
and thinking that I really
needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood
moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie
(for a fraction of a second)
and then thought better of it. She is such a
sweet cat. But, if I was going
to give this thing to my wife to protect herself
against a mugger, I did
want some assurance that it would work as
advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank
top with my reading glasses
perched delicately on the bridge of my nose,
directions in one hand, and
Tazer in another.
*The directions said that:*
· a one-second burst would shock and disorient
your assailant;
· a two-second burst was supposed to cause
muscle spasms and a major
loss of bodily control; and
· a three-second burst would purportedly make
your assailant flop on
the ground like a fish out of water.
· Any burst longer than three seconds would
be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device
measuring about 5" long,
less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with
two itsy, bitsy AAA
batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to
myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond
description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with
her head cocked to one side
so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that
a one second burst from
such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that
bad.. I decided to give
myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh,
pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS
DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the
side door, picked me up in
the recliner, then body slammed us both on the
carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my
side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both
nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked
under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was
making meowing sounds I had
never heard before, clinging to a picture frame
hanging above the
fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid
getting slammed by my body
flopping all over the living room.
*Note:*
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself
with a Tazer,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst
when you zap yourself! You
will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged
from your hand by a
violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered
conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time
was a relative thing at that
point), I collected my wits (what little I had
left), sat up and surveyed
the landscape.
- My bent reading glasses were on the mantel
of the fireplace.
- The recliner was upside down and about 8
feet or so from where it
originally was.
- My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were
still twitching.
- My face felt like it had been shot up with
Novocain, and my bottom lip
weighed 88 lbs.
- I had no control over the drooling.
- Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but
was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
- I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head,
which I believe came from my
hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering
a significant reward
for their safe return!
*PS:* My wife can't stop laughing about my
experience, loved the gift and
now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being
stupid!!!!
**
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bill Cosby "I'm 83 And Tired" by samsy5460(m): 9:19am On May 08, 2013
Gudiza: Cosby said all that?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bill Cosby "I'm 83 And Tired" by samsy5460(m): 9:18am On May 08, 2013
Bill Cosby has firmly denied that the rant was
written by him and is also pretty upset by the
fact that people, including his fans, believed
that he would write on a topic of that nature.
The fake Bill Cosby rant came on the internet
scene a few years ago with a similar title of “I’m
76 and I’m Tired.” Snopes was the first to point
this fact out and debunk the story.
The last time the rant sprouted about the
internet, Bill Crosby wrote a statement on his
website denying it was his,
“There’s an email floating around — entitled ‘I’m
76 and tired’ — purportedly sent by me. I did
not write the email, I did not send the email,
I’m not 76, and I don’t subscribe to the ugly
views expressed in the email. We are coming
up to an important anniversary on Sunday,
which is a day when we should all come
together. Whoever wrote this email is not
thinking about our country, or what is
important.”
Indeed the fake Bill Cosby rant is not from the
adored actor, but from former state senator of
Massachusetts Robert A. Hall. An excerpt from
the rant reads,
“I’m 83. Except for brief period in the 50?s
when I was doing my National Service, I’ve
worked hard since I was 17. Despite some
health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks,
and haven’t called in sick in seven or eight
years. I make a good salary, but I didn’t inherit
my job or my income, and I worked to get
where I am. Given the economy, there’s no
retirement in sight, and I’m tired. Very tired.
“I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread
the wealth” to people who don’t have my work
ethic. I’m tired of being told the government
will take the money I earned, by force if
necessary, and give it to people too lazy to
earn it.
“I’m tired of being told that I have to pay more
taxes to “keep people in their homes.” Sure, if
they lost their jobs or got sick, I’m willing to
help. But if they bought McMansions at three
times the price of our paid-off, $250,000
condo, on one-third of my salary, then let the
leftwing Congresscritters who passed Fannie
and Freddie and the Community Reinvestment
Act that created the bubble help them — with
their own
Read more at http://americanlivewire.com/
fake-bill-cosby-rant/
btw, cosby was born in 1937, making him 75
Foreign Affairs / Bill Cosby "I'm 83 And Tired" by samsy5460(m): 11:15pm On May 07, 2013
I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and Iworked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.
I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'mtired of being told the governmentwill take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.
I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a lawtells them to.
I'm tired of being told that out of"tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no onefrom these countries are allowed tofund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did agiant germ rush out of a dark alley,grab them, and stuff white powderup their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I'm really tired of people who don'ttake responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.
I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming moneyfrom the Government.
Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'mjust sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in. There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of ussends it on! This is your chance to make a difference.
“I’m 83 and I'm tired. If you don't agree you are part of the problem!
Politics / Re: 2015: Merger Parties Pick Buhari by samsy5460(m): 4:52pm On May 05, 2013
Rhino.5dm:
What is progressive in choosing a 70 something years old man? The proponent of this merger party are indeed sick, bereft of any progressive tendencies if Buhari is their candidate. Even my dog knows that Buhari is an expired product, who cannot win election in Nigeria of today.

I can safely conclude that PDP and by extension Jonathan(sic) is going to remain in Aso Rock come 2015. indeed this is another political blunder and harakiri by the oppositions. So they'll print posters with Buhari for president in 2015? smh!
.....and then we have a loser!!!!!
Lets wait for the winner!!!
Nairaland / General / Forgive & Lighten Your Burden... by samsy5460(m): 10:58am On May 02, 2013
The power of forgiveness is an awesome thing. No relationship can survive without it, much less thrive. Whatever the issue, forgiveness sets both sides free, takes a weapon out ofsatan’s hands, and opens the door forGod to go to work in the situation. This is never more so than in your family. The truth is, it’s easier to forgive an enemy you seldom see than a loved one you have to live withevery day. But you must do it.
George Herbert said, ‘He who cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge overwhich he must pass himself.’ Paul writes: ‘…Clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against oneanother. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love…’ (Colossians 3:12-14 NIV).
Teach your children how to forgive. If you expose them to your anger, make sure that they’re also around when you show grace. Teach them how to deal with the issue, without attacking the person. Let them know that a difference of opinion can lead toa decision that makes things better foreveryone, and that as a family member you can be ‘wrong’ and still be treated right. This may mean teaching them things you were never taught.
If so, learn from your parents mistakes and don’t pass them on to your children. ‘…Do not let the sun godown while you are still angry, and do not give the devil a foothold’ (Ephesians 4:26-27 NIV). In other words, forgive when you are hurt, and don’t take your resentments to bed.
Have a bless day and leave a free and peaceful life as you Let go of anger and malice...Let Love Lead.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Begged To Join PDP, But We Refused - Metuh by samsy5460(m): 10:45pm On May 01, 2013
Ptimes: The spokesperson of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Olisa Metuh, has claimed that the Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, on several occasions, begged the leadership of the party to let him decamp to the PDP.

He said the governor was consistently turned down by the Nigerian ruling party.

Mr. Metuh, who spoke via a statement on Wednesday, “urged the Edo State Governor, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole to be bold enough to tell Nigerians how many times he begged to join the PDP but was turned down”.

” The same PDP which Adams went on all fours, begging to join on several occasions has suddenly become the ” party of rogues” because of his desperation to justify the massive rigging and democratic aberration that was local government elections in Edo state.

Read details at: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/132203-oshiomhole-begged-to-join-pdp-but-we-refused-metuh.html
We have almighty God to thank for his rejection.
Just look at him now...!

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Jokes Etc / True Story At The American Courts by samsy5460(m): 6:43pm On Apr 29, 2013
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calmwhile the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, theone living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does itaffect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present whenyour picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I needa different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance herethis morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the timeI finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. grin grin

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Religion / Re: If Someone Slaps You Would You Turn The Other Cheek. by samsy5460(m): 1:30pm On Apr 21, 2013
ijawkid:

Why would you want to slap him in the first place??......you must be high on your juju shekpe to just slap someone impulsively....

Just pray to your gods say the pastor no be Oyedepo.......grin
My brethren, do not forget this before you go slapping someone. Jesus Himself told the devil itself, ''thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God'' Well, if you do, before you remember if Jesus meant for you to take it literarilly or not, He go do don blind your eye. Goodluck with that!
Foreign Affairs / Lets Pray.... by samsy5460(m): 11:49pm On Apr 15, 2013
Please join me to pray for the victims of the Boston marathon blasts. For the injured, God's healing & total comfort. For the dead, strenght to their family to ease them through the pain of lose. For us that prayed these prayers, may He make our prayers His top priority.

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Romance / Love & Pain....er by samsy5460(m): 9:29am On Apr 11, 2013
Have you ever had to go to the Emergency Room after a sexual mishap, a conflict with your lover, or sustained an injury in the throes of passion?
I'm doing some research on this topic and I'd love to hear your stories.
Thanks! embarassed
Science/Technology / Re: Cow Delivers Quadruplets In Jigawa by samsy5460(m): 12:13am On Mar 30, 2013
free2ryhme: What is so spectacular or mysterious about this? Anyway,cow are valued more than humans in that part of the country!
A little funny but right my bro...just a coupla days back i read of more than 40 communities where giving birth to twins is considered a taboo and these kids therefore are sacrificed to their bling stupid gods. while here they are rolling the drums out to celebrate a cow that has given birth to quad. Makes one wonder really.
Religion / Re: Common Denomination In Church Offering Bags by samsy5460(m): 2:13pm On Mar 10, 2013
I'm not really sure about other churches tho, but in my church, BLWorld, giving out our best as an offering or tithe, is a lifestyle. My eight year old kid would not settle for less than a hundred naira as an offering in church. And at home during our daily family fellowship, she gives atleast 20 naira. Orientation goes a long way.
Romance / This Age Thing... by samsy5460(m): 5:25am On Mar 08, 2013
Why do most people, especially female (girls in particular) lie about their age on dating sites. What is rationale. Is it just another AFRICAN thing? undecidedWhy do most people, especially female (girls in particular) lie about their age on dating sites. What is the rationale. Is it just another AFRICAN thing? angry
Politics / Re: Chime Flown Abroad Again On Medical Grounds by samsy5460(m): 8:39am On Mar 04, 2013
fogman,:
Daily Times has just been informed that the Enugu State Governor, Sullivan Chime has been flown abroad again following complications on his health condition.

Governor Sullivan Chime returned to Nigeria two weeks ago after spending four months in hospital abroad and since he returned, the governor has been incommunicado leaving speculations that his return in the first place was ‘packaged’ to show that he was still in control of affairs of the state.

It is not yet clear the manner in which his movement aboard was arranged and to which hospital. Daily Times will be keep you updated on this.

Culled: Daily Times
http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/breaking-news-enugu-governor-sullivan-chime-flown-abroad-again-medical-grounds

Corruption & AIDS don get cure?
Pikin wey say im mama no go.....(I dey turn my garri) chei!

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Religion / Back-to-sender Doctrine Is Anti- Christ by samsy5460(m): 7:49am On Feb 28, 2013
The truth is that the back-to-sender
doctrine is anti-Christ in its purest form.
The back-to-sender prayers are occultic
stunts. That’s the Word of God.
Ever heard of back-to-sender prayers? If
you
are in Nigeria, you must have. Other
variants
of the prayer is fire-for-fire, dangerous
prayers, etc.
The back-to-sender prayer is one of the
worst
things to have hit the Body of Christ in the
last
15 years. It is pure evil and in direct
disobedience to our Lord and Saviour Jesus
Christ.
I recall when I was a teenager, some
preacher
got up on the pulpit at a crusade and said,
“The Bible says, turn the other cheek, but
for
me if you slap me, I will slap you back.” And
he
succeeded in getting most of his audience
riled
up. Some other preacher said that David
said,
“God prepares a table before me in the
presence of my enemies.” But his own
prayer
is, “God prepare a table before me in the
absence of my enemies.” And his audience
was
equally energized.
I wish I knew then, what I know now.
Perhaps,
I would have rescued some people around
me
from what I believe was the onset of a
wave of
wrong teaching and the practice of a
doctrine
that has consumed so many Christians,
denied
them their blessings, and prevented them
from
realizing their true potential.
You see, that’s the enemy at work, and the
only way he works is to change a word or
two,
turn God’s Word upside down and get you
to
practice the opposite of what God instructs
so
that you automatically step out of favour
with
God, then bad things begin to happen and
then
you would naturally ascribe those events to
him and he becomes even happier. Why?
He
didn’t do anything but deceive you into
creating your circumstances for yourself,
but
he is nonetheless pleased that you think it
is
him. Why? Because the moment you begin
to
ascribe powers to him, wrong things start
happening in your life. Why? You create
your
own realities and because he doesn’t have
any
power so it’s a wrong diagnosis of your
problem
to start with. And a wrong diagnosis means
that a wrong solution will be applied. And a
wrong solution means that the problem will
persist. “My people are destroyed for lack
of
knowledge.” saith the LORD. Hosea 4:6
Back-to-sender is all about sending back
evil to
whoever sent it to you. Back-to-sender
prayers involved a set of activities which
involve using words to turn back any
spiritual
evil sent towards the person and direct it
back
to the source which is another person.
This back-to-sender circuit has become
very
popular and creative too, I might add.
People
have written books, and built empires, and
obtained global fame and recognition by
promoting the back-to-sender doctrine. I
have
heard or read some very comical prayer
points spawned by this doctrine of fear.
Some
pastors have unknowingly adopted the
doctrine because it sounds right and
appears
scriptural and because the forerunners
appear
to be “making it in ministry”.
The truth is that the back-to-sender
doctrine is
anti-Christ in its purest form. The back-to-
sender prayers are occultic stunts. That’s
the
Word of God.
Our Lord Jesus Christ instructed us directly
and
as clearly as any instruction can be. “But I
say
unto you, Love your enemies, bless them
that
curse you, do good to them that hate you,
and
pray for them which despitefully use you,
and
persecute you;.” Matthew 5:44 So, where
did
all this “Anybody who is planning my death,
fall
and die” come from? Jesus Christ taught us
to
forgive those who hurt us, ““I tell you, not
seven times, but seventy-seven times.”
Matthew 18:21-22 and He even taught us
to
remind our Heavenly Father about our
having
forgiven others who offended us when we
prayer. [Read the Lord’s Prayer at
Matthew
6:9-13 and Luke 11:2-4] Where does the
“any
evil arrow sent in my direction, back to the
sender” chime come in? These scripture
show
that back-to-sender is anti-Christ.
How is it an occultic stunt? If someone
sends
evil your way, it is definitely not the Holy
Spirit
or angels that are meant to execute it. It
has
to be demons. So, if you are communicating
with demons and sending them on errands
to
other human beings, it means you are a
demonist, a diabolical person and one who
operates in the spirit realm using demons to
execute his instructions or wishes is an
occultist. A Christian who does this is no
better
than the person who sent the evil to him in
the
first place. If it is witchcraft, returning it is
an
act of witchcraft.
This evil has got to stop. Back-to-sender
prayers is the worst kind of fear. Christians
need not be afraid of anything. Our Lord
Jesus
said it, “Nothing shall by any means hurt
you.”
Believe him and stop walking in fear but in
love.
Luke 10:19
Ever since back-to-sender prayers started,
how many have been answered? Some
testify,
“I prayed and my evil uncle died.” Okay, no
arguments. But, the testifier is 50 years
old.
The evil uncle must be over 70 years. Isn’t
70
years an okay time to depart this evil
world?
Someone has got to die. Every man has an
appointment with death someday. Even the
testifier will die someday.
The vast majority of the people practicing
back
to sender are living in frustration. Their
prayers
are not answered. Grace has departed
from
them. They are missing out on the
goodness of
the Kingdom and I feel sorry for them and
every Christian who knows the truth should
too.
Religion / Sex Before Marriage?" by samsy5460(m): 10:30pm On Feb 25, 2013
Question:
"What does the Bible say about sex before
marriage?"
Answer:
There is no Hebrew or Greek word used in the
Bible that precisely refers to sex before
marriage.
The Bible undeniably condemns adultery and
sexual immorality, but is sex before marriage
considered sexually immoral?
According to 1 Corinthians 7:2, “yes” is the
clear answer: “But since there is so much
immorality, each man should have his own wife,
and each woman her own husband.”
In this verse,
Paul states that marriage is the “cure” for
sexual immorality.
First Corinthians 7:2 is essentially saying that,
because people cannot control themselves
and so many are having immoral sex outside of
marriage, people should get married.
Then they can fulfill their passions in a moral
way.
Since 1 Corinthians 7:2 clearly includes sex
before marriage in the definition of sexual
immorality,
all of the Bible verses that condemn sexual
immorality as being sinful also condemn sex
before marriage as sinful.
Sex before marriage is included in the biblical
definition of sexual immorality.
There are numerous Scriptures that declare
sex before marriage to be a sin
(Acts 15:20;
1 Corinthians 5:1; 6:13, 18; 10:8;
2 Corinthians 12:21;
Galatians 5:19;
Ephesians 5:3;
Colossians 3:5;
1 Thessalonians 4:3;
Jude 7).
The Bible promotes complete abstinence before
marriage.
Sex between a husband and his wife is the only
form of sexual relations of which God approves
(Hebrews 13:4).
Far too often we focus on the “recreation”
aspect of sex without recognizing that there is
another aspect—procreation.
Sex within marriage is pleasurable, and God
designed it that way.
God wants men and women to enjoy sexual
activity within the confines of marriage.
Song of Solomon and several other Bible
passages (such as Proverbs 5:19) clearly
describe the pleasure of sex.
However,
the couple must understand that God’s intent
for sex includes producing children.
Thus, for a couple to engage in sex before
marriage is doubly wrong—they are enjoying
pleasures not intended for them,
and they are taking a chance of creating a
human life outside of the family structure God
intended for every child.
While practicality does not determine right from
wrong,
if the Bible's message on sex before marriage
were obeyed, there would be
far fewer sexually transmitted diseases,
far fewer abortions,
far fewer unwed mothers and unwanted
pregnancies, and
far fewer children growing up without both
parents in their lives.
Abstinence
is God’s only policy when it comes to sex before
marriage.
Abstinence
saves lives,
protects babies,
gives sexual relations the proper value, and,
most importantly, honors God.

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Religion / Jesus, We Love You Because . . . by samsy5460(m): 10:24pm On Feb 25, 2013
...You gave your life that we might have forgiveness of our sins.
"In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins:
Colossians 1:14
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Does Men Rarely Cry? by samsy5460(m): 9:01am On Feb 09, 2013
...they don't want to be seen as weak...
Nairaland / General / The Difference Between 'finish' & 'complete...' by samsy5460(m): 11:42pm On Feb 08, 2013
My cousin sent me this in an email...so I just
had to share it!
No dictionary has been able to adequately
explain the difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED.However, in a recent linguistic
conference held in London, England,and
attended by some of the best linguists in the
world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese,
was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is
no difference between COMPLETE and
FINISHED. Please explain the difference
between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way
that is easy to understand.
Here is his astute answer: "When you marry
the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But,
when you marry the wrong woman, you are
FINISHED. And when the right one catches
you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY
FINISHED!" ;DMy cousin sent me this in an email...so I just
had to share it!
No dictionary has been able to adequately
explain the difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED.However, in a recent linguistic
conference held in London, England,and
attended by some of the best linguists in the
world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese,
was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is
no difference between COMPLETE and
FINISHED. Please explain the difference
between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way
that is easy to understand.
Here is his astute answer: "When you marry
the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But,
when you marry the wrong woman, you are
FINISHED. And when the right one catches
you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY
FINISHED!"My cousin sent me this in an email...so I just
had to share it!
No dictionary has been able to adequately
explain the difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED.However, in a recent linguistic
conference held in London, England,and
attended by some of the best linguists in the
world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese,
was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is
no difference between COMPLETE and
FINISHED. Please explain the difference
between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way
that is easy to understand.
Here is his astute answer: "When you marry
the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But,
when you marry the wrong woman, you are
FINISHED. And when the right one catches
you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY
FINISHED!"
Nairaland / General / Why Does Men Rarely Cry? by samsy5460(m): 11:08pm On Feb 08, 2013
Ego? Pride?
Religion / A High Calling by samsy5460(m): 9:09am On Feb 07, 2013
I have fought a good fight, I have finished my
course, I have kept the faith.
2 Timothy 4:7
The phrase “I have finished my course” as used
by Apostle Paul in the above verse gives an idea
that he knew what he was called to do: his
divine purpose in God. He had located himself in
God’s divine plan for his life and functioned in it
perfectly. No wonder, when he was through, he
knew, and boldly declared, “I have fought a
good fight….”
If you don’t know what you’re called to do in the
first place, you wouldn’t know when you’re
through, neither would you be able to measure
your progress. You’ve got to know what your
purpose in this life is. Sadly, many don’t realize
what they’ve been called to do. “Is everyone in
the world called to do something?” you might
ask. In a sense, yes! Everybody is called to fulfil
a purpose in this life, but not everyone is called
to fulfil a purpose that’s specific to God and His
Kingdom.
This is the reason why as Christians, we have
the highest calling because our mandate is
divine. God has entrusted His number one
business to us, and that is soul winning. You’re
not in this world to “complete the square” or
balance the ecosystem; you’re called to fulfil the
greatest and most honourable responsibility
there could ever be! You’ve been appointed to
be a faithful steward and minister of
reconciliation; what a high calling!
The Apostle Paul talked about the crown of
righteousness, which the Lord has reserved for
everyone who fulfils this divine commission of
preaching the Gospel (2 Timothy 4:cool. Jesus said
in Luke 19:13, “…occupy till I come”; that means
preach the Gospel. Do everything you must do
to get the Gospel to everyone in your world and
in the outer districts, because the Master is
coming back soon. Be compelled by His love and
preach the Gospel with everything you’ve got.
Make it your passion, for that’s your calling in
this life, and it’s a high calling!
PRAYER
Dear Father, I thank you for granting me length
of days, and for helping me fulfil my destiny and
calling in Christ. I’m running my race swiftly,
pressing towards the mark for the prize of the
high calling of God in Christ Jesus under the
inspiration of your Spirit and guidance of your
Word, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.
FURTHER STUDY
2 Thessalonians 1:11
1 Corinthians 9:16

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Religion / Don't Be So Quick To Judge by samsy5460(m): 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2013
The Samaritans were considered second class
citizens to the Jews because they were of
another race. No matter what race we are as a
people we don't need to look down on people
of a mixed race or any race God created us all
equal.
NUMBERS 12:1 And Miriam and Aaron spake
against Moses because of the Ethiopian woman
whom he had married: for he had married an
Ethiopian woman.
If we will look in our past we will find out that
there were several different races of people in
most family's The main thing we need is what
God tells us.
PROVERBS 13:3 He that keepeth his mouth
keepeth his life: but he that openeth wide his
lips shall have destruction.
After we get over ourselves judging for any
reason Christ asks all Christians to tell
everyone the good news.
LUKE 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but
sinners to repentance.
If you're not saved today ask God for salvation
in Jesus Christ's Name. Saying this prayer is a
way to declare to God that you are relying on
Jesus Christ for your salvation.
The words themselves will not save you. Only
faith "full belief" in Jesus Christ can provide
salvation.
“Dear Heavenly father I know that I have
sinned against you and am deserving of
punishment. But Christ took the punishment
that I deserve, so that through faith in Him I
could be forgiven?"
"Jesus Christ, with your help I place my trust in
you for salvation, and I ask that you will
forgive me of my sins. I thank you for your
wonderful grace and forgiveness.”
Go tell a Christian church you have asked
Christ for salvation and go to Sunday school
you'll find fellowship and the study of the bible
to be a great help as you grow as a Christian.
Family / Re: Man Insists On Seeing Suitor's Office Before Blessing The Marriage by samsy5460(m): 1:23pm On Feb 06, 2013
Vikin: cheesy
It happened to my younger sister, this one from South Africa came calling to marry my sister. My dad enquiry about his job and he said he was a lecturer in SA.

Anyway, Popsi demanded on the condition that him ( Popsi) wil visit his office in SA before giving out his precious daughter.
The guy demanded for my sister to visit or my dad should google the Internet and find out about the school himself.

Anyway, Popsi said that he will do the visit not his daughter. cheesy

It never work out though, she is now with her new hubby.

Poster, parents do this to make sure their children don't go into a marriage that will probably fail or bring trouble to their wards. Especially the Igbo ppl, they believe in marriage is for better for worst. Let him come over to visit your friend, he shouldn't be worried if he has nothing to hide.
Are you certain he has nothing to hide If na you nko...give your kid to a kidnapper in businessman's suit to wife...be sure to get her back in a few years or maybe even months later as a widow...if she is lucky that is. Papa & mama...shine yours eyes ooo.
Jokes Etc / "Funeral Procession" by samsy5460(m): 7:51pm On Feb 05, 2013
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when
he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following
the first hearse was a second hearse, which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along,
followed by a dog, and then about 200 men
walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to
the man following the second hearse and asked
him who was in the first hearse. "My wife," the
man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What
happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she
died." Dave then asked who was in the second
hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My
dog bit her and she died as well." "Can I borrow
your dog?" "Get in line." replied the man.

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