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Business / Re: How Much Can You Earn From Affiliate Marketing? by samuelchimmy(m): 5:38pm On Dec 02, 2018
ednut1:
Truth is ur making no money. If u were u would focus on it 100% and not 3k ebooks .imagine instablog or tunde ednut selling ebook on how to make money on insta grin We are not fools here
i tell you its like a yahoo boy going from street to street looking for boys to teach work...... grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Lady Blocks Bank’s Entrance After Fraudsters Wiped Her Account by samuelchimmy(m): 3:20pm On Dec 01, 2018
PennywysCares:
Na so
D babe is an illiterate.
Why the heck would you send ur Bank details to some fucckin number in this era wer everybody don wise up, she could have take a work to the bank
Igbo-Yoruba internet fraudsters don chop ham be dat

What's that

Phones / Re: TECNO Camon 11 Pro Unboxing, Specifications & First Impressions + Price (photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 3:16pm On Dec 01, 2018
correctBlogger:
The only time i will start buying all these recent Infinix and Tecno phones with notches is only when they start using those notches for something useful and meaningful, like adding a real working 3D Face Unlock.. Now nobody should come here to shout at me telling me that all those are premium features and are only meant for premium smart phones.. My friend, almost all Xiaomi midrange phones nowadays has it, Huawei doesn't even care if it is a midrange, low-end, high end phone or not, they are putting it in almost everywhere.. even Vivo has it.. so what are you saying.. why can't Tecno and Infinix just copy something meaningful for once...

But anyways.. i'm patiently waiting for this year's Infinix Zero 6 sha.. at least nowadays i can trust Infinix more better than Tecno.. heard the phone will even come in a glass finished body..

But oga Henry007, why haven't we been hearing any news or even runors concerning the phone na.. at least let's be anticipating for something.. abi have Infinix and Tecno finally decided to ditch the Zero and Phantom lineups?.. Thank you.


At the same price tecno are selling ?
Phones / Re: UPDATE: Someone Please Help Me Find OKE JOHN ADEWALE by samuelchimmy(m): 10:41pm On Nov 30, 2018
dragnet:

send another money to his account and put messages in the description/note grin
best solution so far ,
Send something migre

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded? Share Your Story. by samuelchimmy(m): 10:02pm On Nov 30, 2018
anonymous96:

If it was a typo,error,shorthand or u genuinely don't kno how to spell "me" I wud hv ignored, I am not in d "business" of correcting people's mistake or grammer.
But a grown person writing me as mii is just dumb. That is y i asked if u were 13. Only a teenager shld write like that..
La my pi le man be this,always out to pin point an error

Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded? Share Your Story. by samuelchimmy(m): 9:58pm On Nov 30, 2018
Oyerinde16:


Mehn na die o, GNLD. I will never agree, I once came to Lagos for interview from pH, I met people all the way from kano, most were work in but looking for better alternative, thank God some of us get better craze for head, after the yeye test, motivational jagons then came the we have to pay for license, that's where one guy from kano said so u invite me all the way from kano to come n sell drugs in Lagos walahi you must pay me my transport to n fro, I ginger some guys ginger as well, initially they said they will get back to the guy, the guy refused, I ginger the guy again some guys began to leave, they wanted to use force but we were many urging him no to back down, trouble escalated when 1 of the gnld guys heard me calling soldiers from Ikeja cantonment, they quickly called d 2 of us in n gave us 10k each, we spoke in Hausa it wasn't enough, the guy broke a glass jar in d managers office n demanded 30k they eventually begs us with #15k each, they exited us through the back door but we came back to the gate to tell others we have being settled, those guys turned the place upside down , I heard the manager n one top madam escaped while their foot soldiers received some beatings.
my belle oooo

Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded? Share Your Story. by samuelchimmy(m): 8:24pm On Nov 30, 2018
Joshrob:


Nor be small thing that day o..I just zero mind trek am
e nor far LA, me and hostel mates actually trek from oz to oleh just to use swimming pool 5h
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded? Share Your Story. by samuelchimmy(m): 8:23pm On Nov 30, 2018
temmytee2309:
I av never had any cause to be stranded.. cos I always moved abt with cash gen if it's little. And if it eventually happens...na trekking things o cos I don't know how to beg.
My nigg we are in the same boat.... I hope this kinda shit doesn't happen to me, the last time it wanted to happen to me ,I convinced the driver to take me to my houx so I can pau him ..... Thanks to my innocent looking face

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Crime / Re: Vigilante Members Kill Lawyer Hours After Being Called To Bar (Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:56pm On Nov 30, 2018
I will not be surprised if the lawyer uttered these statements
"Do you know who I am'
'Do you know who my father is'

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Crime / Re: Vigilante Members Kill Lawyer Hours After Being Called To Bar (Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:53pm On Nov 30, 2018
[quote author=squash47 post=73442080]he couldn't even use his learned skill to defeat ordinary vigilante,what exactly did he learn in school?[/quote

]
I think it was what he learnt in school that got him killed,never argue with some one with a weapon , especially firearm ..... Its damages is often irreparable..... Rip to the dead
Crime / Re: Vigilante Members Kill Lawyer Hours After Being Called To Bar (Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:52pm On Nov 30, 2018
squash47:
he couldn't even use his learned skill to defeat ordinary vigilante,what exactly did he learn in school?

I think it was what he learnt in school that got him killed,never argue with some one with a weapon , especially firearm ..... Its damages is often irreparable..... Rip to the dead

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Politics / Re: Court Can’t Compel Us To Prosecute Fani-kayode, Abaribe, Others For Kanu’s Escap by samuelchimmy(m): 11:57am On Nov 30, 2018
Xdde
Crime / Re: Robber Begs Mob To Remove Charmed Ring From Finger Before Dying by samuelchimmy(m): 11:48am On Nov 30, 2018
Fake news
Crime / Re: Yahoo Plus: "If Dem Go Use You, Dem Go Use You..." (Screenshot) by samuelchimmy(m): 11:33am On Nov 30, 2018
quivah:

IamD, thank you for this advice. I work and I make my OWN money, any one I see or hear or notice to be into fraud or yahoo or robbery, I flee from them. Guys that patronize who.res, smoke or drink heavily and womanize, I flee from.. Invariably, I flee from people like you and most %% of naija guys, cause you are evil and heartless.
I am not a leeche, but I am human enough to know being a leech or not, evil people are using women all around. A 15 year old girl was killed for rituals, she was leeching? A student seeking accommodation was killed, she was leeching?

Na your sisters and mum dem go use, even your unborn girls, after all if dem go use dem, cut their private parts, comot their eyes, dem go use dem!! I am ranting cause people are killing people and you are here looking for justification!. You must be very stu.pid, evil doer!

Haba sis calm down LA......
Technology Market / Re: Items For Urgent Sale(Electronic/Phones) by samuelchimmy(m): 10:17pm On Nov 29, 2018
BusinessMogul12:
IPhone 5c going cheap.. 22k
still available? Chat me on Whatsapp with the number on my sig
Education / Re: Tension As Another Adekunle Ajasin Student Is Used For Money Ritual In Ijebu-ode by samuelchimmy(m): 5:14pm On Nov 29, 2018
i weep for my country.....
the fact that the same thing is happening delsu,delta state is driving me crazy cry cry
Romance / Re: . by samuelchimmy(m): 5:01pm On Nov 29, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



THIS PARTICULAR SPECIE OF IDIOT IS UNIQUE AND RARE.

RITUALS WITH BEER BOTTLE CROWN CORKS?? THERE'S NOTHING WE WON'T SEE AMONG GULLIBLE RAMS.





its obvious you are ignorant of the things of the spirit,nor be me go tell you wetin corks mean
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy “Runs Mad” In Benin After His Father’s Death. Photos by samuelchimmy(m): 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2018
ZKOSOSO:
What's happening...?

Delta
Ogun
Lagos
Edo
Osun

Is Ritual Killings now the Solution....? It's scary. Very scary!!

i nor scary bros come to delsu , delta state and see the real scary, right now its a war zone, soldiers everywhere... it has become too rampant 9 in every 10boys here want to do... you wont believe but there are more cars (venza,benz and spider) than humans here

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Romance / Re: Groom With 6 Packs Removes His Clothes To Dance For His Bride. See Reactions by samuelchimmy(m): 7:47pm On Nov 28, 2018
Wetin be this na

Career / Re: Help! My Boss Is Taking Credit For My Work by samuelchimmy(m): 7:40pm On Nov 28, 2018
I think I can give my own migre quota....
Sir first of all this is a job,and not your personal business
Do not resent your boss,believe me 'most' bosses are like that
Keep doing your best- don't decide to do lesser than you can do because of your boss..
You never can tell how you will shine. ..
Lastly your boss is your friend ,you can ask for favours (don't know if that's ethical though)
Romance / Re: Kim Kardashian's Obsessed Male Fan Gets 2 Surgeries To Have Same Backside As Her by samuelchimmy(m): 7:11pm On Nov 28, 2018
Shakes head and leaves thread

Travel / Re: Ghiath: Dubai Police Acquires The Most Advanced Police Car by samuelchimmy(m): 10:21am On Nov 28, 2018
steam74:


It's ok not to say anything sometimes. It prevents others from knowing how ignorant you are.

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Deltans Meet Here! by samuelchimmy(m): 10:20am On Nov 28, 2018
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Travel / Re: Ghiath: Dubai Police Acquires The Most Advanced Police Car by samuelchimmy(m): 10:04am On Nov 28, 2018
Expensive cars but ugly uniforms
Technology Market / Re: sold by samuelchimmy(m): 9:39am On Nov 28, 2018
Interested sir,do you ship to delta state ,is it unlocked, pls reply fast
Technology Market / Re: Quality 8GB Atm/credit Card Flash Drive at cheap prices. by samuelchimmy(m): 9:11am On Nov 28, 2018
Sorry I don't understand this is used ,as I javr not used them before ,how can i use them on my pc
Is a memory stick,if so how much data can it hold ....
Pls enlighten me I want to buy bulk
Car Talk / Re: The 2018 Edition Of The Motorsport Championship In Pictures (PHOTOS) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:49am On Nov 28, 2018
Where is davido motorsport
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Singer, Fuse ODG Poses With Dark Skin Queens (photo) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:45am On Nov 28, 2018
OsuMustGo:

U see your upside down brain?

White?
What is white? Like snow color abi?

Is it possible for someone's skin color to be white?

Stop fooling your self this morning sir..... And correct your yamayama mistake that is a disgrace to your ancestors

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Phones / Re: Realme U1: World's First Mediatek-helio P70 Smartphone To Launch November 28. by samuelchimmy(m): 7:40am On Nov 28, 2018
Another one
We contending with the already full crap smartphones n the world and this one?

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Singer, Fuse ODG Poses With Dark Skin Queens (photo) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:34am On Nov 28, 2018
OsuMustGo:
Dirty smelly skins.....
Assuming its a white man who this statement, the whole Africa would want to stone him to death including you....

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Singer, Fuse ODG Poses With Dark Skin Queens (photo) by samuelchimmy(m): 7:31am On Nov 28, 2018
franchasng:
Black is beautiful undecided

If not for modern laws and Christianity, 99.9% of men would want to have this number of wives and concubines to be truly happy lipsrsealed

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