Tapout:
what's wrong with the jeans op??

I can't quite figure out what is wrong with this pair of jeans.
Op you must be high on something

So about 6 months ago, I got hooked up with a girl, she's being kind of throwing green lights to me... So I made a pass at her.... Well she refused saying we could only be friends, i gave up after all my arsenal got empty....


Well fast forward to 2months now, this babe has been demanding all sort of stuffs, from recharge cards to transport fares, even feeding, this evening, I got pissed off (though she has no idea of it)

She asked what I ate, and I replied, indomie, she then suggested that I buy cartons of indomies for her when she will be resuming, in January.....
And that I should send her transport fare to come back from school. She's beautiful,

I'm above this help, but I feel like am been a mugu for her....
.
We are good friends, apart from this, shes a nice girl.... But I think she's tryna use me.... I wouldn't think this way though if I haven't had a Convo with her when she jokingly told me she's all about a guy's money, I saw her with.....



Relationship gurus in the house how can I handle this issue....

Obviously I don't know your aim for doing this, but I can assure you, no sane Nigerian will pay 120$ for a biatchie they can't see or touch... No internet love down here bruv, try to spend your time with more meaningful stuffs, or you could come down here to learn romance scam proper if you are that idle

sapeleboi:
big boy, when I grow up will like to be like you

Sapeleboi I dey observe you with 3d glasses

BruncleZuma:


12Guage...or birthmark

I remember quite vividly, he was shot by a drunk police officer at an occasion in anambra

HOW TO IDENTIFY A FAKE MEMORY CARD

Rewind to early this year, I ordered for some stuffs including memory cards from an online store (name withheld for reasons best known to me, well the mcard turned out to be fake... It didn't pain me that much Sha, because it was awfully cheap. This was the same reason why I didn't buy from physical stores in my area.... This same reason... In fact you can hardly get a good mcard in Nigeria except its follow_come, these days phones hardly come with mcard sef (thanks to my igbo brothers)...

Well the result of this misfortune is that I got result from researching
memory cards � for 3months.

with this simple steps you can easily evade buying a fake SD card

1.BEFORE U
You BUY A MEMORYCARD ,MAKE SURE your PHONE CAN DETECT AND FUNCTION WITH SUCH HIGH CAPACITY MEMORY Card. Especially 32g mcards

2.WHENEVER YOU INSERT A MEMORY CARD INTO YOUR PHONE, AND YOUR PHONE REQUESTS THAT IT SHOULD BE FORMATED BEFORE USE... PROCEED... IF IT FORMATS SUCCESSFULLY, THEN YOU ARE ONE STEP TO BUYING AN ORIGINAL MEMORY CARD.. �

3. EVERY MEMORY CARD HAS A STANDARD CAPACITY, THEY ARE AS FOLLOW.. ANYTHING BELOW THIS IS FAKE
32G _ 29.48g actual capacity
16G_ 14.8G actual capacity
8G_7.42G actual Capacity
This is totally normal based on chip configurations and other memory card storage calculations you don't want me to bore you with..

4.ALWAYS ENDEAVOR TO LOAD THE MCARD WITH AT LEAST 2GIG OF DATA ( VIDEOS ESPECIALLY)..
Monitor the behavior of the data loaded..., if the videos skip, then that memory card is either faulty or outright fake..

If the memory card passes all this step, congratulations � my brother/sister you just bought an original memory card....

If you want a guaranteed original memory card � you can call or Whatsapp the number in my signature location is delta state but I shop nationwide
Available in bulk and retail
By CHYMMYTECH PC


Source:https://chimmysblog./2018/12/12/how-to-identify-a-fake-memory-card/

Mind what your kids watch on TV... Rip to the dead

Dont you have a fairly used budget laptop?

Awuu, what a beautiful couple

What are you ,? A princess?, is like you are sexually starved..... If you nor find dick for quick you ggo just die of konji ,dey dia....

Must be one of those SA pervert.. This is dia work, looks gory

peterphd:


Oga I no hold you o. I'm sure you've never seen me preaching inside bus or shouting with a bomb strapped to my chest. How have I bothered you? With truth typed on a mobile. Nwokem, shift make I see road.

Oya wetin you dey do for here ,didn't you see where it was written Shiloh...... Why did you bother to click.... Hopeless hidiot

No,its the other way round.... Cos you are too old for my liking

WHY ALWAYS IGBO,/? SOME GROUP OF PEOPLE IN NNCA WONT LIKE THIS

why always igbo

Omg

Wuraola01:




Of course not.

Ok

WRola:
Good day Sirs/Mas, pls kindly assist me. I'm a final year student having difficulty completing my school and hostel fee. The registration portal was recently locked and reopened for just six days. As at today 07/12/18 we've just a day left.
I'm the sponsor of myself, I work during holidays to come up with my fees but during the just concluded holiday I was sick so I couldn't work. I've not been able to attend classes due to hustle to get this fees paid. I'm highly depressed and don't know what else to do or whom to approach for help.
Pls assist me as you deem fit. May God bless you and grant you all you desire.
I've proof to back my claim.

. You?, my instinct tell me you wuraola01

Jayhazard:

So he should put his life at risk just to prove a point (that he doesn't have a weak heart)? What are his chances of coming out victorious if he embraces "greater" violence?

what is he's chances of survival if he keeps mute and do nothing....

Respect55:

I still doubt I will win. Her dad is mostly in and out of the country. He doesn't know all these. Wish I could talk to him for peaceful resolution. I don't trust the police since i don't measure up to their financial status

bros the earlier you take your available chances the better for you , dead man nor dey talk o, hian o my waffi blood dey do me make I send factory resetting slap To you.....

I didn't read any comments ,I'm just here to tell you ,to wake up my friend,what kind of slumber is the devil allowing you to wallow in... .... God I feel like slapping you right now,how can you live in a city for 2years and still be afraid of the city itself,by now you should have blended neatly and have nothing to be afraid of...... What nonsense how can you allow a girl to threaten you like that...... As wise man ,you should know what's giving her mind and uproot that stuff sharply.... Physically or intellectually...... Meet some strong men both legit and "ilegit" .....


Pls don't tell me I don't know anything about pH , cos I worked there for 3 rugged months in which I could have died many times ,but I didn't,......

My advice. If a girl chicken you out,chicken her out back.... Shikina

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Idiot woman

My 150 ,oh God....

The one in my area took 6 whopping months to repair , just about 3 pot holes here and there , with useless heavy machinàries taking up space since then

Sirheny007:
18. Elephants never forget.
19. There is no meat as sweet as 404

Sirhenny I catc you.... Shey you dey go that junction abi

NaijaOlosho:
IMAGINE

AND ALL OF THEM ARE IGBOS


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IGBO AMAKA AND RITUALS ARE LIKE 5 & 6

Hidiot shey all those name na igbo names , read book,you say no ,say na olosho job you wan do

Anybody who does Danpalon transparent roofing sheet sales and installations should pls contact me with number below urgently needed

My friend what are you waiting for to get down to Canaan land for 2018 Shiloh

nomenclature:

Na combination of talent and hardwork and dedication ,grace kill u there..everything na spiritual for una blind eyes

bro it is grace to be in America,

jaxxy:
Are those figures real or.... Wait who watches these $hit on YouTube anyways?

me bro,but sadly all my YouTubers are not in the top ten

gaby:
This is a beautiful and enviable rare achievement these days which is sure worth lauding and celebrating.

But they need to quit exposing these angels almost going out of extinction and grant them a special protection status against the reprobate lazy ass ritualists funkifiedly referred to as "Yahoo plus boys".

truth i will never bring my child out , for this kinda ceremony