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Phones / Re: Infinix Hot5 And Huawei Y6 2017. by samuelchimmy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 24, 2018
Hasheem1hash:
Evening all, pls experience fellas should help me decide between Infinix hot5 and huawei y6 2017. Wanna buy London use phone by tomorrow God's willing!
Hot 5 na phone, I wonder what's giving you liver to compare both phones
Crime / Re: Shocking Details Emerge After Lady “Charmed By Yahoo Boy” Vomited Money. Photo by samuelchimmy(m): 9:53pm On Dec 24, 2018
She's dead self....
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Proves Her Love For Kenneth Petty Is Real (see Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 9:36pm On Dec 24, 2018
In patience Nzokwo voice "Ashawo Nu yoke"

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Romance / Re: I Saw A Nigerian Girl Rock Christian Louboutin Shoes by samuelchimmy(m): 8:58pm On Dec 24, 2018
I don't think it's a biggie, though I don't have one of those, but even street bois rock them down here (original) though base on ehen ehen earnings...
Romance / Re: I Played Too Much. Now I Destroyed My Life by samuelchimmy(m): 8:51pm On Dec 24, 2018
Hmm, I don't even know what to tell this one, well I just want to let you know it's not rosy for every one.... We all expect the best.... The best is not a sure odd, but we do our best anyway... Find a good motivational book to read and elevate your spirit...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Life Savings Of 250k by samuelchimmy(m): 8:29pm On Dec 24, 2018
I think sir, the best advice is for you to join Uber or taxify, leave that ilorin and relocate to somewhere like Lagos or Abuja, I know you think it's not possible looking at the resources you have in your arsenal.

You are afraid of the unknown, I implore you to leave your comfort zone, find a friend or a relative to squat with in these locations...
the truth is you will get more opportunities in these locations as a graduate why driving
Goodluck

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Poses With Ipob Members After Erev Shabbat In Israel(photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 4:09pm On Dec 22, 2018
Is that not an old Pic

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Romance / Re: Don’t Fall In Love On Facebook – Jailed Indian Warns (photo) by samuelchimmy(m): 9:06pm On Dec 21, 2018
Why do Indians still keep mustache
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Highest Number Of Yahoo Boys by samuelchimmy(m): 1:46pm On Dec 21, 2018
adelacuna:



I Am surprised everyone is saying Delta
, just have to come here and see whatsup... i guess you are in lagos, in lagos the percentage of legally working youths is quite higher than those balling with yahoo... but in delta state its simply yahoo... just yahoo
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Highest Number Of Yahoo Boys by samuelchimmy(m): 1:43pm On Dec 21, 2018
Kingluqman:


You mean Ile-ife right grin
edo idiat, ile ife ko efemena ni grin ...

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Romance / Re: Which State Has The Highest Number Of Yahoo Boys by samuelchimmy(m): 1:31pm On Dec 21, 2018
Unik3030:
no mind all those ones wey never commot delta b4. make Dem enter ogbomoso or Ibadan n see real matters. delta just loud cos they mix much of cultism with yahoo n ogume. them still dey learn work
so but most of the so called yahoo in lagos ,oyo and ogun are all rituals
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Highest Number Of Yahoo Boys by samuelchimmy(m): 1:27pm On Dec 21, 2018
nairaman66:


Lagos

Lagos

Lagos

Lagos

Lagos

Lagos

Ogun.

not the enugu i know,ENUGU nor dey at all, and who told you asaba is where yahoo boys in delta state are based
goto oghara,warri, and then ABRAKA (DELSU) AND COME BACK AND REPLY THIS COMMENT...
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Highest Number Of Yahoo Boys by samuelchimmy(m): 1:24pm On Dec 21, 2018
PUSSYHOE:
No disrespect to delta not that it's a good thing, Lagos takes the lead considering the overpopulation.
i disagree bro,ive lived in edo,ph,now delta,delta is their state capital.... grin grin 99% of evry young man/ bwt the ages of 15-35 is a in one way or the other involved in yahoo bussiness
Business / Re: Where Can I Buy These Pls. by samuelchimmy(m): 5:58pm On Dec 18, 2018
onitsha main market
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian 'Rubber Kids' Can Twist Their Bodies Like Snake, Featured On BBC by samuelchimmy(m): 5:55pm On Dec 18, 2018
wtf,thats amazing by the way ... is not only white that can do contortion grin bwt while does bbc nigeria always have an affilliation to northern nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: OMG!! Actor Ninalowo Post With His Delectable Wife Got Fans Talking Photos by samuelchimmy(m): 2:56pm On Dec 18, 2018
my fav actor,
i duff my hat for that your agbero acting in one nollywood movie like that grin grin
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 9:13pm On Dec 14, 2018
MarianaTrench:


You're right.

You're a mugu!
Yes she's winning 1_0
I will tag you when I start winning..... cool
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 9:11pm On Dec 14, 2018
samysmoothfresh:



perfect payback!!!


thats the samuel in you bro cool


when you eventually fvck her, make sure you do it rough and dont give her an orgasm..............fvck her and cum on her damn tits.



Hope you share details when the deed is done though. grin

meanwhile cheers my guy!

Mehn you are making me feel like I've done bro... Will update you
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 8:50pm On Dec 14, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


i no fit believe say na my namesake dey mumu for girl like this so.........girl wey you no dey fvck!!! angry



what's the better idea you have sef..........what did you do?

I want to get her laid, serious one
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 8:48pm On Dec 14, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


i no fit believe say na my namesake dey mumu for girl like this so.........girl wey you no dey fvck!!! angry



what's the better idea you have sef..........what did you do?
I want to get her laid
Romance / Re: South Africa Ranked Highest Porn Online Watchers In Africa by samuelchimmy(m): 8:02pm On Dec 14, 2018
Ubdavis:
For the first time Nigeria is not on the picture for wrong reasons..


Hehehe grin don't take it like that me and you know that the reason Nigerians don't stream porn online is because of data, so they download and share

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Romance / Re: South Africa Ranked Highest Porn Online Watchers In Africa by samuelchimmy(m): 8:00pm On Dec 14, 2018
ObaKlaz:
How far? Naija nor geh level for the matter? grin grin

No watching Porn online bro, download and share.... grin grin

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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 7:51pm On Dec 14, 2018
sirfarouk:


When next she calls, miss the first call and delay picking the 2nd call. Sometimes don't pick at all. When you "decide" to call back (you don't have to call back), tell her you were busy. The idea is to form busy. With time she will get the message.


Wait, did you send the money for the indomie?

No I didn't,
Phones / Re: Do Not Buy The Infinix Note5, I Repeat Again Do Not Buy The Note5, See Details : by samuelchimmy(m): 4:55pm On Dec 14, 2018
bruv you haf mind to be exposing your life upandan like this,though faceless,this forum is filled with all types of people,you never can tell
Food / Re: How Do You Plan Your Budget For Feeding At Work To Save You Money? by samuelchimmy(m): 4:48pm On Dec 14, 2018
i eat 600daily at work,im thinking of cutting it down to 400 come 2019 grin grin but my spirit is telling me i will blow in 2019 so no need

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Romance / Re: In This House I Have Had Sex With 60 Men by samuelchimmy(m): 2:30pm On Dec 14, 2018
ugandalady:


of course, black men only worth 10 - 20 dollars
, 120 dollars is the price IN MY COUNTRY !

anyway, it is me who pay the money.
to the 'bolded' you sound like a compressed bigot... probably an asian outcast ... leftover or something, but im sure you are not normal,

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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 10:03pm On Dec 13, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Oga, tell her to goan find work, u don't have money, na until she suck you dry?? Not like u're even dating
I'm not like that, this is a person I'm prolly gna be seeing frequently involuntarily.... So I'm not gna say that to her face.... I have a better idea what lesson to teach her now
Thanks
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 9:59pm On Dec 13, 2018
alexmaye:
You Knw You Could Act Like A New Yahoo Convert And Make A Fake Call Telling Them You Have D Victim Ready In Your House When She Is Around And Watch Her Turn To Usaine Bolt

Lmao, no, that's way too high...., I think I have a better idea what to do to her now.. Thanks
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 13, 2018
BIDOO:
Green Light Does Not Guarantee A Safe Trip, It's Quite Unfortunate That You Fall Victim Of An Accident After The Light.
very quite unfortunate, I miscalculated this one, now I think she had this coming all a long,
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samuelchimmy(m): 8:55pm On Dec 13, 2018
alexmaye:
Op She Is Pressing Your Mumu Button And You Are Here Complaining
I understand that shes pressing my mumu button, you don't expect me to walk up to her and tell her she's wrong, plus I'm not a fan of the silent treatment..... I just wish there was a way to teach her good lesson..... I hope gurus in the house can help me with that, she's coming back from school tomorrow
Sports / Re: "Work At The Top? It Has To Be England" - Arsene Wenger To Zinedine Zidane by samuelchimmy(m): 8:49pm On Dec 13, 2018
Adakintroy:


Wenger is a far superior manager to izu..they don't even come close. Champions League what. Pochentino will do better will Ronaldo and modric or bale. So will the likes Diego simione. If they can play with godin, koke, and wash up tores. Imagine what they will do with Ronaldo, bale, casmero, Kross and ramos.

Wenger can play with walcot, gibbs, wishers and still manage to serve up decent football that is pleasing to the eye. Imagine what he will do with modric, Kross, ramos verane.

Until people like Zidane play with no world best and still do the unthinkable then they earn my respect. For now Pochentino is a better coach than zidan. Those Ronaldo don't need coaching any way.

Are you trying to say that pochetino is playing underclass players?

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