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Technology Market / Re: Umidigi A3 Pro For Sale by samuelchimmy(m): 5:21pm On Jan 15, 2019
TECNO k7 Swap and balance... What do you say
Politics / Re: Idris Ibrahim Retirement As IGP: Nigeria Police Force Releases Press Statement by samuelchimmy(m): 5:09pm On Jan 15, 2019
Gradually replacing everybody that needs to be replace bofore election.... Winter is indeed coming
Romance / Re: We Only Have Time For Nigerian Guys – Kenyan Ladies Fight Kenyan Men by samuelchimmy(m): 5:42pm On Jan 14, 2019
Codedrock:

Too bad The 'pant' thing is not real.. Nobody will ever get hurt by some one stealing their panties for foolish purposes and no one would get rich by 'using a woman's panties'


How old are you again.... Cos last time I checked, even a 12old sapele Boi will laugh this comment to scorn.... Yada Yada
Foreign Affairs / Re: Petrol Now N1,204 Per Litre From #480 In Zimbabwe by samuelchimmy(m): 5:14pm On Jan 13, 2019
How do I export petrol to Zimbabwe.. Who's reasoning what I'm thinking
Technology Market / Re: Nealty Used LG G5 For Sale **free Items* by samuelchimmy(m): 11:50pm On Jan 12, 2019
25k pls
Technology Market / Re: Sold by samuelchimmy(m): 11:28pm On Jan 12, 2019
Will you accept, exchange of TECNO k7 with balance....
Technology Market / Re: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by samuelchimmy(m): 11:18pm On Jan 12, 2019
rev2214:
NOW IN STOCK

PHONES
5" HUAWEI, 1Sim. 4G LTE, 8GB,1G (17k5)
5" NEXUS Single Sim, 3G-Ram/32GB (37k5)
5" Motorola 2-sim 2G-Ram/16GB (28k5)
4" VIVO s7t, 2-Sim 512/4GB (7,500)
10.1" GROOVV Android Tablet 18k5

LAPTOP
Dell E5330 corei3 (500/3gig) 50k5
HP G62 corei3 (500gb/4gig) 50k5
HP C2D (120/2) 28k5

BINATONE PRODUCTS
18" Rechargeable Fan 13k5
16″ Standing Fan 9k5
Music Fan 15k5
Deep Fryer 9k5
18″ Binatone Standing Fan 11k5
Portable 3ft Fridge (Black) 20,500
Binatone Garment Steamer 18k5
Binatone Dry Iron 2.5k
Binatone 5KVA stabilizer 24k5
Binatone Pressure Pot 8k5
Binatone Toaster (4k5)
Binatone Rice cooker (8k5)
Pressure COOKER (PC-11001) 11k5
Pressure Cooker (PC-7001) 8k5
Pressure Cooker (PC-5001) 7k5
Blender (BLG-555) 9k5
Steam Iron (SI-1850) 4k5
Water Kettle (CEJ-1780) 2k5


OTHERS
Adult BICYCLE (18k5)
Children Bicycle (12k5)
Gas cylinder (9k5)
Washing machine (45k5)
Fridge / freezer (45k5)
Double Door fridge / freezer (47k5)
LG 2HP Air-conditioned (63k5)
32" LED TV Celcus (55k)
40" BUSH LED TV (65k)
Rechargable Fan Battery (4k)







photos of the phones pls
Family / Re: Share Your Experience After Marrying Without Your Mother's Or Father's Consent by samuelchimmy(m): 6:53pm On Jan 12, 2019
NaijaRoyalty:
Listen to your mother and father, so your day may be long .

Don't marry without their consent or else , you will have problem .
� Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
Gen 2:24

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Technology Market / Re: Fresh Like New UK Used Iphones And Samsung... @ Central Point Technology by samuelchimmy(m): 1:55pm On Jan 11, 2019
Between iPhone 6 and Samsung 6 edge. I don't know which one to go for
Family / Re: I Find It Hard To Pretend Loving My Kids Equally, Help! by samuelchimmy(m): 5:20pm On Jan 07, 2019
They are looking at you in 3d glasses, don't worry, get old first, you will know

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Romance / Re: Some Nigeria Girls Mumu Die I Swear by samuelchimmy(m): 3:43pm On Dec 29, 2018
Just keep chatting with her, you will soon answer them

Education / Re: I Have A Talent And I Don't Want This To Die Inside Of Me by samuelchimmy(m): 3:39pm On Dec 29, 2018
SchoolZinicc:


You have Google right?

Then waste no time, deliberately start searching for American, European, Canadian or even Asian forums or Academic institutions to share ideas with.. Look for exams you could apply for, just be using your data to look outward instead of wasting it here for people to talk about betnaija to your hearing.


Advice : Never ever in your entire life smoke, drink or bet anything with anybody..

Believe it or not you are a unique kid and if you don't live your life in a unique ways better than what this environment provided you with then you will fail just like every other person.


For a start, if you have money, go and find a German language class and enroll in one...

Also check for that PTDF exam and apply to it..

But you must keep reading to be able to step onto new heights.
Good advice though, but why German
Crime / Re: Can You Lie To Exonerate Your Spouse On A Crime They Committed? by samuelchimmy(m): 1:23pm On Dec 29, 2018
Blackchampion:
To cover up infidelity
ewo, � against me, never......

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Crime / Re: Can You Lie To Exonerate Your Spouse On A Crime They Committed? by samuelchimmy(m): 10:17am On Dec 29, 2018
My wife, my kids, will defend for them if the consequences of their crimes are too gross..... Afterall somebody was there for me....
Op Though I don't understand what you mean by out of infidelity

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Family / Re: Help! My Wife Has A Flaccid Boobs by samuelchimmy(m): 11:09pm On Dec 28, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Abeg it's not my fight. I wan sleep. I'm not even married grin.married ladies should come and defend their own...I just felt it was unfair to the lady...like, this is a force of nature she can't help. If it were something that exercise could correct,I'd support it a hundred. But las las,e no concern me. Off to bed.

This woman is 50years old and has 5 kids, in this modern times, it's only a woman who doesn't know her onions fails to look good... Stop blaming nature, do the right thing to your body....

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders... Ever Been Caught Or Caught People Having Sex? Tell Your Story by samuelchimmy(m): 10:54pm On Dec 28, 2018
I think it will be when I was 9years old, there's this brother we call teacher, he's our neighbor, so my mum will always leave us to his care, but dude will always ask us to go outside and play whenever his girlfriend comes to visit, so there was this day, I just wanted to see what it is they always do,.... So I strategically placed myself beside his locked door, took a broom and shifted his curtain, men the sight was out of this world, bros was raming into the girl like a starved animal..... grin grin..... It was that day that I started to always want to Bleep..... grin, fxvking favgguts spoilt me.... grin

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Politics / Re: Alex Badeh: Family Reacts, Reveals Why Suspect’s Confession Is Lie by samuelchimmy(m): 7:29pm On Dec 28, 2018
Optional09:
I can’t believe a former chief of Air Force in Nigeria would be so poor. I don’t like that he was killed but cmon he couldn’t have been so poor
all his accounts has been frozen for a very long time, that was already living in frustration ...
Politics / Re: Alex Badeh: Why We Killed Ex-defense Chief – Suspect Confesses by samuelchimmy(m): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2018
Redoil:
Lies everwhere to cover up.
Who still carries huge amount of money for transaction
On the high way....... Lies indeed, are they so quick to release statement
Politics / Re: Do You Know That Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Isn't Ijaw? by samuelchimmy(m): 3:58pm On Dec 28, 2018
Edodefender:
It's funny how ijaw claim to be 4th largest ethnic group but Edoid outnumbered them in any state that they are.

Delta... Anioma, urhobo, isoko are all Edoid and all outnumbered them single handedly.

Ondo.. the Edo stocks there outnumbered them there.

Bayelsa.. Edoid group are like 40_60% there.

River.. even though ikwerre aren't recognise as Edo even though they claim us they still outnumbered them, even ogba people.

you lack comprehension.... I don't need to explain
Romance / Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by samuelchimmy(m): 4:37pm On Dec 27, 2018
SweetBuns:
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.
HMMM HYPOCRITS EVWIE WHERE GO,miss holier than thou,i hope your privy is functional

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Business / Re: Where Could Ymodulus Be? Who Else Miss His Annual Business Thread? by samuelchimmy(m): 4:27pm On Dec 27, 2018
i hope hes not dead,its been a whole year since he last came on nairaland.I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS TO ASK HIM,I WISH HIM SAFETY
Crime / Re: Suicide: Aisha Omolola's Friend That Saw Her Last Moments (photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 2:34pm On Dec 27, 2018
gazilion:
Terrible way to end the year and cause your loved ones to enter into the new year.
She still has 12K in her account when some students have less or nothing.
Suicide is an express way to a greater and sorer judgement in HELL FIRE!
dont judge, you never can tell ,some people are weaker than others,our duty to humanity is carry each other along
Literature / Re: Little Words And Happiness by samuelchimmy(m): 5:06pm On Dec 26, 2018
Unfortunately this will not make front page
Travel / Re: What My Sister Did To An FRSC Man by samuelchimmy(m): 9:47am On Dec 25, 2018
yjgm:
So you are happy typing this. The FRSC guy was only doing his job. Ensuring safety of cars and passengers. That wind screen is a recipe for disaster if you don't know.
Sometimes, public officials got to put flexibility on the job while achieving maximum output. That should be it but not hitting him hard like that.
Your sister should fix a new wind screen
) I tire o
, op's sister is ignorant.... Arrant nonsense.... So if it was in the US she will have the guts to harass an officer of the law like that.....

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Politics / Re: The Anonymous 'nobody' Moniker On Nairaland by samuelchimmy(m): 2:21am On Dec 25, 2018
Skybob:
So if I deactivate my account, I will still be able to use the account?
So what's the essence of deactivation?
You can't use the account after deactivation... Your moniker on posts and comments you've made before changes to 'nobody" that'll
Health / Why Is HIV So Prevalent In Southern Africa by samuelchimmy(m): 2:04am On Dec 25, 2018
OK, I was doing a totally different research of traveling to a southern African country , and boom I was hit with this curiosity.....

Why is HIV so Prevalent in Southern Africa?

Well I did a little dig up and this is what I found, was there ever a grand plan to wipe out a whole race? Was there a secret population control program by world leaders? Or did the apartheid get really messy? ....

Experts in the house please share your opinions...

1.. A 2008 study revealed that HIV/AIDS infection in South Africa was distinctly divided along racial lines: 13.6% of Black Africans in South Africa are HIV-positive, whereas only 0.3% of Whites living in South Africa have the disease _Wikipedia

2..In 1990 It was estimated that there were between 74,000 and 6,500,135 people in South Africa living with HIV. Just 8years after the first case of HIV was reported in South Africa.. That's an epidemic, how did it start.

3...In that same 1990 Between 8-10 million people are estimated to be living with HIV worldwide. In chunk was in Southern Africa.... Why

4...in 1999 The World Health Organization announces that AIDS was the fourth biggest cause of death worldwide and the number one killer in Africa.
An estimated 33 million people were living with HIV, and 14 million people were recognized to have died from AIDS since the start of the epidemic.

5.... The majority of HIV researchers agree that HIV evolved at some point from the closely related simian immunodeficiency virus (SIV), and that SIV or HIV (post mutation) was transferred from non-human primates to humans in the recent past . (HOW DID THIS BECOME POSSIBLE, I MEAN AFRICANS HAVE BEING LIVING WITH THIS ANIMALS FOR A VERY LONG...)
Politics / Re: Why Cant Lagos Have A World Class Metro Line? by samuelchimmy(m): 1:04am On Dec 25, 2018
That is totally not achievable, not with the type of crumbling infrastructure in that city , the city will simply collapse
Romance / Re: Why Do Igbo Men Dislike Loud Women So Much by samuelchimmy(m): 12:08am On Dec 25, 2018
Can you just die already.... Shuor... Ahhhh, how many thread today now, just one topic, with sparse wordings that is barely understandable...

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Travel / Re: Where Is Best Place To Resettle Aside From Lagos And Ogun? by samuelchimmy(m): 11:26pm On Dec 24, 2018
igboamakaaa:
In reference to the guy who talked about Enugu, i stayed there for a little time and made some observances. Enugu is a very cool, clean place with awesome road network and a nice hill like environment. It's a place where people who need to take a break from the normal noisy Nigerian lifestyle go to. It's mostly known for enjoyment and stress free lifestyle. Of you know you're a young guy trying to start life, Enugu is not for you (else you'd get really broke, unless you're a techie).
Electricity supply is quite decent, crime rate is at an all time low, public transport is quite cheap and rents are quite okay and affordable depending on the location. Nevertheless water supply is going to be a huuuge problem as the whole city is on a series of hills, drilling a borehole is going to be quite expensive. Business may not be very lucrative unless you're venturing into the tech and entertainment industry(its booming in Enugu). Nevertheless enugu is a place that made men and retirees go to relax and enjoy life. If you know you don't have money to spend don't go there.
sir, I wanted to relocate there, next year, but seeing your review I have been greatly discouraged... I am a young man in my early 20s,not a Graduate, have an eye for tech, limited funds for now, I want to go into phones accessories business plus maybe taxify.... Accommodation would not be problem for me, cos I have someone to squat with... Currently in delta state (not asaba)

What is your advice sir ( I really don't like Lagos) but nevertheless you can still recommend it....
Thanks in ady
Travel / Re: Where Is Best Place To Resettle Aside From Lagos And Ogun? by samuelchimmy(m): 11:01pm On Dec 24, 2018
1johnjohn:
Contact me If you love to sell online so you can live any where!
I'm interested
Education / Re: Things Everyone Should Know How To Do by samuelchimmy(m): 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2018
Yes, swimming one skill everyone should have in Nigeria, it's sad how you hear news of students/corpers drowning on escorts... Very pathetic...
If you watch Hollywood movies, you will know that 98%of amaricas of not all knows how to swim

Another skill everybody should have are
1.how to drive a car, motorcycle or even bicycle
2. How resuscitate or revive someone... I hope one day an agency is commissioned for this purpose.. It will really save a lot of lives in Nigeria...

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