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Pets / Re: We Caught Tortoise Alive In Our Farm Today by samuelchimmy(m): 10:16pm On Nov 27, 2018
eunisam:
This is something we only see in the books and movies. I will like to see it live
huh? So you mean to tell me you've not a seen a real tortoise before?

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Politics / Re: Eastern Railway Controversy: ‘you Can’t Be More Igbo Than I’ – Amaechi Dares by samuelchimmy(m): 10:09pm On Nov 27, 2018
The Federal government’s eastern railway development arranged with the General Electric collapsed because the comp has folded, but it is not within me to explain what led to that.

This is the only statement that caught may attention.....
Politics / Re: Eastern Railway Controversy: ‘you Can’t Be More Igbo Than I’ – Amaechi Dares by samuelchimmy(m): 10:06pm On Nov 27, 2018
The Federal government’s eastern railway development arranged with the General Electric collapsed because the comp has folded, but it is not within me to explain what led to that.

This is the only statement that caught may attention.....

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Romance / Re: Fake Life. Slay Queen Poses In Emirate Business Class After Passengers Disembark by samuelchimmy(m): 9:53pm On Nov 27, 2018
Did she say she was in first class.....

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Romance / Re: Bedroom Pre-wedding Pictures Of Handsome Man & His Beautiful Wife-to-be by samuelchimmy(m): 9:45pm On Nov 27, 2018
IjebuWarrior:
In Lasisi Eleneu's rant-filed voice. OP... craze dey worry you ni? Dem break internet and I'm still surfing the web... Which internet dem break, abeg? angry angry angry angry
Bro make we see your pic,I'm sure yours will break the internet
Education / Re: "Glory To God!! We Did It Y'all! | 7 Friends Qualify As Doctors Against All Odds by samuelchimmy(m): 9:25pm On Nov 27, 2018
Erums:
Seriously, u had to post this. My frnds and I graduated from botany.... We didn't loud it

Health / Re: Fibroid Removed From A Woman Who Thought She Was Pregnant (Graphic Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 9:23pm On Nov 27, 2018
Its only ignorance and supersticious believes that can stop her from checking it out,2years haba even after the 9th month.....

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Celebrities / Re: David Sharon Emerges As New Child Actor (Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 9:14pm On Nov 27, 2018
Mehn this wan will not take up to a year to burst grin wink

Sadly some paedophiles are already masturbating to her pic..... She go quick spoil
Travel / Re: Top Ten Places No Nigerian Has Ever Visited - by samuelchimmy(m): 3:23pm On Nov 27, 2018
Teaser4:
me way dey reason how to jaapa...wetin concern me with space, snake island kinikan valley, shey na that wan my mami go chop...i be real naija, yoruba man, we no dey toy with this one life...if I reach there make I bend.
fear fear yoruba man grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Top Ten Places No Nigerian Has Ever Visited - by samuelchimmy(m): 3:16pm On Nov 27, 2018
PSTEMMA1960:
pls help me summarize...
thats one island i dont want to see my self, right now my brain is creating imaginary images of where the photographer of that picture stood...
Travel / Re: Top Ten Places No Nigerian Has Ever Visited - by samuelchimmy(m): 3:14pm On Nov 27, 2018
op i thought stella felix the 17year old nigerian girl went to space....

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Romance / Re: Prostitute Orangutan Chained To Bed, Shaved Daily & Forced To Have Sex With Men by samuelchimmy(m): 1:25pm On Nov 27, 2018
angry angry sad sad speechless

Romance / Re: Groom Poses With 7 Busty Bridesmaids In Braless Gown On Wedding Day by samuelchimmy(m): 10:23am On Nov 27, 2018
Erums:
Extreme left
badt guy grin grin
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Man For Hacking Into A Company Account And Moving N15.3million by samuelchimmy(m): 9:54am On Nov 27, 2018
, on Monday, November 26, 2019,

Op are you fast forwarding us
Crime / Re: Gunmen From Owerri Nabbed Ahead Of Bank Robbery In Akwa Ibom. Photo by samuelchimmy(m): 10:09pm On Nov 26, 2018
I doubt if this morons really wanted to rob a bank.... I mean who robs a bank with pump action rifles....

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Food / Re: This Pot Cools More Than Some Fridges by samuelchimmy(m): 10:05pm On Nov 26, 2018
dominique:
I've been hearing of it and seeing its pics, hope to test it someday
owh baby,m not sure if you ever gna drink from again,the reason, its almost extinct
Family / Re: Man To End Marriage Of 16 Years With His Wife After Discovering Her Real Age by samuelchimmy(m): 10:02pm On Nov 26, 2018
This brings us to the question ,why do women lie about their age
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Date A Man Who Can't Buy Me A Car – Maame Yaa by samuelchimmy(m): 9:24pm On Nov 26, 2018
Another mumu Ghana actress,
Always talking rubbish just blow

Celebrities / Re: E-money Acquires 2019 Mercedes-benz G-wagon Worth Over N71m, Shares Photos by samuelchimmy(m): 9:13pm On Nov 26, 2018
Lord When will my day break! cool cool
Crime / Re: Lautech Final Year Student Arrested For Allegedly Killing Her Boyfriend by samuelchimmy(m): 9:02pm On Nov 26, 2018
Go school, you say na prxck sweet you pass,now see where you've ended. grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Elozino Ogege: Eyes Of Murdered DELSU Student Found In Shrine by samuelchimmy(m): 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2018
stanliwise:
life is too precious for me to pray death as a reward to wayward girls. Say No to social vices


Ummm I think a lot of people misunderstood my statement , or better still I made a bad construction..... I do not wish anybody death, I accept my mistake and have withdrawn my statement......
Cc; delishpot you OK now?

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Politics / Re: Metele Boko Haram Ambush- By Henry Ebeleme by samuelchimmy(m): 8:34pm On Nov 26, 2018
Cc; lalasticlala , Mynd44 , Seun
Politics / Metele Boko Haram Ambush- By Henry Ebeleme by samuelchimmy(m): 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2018
THE SAMBISA WAR
In the forest of Sambisa, I held unto my rifle like a woman would to her child. Not because i loved this tool which has brought an end to many, but because it was the only thing that will ensure me survival in the most dreadful forest in Africa.
My other brothers were already in position as i lay on the ground, covered with grass for disguise. My radio beeped and from the other end, an echo..
"Unit 110, enemy sighted 6 meters away, alert"
"Roger that sir"I responded as i give the signal to my unit.
Air support, according to an intel was on the way. This mission was suicidal cause we lacked sophistication and somehow, i feel that there is a mole that gives the enemy intel of our every move.
A look around my immediately environment, one would wonder how such a beautiful domain could become a breeding place for terrorist.
"Unit 110, enemy close by, 4 meters away, do you copy?
"Yes sir, copy"
"Snipper 002 are you in position?"
"Sir, snipper 002 in position. Target locked"
"Wait for order soldier"
I could feel my heart pound heavily against my chest. For a moment, silence was on every platform. But then, the unexpected happen.
Gunshots began to fly at us from all angles as my brothers in arm scream in pain.
"Sir, it's an ambush.. Sir, do you copy..? Sir sir.. Ahhhh..."
"Fire at will. Fire!
I rose from my point, the enemy were like us, same uniform that i had to be careful not to shot my brothers.
But before you could make a decision on who to shot and who not to, you're already taken out by a bullet.
Those insurgents came for me as i fire with everything within. Then i ran out of bullets. I hid behind a tree, to reload and fire. But my rifle got jammed.
I called for air support, but they were still on the way.
"Hold on soldier, air support and medic on the way. How hot is it down there?"
The only thing protecting me was the tree in which i took cover as they kept getting closer and closer. I could hear the twig break as their footsteps approach. My rifle was still jammed and right before me, i saw the end.
I definitely will be dead before support arrives.
No need fighting a lost cause. I took out the picture of my love, took one last look as tears roll down my check.
We were supposed to get married next month, guessed it was never fated to be. We were supposed to build a wood cabin near a lake, raise kids and live happily ever after.. How unlucky i am.
"I love you"i muttered weakly as a bullet made hole at my back.
Blood gushed out as my body fell to the ground. The cloud above looked beautiful and peaceful, then I saw a face with a gun looking down on me. I wanted to mutter something, a prayer, then a sharp sound hit me as darkness fell upon me.
By
Henry Ibeleme
Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2173746526180090&id=100006342902087&ref=content_filter

Celebrities / Re: Tekno's Vocal Box Is Temporarily Damaged And Can't Sing Or Perform—Ubi Franklin by samuelchimmy(m): 6:03pm On Nov 26, 2018
Izabel:
Not everything is "village"
what do i know angry

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Celebrities / Re: Revealed: Blac Chyna Earned 10m For Visiting Nigeria by samuelchimmy(m): 6:00pm On Nov 26, 2018
wisdomremz:
have been trying to add images to my comment but it doesn't show, how do I do it??

maximum, size of the photo should be 4mb, make sure the pictur you are trying to upload is less than 4mb, or try screenshotting the pic before uploading
Religion / Re: See As Man Buries Carved Wood Instead Of His Brother's Corpse In Anambra (photos by samuelchimmy(m): 5:57pm On Nov 26, 2018
sigh, another case of ritual loading
Celebrities / Re: Tekno's Vocal Box Is Temporarily Damaged And Can't Sing Or Perform—Ubi Franklin by samuelchimmy(m): 5:52pm On Nov 26, 2018
which kind village manipulation be this, so no xmass hustle... chei

recover soon dear

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Religion / Re: Pastor Orr Shocks His Congregation, "Floats" Into Church During Service (Pics) by samuelchimmy(m): 5:43pm On Nov 26, 2018
did he say it was a miracle? for godsake, this an illustration, hes probably on suspension belts

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Politics / Re: Buhari Mourns Abba Kyari by samuelchimmy(m): 5:25pm On Nov 26, 2018
mehn for one moment i thought it was the able police officer Abba Kyari....
police officer abba kyari i know, this one , i dont know
Politics / Re: Nuhu Salihu “Smally” Dies In Police Custody, Suspect In Dino Melaye’s Gun Trial by samuelchimmy(m): 5:18pm On Nov 26, 2018
the police should be held responsible.
Business / Re: How To Make Loads Of Money As A Social Media Influencer by samuelchimmy(m): 5:12pm On Nov 26, 2018
op tell them if you dont have the talent you have no business with social media influencing, cold truth.....
Crime / Re: Elozino Ogege: Eyes Of Murdered DELSU Student Found In Shrine by samuelchimmy(m): 5:08pm On Nov 26, 2018
delishpot:


Lazy youth grin? I am not cursed like the youths in your lineage. You people are looking for solution as a family some agreeing to do what it takes for deliverance to happen others Uninterested. You sit there and mock me with what you don't have? If I say what is on my mind they will say I have cursed you. But I won't be like you. Your journey is farrrr. You are welcome. Don't thank me for the revelation. I will not say more to you. Ewu gambia. In your mind cursing people to be killed in su h a gruesome manner because you think your sins are better than theirs is a sign of Not being Lazy? Shior
devilishpot come and join me for super,i know the sun must have roasted your throats dry, from your wheel barrow pushing business in onitsha

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