₦airaland Forum

This is the definition of Longman
I just remembered Longman dictionary.

SimplyFacts:
You all come online mocking & giving advice but we know you all still depend on herbal drinks to perform well. Herbal drinks for sexual performance sell more than food nowadays.

You don't need to remind me, I kwn, I do see then a lot, especially when they pack themselves in front of Agbo woman's stand with fried meat to qunch the bitter teast.
Many men are facing ED but they wouldn't openly admit it.
That's why anything will sell for them to last long in bed even if it's mixing goat unrine & fowl shit together, they will still try it.

Those 1min indomie men don see avenue to defend themselves.
Then nor say make u die ontop but give her the real deal.
Abeg Brothers cut off junk foods, excessive alcohols & concentrate on natural aphrodisiac food.

I refilled at #440/kg yesterday evening, the cheapest I could get in my Area.
Multiple that by 12.5kg.
No constant electricity, I should have been using hot plate as substitute.

Na so so bad bad news dey come out from Nigeria these days, even the BBN na still bad news
Na wa ooo !!!

15-20yrs from now, Missi & CR7 came too early.
During Ronadiho's time, we never thought we will ever see a fantastic play like him.
Try to leave a good mark on ground.

One bastard has just been thrown back home from abroad in fact Euro in my neighborhood.
All the yrs he did & all fortune wasted.
Ask for God's grace & His divine direction.
Aboard is not everything, some pple make their money there & go enjoy it in aboard, while some hustle all their life in aboard, nothing tangible to show for it.
If you must go, go the legal way to avoid story that touch.
My2cent

So this gully still dey this place, I thought by now the government have done something abt it.
I remember years back when world bank & some of the governing body of the school visited that site, so nothing has been done ever since then?
Na wa for this country men ooo !!!

Catfishing:
Today I fûcked my pastor's wife.....I am so happy!!!!!

Are you gay?

Am I seeing mirror images

You never see military men when be pastor, abi Rev father ?

I don't know your state of origin, because you schooled in Zaria I assume you are already familiar with the Northern terrain.
What you need now is to get your self familiarize with how things are done in the southern Nigeria, Osun is a good & peaceful place to serve.
Food, Electricity, transport, accommodate are cheap in the state & your will enjoy your stay.
In terms of employment, I can't guarantee you that, even in Lagos that has more & better opportunities in Nigeria are still flooded with unemployed graduates. If you are thinking been self sufficient after service, Osun is the place to start with.
My 2cent.

Bishop has said it over & over again on different occasions that he loves white & chose to dress in only white suit.
Daddy use to wear different colour of suits those days, I think he just want to create a unique style for him self, same thing we see Osinbajo doing, wearing only black native in almost all outing.
He ones said because we always see him on the same white suit, if he doesn't change it we wouldn't kown, thinking he has a lot of them in his waldrope
When am getting older I will try to create a unique style of dressing for my self.

Between the girls & the boy who is the bigger fool ?

BrutusOj:
Which other presentation again? Na project defense? That's a local food and it's in the right plate. The food wasn't served to a visitor but her husband and their culture permits that. We Nigerians are loosing every aspect of our culture and traditions cos of western civilization. Back in those days when we visit village, breakfast was best served hot inside clay pots and we did enjoyed it like nothing else. Today, if you go to most villages in Nigeria, the earthen pots are gone, villagers now drink from plastic containers which can never give you that chillness from earthen pots. Our civilization can never be like that of Europeans abi Americans, why throw away every aspects of our sweet traditional and cultural values?

Everybody with its own choice.
If that same food was served in a fancy, colourful breakable plate & presented in a tray, which will you go for ?
Am not disputing the fact it was serve & presened in a local dish, that is their way of life, but I can't eat from that local dish, not that anything is wrong with it but it's just my choice & my mindset because that local pot/ plate is mostly use for sacrifices, I have seen a lot of it & so it disgust me. To meet the entire food looks like a road side sacrifices, one more time it disgust me a lot, sorry I can't help my self.
The world is envolving so fast, some habits are dropping, whiling some habits are been picked up either good or bad it all depends on the individuals, it's a matter of choice.

Presentation matters.

I hail the King, may you live long in good health & prosperity, more fruitfulness to your kingdom.

I don't kwn how old is ur boy, since you don't want his mother to take full custody of him, I suggest you can sometimes let him stay with either your mum, or sister so that he can get used to other pple apart from you has he is growing.
Sometimes you and your girl need total privacy, I understand.

The guy for maintain since he kwn say Nigeria nor be US were you fit carry ur own gun.

DoggoneDogg:
How did they woo each other & agree to marry?

Haven't you see school for deaf & dumb, how do they pass exam?
Or you have not seen deaf & dumb working in government or private establishment?

@Op, hope you have understand from the various answers & illustrations from the pple that have committed so far, that is how money laundering works.
It requires you to be very smart & sharp for you to laundry money and never be greedy.
Why do you think most drug barons that are drug lord are always hotel & club owners, they use it to cover up.
Another channel is the entertainment industry, one guy just release stupid album, boom !!! It has sold 50 million copy within 24hrs of release.
Most of the time, the big amount of money is now broken down into small small amounts which can not be trace & politics is also another medium to launder money if you know, you know.
If you work in a financial institution, definitely you will do a course & have certification on it.

Listen those pple been caught in airport for drugs many of them are just victims of the law, many don't know they are been use to traffick drugs, for some that know, they are been under life threatening.
Rule1, never accept any sealed package from any one be it close friends, relatives,or family members to help you deliver to someone aboard. Open the package & confirm it yourself.
Rule2, Don't let any one come near ur luggages after arranging it, before ur departure. Ensure you are the last person to seal ur luggage, infact don't even allow anyone to arrange it for you.
Rule3, at the airport, keep close eyes on ur luggage, drug traffickers can intentionally swap you luggage, kwning you have same type of luggage with them.
Lastly, try to kwn the various ways these pple use in pushing their drugs it will give you clue on how to protect yourself not been a victim.

malcom1X:
it's not the Men that name the child, it's the mother of the child that names the child

The child already has your name and your grandfather's name.

I'm a man not a woman by the way.
You can at least influence her small small but truth is, it's not your position... For thousands of years, it's the women that have been naming their children.

You have a logical point there.
That doesn't take the fact that I have been the one naming my children.
When it comes to naming, the woman always want her own name to stand especially the English names, if both parents are not from the same tribe, but if they are the same tribe, she wants to take it all. This is mostly applicable to the present days girls.

Mumu comparison, that is why we have so much dumb pple on this country, they can't criticize logically.

joyairemiya:
If i am Abba Kyari, i will seek permission from the IGP and board the next available flight to US tonight

Go were ? If he try to cross the border of this country he is a gunner, not to talk of going to America to defend himself that means he is not coming back.
The FBI have evidence, he can't deny it.

@Op, that amount is too much, like someone said above.
For now it will only add beauty to your CV & you will also have the basic knowledge, but if you are employed in a company they will still train you on the company HSE policy.
Anyway sha no knowledge is lost, all these HSE materials are ready available online, you can download resource materials than spending that much.
I bet you, if some pple have that kind amount of money now they will mk some reasonable investment with it.

I still watch it till date.

@Op, have you also notice why terrorist use Hilux in desert region & also Hilux is mostly use to transport illegal immigrants in the Sahara desert.
Hilux is kwn for toughness & ruggedness, I think that brand has resilient.

@Op, fearless energy drink is the answer to ur predicament.

After reading the long episode, only to tell us that Virus an animal?
I yet to comprehend what I just read.
Op, pls tell us the category of animal virus is classified as?