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RomanceRe: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op): 10:02pm On Jan 06, 2019
Saffi:
Stupid man. Who places a bet on his girlfriend? You are daft and deserve everything that comes your way. For you to place a bet shows that she’s just a game to you, and I’m glad she didn’t remain loyal to you.
one who trusts his girlfriend and against all odds, believes she would never cheat on him especially with his friend. undecided
A friend comes to you and say "safiaa, your boo aint loyal and i can prove it in 4months...........lets place a bet o 8k, if i get him laid before 4months, i win, but if i fail, you win"
you laugh it off at first and later your other friends join in persuading saying "you're scared to bet cos you know your boo isnt indeed loyal"
what would you do? undecided




PS: i'll overlook your insults FOR NOW.
RomanceRe: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op): 9:55pm On Jan 06, 2019
MannieA:
I'm pretty sure you would do the same if it was the other way around.You know some males can't control their preeq.
you shouldn't be "pretty sure" when you don't know me.
For the records, i would never have slept with her friend if the table was turned.
RomanceRe: Honest Answer Needed Please by samysmoothfresh: 9:50pm On Jan 06, 2019
The comparison, though absurd, is hilarious! cheesy

RomanceRe: Pocohantas,ibkaye,saffi by samysmoothfresh: 9:35pm On Jan 06, 2019
crazypara:
Why are p.oc.oh.an.ta.s,i.bk.ay.e and saffi so bitchy??
RomanceRe: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op): 9:18pm On Jan 06, 2019
Dapsonemmanuel:
see all these farm tools above me .. they did not even criticize the girl one bit.. instead they are bashing the op



.shameless whores

na to dey spread leg like wifi dem sabi

smh
trust girls to publicly defend "girls" anytime, anyday even when they are in the wrong but castigate them behing their backs.
Anyways, i didnt reveal this for any one to judge me or anything, i'm only trying to advice y'all to not trust completely cos most people don't deserve it.
This was a girl who asked me out. And you'd think she'll be more than loyal but see......
RomanceRe: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op): 9:17pm On Jan 06, 2019
Dapsonemmanuel:
see all these farm tools above me .. they did not even criticize the girl one bit.. instead they are bashing the op



.shameless whores

na to dey spread leg like wifi dem sabi

smh
trust girls to publicly defend "girls" anytime, anyday even when they are in the wrong but castigate them behing their backs.
Anyways, i didnt reveal this for any one to judge me or anything, i'm only trying to advice y'all to not trust completely cos most people don't deserve it.
This was a girl who asked me out. And you'd think she'll be more than loyal but see......
RomanceRe: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op):
amaniro:
so you put your babe up for hire purchase
i did not put her up for hire purchase nor did i test her!!



If i wanted to test her or "put her up for hire purchase", i would have personally met my friend and told i'll pay him if he tries to get her in bed but NO that wasnt what happened.


My friend dared me, doubting my ex's loyalty and literally insulting her by calling her an untrustworthy cheating wh0re.


I quickly jumped to her defence and gave her a chance to prove my friend wrong but she ended up proving him right, showing me how much of a wh0re she is and yet i'm the bad guy who "put her up for hire purchase"?. undecided
RomanceRe: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op): 9:02pm On Jan 06, 2019
MariaLavina:
So you place a bet on your girlfriend? You are very very wise! Very wise!

But come to think of it, why do you guys do this shitt? I remember a guy did the same thing to me, he placed a bet with his friend , Later he came applauding me that I passed a test. I was irritated and my hype for him just went down.!
That was the beginning of the end of the relationship. If you can bet on me, it means you aren't scared to lose me!

Bro, that shiit isn't cool, forget that your babe failed. It isn't cool at all. Testing your partner /betting on them simply means you don't value them. You ain't perfect either! undecided
i know it was prolly a stupid thing to do but it doesnt mean i wasnt scared to lose her. For me, it meant i trusted her to do the right especially since she knows the guy is a friend.
If it was a random guy, i definitely wouldnt have made the bet cos i would have been skeptical but this is my friend!.......someone she knows to be "my friend" yet she slept with him.
I repeat, it prolly was a stupid thing to do but i'm glad i did cos a girl who can sleep with your friend isn't worth it,
if she had passed, i would never have told her about it and i would have cherished her more.
RomanceI Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by samysmoothfresh(op): 8:34pm On Jan 06, 2019
Honestly, most girls do not deserve a man's trust, love and care cos they are just plain gold digging slцts.
Sometime in october last year, during one of our normal guys hangout, a friend made a dare saying he could get my girlfriend (now ex) laid in just 4 months and suggested we made a bet of 8k.
I declined at first cos i felt it was absurd but i later gave in after they persuaded me saying the reason i refuse to bet is cos i don't trust my girl.
I swear i trusted this girl with to a very large extent cos i could tell she loved me to hell and back.................she was the one who even asked me out before we started dating.
Imagine the shock and dissappointment i felt when my friend brought proof of them fvcking yesterday.
I had to pay the 8k and this morning, i called her to end things.
I'm officailly single and I've officially experienced my first break up of 2019 which will definitely be the last since i've decided to stay of relationship for the entire year.
These wh0res aint to be trusted, even the once who seem genuine at first.
I'm not saying you should do the stupid thing i did, but not until you test them before you know they aint loyal one bit.
FamilyRe: I Find It Hard To Pretend Loving My Kids Equally, Help! by samysmoothfresh: 5:34pm On Jan 06, 2019
MissRaine69:
Those poor children will grow up with a complex because one of their parents made sure they had low self esteem on account of preference. Please do this, every month put some money away so that your children can access psychotherapy later in life. They will need it.
This is how young girls seek love in the wrong places and end up with men who mistreat them because they are looking for love they never got at home.
Your child knows you love them less and that is so so sad.
Him going for psychotherapy would be a better option, don't you think?



From his public cry for help, he definitely needs it more cos its pretty obvious he can't control his urge to prefer and favour one child over the other.


Op, seek medical help before you harm your children (or child----the other twin) in more terrible ways than you can imagine..
RomanceRe: What Is Your Deal Breaker In A Relationship by samysmoothfresh: 8:27pm On Jan 05, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Discussion for another day, Marty. How's 2019? Btw, is Jayceon still around? Looks like he deleted or something. Looks like we've finally been driven out of NL tongue
My nemesis (who probably has no idea she is) is back! shocked.


#welcome back
FamilyRe: Outrage As Boy Dances With A Big Lady. See Reactions (Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 2:59pm On Jan 05, 2019
I no even get wetin i wan talk.


To comment for nl these days just tire me.

RomanceRe: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 9:17pm On Jan 04, 2019
SlayQueenSlayer:
You won't allow her continue, right?
i no prevent her from continuing before o. grin


Cc amakavula comman continue your intriging sexperience please..........your fans await it's end.
RomanceRe: Roman Goddess Attempts To Break The Internet As She Unleashes Her Butts (PIX) by samysmoothfresh: 2:17pm On Jan 04, 2019
Someone call the cops!

She has to be arrested for attempted break and entry.
RomanceRe: Lady Reacts After Boyfriend Who Promised Her A Car Bought Her An Iphone (Photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:38pm On Jan 03, 2019
I refuse to believe overly dumb, poverty-stricken, selfish, insensitive, self-centered, lazy, foolish, unintelligent, irredeemably stupid, LovePeddler-like girls like this do exist.



Hence, i refuse to believe this story.

RomanceRe: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 8:54pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
You guys don't believe a Nigerian lady is smart, Even your first comment discredited my writing and experience. There was no curiousity or interest just snob. I feel sad. I am leaving this writing for now.
Lol


i never said nor implied that a nigerian aint smart and couldn't possible have written that.......................................... Cos obviously, a lady (perhaps a nigerian lady) is most probably the author.


I only said i hope to see a link to the original write up or a disclaimer revealing the piece was copied. smiley




PS: if some snide remarks from a couple of "faceless" guys on a faceless forum can make you sad and abandon "your story", then by all means, STOP!!, and "leave this writing for now" and maybe forever!......................Wouldnt reduce my sperm count or increase my life span anyways. smiley
RomanceRe: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 8:38pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
I actually wrote this myself, I know it's hard to believe, But I did.
why would you think "it's hard to believe"?
RomanceRe: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2019
Me waiting for op (male or female) to drop a link to the original post or type #copied at the end of the entire write up like............

RomanceRe: Former Nun Who Quit The Convent Makes Her Debut As A Porn Star by samysmoothfresh: 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2019
Hmmm jan 13th

make i go mark the date.

RomanceRe: What Drugs Or Enhancers Can I Use Go Get Rock Hard Erections by samysmoothfresh: 11:39am On Jan 02, 2019
Oga goan see a doctor.............see a doctor!!!!



I dont know what y'all who usually ask health related issues here hope to gain o.


Visit a certified doctor and be done with it. undecided
RomanceRe: Come In Here;let See The First Selfie Of Year by samysmoothfresh: 9:18am On Jan 01, 2019
Thou is beautiful, though thy shall not live by makeup alone.

There indeed lie some pretty nl ladies there in.
RomanceRe: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by samysmoothfresh: 11:43am On Dec 31, 2018
DanDeeBoss:
Post pic?? cheesycheesycheesy......No be here..just pray I repent .

RomanceRe: 9 Tips On How To Get The Man Of Your Dream In 2019 by samysmoothfresh: 11:38am On Dec 31, 2018
Cc: saffi pocohantas
RomanceRe: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by samysmoothfresh: 11:36am On Dec 31, 2018
DanDeeBoss:
Lol... cheesycheesy so na you dey terrorize Saffi....grin
bros "terrorize" is a strong word o.


bludgeon would be a better word. cheesy


you no post pic?
RomanceRe: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by samysmoothfresh: 11:29am On Dec 31, 2018
The day i had to cut my precious afro because of illness. cry

#saffi

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 9:29pm On Dec 29, 2018
CarlosTheJackal:
If only you know that when I find someone interesting here, I go undercover and know what makes him/her tick
alright undercover agent. cheesy


It's a good thing you don't find me interesting.
RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 9:21pm On Dec 29, 2018
CarlosTheJackal:
Stop being a sissy, I investigated those accusations you made against her middle of this year and I found out you were just a sorry slob whose cravings for attention can only make him to start making phantom tales that don't hold water.


You need to go find something to help your emotions unless you want to be a Psychopath
this one even went to investigate shocked

nairaland wee nor kee me!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (5 - 1) On 29th December 2018 by samysmoothfresh: 7:35pm On Dec 29, 2018
Viking07:
I'm scared of going to the Arsenal Facebook page. Chai Iwobi is going to be terribly bashed by everyone on Facebook.
why?

Na im score the 4 goals? undecided


make una leave my guy for me o.................he got an assist and i think thats fair enough!

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 6:13pm On Dec 29, 2018
DanDeeBoss:
Na laugh I just dey laugh... cheesycheesy....Na e-war and Trolling full there..gringrin..
cheesy
which page the thing hot pass?
RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 6:10pm On Dec 29, 2018
MRSoftapples:
You think it is only a man that can help you in life?

Even a female can be of help to you, from nairaland.

The problem with some guys in Nairaland is that they diss and troll ladies that can help them from brokenness offline, just to form alpha males.

How can a jobless fool be trolling daughter of a minister or Governor on Nairaland.

Only if you know the numbers of female celebs or rich ladies that are on Nairaland.

Hungry never beat some guys sha.

Are there not men that are working under Ophra Winfrey?
cheesy
y'all should understand everyone on nl joined for one reason or the other best known to them and not everyone joined to find helpers (male or female).


Some joined to kill boredom and have fun
others join to meet new people and somehow pull out of their "introvert shell"
still, others join to "diss and troll women.........just to form alpha males" like you said. Etc.



Everyone should act like they want to while everyone keep shut and mind their fvcking business.



@embolden in red ink, speaking from experience?

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