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Romance / Re: See Why This Guy Destroyed A Wedding Venue. Right Or Wrong? by samysmoothfresh: 10:46am On Dec 20, 2018
Saffi
Romance / Re: See Why This Guy Destroyed A Wedding Venue. Right Or Wrong? by samysmoothfresh: 10:39am On Dec 20, 2018
Nigga is a stupid, foolish, low-self esteemed preek and he just had to add "violent and crazy" to his many negative qualities with this act of his.............................he should just kill the hoe and add "murderer" to it.

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Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why Guys Verbally Abuse Ladies On Nairaland by samysmoothfresh: 10:36am On Dec 20, 2018
You gave 8 reasons but failed to mention the most important.


for the fun of it.


oh well i guess "immature" in a way covers this reason cos only an immature person would enjoy insulting someone he/she doesnt know.



I enjoy doing so though............aint that right saffi?

Romance / Re: Any Man Who Cannot Make A Woman Cum During Sxx Is Completely Useless In Life” by samysmoothfresh: 10:18am On Dec 20, 2018
Saffi is this true?
Romance / Re: Why Is Nairaland Filled With Hypocrites? by samysmoothfresh: 10:14am On Dec 20, 2018
Earthbound:
Who conducted the 'survey''?

Romance / Re: Can Someone Please Explain This? by samysmoothfresh: 9:40am On Dec 20, 2018
Holy fvck!!

Which kind mumu people and mumu thread just full NL these days? undecided

#saffi

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Romance / Re: Pls Help I Have A Very Low Libido by samysmoothfresh: 11:42pm On Dec 18, 2018
jameshow:


i used to do 3 rounds non stop without issue before now just one round and you said i should not complain


oh i understand now grin


jamesshow's show has reduced from 3rounds to 1round cheesy



see your doctor!!
Romance / Re: Pls Help I Have A Very Low Libido by samysmoothfresh: 11:31pm On Dec 18, 2018
5-10 mins and you're complaining? undecided


oga God send you come this earth to come die ontop woman matter, or worse, "die ontop woman"?
Romance / Re: NSFW Content : How Is This Possible ( Photo ) by samysmoothfresh: 11:18pm On Dec 18, 2018
nwanneni:
bro how far?



nwanneni:
bros no vex,i know how e dey be for who maga never pay before.just continue this format,maga go drop.
As for my IQ,Worry not baba.it has made me so comfortable so far.
Stay cool bro,thnx

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Romance / Re: My First Time Being In Love. by samysmoothfresh: 8:56pm On Dec 17, 2018
Op, kindly go to the kitchen/kitchenette/makeshift kitchen in your flat/self-con/face-me-i-face-you apartment and pick up the sharpest knife you can find.


Put your hands into you worn out boxers, pull out your 3-inches peniis, lift the sharp knife high above your head and bring it down on your outstretched peniis.


After that, lift up the said knife again and swiftly slit your throat.


Thank you.

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Romance / Re: Help My Manhood Is Too Hyperactive by samysmoothfresh: 10:08pm On Dec 14, 2018
royalair:
Have this, use it morning and night but if symptoms persist after 3 days consult your doctor


my niggah!!


Na you be the real doctor and na only you understand op problem! cheesy

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Romance / Re: Lady Holds Her Braided Wig, Rock Natural Hair In Pre-wedding Photos With Her Man by samysmoothfresh: 9:40pm On Dec 14, 2018
CaZmir:
Beautiful. slim, dark and pretty my kind coolcool

my niggah!!!

Romance / Re: Lady Holds Her Braided Wig, Rock Natural Hair In Pre-wedding Photos With Her Man by samysmoothfresh: 9:37pm On Dec 14, 2018
Is it weird that i wish i was the guy marrying this ravishing beauty. embarassed

nigga is handsome, babe is pretty and hot...............perfect combo

Romance / Re: A Distress Call To All Nairalanders by samysmoothfresh: 9:26pm On Dec 14, 2018
Saffi
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samysmoothfresh: 9:18pm On Dec 14, 2018
samuelchimmy:

Mehn you are making me feel like I've done bro... Will update you

will be waiting and good luck man.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samysmoothfresh: 8:59pm On Dec 14, 2018
samuelchimmy:

I want to get her laid


perfect payback!!!


thats the samuel in you bro cool


when you eventually fvck her, make sure you do it rough and dont give her an orgasm..............fvck her and cum on her damn tits.



Hope you share details when the deed is done though. grin

meanwhile cheers my guy!

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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by samysmoothfresh: 8:43pm On Dec 14, 2018
samuelchimmy:


Lmao, no, that's way too high...., I think I have a better idea what to do to her now.. Thanks

i no fit believe say na my namesake dey mumu for girl like this so.........girl wey you no dey fvck!!! angry



what's the better idea you have sef..........what did you do?
Romance / Re: *UPDATED* Just Few Days To Christmas. What Would You Like For Christmass ? by samysmoothfresh: 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2018
Saffi needs a wealthy man so she doesnt have to experience poverty again.

Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Breaks Up With Sholaye Jeremi Her Baby Daddy by samysmoothfresh: 8:01pm On Dec 14, 2018
Saffi:
I normallly support women, but as time has gone on she kinda is giving me very bad vibes. There’s something about that woman we don’t know. I don’t trust her, she’s a liar. Who falls pregnant at 36, I felt like I was reading a teenage love affair story. Na wa oh. Desperation is not good.

......whether they're right or wrong?


#dumb reasoning!!
Romance / Re: Am I Being Stupid Here?? by samysmoothfresh: 7:51pm On Dec 14, 2018
Saffi:
You’re obsessed. Stop quoting me every minute, jeez. I don’t like you, I’ll never want you. Coming from someone who looks like a starved squirrel you should know what true poverty feels like. Fortunately I can’t relate. Stay away from me.

cheesy
i've given you numerous needless mentions but you only chose to reply this particular one.


I must have been really close to the truth and prolly hit a nerve for this to have drawn you out from you "ignore him" stance. cheesy


and @embolden, who gives a fvck...............like literally? undecided

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Stupid Here?? by samysmoothfresh: 1:30pm On Dec 13, 2018
Saffi:
If you love yourself, go for the man who is financially responsible and able to take care of you. Imagine a man living with his baby mama, and you want To jejely squeeze yourself in, madam you no get shame? You think he doesn’t have access to her puna? Good diickk and fine looks do not pay the bills, you’re just in lust with the first dude. A woman with a child, you have to be extra smart you’ve got no time to waste. Please use a condom and don’t allow any man to trap you without a ring, didn’t you learn from the first mistake ? Ogaaa ohhh.


it's always about finance/money/cash with you.


Makes me wonder if your intense love for financial security and advocating that women marry wealthy financially stable men is fueled by the bitter experience of your mom, relative or close acquintance who married a poor wan and was forced to live a poverty stricken life.


You may have lived in such family setting and hence your desire to avoid such for yourself and future kids.


Anyways to be fair, you made a tiny winny bit of sense in your write up.

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Stupid Here?? by samysmoothfresh: 1:26pm On Dec 13, 2018
Niggahs and bitches above me be saying "follow your heart", "do what you think is best for you", "follow your heart but use your head" etc


they dont know op's heart and head is as confused as she is right now.


Una want make she follow her confused "heart and head" abi

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Romance / Re: Colourich by samysmoothfresh: 10:56am On Dec 13, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
This is all a misunderstanding. She mentioned me here for something else. Please don't be too quick to judge people without substantial information.

Thanks.


failed attempt at damage control!!!...........she prolly spent all night explaining herself and pleading you make this comment to clear her evil and hypocritical ways.

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Romance / Re: Today Is World Virgin Day Across The Globe by samysmoothfresh: 10:34am On Dec 13, 2018
kelvinrhs:
Happy Anniversary to them

my nigga!!!

Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Date Women When You’re So Arrogant And Overconfident? by samysmoothfresh: 11:18pm On Dec 12, 2018
pocohantas:
It is either you are broke or you haven't met the perfect low-self esteemed girl that will swallow all your bullshit.

Men worse than you have gotten married and procreated with women without standards. Your woman will come.


this woman is a clown!!

Romance / Re: Diego Maradona’s Daughter Posts Photo Of Her Bum Online (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:13pm On Dec 12, 2018
lefulefu:
mehnnnnn! for an Argentine lady she has quite a chunky behind dmmm shocked shocked

cheesy
na the meme be that!!
Make i save am grin

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