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Romance / Re: I Might Come Back To Nigeria by samysmoothfresh: 8:02pm On Dec 12, 2018
pcguru1:


You are in the US, you can report the issue that's not proper but as long as they are not gang so you are not targeted and I hope this is not fictional because I will feel stupid for writing all these epistle


you're acting like you dont know this failed troll....................bitch been trolling since 2009.


You better start feeling stupid now.

Romance / Re: Diego Maradona’s Daughter Posts Photo Of Her Bum Online (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 7:52pm On Dec 12, 2018
decatalyst:
His father's drug and wayward life is rubbing off on her.


I beg carry this dry yansh comot for here jare

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Romance / Re: Diego Maradona’s Daughter Posts Photo Of Her Bum Online (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 7:51pm On Dec 12, 2018
Hollly cow!!!


That ass is bae mehn!!


I dey like this kain portable ass wey dey round for top and get that oval shape below, just between the upper thighs.............when she goes on all fours, and closes her legs, the pussy go just peg and show in full view without you having to part her thighs or lift up excess flesh in the ass.


Lord bless this ass!!


Cc: lefulefu abeg help me with that "sweet jesus......that ass" meme
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Indicate To Your Guy That You Want Sex by samysmoothfresh: 10:14pm On Dec 11, 2018
Op dem no go talk anything jareh



meanwhile It's complicated when bae is shy.....


Personally i know she wants some dickking when she starts iving me attitude and acting all bitchy

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Sports / Champios League LIVE: Liverpool Vs Napoli.....9pm Kick Off!! by samysmoothfresh: 8:42pm On Dec 11, 2018
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has told his players they are "responsible for the situation" but can "put it right" as they go into their final Champions League group game against Napoli needing a win.

The Reds need a 1-0 victory or to win by two goals to progress, but any win will do if Paris St-Germain do not beat Red Star Belgrade at the same time.

"We caused the situation, but we still have the chance to go through and that is pretty special," said Klopp. "I'm really looking forward to it."

Last season's beaten finalists have won their two home games - but lost all three on the road - including their two most recent Champions League games, 2-0 at Red Star and 2-1 at PSG.

"We knew after the Napoli game [in the second round of games] it was not good and Belgrade was not any better," Klopp said ahead of Tuesday night's Group C clash at Anfield.

"So far at home we have been good and we need to be even better on Tuesday. I told the boys if nothing special happens with a referee decision we will get what we deserve."

Liverpool defender Virgil van Dijk said: "We want to show we belong in the Champions League.

"We are doing very well in the league and we can show it in the Champions League. It's our own fault we are in this position but we have a way of getting out of it."

Napoli, who only need a point to progress, are unbeaten in 12 games in all competitions.




TEAM NEWS:

Liverpool starting 11:

13Alisson

66Alexander-Arnold

32Matip

4van Dijk

26Robertson

5Wijnaldum

14Henderson

7Milner

11Salah

9Roberto Firmino

10Mané

substitutes:

3Fabinho
6Lovren
8Keita
15Sturridge
22Mignolet
23Shaqiri
27Origi

Napoli starting 11:

25Ospina

19Maksimovic

33Albiol

26Koulibaly

6Mário Rui

7Callejón

5Marques Loureiro

17Hamsik

8Ruiz

24Insigne

14Mertens

substitutes:

11Ounas
20Zielinski
23Hysaj
27Karnezis
31Ghoulam
42Diawara
99Milik

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/46511873


dorp your predictions before kick-off


I predict a 4-1 win to Liverpool!!



Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala, obotami, rocktation, dominique

Romance / Re: Yakubu Chanji Nafsi-Nafsi Marries 15-Year-Old Girl In Niger State (Photos) by samysmoothfresh: 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2018
all this bastard pedophiles don come again.

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Romance / Re: I Need Urgent Relationship Advice by samysmoothfresh: 7:10pm On Dec 11, 2018
derrydinny:
I love having sex with pregnant women, send her contact asap, God bless you

Romance / Re: I Need Urgent Relationship Advice by samysmoothfresh: 2:56pm On Dec 11, 2018
From your write up, here are


A) Reasons why you should shut the fvck up and accept the damn pregnancy



1) she told you the pregnancy is yours and since you love her and believe her even though you're not 100% certain.


2) you did not tell us whether you slept with her 4months ago.............but since you think the pregnancy might be yours, i want to believe you did.



B) Reasons why you should doubt that the pregnancy is yours and probably not accept it


1) She cheated on you exactly 4months ago which is the same time period as the pregnancy.................thats a major coincedence and it should be noted that she's a cheat!!!.


2) she only told you about the prgenancy 4 months later.................why will she wait that long to tell you about the pregnancy unless maybe she herself wasnt sure it's yours and she wanted to confam and perhaps strategize on who she'd dump the pregnancy on!!.


3) you read her chat with her colleague and concluded that they used condom....................oga na phone dem dey use condom?
Abi you no know say condom dey burst?..........you no even know whether them change mind con decide to go raw?


4) she's open to abortion.............why will someone who loves you and claim the child she's carrying is yours "be open to abortion"................this is highly suspicious as it might be a means of erasing her tracks unless maybe u guys are teenagers who aint ready for marriage and such a huge responsibility!!!




To the questions you asked,


how should i handle the situation?


ANSWER: even though eveything points to the fact that the pregnancy aint yours, just sow a seed of patience in your heart and wait for the baby to be born before you carry out the DNA test..............if it comes out negative, kindly spit on the hoe and walk away.


what can i do to feel better


ANSWER: pick up your bible and read from genesis to revelation plus eat lots of water melon as it helps relieve stress cheesy


in the meantime, cheers to the probability of you being a father soon mate!

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Romance / Re: My Bro's Friend Pre Wedding Pics by samysmoothfresh: 1:14pm On Dec 11, 2018
amaniro:


No lady will comfortably say this. It's disgusting. Except you are a guy hiding under the disguise of this female moniker.


Cc;Lefulefu

Cc;Cater009

CcOdd1out

Cc;SweetBuns


I don catch onecheesy


oga no dey form yeye detective.


A woman is behind the moniker.


And she be edo babe..............na so dem edo babes be and na so dem dey do/talk

Romance / Re: Curvy Actress Shyngle Hospitalized In Lagos After A Suicide Attempt by samysmoothfresh: 12:38pm On Dec 11, 2018
Earthbound:

Do you know the amount of negativity she's receiving from her fellow women? Her waist alone is enough reason for jealousy.

yea bro.............. I actually follow her on twitter and i can tell the level of hate she receives from men and esp women cos she flaunts her tiny waists most times.


She usually acts like she gives zero fvcks but now, it seems all na fronting......................the hate and jealousy filled words may have gotten to her afterall

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Romance / Re: My Bro's Friend Pre Wedding Pics by samysmoothfresh: 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2018
alhassanyusuf29:
Alhamdulillah rabbil Alamin, they will finally make it official on 5th January 2019 after 7 years of relationship

My bros friend is getting married, so decided to bring u some pre wedding pictures.. Nairalanders, kindly come celebrate and show them some love, I wish I could be there but I'm far away sad

you guys are always fond of doing this BS. angry


make we come celebrate with them, yet you no drop venue....................you dey craze ni? undecided


meanwhile HML to the cute couple.


Future children be looking like soft-fresh-smooth agege bread.

Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Told His Mum I'm His Friend by samysmoothfresh: 10:59am On Dec 11, 2018
ShenTeh:
Op, absolutely nothing wrong

You like drama! You are upset already because your bf addressed you as friend to his mum.

Be patient, meet his mum first, and next time he'd just say "Mum I'm with 'AshakeT' "


my wise niggah!!

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Romance / Re: [photo] Mobile Phone Explosion Kills Woman, Injured Husband In Bedroom by samysmoothfresh: 10:34am On Dec 11, 2018
I used to take this BS for jokes till it blasted and literally took off my roommates left ear one night.


Since then i don't charge phones at night and even when i do, i make sure to remove it before sleeping.


These stories are real...........and people should be careful!!.


My condolences to the family.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Told His Mum I'm His Friend by samysmoothfresh: 10:20am On Dec 11, 2018
Haba............you no be e friend before?


I mean are you not supposed to be best friends with your gf/bf in a relationship.


Girls and drama be like buhari and failure

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Romance / Re: It Took Her How Many Days B4 Accepting Your Proposal???? by samysmoothfresh: 10:15am On Dec 11, 2018
Nigga she asked me out and it took me 3 days to decide before accepting her proposal.



#no jokes.

Romance / Re: Curvy Actress Shyngle Hospitalized In Lagos After A Suicide Attempt by samysmoothfresh: 10:01am On Dec 11, 2018
Wetin go make this soft babe attempt suicide na?

the ridicule she always received cos of her tiny waist finally got to her

abi na these bloggers don come again with their cock-and-bull story undecided

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