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Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Trash, They Are Useless ( Photo ) by samysmoothfresh: 10:02am On Dec 10, 2018

Xinzu:
I will still fúck this one with ordinary shawarma and Fanta.

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Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by samysmoothfresh: 9:45am On Dec 10, 2018

Twoclans:
My captain the OP asked for guys, I am a lady.
You can apply I think she is genuine.

what's that on your dp please?

Romance › Re: How Can You Start a convo With A Girl And Immediately She Ask For Recharge Card by samysmoothfresh: 9:30am On Dec 10, 2018

Rextizzle:
Some of these Nigerian girls don't have any atom of shame at all, this is why guys should go for foreign girls, its obvious poverty has dealt with these so called slayqueens. this is just pathetic!

Mind you it's not like I can't send her recharge card or money, but this girl feels she's entitled to it.
you can't control a responsible man because you have a hole in between your legs, only a pussy ass nigger will be that easy to control.

where the pictures?

Romance › Re: A Nairalander And His Beautiful Fiancee's Introduction And Pre-wedding Pictures by samysmoothfresh: 9:09am On Dec 10, 2018

The nigga is fine.
The babe is.....err.....fair undecided

hml to them

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Romance › Re: A governanor's Sex Tape Leaked On Facebook by samysmoothfresh: 7:51am On Dec 10, 2018

qwertyboss:
go hug transformer!!!

Romance › Re: Types Of Vaginas - Which One Do You Have (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 10:26pm On Dec 09, 2018

Alexaonfleek:
So which time will I have to look into my vaggie and identity my type

I'll check mine if buhari comes again 2019 jare

make i go save this comment and write am for my diary.

The day buhari wins the election, i go give multiple mentions.

Meanwhile, only 1, 11(for doggy) and maybe 13, 14 and 6 be real vaginas

the others na "pussy"

Romance › Re: How To Fall In Love With The Right Person -By Relationship Coach Tayo Demola by samysmoothfresh: 10:21pm On Dec 09, 2018

Na wah for some people o.

You just siddon, on data, open youtube con begin watch video on love from "relationship coach".

Endtime girl!!

Romance › Re: A governanor's Sex Tape Leaked On Facebook by samysmoothfresh: 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2018

You're a bastard!!

Na wetin dey your dp just full your brain so........ angry

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Romance › Re: Uganda Finally Bans Pornographic Sites by samysmoothfresh: 10:02pm On Dec 09, 2018

Ishilove:
Great move. Nigeria should follow suit.

slimjohn2k5:
This is commendable as it has cause too many atrocities, child rape, gayism, etc . it should also be banned in Nigeria.

two of una dey mad ni?

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Trash, They Are Useless ( Photo ) by samysmoothfresh: 9:50pm On Dec 09, 2018

DanDeeBoss:
....

no fear bros, cos her vagina can take it.

I hear it's 2kilometers wide and 400feet deep

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Romance › Re: Young Man’s Awkward Selfie With His Partner In Bed Trends Online. Photo by samysmoothfresh: 9:38pm On Dec 09, 2018

DonHummer:
pls dont insult them. from there posture it seems they were only practising child delivery.

you be werey!!

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Trash, They Are Useless ( Photo ) by samysmoothfresh: 9:31pm On Dec 09, 2018

This one is on heat!!

Can someone please give ~~him~~ her a mature fertile 32-inches c0ck.

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Romance › Re: She Is Pregnant And I Don't Love Her by samysmoothfresh: 9:27pm On Dec 09, 2018

Attention seeker!!
Make i dey go jareh

Romance › Re: What Feminists Want by samysmoothfresh: 8:05pm On Dec 09, 2018

MJBOLT:
feminism is a mental disorder

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Romance › Re: Real Ghost Stories That Are Scary by samysmoothfresh: 6:47pm On Dec 09, 2018

DonX001:
Lol, you're absolutely right.
Most of these stories are either frank bullshit or the product of a hyperactive imagination already primed by preexisting fear....including 99% of the ones on this thread.

@bolded thats the case 50% percent of the time, 49% are made up BS and perhaps for the benefit of doubt a meagre 1% might be true.

It's basically the same with dreams.

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Romance › Re: Real Ghost Stories That Are Scary by samysmoothfresh: 2:47pm On Dec 09, 2018

My close friend died early last month and he was a die hard chelsea fan who made it a habit to watch every chelsea EPL match in a particular viewing centre in my area.

Yesterday, i went to watch chelsea's match against man city.
When i paid and entered, i saw him sitting on the floor in front of the first row.

I was so shocked and i almost screamed. The thing became worse when he turned round, smiled at me, stood up and walked through the wall.,

up till this very moment, i am still in shock and havent eaten since................fear no even let me watch the match again.

You see how sweet and how easily you believed the short fabricated story i wrote up there...............that is exactly what the shiiit op posted is........short fabricated stories.

The few very rare cases where these things occur and are true, is when the parties involved worship demons/idols, practice spiritism and divination, are diabolic and involve in diabolic acts, are disillusioned, crazy and have that sickness where illusion is mistaken for reality!!!

Normal humans dont believe this shiiit!!!

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Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by samysmoothfresh: 2:33pm On Dec 09, 2018

Hehehhe who be this mumu mgbeke?

I mean, wetin she dey feel like?

abeg Make i dey go jareh. This thread na for mumus

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Romance › Re: Self-defense Tips Every Woman Should Know (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 8:33am On Dec 09, 2018

You hold and twist the guy fingers, he give you blow for eye with the other hand...................hence 8 highly ineffective!!!

You elbow e face, it'll be like stone hitting rock...........hence, 7 is slightly ineffective!!.

6 is very very ineffective!!!.......you grab his legs and expect him to fall.........hehhehe

Las las na kick to the balls and pepper spray to the eyes na im sure pass o.

Pocohantas comman see and learn self-defense skills............you'll need it for "your trolls"

Romance › Re: Why Do We Hate Naija Women So Much? by samysmoothfresh: 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2018

pocohantas:
No, tell me. I will believe your judgement as one of them...

i can't believe you think i'm one of your trolls.

You, poco, just broke my heart......my fragile heart!

Romance › Re: Lawlahdey I Love You Please by samysmoothfresh: 10:28pm On Dec 08, 2018*

Having carried out a detailed survey on op's brain, we have come to the conclusion that op has no sense.......as in ZERO sense!

He needs 4 plates of sour beans, 2 crates of rotten eggs and a chilled bottle of expired yoyo bitters to blend.

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Romance › Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 10:01pm On Dec 08, 2018

IamPlato:
obviously You Can Afford My Book. Have You Seen My Book its Just N200

epic reply!!

The spirit of ilegend is strong in you!!

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Romance › Re: Don't Wait! Get This Stuff Now! (Picture) by samysmoothfresh: 9:54pm On Dec 08, 2018

You don turn to ilegend wey dey post misleading topic abi? undecided

if i kick ur peniis now wetin you go talk?

Romance › Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 9:39pm On Dec 08, 2018

hafsatadebisi:
A female roommate needed in Awka, Anambra state capital. If interested just quote me

are you a female or she?

Romance › Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 9:33pm On Dec 08, 2018

kemicalreaction:
Too many lies I guess

no comment! cheesy

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Romance › Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2018

BiafraBushBoy:
Not funny.

It pisses me off... go see such lame girls and guys on Instagram claiming CEO of Shoes Empire

Fvcking annoying.

She immediately tried rubbing her shoe business success in my face - some girls sef.

Romance › Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 9:22pm On Dec 08, 2018

Hehehehehhe

most of these people no know say 70% of the girls wey comment for this thread no be "girls" cheesy

one mumu even tell one say, "i want to be your friend........am a young lawyer"

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