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Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please Help Me, I'm Dying by samysmoothfresh: 4:04pm On Dec 06, 2018
Op forgive me but i cant stop myself from lauging out loud.


I dey always laff people wey masturbation dey turn their once active pole to lifeless rope.

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Romance / Re: Pls Help Me, I Need Relationship Advice Ooo by samysmoothfresh: 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2018
krissy123:


See how you excluded yourself. Aren't u black too?
i meant those with black reasoning.

Romance / Re: Please Guys Confirm With Me If This Is A Scam. by samysmoothfresh: 3:43pm On Dec 06, 2018
lefulefu:
na ppl wey mostly dey greedy dey fall for their scam formats

no be lie.

Na so one catch one of my greedy relative (a cousin).


Oga don lose 296k before e eye clear. cheesy
Romance / Re: Boy Posted Naked Photos Of Girl. (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:59am On Dec 06, 2018
lefulefu:
aghhh toto stew shocked

TOTO STEW
Ingredients:

1) Toto water
2) fresh pepper
3) tin tomatoes
4) garlic and tatashey
5) maggi and salt.

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Romance / Re: Boy Posted Naked Photos Of Girl. (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:56am On Dec 06, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Who wears white g-string with black leggings?? Farmtool got served


so technically, white g-string should go with.......?

Romance / Re: Boy Posted Naked Photos Of Girl. (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:40am On Dec 06, 2018
lefulefu:
biko where is donstan grin i for like see im comment here grin

cheesy donstan18.........we dey wait.
Romance / Re: Boy Posted Naked Photos Of Girl. (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:37am On Dec 06, 2018
MichaelBukamzy:
She prapared stew with toto water(as the guy talk oo). na her friend we she tell,reveal to the guy.

you say?!!


Cc lefulefu

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Romance / Re: Boy Posted Naked Photos Of Girl. (photo) by samysmoothfresh: 11:33am On Dec 06, 2018
AryEmber:
A lot will girls will remain stupid till Jesus comes back.

Romance / Re: Man Goes Viral After Sharing Photos Of Himself In Bed With 23 Different Women by samysmoothfresh: 11:29am On Dec 06, 2018
OdikwaRisky:
hey babe pls reply my PMs Just wanna be friends nothing else. are you based in Lagos?

just look at this one! undecided

no be even one PM e don send.

Romance / Re: Man Goes Viral After Sharing Photos Of Himself In Bed With 23 Different Women by samysmoothfresh: 11:27am On Dec 06, 2018
dannybrasky:
Some people are viewing this topic to see if peradventure they would come across any lady that is familiar grin .
I hope ya girlfriend's no dey among?


Cc mynd44, lalasticlala

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Romance / Re: Some Girls shaa. (Pics Added) by samysmoothfresh: 11:18am On Dec 06, 2018
Escabado:

Just imagine a born throw way like you . Child of the gutter . Mumu

e pain am die o!!

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Romance / Re: Some Girls shaa. (Pics Added) by samysmoothfresh: 9:27am On Dec 06, 2018
I only came for the pictures.


You jobless bastard, where are the pictures?

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Having Bleep With This Girl Close To Me! by samysmoothfresh: 9:22am On Dec 06, 2018
Hydee247:

Thanks for your advise
Expressing my feelings in fulltime grammatical words here doesn't mean!

no be lie!

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Having Bleep With This Girl Close To Me! by samysmoothfresh: 8:58am On Dec 06, 2018
Oga you sure say where you dey so na "one of the best polytecnic in Nigeria"?.


E fit be say na either them lie give you or na you personally never explore and exploit the fine assets wey the "best polytecnic" get to offer.


Anyhow sha, about your problem, just talk to her na.

Tell am say una gats define wetin una get and the sex suppose reduce to like 5 times in a week.


For now, na only talk or avoiding her completely go fit help you bros cos once girl don dey addicted to sex and one particular dick, eh, na only God dey fit save the "dick" and the niggha wey get the dick.

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Romance / Re: Pls Help Me, I Need Relationship Advice Ooo by samysmoothfresh: 8:55am On Dec 06, 2018
Oga, you and your babe should stop going to "church, mosque", shrine, mountain top, herbalist etc.

And tell your mom to stop meeting her soccerers and confused juju men in the form of pastors.


The sooner you blacks realise these pastors, reverends, bishops, priests, apostles, evangelists etc are out to exploit, deceive, restrict, exploit again, destroy, cause commotion, exploit yet again, and confuse you, the better!!!

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Romance / Re: Please Guys Confirm With Me If This Is A Scam. by samysmoothfresh: 8:44am On Dec 06, 2018
Only the "Am" don confam say na scam!!


Sometimes i dey wonder if these scammers dey use charm cos them dey mostly target people wey go fall for the scam i.e greedy people or people wey get one problem or the other wey dem (the scammers) fit exploit.


Eg, op get laptop problem, and the oga con use the problem take draw am take.


Meanwhile op say: "hi to her too".............."he's cute"


e just confuse ontop the baby sex.

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Romance / Re: Busty Lady With Massive Boobs Fully Expose, Causes Stir On Talent TV Show (Pics) by samysmoothfresh: 9:55pm On Dec 05, 2018
I no even know which one ugly pass between her face, boobs, legs and entire body.


#spits

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Romance / Re: My Husband Has Many Female Friends!should I Worry?? by samysmoothfresh: 9:36pm On Dec 05, 2018
greatnaija01:
You are so pretty yet not even aware of how bad a situation you are IN..... you and your husband are best for each other because you both are cheaters.

IN MAY YOU POSTED ABOUT STILL BEING IN LOVE WITH YOUR EX, AND YOU AND YOUR NIGERIAN EX ARE STILL IN COMMUNICATION.... yet in NOV you discovered your husband does not show you LOVE..... yet you still stay with him, SO WHAT ELSE... this is December and you simply are not GETTING THE MESSAGE..... you both are CHEATING ON EACH OTHER WITH YOUR EXES.......

enjoy your life... better not pout, better don't cry and am telling you why....SANTA CLAUS is cummin to town



so na only she post all these shiiiit within 8 months.


#troll alert.

Romance / Re: My Husband Has Many Female Friends!should I Worry?? by samysmoothfresh: 9:30pm On Dec 05, 2018
Didnt you know he had a lot of female friends before marrying him? undecided

why e be say na now the thing wan con dey worry you.
Romance / Re: At What Age Should One Start Thinking Of Marriage? by samysmoothfresh: 9:27pm On Dec 05, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
grin grin ;DTrouble maker
grin
what did you "closedup" @signature.

Your heart?

Romance / Re: Romancelanders,what Are The Dirtiest Secrets That You Haven’t Told Anybody? by samysmoothfresh: 8:37pm On Dec 05, 2018
I hate saffi, but i cant get over her thighs.

There, i said it!

Romance / Re: At What Age Should One Start Thinking Of Marriage? by samysmoothfresh: 8:31pm On Dec 05, 2018
For women, 21
for men, whenever they want.

For saffi, no comment!

Romance / Re: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by samysmoothfresh: 8:13pm On Dec 05, 2018
tommychow:


Lmao. Runz girls/slay mama no dey send again, dey no dey fear. Runz business and Yahoo Yahoo don take over.

no be lie!

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Romance / Re: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by samysmoothfresh: 7:51pm On Dec 05, 2018
tommychow:
If you are living or have lived on the Island, you would have quickly realized 99% of jobless, young girls are into runz. Likeeee! They're so overpopulated here.

I've been wondering who actually knacks these runz girls. Who creates this business for them to the point they've oversaturated the whole Island?

If you're a runz girl working on the Island, let's hear your thoughts.


cheesy cheesy
see this one!!


You expect say dem go comment?

No be who dey proud of e job go announce am.


Dey dere dey wait for "their thoughts"

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Romance / Re: Ladies, You Have To Rethink B4 Treating Any Man Like Trash! by samysmoothfresh: 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2018
Saffi
Romance / Re: Ladies, You Have To Rethink B4 Treating Any Man Like Trash! by samysmoothfresh: 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2018
cheesy this guy na mad man o!

See statistics!

Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Be Sexually Addicted To A Particular Person? by samysmoothfresh: 4:43pm On Dec 05, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Like always wanting to have s*x with a particular person You can't stay up to a month without wanting to s*x with the person.

yea it's possible........crazy, but it is. grin

why would this bother you BTW.....mind sharing?
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Be Sexually Addicted To A Particular Person? by samysmoothfresh: 4:30pm On Dec 05, 2018
By sexually addicted you mean?

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