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RomanceRe: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 9:15pm On Dec 08, 2018
BiafraBushBoy:
Clearly, an illiterate who doesn't understand the difference between a Founder, Entrepreneur, MD, and CEO

Someone pays 55k to register a dead coy with the CAC, comes out and throw open her mouth wide calling herself CEO - without even knowing the meaning.

RomanceRe: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 9:13pm On Dec 08, 2018
finalboss:
why are you like this ehn. Cnt stp laughing

RomanceRe: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 7:31pm On Dec 08, 2018
Admin401:
Not a single person here has a job except allaboutkatiee, everyone is a student, but they run to insult guys. Look at how they avoid this thread.

RomanceRe: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 7:26pm On Dec 08, 2018
Admin401:
Meaning you jump from one yahoo guy with Mercedez Benz to another. Way to expose yourself.

RomanceRe: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by samysmoothfresh: 7:25pm On Dec 08, 2018
hehehehhe

i no just know why this thread dey make me laff!!!

RomanceRe: Is This Girl Ass For Real??? by samysmoothfresh: 7:15pm On Dec 08, 2018
lefulefu:
real as in non china made grin
cheesy
gbam......i talk am say na only you fit know

RomanceRe: What A Stingy Partner Wants To Do This Christmas by samysmoothfresh: 11:58am On Dec 08, 2018
painbrain:
she want to use the chicken to prepare STEW for her main guy,...hope you grab grin
my niggah

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 11:47am On Dec 08, 2018
Op, google say nothing like involuntary testicular-scrotal-penile movement.


Go ask your village people wetin dem give you.


Cc: missraine69/missr69 do you know what an involuntary blah blah blah mean?. cheesy

RomanceRe: . by samysmoothfresh: 11:40am On Dec 08, 2018
Jesu!!

Oga which kain sickness you go carry so? cheesy



Wait first make i go browse wetin the "involuntay testicular-srotal-penile-movements" mean before i modify.

RomanceRe: Why Do We Hate Naija Women So Much? by samysmoothfresh: 11:37am On Dec 08, 2018
pocohantas:
34 dear, 34... grin
grin
you know what would be a perfect epic reply to "your trolls" ?
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Ass For Real??? by samysmoothfresh: 11:31am On Dec 08, 2018
Foodforthought:
Don't mind that thing...she's probably jobless so she doesn't know which days are for work and which ones are for rest
highcollide:
today is Saturday which might probably be a rest day for him. Moreover, he's not responsible for your having an ironing board for an ass.
this one off me!!


Cc: lefulefu.........is this ass realllllllllll? shocked

na only you fit know!

RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Girl That Refused To Date You Several Years Ago? by samysmoothfresh: 7:12am On Dec 08, 2018
IamD18:
You don't want to be used. How? Are you a virgin? Make una try dey get sense Abeg.

You have been having sex with your ex for five years without any thing to boast of from the relationship, and here you are, talking about being used.


Biko! Fire down with him, if he ends up as your husband, your luck. But if he fvcks, treat you like trash and dump you for refusing him then, you endure and vamoose.

Relationship na luck. No scripts for it.
my brother i tire o.


After 5yrs of multiple sex with ex and maybe 2yrs of freelance sex and one night stands when she dey single, she still dey talk about using.

wetin dem wan use again?

RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Girl That Refused To Date You Several Years Ago? by samysmoothfresh: 7:00am On Dec 08, 2018
pcguru1:
Lol biased statement
cheesy
and the "unbiased statement" would be.,.......?

FamilyRe: Should I Continue Giving Money To My Friend's Wife? by samysmoothfresh: 6:53am On Dec 08, 2018
showafrica:
Some women are just crazy, see how confident she feels asking another man for money. She get luck no be one Mara fakar who for fuxkk her lik crazy.

RomanceRe: Why Do We Hate Naija Women So Much? by samysmoothfresh: 12:07am On Dec 08, 2018
pocohantas:
Anyone that mocks me for being an evening newspaper won't grow to be one grin

That said, who even started this shii of me being old? I am just 34.
23.


You're 23 not 34..............


@bolded, i believe that would be your 8th ex.................the frustrated lilly-livered nigga called ________

RomanceRe: I Heard Fat Men Are More Generous And Loving Than Slim Men by samysmoothfresh: 11:56pm On Dec 07, 2018
Ilamina:
. But have small dicks
have you fvcked one before?
RomanceRe: Why Do We Hate Naija Women So Much? by samysmoothfresh: 9:38pm On Dec 07, 2018
pocohantas:
Obviously you are. Hopefully you don't get as old as I am wink. You wouldn't wanna be an evening newspaper, will you?

RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Girl That Refused To Date You Several Years Ago? by samysmoothfresh: 9:30pm On Dec 07, 2018
Saffi:
Was it her fault that she was in a relationship and the guy was asking her out? Now she’s single, she’s ready to give the guy a chance, what’s the issue please?

Please don’t be a stero typical airhead, please try to use your brain. Just a lil lil bitttt
this girl is so rude, aggressive, ill-mannered and violent!!! undecided undecided

RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Girl That Refused To Date You Several Years Ago? by samysmoothfresh:
Juliusdaughter:
How? I didn't date him then cos I was with someone. Not that I refused to date him because he was broke and now he's rich
fine, but tell me the truth,.............is he rich now?


Yes or no?

RomanceRe: Help Me Guys!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 9:14pm On Dec 07, 2018
you mean your dad stood at the door eavesdropping on your 8hrs conversation with your boyfriend?.

RomanceRe: ‘How Can You Take Me Home And Sleep Off’ – Lady Rants Online As Nigerians React by samysmoothfresh: 11:33am On Dec 07, 2018
That Jasper osas okojie @first comment na my niggah!!!!


Exactly the same thing happened to me sometime back.


After one round, i stand up dey go kitchen, babe say "ahan samy where 're you going na after just one round"


i say i wan go drink water, na im babe say NO, say make i open her bag collect the yoyo bitters wey dey inside becos na dat one go give me strength for 4 more rounds.


And no be say the bitch na my main babe o plus i go still pay am con give am transport join.


Bitch na you wan tell me wetin i go drink ontop my money?


Abi bag dey tell e owner how e want make the owner use am?


Bunch of bastard destiny killers!! cheesy

FamilyRe: Should I Continue Giving Money To My Friend's Wife? by samysmoothfresh: 11:22am On Dec 07, 2018
The people above have said it all.

If you get, give but first let the husband know.

Technically though, she no suppose dey ask you for money sha o..................
RomanceRe: Help! She Dont Have Sex Urge by samysmoothfresh: 11:16am On Dec 07, 2018
AryEmber:
Hum! Which one be sex food again oh?
op come explain to this lady please...........she's interested.

RomanceRe: Help! She Dont Have Sex Urge by samysmoothfresh: 11:13am On Dec 07, 2018
Shibaraba:
Welcome to my world Same scenario... My own na virgin I marry sef Four years two children I can count how many times we had sex

No solution. Find one side chick and pound her steadily. Happy pounding
my niggah!!!

RomanceRe: How To Stop Being A Playbody by samysmoothfresh: 10:58am On Dec 07, 2018
Kindly poison him please.


You would be doing the world and our poor naive women a huge favor, plus it would mean automatic and permanent "quitting" for him.


Thank you.

RomanceRe: Women Are Strong by samysmoothfresh: 10:53am On Dec 07, 2018
qwertyboss:
Women Are Strong They Go Through:
∆Period Pains �
∆Labour Pains �
∆Breaking Virginity �
∆9 Months Of Pregnancy �
∆Abuse �
∆Being Cheated On �
And More... Women's Go Through Alot & Women Are Strong ��
If Your A Girl Reading This Like � And Type "I'm Strong" �
oga dey find "likes". cheesy


what happened to just typing "i am strong"


you wan reach your "5000 likes" target before the year runs out abi?.

RomanceRe: SAFD by samysmoothfresh: 9:34am On Dec 07, 2018
greatnaija01:
I am a guy, we can be friends if you want BUT AM MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR INTELLECT.

I perceive you read lots of books.
no be lie!!


If you know, you know.

FamilyRe: What Should I Do Now??? by samysmoothfresh: 11:19pm On Dec 06, 2018
Emescot:
Tell them you will settle it tomorrow, then tomorrow go and get a small red and black cloth tie it around a small broom and horn, tell them to swear that something should happen to who gave the first slap.

But seriously women are devil, i swear down ur woman slapped ur brother first, in our culture women dont slap their inlaws, its not right to hit a woman but sometimes u have to correct them with a tap to the face. You have a home wrecker bro act fast
this one just off me!!

RomanceRe: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by samysmoothfresh:
The only time a relationship ends without any one getting hurt is when both party want out.


In this case, na only you want out and e no get how you no go hurt her if you leave.


Especially as e be say the lady suppose don dey slightly advanced and prolly nearing menopause.

These ones can never let go of a relationship.


Dem be like: "we die here today..........nobody dey comot anything!"

RomanceRe: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by samysmoothfresh: 10:53pm On Dec 06, 2018
IamD18:
All of a sudden her antecedents became something to worry about after shifting her pant.

RomanceRe: Man Goes Viral After Sharing Photos Of Himself In Bed With 23 Different Women by samysmoothfresh: 10:39pm On Dec 06, 2018
OdikwaRisky:
allow me to shoot my shot na that could be my future wife and she fine die
carry on broda.

Nothing do you!

RomanceRe: How Can I Stop Having Bleep With This Girl Close To Me! by samysmoothfresh: 5:08pm On Dec 06, 2018
musachara:
Chai! See savagery

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