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ibkayee:
Lol of course

and what do you do when you're turned on?

ibkayee:
Lol I actually get turned off by guys who make a huge deal out of it

i dont "make a huge deal out of it"...............i actually find it pleasant and romantic.



So tell me, are you "turned on" now?

Like one of the comments on the post reads, what nonsesne!!!

This BS be dey boring till i see "28th day= rape".


I wasnt expecting that at all

Ugosample:
twale baba *hands in the air*
your papa born better pikin

no be lie!

rapid101:
i 1 bottle of cold beer for u

na so my guy!

"lets be good friends......you are very nice.....you're indeed a brother"


some girls wicked sha!!

dear op, i hope the case was adjourned till another date with all evidence to be re-presented?


Meanwhile lawyer wey dey help the olosho fight for her 15million gratuity get like 5million inside the money plus two rounds as bonus..



If you know you know.

op village people right now....


@the chief priest and assistant priest.....

PraisePiano:
Fvck yes I am

you have answered well my guy!!!



cheers to your freedom!!!

Homeboiy:
U better fūck her for the last time and leave her


Give her a 4hrs non stop marathon sexx

my niggah!!

From your write up, here are


A) Reasons why you should not quit the relationship


1) you love her.


2) you just recovered from a messy relationship and she somehow found a way to break through the barriers you must have set round your heart which means she's prolly special or has something in common with you.



B) Reasons why you should quit the realtionship


1) she doesnt accept her faults and sometimes you have to apologise even when she's wrong..........................she's proud!!


2) she keeps late night, go to concerts at 12am with friends who according to you aren't "presentable"....................she's a slay queen and prolly a wild rebellious one too!!.


3) she puts her friends first before you notwithstanding the fact that you guys who are supposedly in a relationship havent seen in a long while...........................she's insensitive and a member of the "hoes before niggas" gang!!


4) she keeps secrets and claim to "forget to tell you"......................she's not to be trusted!!.


5) she keeps and move with friend who arent "presentable" and by presentable i assume you mean they dress indecently.......................theres a 65% chance her friends are runz girls and an 85% chance she herself is a coded runz girl!!!.




OP, i'm asking you, should you quit the relationship?


yes or no?

Uglymugg:
What the _fuck!!! Twoclans looks like that?

ahan why are you surprised bro.

havent you seen her pictures before?

Ilamina:
Yea

are you sure cos i recall you once said the rude cameroon guy or was it the handsome igbo guy (i cant really remember which) fvcked you one time.

She looks a whole lot like twoclans

Twoclans:
I bought the last one from the store

Your friend will have to wait for next season .

dang!!..............unlucky me


i dont mind getting your number though so i could easily contact you when it's "next season".....


Pm?

Twoclans:
I have laughed so much my uterus have shifted

welcome back from your laffing spree.

Now can i send the pm and get "that" nightie?,

Twoclans:

i love the purple nightie........and i'd love to know where you got it so i can get one for a friend.



Pm?

SA girls are very generous and more importantly, they can never starve you of sex unlike our naija sisters.


Long live generous SA women of virtue!!


Long live buhari!!

Modified: the lady below me is a frustrated olosho............pay no heed to her words!

Ilamina:

onila are you a virgin?