Romance › Re: . by samysmoothfresh: 6:00pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: . by samysmoothfresh: 5:53pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
MRSoftapples: Romance land will always be romanceland.
See the way grown up men are seeking attention from normal, everyday Nigeria ladies.
Doing like pvsssy starved fools. One is even asking if he can send a pm.
May the gods forbid!!!!!!
This is why i Left romance land, some of the actions of guys each time they see a female moniker, is disgusting.
If you are on Nairaland for years now, and no female Nairalander have willingly sent you a mail wanting to know you offline, then you need to set your priorities straight
Some of these ladies you seek attention from, will send you a mail if you start having sense.
Believe me, intelligent ladies shoot their shot to guys they fancy.
Speaking from personal experience.
I have met more than 20 Nairaland females offline since 2014. take your award for acheiving this great fit!!. 
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Romance › Re: . by samysmoothfresh: 5:41pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
pocohantas: Dude, that your mom goes about, hoping on dicks like it is going out of fashion...doesn't mean you should see me in her.
Outside here, me and you no get talk. Are you not the same idiot that was begging for 10k? All these small small boys in this section, you people think being a man is by having preek?
Let me tell you something, off NL, if you stand across my desk, you will greet me with every respect you can muster. When you logout, when there is no Poco to mention, you will face your miserable life. Just look at this rat. Is it because I ignore you?
How old are you? What do you do? Are you a graduate? Undergraduate? What did you graduate with? What is your GP/CGPA? Have you ever attempted any professional course? Ever led a team? What are your goals? Short term, long term?
Dude, we are not mates.
You dumb alpha males that can't make any meaningful intellectual post outside this section. You go come dey mention me upandan. Ogun strike your balls there!  poco don vex o!.
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Romance › Re: . by samysmoothfresh: 5:29pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
pocohantas: Oh Ishi, 2018 has been a great year for me. I built friendships, changed jobs, met an adorable person. I hope it is same for them. congrats.
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Romance › Re: . by samysmoothfresh: 4:54pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
I'm almost tempted to read from page 1-7 but i no get that time to waste, so, can someone be kind enough to summarize the content of all 7 pages for me.
Thank you in ad. |
Romance › Re: Single And Tired Of Being Single by samysmoothfresh: 4:54pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
Saffi should be of help |
Romance › Re: Man Takes His Fiancee To Lie Detector To Test If She's Cheating. See Outcome by samysmoothfresh: 4:48pm On Dec 27, 2018*. Modified: 5:07pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
Hilarious video  bitch was tryna act confident at first but her reaction at the end was simply EPIC!! Bitch was looking like she some exposed terrorist. Here in naija we no need lie detector, cos only one look at her go tell you say the hoe aint to be trusted................and if that one fail, just carry am go one shrine. #saffi
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Romance › Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by samysmoothfresh: 4:40pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
42 times in 31 days. |
Romance › Re: Long Distance Relationship - What Should I Do ? by samysmoothfresh: 8:39am On Dec 27, 2018 |
Always remember, "long distance relationships often lasts for a short period of time" |
Romance › Re: Woman Fixes Wedding Ceremony For 2 Chickens (photos) by samysmoothfresh: 11:26pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
The same time this lovely couple got married is the exact same time my muderer of a neighbor made a set of 9 chicks orphans.
The bloody killer murdered the dad (cock) and mum (hen) all so he could celebrate a day that isnt even the actual date Jesus was born.
I'm still in mourning for the poor souls and i intend stealing all nine chicks tomorrow to save their lives from the brutal killer. |
Romance › Re: Let's Share Love: Mention What You'd Love To Give by samysmoothfresh: 11:17pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
I've got healthy fertile sperm.
Sperm guranteed to produce healthy extraordinarily cute kids.  |
Romance › Re: One Evening Newspaper Is Frustrating My Life. Help!! by samysmoothfresh: 11:09pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
bobbybrown007: guy please give her my number I am interested, nigga you cursed or you just got a weird fetish for leftover over-used women?  Didnt you read the part where he said ".....her era is passed and her boobs have fallen................her messages gives.....magraine "?
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Romance › Re: See How A Lady Was Tricked Into Having Sex With A Total Stranger by samysmoothfresh: 10:47pm On Dec 25, 2018*. Modified: 11:03pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
".....i met a guy on your saturday hook up....."
".....i went to meet him in a hotel at surulere...."
".....he promised to buy me a car...."
"....he gave me a number to call...."
"...I called the car dealer and put it on speaker...."
".....imediately after the call he started fvcking me...."
".....i left and went to the dealer on thursday and they said they didnt know the anonymous guy...."
"....he used me, he fvcked me......"
"....he is a bastard...."
"....the idiot went three rounds and refused to cum, he made me soar....."
#Me wondering who the real idiot and bastard is.......
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Romance › Re: I Already Have A "LOVE CHILD" So Marriage Case Is Closed by samysmoothfresh: 2:12pm On Dec 23, 2018 |
This one is trully a child after airforce own sperm.
She has your lips for sure and prolly eyes too.  |
Romance › Re: What's Making You Angry Right Now?....[December Special] by samysmoothfresh: 7:57pm On Dec 22, 2018 |
Man city lost!!!
Man city fvcking lost!!!  |
Romance › Re: How To Insert Your Dick In Her Tight Pussy by samysmoothfresh: 7:54pm On Dec 22, 2018 |
Damn!!
That camel toe!!
#saffi
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Romance › Re: Should I Send Her Money ??? by samysmoothfresh: 1:44pm On Dec 22, 2018 |
tgmservice: Good day all
There is this extremely beautiful girl who is my friend on Facebook.
Not exaggerating but this girl will be among the top ten beautiful girls on Facebook. She always snap sexy pics regularly (guess she might be a slay queen as that is d only thing she does). I always fantasize abt her.
I have tried messaging her privately on fb but she never replies, so i just bone.
Recently she uploaded a pic on her story saying jokingly who will give money for xmas, so i replied the story saying i will giv her.
To my surprise she replied me saying she will be glad if i send her money, thats how we got chatting she even said she is willing to hang out with me for d xmas but she needs some little money first.
Guys in the house should i send her some cash this girl is so beautiful it will be nice for me to see her in person.
You need to see how beautiful she is you will understand my plight, she is complete all over. whats her facebook username? I'll like to send her money too. |
Romance › Re: How Does A Guy Know He Is A Virgin? by samysmoothfresh: 7:35pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
.....when his preek nods at least twice at the sight of an naked or half naked woman  |
Romance › Re: See Why This Guy Destroyed A Wedding Venue. Right Or Wrong? by samysmoothfresh: 7:27pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
NorthernSerene: Ha! Guy na love o , na the bitch bleeped up. bitch didnt ask to be given an all expense paid ticket to school. The bastard prolly sidelined his mom, sisters, relatives, and close male friends for a hoe. And that isnt love............. Only a stupid, foolish low-self esteemed preek would do that. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Be Very Careful Of Sex And Women At This Time by samysmoothfresh: 11:34am On Dec 20, 2018 |
 saffi |
Romance › Re: Help Me Solve My Relationship Problem Please by samysmoothfresh: 11:29am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Saffi would say being romantic means giving your bae any amount of cash/money, anytime, anyday and without reason. |
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Family › Re: Whose Responsibility Is It To Provide For The Family? by samysmoothfresh: 11:21am On Dec 20, 2018 |
The man!
Thats why women like saffi who lived and grew up in an impoverished or near-impoverished home strive hard to marry financially capable men who can take of them and their kids.
Plus so they dont experience such hard life again. |
Family › Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2018 Edition) by samysmoothfresh: 11:16am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Saffi what do you wish for? |
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Romance › Re: Should I Continue With This Relationship Or I Should Just Step Out by samysmoothfresh: 11:11am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Saffi say something to the op. |
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Romance › Re: Thread Closed!!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 11:01am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Saffi: Darling, the species of nl men do not even take up to 1/4 of Nigerian men. They come online and live a contradicting life in reality. If you take anything that they say serious, you’re creating unnecessary headache for yourself.
I met a guy on nl earlier this year, very outspoken and misogynistic on this site. When I met him in person, very timid and pathetic. No offence, I won’t mention his name, but from that point I just knew nl is not to be taken seriously.
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Romance › Re: Why Exactly Do Some Ladies Look Older Than Their Age?? by samysmoothfresh: 10:55am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Saffi: Tuface is rich as hell and he is an exception. Go and look on the streets of Nigeria and pick out 10 45 year old men, most are nothing to write home about.
How is having multiple partners related to stress? You people will just be concluding rubbish in your heads...multiple partners do not cause aging in women, stop just stupid superstition to prove a point. Men look older than their age if they don’t care of themselves, don’t deceive yourself looking up to tuface who is a millionaire when you don’t even have up to 500k in your savings. You will not remain fresh if you live a rugged life. End of story. will you stfu!!,  |
Romance › Re: Can Someone Please Explain This? by samysmoothfresh: 10:50am On Dec 20, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: "I Bought All These Food Items With Just N2, 500" Nigerian Lady Causes A Stir by samysmoothfresh: 10:49am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Saffi would buy those things for far less.
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