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Baba don get green card. Congrats my guy!.......e no easy.
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refiner:silly me!.........i should have asked from the onset.........how's school...........coping yet? I know you know but you're just pretending to not know so that those who dont know wouldnt know..........nicely done! we will confuse them with our "codes" ![]() |
This one is probably on her period. ![]()
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oshalomo:lmfao!! This just made my night and i'm pretty sure i'll still be laughing in my dreams later tonight. ![]()
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Babyforever:alright ma.........Just keep me updated and contact me when he gets a new benz. (no pun intended) ![]() |
refiner:ah the good 'ol days...........when logging into nl to read the hilarious comments, bashing, fun competitions, devastating e-wars, the whole fiasco when one's identity (and sometimes family or relatives identiy) is exposed etc....was better, refreshing and more exhilirating than cumming. You could always bring back the fun though.........just start up a controversy and voila, you've gotten your fun nl back, at least for a day. @bolded, the holy spirit came upon you after an awesome service...............if you know, you know ![]() |
berbz:i know!
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refiner:ehen na, those ones @niajabouy, vizzkid, iammj, etc are the passively active, the others have all gone AWOL..........unfortunately! About "wooing challenge", we can organize our personal one na.......just me and you, two "hot" people on a hot private media platform...... ![]() @bolded, are you sure?..............i have a feeling we both know where the strength came from ![]()
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Babyforever:biacan, just lookatew..............because of benz, you want to "step tins up".
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refiner:true@bolded...........it lost it's hotness when the "hot" ones (you and co) all left or became passively active. You back for good or the laziness to type dey on sabbatica this night and will re-enter your tomorrow morning? |
berbz:see the way you both were all over the nofavours niggie because he posted a pretty lady's pretty picture. Chepy even asked that they meet in lag.......lmao
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refiner:yep ![]() i've been waiting for your return like it's the 2nd coming of christ. was even begining to think christ would come before your return ![]() what took you away for sooooo long anyways.......school, work, evangelism, "the lucky guy", or......? |
This chepy and berbz niggas go fit easily fall for scam o. Me looking at them like.......
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OdikwaRisky:lmao!! ..............E pain am o!!! See how he resort to insults. Na so dem dey do when dem don expose them! ![]() |
OdikwaRisky:i don tell you many times say make you dey hustle with sense, you no gree hear. shey you see your life now. You con even dey tag your gay partner nofavors. #spits
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OdikwaRisky:so you went to church today, took a photo after a "powerful service" and then sent the picture to your stylist so she can use it to model your hair. Then she na "model your hair" today and google na grabbed the photo and saved it abi?. Uncle, how do you want your thunder............fried, roasted, cooked or par-boiled?
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I did not go to church today, so i guess i'll have to sit this one out. |
Christ! This shiit wey i just read just destabilize me......................i be wan comot go buy something but i no dey go again. Make i sleep jareh..........maybe i go get myself back and my brain go don delete this shiiit by the time i wake up ![]() |
Durentt:oya take your award for achieving the great fit of "being on this forum before i sucked my first c0ck" ![]() #asshole
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Valerie47:oya gimme your number lemme "crack this kind of joke with" you ![]() meanwhile that ".......i hate dirty guys lyk u" got me lmao. |
But nigga, you've always been around na. Jamari.wolf..................rings a bell? |
Dollywood:oga if you dont like sex, you're normal and nothings wrong with you but if you do not have the urge to fvck/engage in sex, you have a very biiiig problem and prolly aint normal God created humans "to multiply" (have sex literally) and hence, every normal human should have the urge to fvck (esp btw one's teen-adult age). If you dont never have the urge to fvck, it's either you're gay, have a psycological problem or you are........... See a doctor or therapist! |
ashewoboy: ![]() (in falz voice) "Na you talk am o, no be me talk am o"
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ashewoboy:lmao! My guy na wah for you o...................you just change am ontop 'em ladies head. You leave the dirty guy (the main topic) dey talk about women. ![]() nairaland and this their "men vs women" e-war no go kee me
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ubunja:my gawd!!.........this is evil!!!! Ubunja you wont live long because of this comment....... Christ!!
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Lmao. Sounds weird but this nigga reminds me of "me" when i was 14-16 or there about. Unlike you op, i knew why they treated me like crap: "because i was a brilliant nerdy asshole who was skinny, used glasses, and had a cute baby face. At first, i felt like shiit (a little less how you feel right now though) but as i grew older, i learnt to not give a fvck and ever since then i havent been giving fvcks even in situations where a fvck from me would be normal or be a better reaction. I also made some PS: i'm not saying you should keep afro o......no con go dey misunderstand me. I dumped the nerdy glasses and got contact lens, i stoping giving shiit about people--especially people acted cool but whom i knew i was way better than, etc. Overtime, people came running at me (ladies especially........not my fault, I'M CUTE!. ).Only regret i have from learning to not give a fvck about people is now, i still dont give a fvck about a whole lot of people............sad but true. |
Na wah o! Who be this one again?
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One question, why did you marry your wife? I mean, why you con marry your wife in the first place? ![]() |
One question, why did you marry your wife? I mean, why you con marry your wife in the first place? ![]()
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Madam, did he ask you about your past? If no, then shut the fvck up (speak nothing of it) and live your life like you never had a past. |
Madam, your "lagos big boy" is a yahoo boy. Yahoo boys will never give you money in hand but are ever ready to take to out to eatries and clubhouse to spend huge amounts of money on you. The questions now are: 1. is he into plain yahoo or advanced g+ yahoo? 2. Are your pants safe? |






