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Romance / Re: 25-Year-Old Nigerian Timi Abiri Weds His White Fiancée In Osun State by samysmoothfresh: 10:54pm On Jan 27, 2019
Baba don get green card.


Congrats my guy!.......e no easy.

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Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 10:40pm On Jan 27, 2019
refiner:

as in eeh.. it was a thrilling moments... I can give anything to have those days back... atleast to relieve u of all these school and life stress...
I should start controversy okwaya...u nko... o bu mu di mma for controversy abi? LOL cheesy cheesy cheesy.........na your controversy go dey interesting pass na

I don't know ooo grin


silly me!.........i should have asked from the onset.........how's school...........coping yet?


I know you know but you're just pretending to not know so that those who dont know wouldnt know..........nicely done!
we will confuse them with our "codes" wink
Romance / Re: My Shocking Experience Today! by samysmoothfresh: 10:29pm On Jan 27, 2019
This one is probably on her period. undecided

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Romance / Re: Guys Please Help by samysmoothfresh: 10:25pm On Jan 27, 2019
oshalomo:

I am 17 and I have been wanking since 13 I noticed my growth stopped and became shorter than my friends. if I stop now can I still grow taller


lmfao!!


This just made my night and i'm pretty sure i'll still be laughing in my dreams later tonight. cheesy

Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 10:13pm On Jan 27, 2019
Babyforever:
Leave me alone don't ruine my relationship


alright ma.........Just keep me updated and contact me when he gets a new benz. (no pun intended) wink
Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 10:10pm On Jan 27, 2019
refiner:

lol... I've missed d bashing and all d charade that came with romance section then.. I really do!
u and who?... u are alone fah!

kikikikiki... what are u thinking? grin

ah the good 'ol days...........when logging into nl to read the hilarious comments, bashing, fun competitions, devastating e-wars, the whole fiasco when one's identity (and sometimes family or relatives identiy) is exposed etc....was better, refreshing and more exhilirating than cumming.


You could always bring back the fun though.........just start up a controversy and voila, you've gotten your fun nl back, at least for a day. grin


@bolded, the holy spirit came upon you after an awesome service...............if you know, you know wink
Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:58pm On Jan 27, 2019
berbz:
me just dey whine

i know!

Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:51pm On Jan 27, 2019
refiner:

lol... I do see comments from few guys then like naijaboiy and vizzy, dunno if I get these monikers right.. d hotness is gone.. No more wooing challenge and miss NL competition... good old days!

it's on sabbatical leave oo... dunno where d strength came from this night grin


ehen na, those ones @niajabouy, vizzkid, iammj, etc are the passively active, the others have all gone AWOL..........unfortunately!
About "wooing challenge", we can organize our personal one na.......just me and you, two "hot" people on a hot private media platform......wink


@bolded, are you sure?..............i have a feeling we both know where the strength came from wink

Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:43pm On Jan 27, 2019
Babyforever:
don't you think that this guys are disturbing us ? i think is high time we step up tins.....tel me about yourself


biacan, just lookatew..............because of benz, you want to "step tins up".

Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:32pm On Jan 27, 2019
refiner:

grin grin... School stuff... and also lazy to type.. rather read news and go off and besides here ain't as hot as it used to be! cheesy

true@bolded...........it lost it's hotness when the "hot" ones (you and co) all left or became passively active.


You back for good or the laziness to type dey on sabbatica this night and will re-enter your tomorrow morning?
Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:27pm On Jan 27, 2019
berbz:
how na


see the way you both were all over the nofavours niggie because he posted a pretty lady's pretty picture.


Chepy even asked that they meet in lag.......lmao

Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2019
refiner:

grin... u still here?... crazy dude!

yep grin
i've been waiting for your return like it's the 2nd coming of christ.
was even begining to think christ would come before your return tongue


what took you away for sooooo long anyways.......school, work, evangelism, "the lucky guy", or......?
Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 9:07pm On Jan 27, 2019
This chepy and berbz niggas go fit easily fall for scam o.


Me looking at them like.......

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Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 8:51pm On Jan 27, 2019
refiner:
kiss kiss


angry

Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 8:03pm On Jan 27, 2019
OdikwaRisky:
grin grin grin

lmao!! cheesy cheesy..............

E pain am o!!!

See how he resort to insults.

Na so dem dey do when dem don expose them! cheesy

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Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 7:49pm On Jan 27, 2019
OdikwaRisky:
grin grin grin

i don tell you many times say make you dey hustle with sense, you no gree hear.



shey you see your life now.


You con even dey tag your gay partner nofavors.



#spits

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Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2019
OdikwaRisky:
my stylist also used my pic to model my hair, duh


so you went to church today, took a photo after a "powerful service" and then sent the picture to your stylist so she can use it to model your hair.


Then she na "model your hair" today and google na grabbed the photo and saved it abi?.



Uncle, how do you want your thunder............fried, roasted, cooked or par-boiled?

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Fashion / Re: Post Your Sunday Outfit by samysmoothfresh: 3:18pm On Jan 27, 2019
I did not go to church today, so i guess i'll have to sit this one out.
Romance / Re: When A Togo Girl Want To Scam 9ja Guy (screenshot) by samysmoothfresh: 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2019
Christ!


This shiit wey i just read just destabilize me......................i be wan comot go buy something but i no dey go again.


Make i sleep jareh..........maybe i go get myself back and my brain go don delete this shiiit by the time i wake up sad

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Romance / Re: Durent Is Back! Who Missed Me?? by samysmoothfresh: 8:06pm On Jan 25, 2019
Durentt:
silly queer kid. I've been on this forum before u sucked your first còck. Don't come at me, else I make sure you receive your due retribution for daring, b*stard

oya take your award for achieving the great fit of "being on this forum before i sucked my first c0ck" undecided


#asshole

Romance / Re: Why Is That Some Ladies Do Take Jokes So Serious.. Check Screenshot by samysmoothfresh: 7:58pm On Jan 25, 2019
Valerie47:
She is immature, crack this kind of joke with me and I will joke back. Not everyone has a sense of humour...



oya gimme your number lemme "crack this kind of joke with" you wink


meanwhile that ".......i hate dirty guys lyk u" got me lmao.
Romance / Re: Durent Is Back! Who Missed Me?? by samysmoothfresh: 7:47pm On Jan 25, 2019
But nigga, you've always been around na.

Jamari.wolf..................rings a bell?
Romance / Re: I Think I'm The Only Guy That Doesn't Like Sex At All!!!! by samysmoothfresh: 7:50pm On Jan 24, 2019
Dollywood:
Guys I think I've phobia for sex
Help!!! embarassed
I need advise from mature guys


oga if you dont like sex, you're normal and nothings wrong with you but if you do not have the urge to fvck/engage in sex, you have a very biiiig problem and prolly aint normal


God created humans "to multiply" (have sex literally) and hence, every normal human should have the urge to fvck (esp btw one's teen-adult age).


If you dont never have the urge to fvck, it's either you're gay, have a psycological problem or you are...........



See a doctor or therapist!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Bachelor Life Photos, Twitter Users Blast Him (PHOTOS) by samysmoothfresh: 3:04pm On Jan 24, 2019
ashewoboy:





everybody knows the guys is dirty. I made that assertion because ladies don't have sensecheesy. they can phuck anywhere.


cheesy
(in falz voice) "Na you talk am o, no be me talk am o"

Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Bachelor Life Photos, Twitter Users Blast Him (PHOTOS) by samysmoothfresh: 2:36pm On Jan 24, 2019
ashewoboy:
ladies have no shame. some ladies would agree to phuck him in such a place.


lmao!

My guy na wah for you o...................you just change am ontop 'em ladies head.



You leave the dirty guy (the main topic) dey talk about women. cheesy



nairaland and this their "men vs women" e-war no go kee me

Romance / Re: I Still Look Bomb With My Saggy Boobs – Nigerian Lady Replies Trolls by samysmoothfresh: 2:03pm On Jan 23, 2019
ubunja:
so does that somehow make her slippers better?

She can even breast feed a baby on her back. Just throw that thing over her shoulder.


my gawd!!.........this is evil!!!!


Ubunja you wont live long because of this comment.......


Christ!!

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Romance / Re: Why Am I Always Rejected,how Do I Get Out From This by samysmoothfresh: 7:48pm On Jan 21, 2019
Lmao. Sounds weird but this nigga reminds me of "me" when i was 14-16 or there about.


Unlike you op, i knew why they treated me like crap: "because i was a brilliant nerdy asshole who was skinny, used glasses, and had a cute baby face.


At first, i felt like shiit (a little less how you feel right now though) but as i grew older, i learnt to not give a fvck and ever since then i havent been giving fvcks even in situations where a fvck from me would be normal or be a better reaction.



I also made some MAJOR little changes in me life.......................a grew an afro (i had long hair before anyways but i always cut them then but this time around, i gave them freedom to do shiit)
PS: i'm not saying you should keep afro o......no con go dey misunderstand me.


I dumped the nerdy glasses and got contact lens, i stoping giving shiit about people--especially people acted cool but whom i knew i was way better than, etc.


Overtime, people came running at me (ladies especially........not my fault, I'M CUTE!. wink ).


Only regret i have from learning to not give a fvck about people is now, i still dont give a fvck about a whole lot of people............sad but true. cry
Romance / Re: "Yahoo Boys Will Die This Year" Marine World Lady Makes Shocking Confession by samysmoothfresh: 9:20am On Jan 21, 2019
Na wah o!

Who be this one again?

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Romance / Re: Having Feelings For My Ex Despite Being Married by samysmoothfresh: 10:34pm On Jan 20, 2019
One question,
why did you marry your wife?

I mean, why you con marry your wife in the first place? undecided

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Romance / Re: Having Feelings For My Ex Despite Being Married by samysmoothfresh: 10:34pm On Jan 20, 2019
One question,

why did you marry your wife?


I mean, why you con marry your wife in the first place? undecided

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Romance / Re: Is It Right To Narrate Your Past To Your Partner by samysmoothfresh: 10:02pm On Jan 20, 2019
Madam, did he ask you about your past?


If no, then shut the fvck up (speak nothing of it) and live your life like you never had a past.

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Romance / Re: Please Advice: Is My Stingy Boyfriend Using Or Testing Me? by samysmoothfresh: 8:06pm On Jan 20, 2019
Madam, your "lagos big boy" is a yahoo boy.



Yahoo boys will never give you money in hand but are ever ready to take to out to eatries and clubhouse to spend huge amounts of money on you.


The questions now are:


1. is he into plain yahoo or advanced g+ yahoo?


2. Are your pants safe?

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