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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City (1 - 5) On 11th May 2022 by samzie(m): 8:48pm On May 11, 2022
Kevin don kill person Ooo
Romance / Re: Advice Needed My Wife Wants To Abandon Me After All These Years by samzie(m): 4:52am On Apr 01, 2022
Foodqueen:


And u said it

For real. It was said. This real life story taught me a great lesson. Patterns dont change themselves despite how hopeful we humans think or want it to be.
Phones / Re: Oraimo Unveils Pro Hybrid Active Noise Cancellation Freepods Pro by samzie(m): 8:22pm On Mar 28, 2022
Orpe7:
All these dangerous devices will end up making you deaf.
Trust me
I had to spend over 130k on myself when I was almost deaf in my left ear using them pods

More info on the this please. I mean the dangers.
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 6:33pm On Mar 27, 2022
I am still shivering. With all the killings God still said your time has not come.
This our God is too good and past understanding with human mind. If men were god, you would have long being condemned.
Praise Jesus.

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 9:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
This is getting really intense....
From pan to boiling ring
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 9:39pm On Mar 25, 2022
dachisom:
(It seems I had peace of mind when I was in school, than when I graduated).


@Oy, this one deep. Still trying to fathom this expression.


Very deep Oooo

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 2:06pm On Mar 24, 2022
No amount of fiction can capture the realism in this Story of yours....
Real life story with real life consequences all showing power of love covering the Op that even enemies make friends with you.

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 9:16pm On Mar 21, 2022
Gr8mind07:
Or I should go and tell Ndidiamaka parents, its because of me your son and daughter are not alive today.. They will do thanksgiving for the revelation.

@OP, its like you eventually killed Michael


Seems likely.
Despite how interesting the story is, just as the OP has mentioned, it's a dark gritty world. The surface is all fun and games but the engine that runs it is Blood, blood and blood.
To what end?
To what gain?

I heard that each time you take a soul , you scar your own soul as well ( PTSD and the likes).

It's well

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 16th March 2022 by samzie(m): 10:27pm On Mar 16, 2022
Preciousallure:
Martinelli should be courtmartialled for what he did to Trent angry angry angry

What did he do? We need gist
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 9:11pm On Mar 11, 2022
Who dey quote anyhow na??

Una dey give false hope to hopeful readers!!!
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 4:51pm On Mar 07, 2022
Oyinmiebiagric:
I thought as Ifeoma has allowed me disvirgin her,that is the beginning of our bleeping, I was wrong, she went back to her normal self. She stopped entering my room or allow me enter hers. At first I thought it was a joke, but with time I moved on as she was not about to budge.

Me: Why don't you want us to bleep again, didn't you enjoy it?

Ifeoma: I did,but if you suck everything finish now,what are you going to enjoy when we get married.

Me: Then why did we do it in the first place?

Ifeoma: You were beginning to doubt my virginity and I want you to know until you tell me you are no longer interested in me again, I will be loyal to you. This girl know how to enter me anytime she wants.

I was preparing to return to Enugu, my heart fly, I didn't tell anyone about the threat of Ndidiamaka. I went to see Ese, she was sad I will be leaving her soon,I made her understand its for our good,I told her I'll come back after exams. She was already four months gone. I wishes to be there when she'll give birth.

My mom advised me against women,same thing with my brother. I also advised myself, guy just stick with Blessing and there won't be problems in Enugu. The day I was to go back to Enugu, I went to look for Ifeoma in her hostel,she stays with her friend, I was surprised to meet her at home that morning, because she told me they have morning quiz. Her friend excuse us, we talked, she advised me and I did same,we promised our love afresh and I went home.

After her school I went to Ese's house, this one can't take it that I'm leaving her. I had to bleep her twice that day before I left. As usual her mom dropped money for me, this time she didn't give me anything, but she told me to be careful not to join bad gang.

Me: You be witch? is it every time you see something?

Ese: Anyone you say I be na you sabi,just be careful. She kept me in her house till three. I had to force her to let me go.

Got to Enugu the next morning, the harmattan for there no be here o. I entered bike to my sister's house, the husband is not yet back from the village. I stayed with her till he came back before I moved to my hostel. While at my sister's place I've already told Blessing that I am back,one week I told her I am back,she never come see me. I kuku get plans to break up with her if she no do well. Lectures and everything was going smoothly until one day I was with Festus, when some guys showed up,they came with two bikes, two guys on each plus the rider,three of them came down, one remained on the bike

So them tell una to refund Ndidi money una dey do strong head abi,they slapped Festus, we began to fight them,when the one on the bike brought out a gun and shouted Aromate. I don't know if its the gun or what he shouted everyone began to run,they held me and Festus, collected his Walkman, the watch he was wearing and money in his pocket. The one on the bike said 'na gold that one wear for neck collect am'. The guy just looked at it,searched my pocket, collect my money and watch. We just start with una, we go collect that money finish for una hand. they left with our belongings, nobody fit come help us,some guys just sat where they were watching us,why others have ran away for their lives. This is serious.

Me: Festus se I don tell you to settle with Ndidiamaka, if say you give her the money wey I tell you to give her now we for no loose wetin we loose. How much be my watch,how much be your watch and Walkman? Them don carry am go still them say them never finish say them must collect their money for our hand.

Festus: No worry, I go go report them to some men,na them get this school,them go go collect our things for their hand. Why them no collect this your necklace? He be like say the guy fear the thing,you no see as him look am fear,begin collect your watch.

Me: Make we just find the money give them,make the matter die,I no want begin they meet different people for matter wey no be anything.

Festus: You too dey fear. if no be gun wey that guy hold we for beat them for here now now eye go clear them.

Fly wey no wan hear word dey follow dead body enter grave.


It's getting hot
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 2:45pm On Mar 04, 2022
Holywizard:
can u quote me there?
I'm unable to see it

Mention Me there please

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 9:45pm On Mar 03, 2022
Opeyemic01:


I have never taken my time to read stories here, I really enjoy this one because it is relatable

Please share.
The promiscuous life?
Street life?
Or both?
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by samzie(m): 3:52pm On Mar 03, 2022
I guess this was pre-technology era, this bros should be married by now

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Romance / Re: Help, My Roommates Hate Me So Much Because Of My Looks. What Can I Do? by samzie(m): 10:03pm On Feb 10, 2022
Change location fast...They are jealous. They can set you up. Get a new lodge, tell your roomies that your dad's younger brother wants you closer to him so he can watch you, that way they know that you are not alone in that town. Don't make friends yet, study people first.
Religion / Re: The Habit Of Remembering Sex Scene While Praying by samzie(m): 6:26pm On Nov 14, 2021
You still have a soul tie to that event deep in your soul. Prayers activate it often but it messing with your concentration. Just look for this man's teaching on soul ties and how to sever yourself from them. His name is Sola Adio.
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by samzie(m): 11:19pm On Apr 28, 2020
This Thread.
What can I say?
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Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by samzie(m): 7:07pm On Apr 17, 2020
Jamahyel:
exactly. And she wasnt remourseful. It was like its a normal thing they do but she jst wasnt in d mood.





This one has touched me....
I am touched.
How casual that statement was said!!!
Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by samzie(m): 6:27pm On Apr 17, 2020
UKBobo:
Na...Was in abuja for a few days to do small business. Went to see my cousin and in-law to see how they do.. One new build villa in Lokogoma. He is a Pastor in new generation church, all those things no matter for my brain, because I believe in african spirituality and our traditional gods. So, they arranged food for me on their table, I began to chop as they were bringing me drinks, pepper, napkin. In front of me was a bread bin, so as I used the first napkin to dry my greasy lips, I was looking for another one, so opened the bin. It was stuffed full of USD in rolls. I just closed the bin sharply, like I never see anything and moved on. This life too short sha.
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I don't get at all. The USD rolls in the dustbin signify what?
Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by samzie(m): 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2020
Jamahyel:
Sometime in the year 98 i tink. As tenants we lived in a very large compound with the landlord who was an allahji. He had 3 wives all staying in the flat with there children. I often go to play once in a while in there house which like 500 metres from my flat. So on this day, i was with the youngest gal, she was around age13 thereabout, and her brothers were trying to draw her attention and she kept ignoring probably because we was together. We was speaking in hausa and I was like answer your brothers nw. She said i should ignore them that they jst wanted to Bleep. I was dumbfounded. They were muslims.
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You mean they were commuting incest
Romance / Re: I'm Feeling So Lonely Even In My Relationship... I Want To Comit Suicide by samzie(m): 12:03pm On Apr 09, 2020
This is 2020....Boiled head are you still there.??
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by samzie(m): 9:44am On Apr 09, 2020
swazee:
With the current situation not just in Nigeria but in the world at large, it has been advised that we stay indoors. Internet is 2nd to food during this lockdown period as the rate of data consumption has skyrocketed.

This thread is to share our current data plans and to know which is the best and most cost efficient.

I use an Airtel 4G MIFI. I think the best Airtel subscription now is their 6gb for #1500 valid for 7days.

I have also heard about MTN 20gb for #3500. I guess that is better although I cannot use it because my MIFI accepts only Airtel sim.

Please share the current data plan you are using this period.
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You can crack your mifi to use any Sims.. use Google to search for sites that will do it automatically for you online.
Celebrities / Re: Zaaki Azzay Talks About Being Embarrassed By Don Jazzy by samzie(m): 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2015
superior1:
He should quit deceiving himself, which country he dey take perform internationally, which song

grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Popular Nairalanders, Silverdam And Mrvocalprowess Hang Out... by samzie(m): 10:20pm On Oct 18, 2015
damn.........gay alert
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Linda Ikeji's 35th Birthday Party by samzie(m): 3:02am On Sep 20, 2015
lilmax:
No husband
is that her purpose in life....so many married nobodies in this life.
dont be a liability please

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Romance / Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by samzie(m): 2:48am On Sep 20, 2015
MrsChima:
Do you agree ladies? grin grin

Chop chop our toto men! grin angry tongue

the funny thing be say u no go come drop the toto make we chop....coward
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldnt Give A Head To Undergraduate Ladies by samzie(m): 2:35am On Sep 20, 2015
MrsPhyno:
OP u sure say u well so.... All is fine I hope?

You know what the bible says about givers grin
e no talk anytin jawe....freaky lady..see ya eye
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests 6 Men Heading For Brazil For Swallowing Over $156,000 (Pictured) by samzie(m): 2:15am On Sep 20, 2015
OAMMB:


Simple maths sir
if its simple...why dont i know all these?
Romance / Re: I Can't Stay A Day Without Making Love Please Advice Me. by samzie(m): 2:14am On Sep 20, 2015
elosonservices:

Is a guy
my bad..... grin

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