₦airaland Forum

daniel9202:
Nigerian soldiers trying their best but still lack good weapons.
and they should stop showing us their, we couldn't be here seeing their progress while bombs keeps rocking here and there.
In boko haram last video during sarah they were actually saying that Nigerian soldiers said that they have cleared sambisa forest but here they are celebrating in great number.
i just all this una pinsure no be scam!!

Mr, you make no sense, perhaps you re-write your post. These terrorists are not 30-50 in numbers, they're a large group scattered in some Northern parts of the country. And that the NA work tirelessly in sniffing the terrorists out does not mean that the latter would go into hiding. Note this, the NA busts some of these terrorists guys in the bush while attacks are launched not only in residential areas but also parks. This tells you the game is a game of the mind.

Nigerians are quite difficult to please, if they don't release pictures now, we'd all say that they are silent and relaxed. And now that they're working, you're saying they should stop because bombings pop up here and there. I don't even know if you're happy they are making progress or that you're unhappy about this.

Some of you claim it's a scam yet you don't say the same when pictures of fallen soldiers are released to the world. The best we can do is to stay hopeful and remember the NA in prayer. They need it.

Found this hilarious piece on Facebook. Talk about being educated

Student's letter...
LETTER OF LEAVING SCHOOL

Daer Sir

I'm writter this letter with haters and tell you that I'm leave your school for good enough.

The why of the leave it is because at your school, the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad. Sometimes one day of once upon a time, I wanted to cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep he is not a cry. I was silent but vibrating in and out.
Another why is because of discriminate, we writted a test and I'm cheated, I get 20% that I'm not deserved. The teachers says my head is dead. Oh, it pained me too much.

I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but Sir you must know it is very ice in the morning, blanket is not want to be removed from body, I wake up early but I am come late. I'm write exzam study at another school.

Great your wife and childish. Pliz tell all childs of school that I'm say good bye for ever and ever amen.

Your's faithfool
Jozef.

I HAVE SACK YOU

Jesu....dis guy are a first classed idiot...only an letters he cant written comfortedly..this was some insult on top of my schooling respectation..I knows all the types of teachers on this our schools carry a PHD inside their curse on the uniferzity...and he even have some of the rights to told me to great the childish on the schools...ehhh maybe he are a cultish boy..he wanted to implication this childrens inside his cultness..I am really unbearable towards this letter..Mtchee I guessed him are repeated elementary six..Infact as a matter on fats, I have sack you as a student..nunsince..
Yours principality

Mr. & Mrs. Ambrose.

fantazia:
I SMELL LIES, anyways an urhobo girl dat grew up thorougly as in well traned can never do that. "bro if its true then ure not lucky bcaus u met a witch.

Our Urhobo ladies can be awfully loud and outspoken. The scenarios of the OP and cocaineaddict, I guess, is largely due to the fact that the girls are not properly trained. A typical local Urhobo girl is not one to toy with. Onomeglo, no vex

Cocaineaddict, this your story though.

Alams is an artistic conman. I don't fully accept the fact that he is dead as well. I've been brooding on this since yesterday even.

Missfads:
am really really laughing out loud. LDMMWMP. Laff don make me wake my parent. Pls how can I save?...m finding it difficult to do.

Click on the picture. When it brings up 'save as', click on the image name like you want to rename it, then add ".jpg" at the end part and save. This way, you've been able to change the extension and file format.

Hayordejee:
Over reacting xf

Did you witness their reaction against the said fuel station?

Generalkorex:
I heard that Remdabson filling station stopped selling fuel because they sell bunkery.

https://www.nairaland.com/2655351/oil-bunkering-soldiers-storm-isawo

Are you in any way close to Isawo? Have the soldiers reacted to this?

Lyoncrescent:
Isawo in Ikorodu is the hq of these pipeline vandals. Believe it or not, there are more petrol stations in Ikorodu than any other part of Lagos. Malo/giant star alone has over 10 . I hope this vandalism is handled once and for all. It might be difficult because Ikorodu is actually a very large local government in terms of land mass and so many streams that link to each other hence the need for aerial survelliance.

Thank God! Here's someone who understands the activities of these criminals within Ikorodu.

grandstar:
Most Ikorodu residents say the place is peaceful and crime minimal

This is very untrue! The area in question is dominated by Ijaw pipe vandals. It is a fortress and a haven for them as no single policeman and soldier would come out alive should he go there with his uniform on him.

They've been killing both soldiers and policemen before now and even brandish their weapons should you venture into that territory. Although they don't harm ordinary folks, they've been untouchable before now.

What brought about the soldiers to Ikorodu today is as a result of some 4 DSS officials alleged to have been killed and buried by these Ijaw vandals who had long fled the community even before the Soldiers arrive.

The OP asked a simple question and many suggested good businesses beyond his 50k budget. OP, just like Nature129 suggested, your 50k would do well as a capital to starting a recharge card printing business, if you own a pc of your own, that is.

Don't venture into agriculture of some sort with your 50k! One secret they will never tell you is that you need close to a 100k or more to venture into that field. If your parents own a land or one is willed to you, I'll suggest you try snail farming. That's the cheapest and easiest aspect of farming your 50k would conveniently function in and even give you enough as change.

Importation business is a very good one too but then again, you must understand your environment/social gathering so that you won't buy what many would turn down.

I'd have suggested you learn acquire some skill, say fashion designing but then again, it would take a while to learn and would cost you to set up yourself at the long run.

Again, goat herding is one big aspect people are yet to turn to. Easy and cheap to rear but highly profitable.

Please DO NOT visit ANY website or respond to PMs asking you to contact whoever. Bless you!

HopeAtHand:
Ohaneze is a sociopolitical group with the interest of Igbos.,It is expected of them to always shift positions depending on political outcomes.

Its not limited to Ohaneze, ACF and other Northen groups would have done same had GEJ been re-elected.

I'm sorry, I just needed to ask; please how many times so far has the Arewa and ACF made demands in this new administration? It's really unfortunate that the Ohaneze believes that Nigeria revolves areound just them. This so-called socio-cultural group is a shadow of its former self, if you at all knew them. They've been blinded by greed and confusion. They've become the nuisance and talk of Nairaland and Nigeria due to their inconsistency.

For a group that conducts itself as a lapdog during GEJ's regime and has charged the present government several times on appointments as if Nigeria belongs to them, I believe it's quite unfortunate because it's somewhat obvious they don't know what they want.

The Ohanaeze said not only the South-East geo-political zone but also the entire Southern part of the country had been short-changed in terms of
appointments initially made by the Buhari
administration since its inception.

The Ohaneze is stylishly playing petty politics here. They shouldn't fight for other geo+political zones in the west, rather they should fight for themselves.

One minute, "proudly 5%", the next, "give us what we want or we die". Senile, old, confused men.

Obijulius:
When we say the attacks on her are unfounded some junkie will come out to deny and swear like they have facts.

The same way they tried to pull down Arunmah Oteh and Oduah. Yet confirmed criminals like Amaechi and Fashola will be rewarded with ministerial slots.

Nigeria is a joke. Tribalism has eaten what is left of our senses.

Let's hear word abeg! We're referring to one of the five powerful presidents in the previous administration, you're here talking nonsense. Is it so hard to see the damage this woman has caused? Let's just pretend for one minute that she's innocent, what is the motif behind her staying in the UK for over 3months since the emergence of a new administration

Alison-Madueke Diezani is not a victim of tribalism but of her own self. How would you justify the HYDE house for an outrageous amount of money Just so you know, she's an Ijaw woman and if there are stones of tribalism hurled here and there, you hardly see it go in the direction of South Southerners.

Her family has every right to support her and throw their weight behind her, even her counsel in court. We need not be told and no one need be reminded.

If there's anything Alison-Madueke Diezani is not, it's INNOCENT!

Lalasticlala, please come and help share these so-called 12 facts with hot blooded Nigerians.

So parents sef. So what happens after his 11 months? He'll now be found just so he could get his discharge certificate He should be given two years automatic extension with rigorous labour

We don't have secrets in Nigeria. The media must bring everything to the fore even before actions are taken. This is a very sensitive issue. The NA should learn to control news concerning Boko Haram in Nigeria.

Bevista:
Brilliant! Couldn't have said it better. But this is not even where the major problem lies.

The total of these figures (salaries & allowances) is about N16bn. The main problem lies in the balance of the N120bn budget. This is where most of the NASS fraud is hidden. Why should 2,500 persons have an annual budget of N120bn while most states in the country (with population of over 5m each) have an annual budget of less than N100bn.

Honestly I'm short of adjectives to describing how you've been able to reveal where the true issue is. It's so disturbing on how a country with economic issues and little or no jobs for youths end up enriching its lawmakers with sums far above some states' budgets. The same people barely meet 4 times a month.

Honestly, these people think Nigerians are dummies. Most Nigerians struggle to eat three decent square meals and Vanguard opened this annoying article with;

The documents, which were made available to Vanguard in Abuja on Friday, indicated that the Nigerian lawmakers earn perhaps one of the least salaries among legislators in the world, as against the notion that their pay was outrageous.

Someone, please, anyone, explain how their basic salary coupled with allowances is not in any way outrageous.

Beyond that, the lawmakers earn special amount in every four-year period on Accommodation, vehicle loan, furniture, and severance allowance, which make every Senator to pocket N24,090,000.00 and a House of Representatives member to go home with N23,822,00.00 within the same period.

These so called "special amounts alone is close to the
$174,000 per annum earned by the United States Lawmakers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salaries_of_members_of_the_United_States_Congress

Whom are these clowns fooling I trust Nigerians; Twitter would take care of the rest. Nigerian lawmakers are nothing but bunch of clowns and comedians. If indeed they mean well, they'd be the one to deliberate on slashing their bogus allowances. But no, they won't because greed reigns supreme in their lives. They enrich themselves at the expense of the people they represent.

Little wonder this one is hell bent on dying on the Senate Presidency seat.

Why is the PDP now quiet on National issues bothering on stealing and corruption? I thought they, through the ex president, claimed "stealing is not corruption Or their inability to speak is as a result of shortage of funds?

For all it's worth, Olisa Metuh is as lost as the PDP itself. Imagine this;

“I’m not conversant with what is happening to them. I may need to be properly briefed and get proper information on what is happening to them. Until then, I won’t be able to speak on their matter,” he said.

When Lai Mohammed promised he was willing to give Metuh a free crash course on how to handle public issues, the latter disagreed claiming he's already equipped in that area. Someone check the bolded and see how the nature of our ex president has affected PDP's publicity secretary.

The party had accused President Muhammadu Buhari of using his anti-corruption war as a witchhunt against members of the PDP, the main opposition party.

Why would any sane human choose to be a witch when the country is on a purging spree I don't understand this night and day "witch-hunting" wail they put up night and day.

Diezani that was powerful than the PDP and the President back then is now the same person everyone, save her family, is avoiding like a plague. TODAY's BEST ATTIRE WILL INDEED BE A RAG SOMEDAY.

Imagine the emphasis on 'education' in this piece. Let's forget the movies, Emeka Ike is honestly temperamental than Jim Iyke. I sincerely wonder what is wrong with these people self. The duo (Ibinabo Fiberesima and Emeka Ike) stopped acting donkey years ago. They're short of ideas on the next step to making money and would rather maim each other to get AGN presidency.

They should all go and sleep abeg.

Nigerian policemen Imagine residents conducting an unauthorised, incomplete and inconclusive forensic research in place of the NPF. Since they believe the analysis of the so-called anonymous residents, would it not then be right to believe that it was the work of HOODLUMS Or is the 'detained' lover a hoodlum?

Honestly, the security aspect of Nigeria is worse than India's. I pray they find the killers quickly though.

RIP to the dead.

This article must have been written by a Sci-Fi addict. Imagine the way he embedded some words into the article as if one is previewing 24 or some CIA, MI:6, or FBI riddled movie.

While I may not say the article is totally false, the essence of this article is by no means relevant. I don't know if your prints understand the word "secret". Imagine the way they opened up on sensitive information just because they intend to sell their papers.

The Sun should understand that Nigeria alone is a movie and that their lies are not convincing enough. They need to learn how to tell lies from The Nation. All these CIA junk articles will not sell and is not believable in this part of the world.

asuustrike2009:
Protect fire! The so called pastor doesn't even know his existence talk less his name on nairaland. Abi na your real name you dey use?

You sure are one to judge. I'm not saying his allegation is true, neither am I saying it's false. If you're the Pastor in question then I'd understand why you're acting the way you are.

By saying he may be protecting his identity, I meant he could be a user who is known and wouldn't like to use his/her moniker to trash this out. Either way, please DO NOT vouch for any so-called pastor. They're not worth vouching for.

Gabygaby:
Which teenagers,men you call teenagers,picture of two men

Forget what you see there, they're really teens.

I can't believe this! I know their father very well and was even part of those who joined in searching for them. This is really unfortunate and to think that they're the sons of a clergyman...

WHOcarex:
Dogara tho.

Dogara be like, Why this baba nor wan forgive saraki

Hehehehehehehe! Dogara seems surprised as to why Baba has chosen to remain adamant. Saraki's look is Epic

dolphinheart:
(1) the passage was talking about the secret of godly devotion which was revealed through jesus.

I'm not really sure if you're referring to the same 1 Tim 3:16. The is pretty simple and direct.

(2) the word "theos" that is translated as "god" in that verse is not found in most of the earlier manuscripts. And it has been discovered that the manuscripts is which theos is found came as a result of deliberate scribal manipulations.

Hence most translations now remove the word "god" from that verse. But I dnt thing any revised edition of the kjv has done so

I sincerely apologise though but saying "Theos" is has been removed from that verse without empirical evidence is not concrete enough. I sincerely hope you get what I'm implying.

fart:
I regret using the name fart as my id. I have seen every comment about fart ever written on NL

Hahahahahaha! Your own is thick

gentlegg:
I totally disagree with the no.3 that Eggs do not increase blood cholesterol.
Infact, the egg yolk is highly loaded with (bad) cholesterol about 62% while turkey egg is over 200% cholesterol.

If you are above 35yrs you should decrease your egg intake. Eggs are excellent for growing children but can be dangerous for adult when much consumed.

You're misinforming here. Nutritionists advised that eating scrambled eggs at all times is pretty dangerous. Reason for this is because the yolk is scrambled and heated beyond the needed degree, hence, dangerous. Eggs are not in any way dangerous. I used to hold this belief until about three months ago. I can barely do without an egg a day. Though most boiled, the effect stays the same. Eggs are not dangerous, regardless of age.

ammyluv2002:
Really? International world egg day? Lol....very funny!

In short, I'm still surprised. Never knew that it existed

What you must know about eggs
Eggs are a very good source of inexpensive, high quality protein. More than half the protein of an egg is found in the egg white along with vitamin B2 and lower amounts of fat and cholesterol than the yolk. The whites are rich sources of selenium, vitamin D, B6, B12 and minerals such as zinc, iron and copper.

Just found out few minutes ago that today is world egg day. Never knew it is celebrated all over.

What is World Egg Day?
World Egg Day is a unique opportunity to help raise awareness of the benefits of eggs and is celebrated in countries all around the world.

A Dozen Reasons to Celebrate World Egg Day
The International Egg Commission has proclaimed the second Friday in October as World Egg Day. Countries throughout the world will be joining in the celebration of the egg. To what does the egg owe this honour? There are at least a dozen good reasons.
https://www.internationalegg.com/corporate/eggindustry/section.asp?id=26

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