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CultureRe: Is There Something Fundamentally Wrong With The Black Man by sarmiie(m): 8:15pm On Jun 14, 2015
No....there's nothing fundamentally wrong with the black man. It's all about the ebb and flow of time. Empires rise and fall. Powers are exalted and later die off. We ruled once, and we no longer rule. One day, the axe will swing back in our favour. It's not gonna be this generation tho.
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Have Grown To Hate Girls by sarmiie(m): 4:29pm On Jun 14, 2015
kayo80:
Yea, and Shawn Carter.
Husband of beyonce knowles. Guilty of dumbing down his lyrics because he thinks his audience are dumb. Singer of "tom ford". The consummate business man............I give u, ladies and gentlemen, JAY Z.
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Have Grown To Hate Girls by sarmiie(m): 4:24pm On Jun 14, 2015
icedbeatz:
I'm talking business wise bro not lyrically 50 is one if the best business men to grace hip hop, nasty nas is a dope mofo but big L is better, check him out.
Oh....when you put it that way, there's no way I can disagree. Big L huh?
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Have Grown To Hate Girls by sarmiie(m): 4:00pm On Jun 14, 2015
kayo80:
Yes o! Nasty nas is one intelligent dude. But maybe they are talking about business-wise...u dig.
If it's business wise, then definitely fitty's up there with sean combs for sure.
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Have Grown To Hate Girls by sarmiie(m): 3:44pm On Jun 14, 2015
icedbeatz:
that nigga is one smart azz Mofoka, maybe the smartest to rock a mic in hip-hop (practically)
I beg to differ, bro. In my opinion, Nas is the smartest. Streetwise, tho, fitty is on point.
RomanceRe: Crush On My Female Bestfriend by sarmiie(m): 6:16am On Jun 14, 2015
No no, no don't do it!!
RomanceRe: 13 Awesome Quotes.. by sarmiie(m): 6:14am On Jun 14, 2015
No 12 is dope as F!!!!
*rushes to make some new vines with it*
RomanceRe: Am Rich But Her Dad Told Her Not To Marry Me by sarmiie(m): 6:12am On Jun 14, 2015
czarr:
.....African parents believe in working hard not smart.
if u no de stress yasef, u no be man.
Honestly....if working hard is the key to money, every woman in africa would be super rich.
RomanceRe: Who Wants Me To Sit On Their Face? by sarmiie(m): 6:10am On Jun 14, 2015
Ur moniker already answers the question...
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Go After An Ex? by sarmiie(m): 6:08am On Jun 14, 2015
Depends on the x and y.
RomanceRe: Can You Do This? by sarmiie(m): 5:56am On Jun 14, 2015
Can I marry a nigerian woman, born and bred in nigeria, who's older than me?? I REALLY doubt it. I'll have to see an extraordinary amount of humility in her to even consider it.

If it's all about the green card, that's another story entirely
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Have Grown To Hate Girls by sarmiie(m): 5:49am On Jun 14, 2015
In the immortal words of Lord 50 cent "niqqa, stop chasing hos. That's hustling backwards. Chase the paper, and watch the hos chase you"
RomanceRe: To Beautiful And Classic Girls Still Searching For Husbands by sarmiie(m): 2:51am On Jun 14, 2015
This!!!!
RomanceRe: Which One Is More Painful: Getting Kicked In The Nutts Or Giving Birth? by sarmiie(m): 2:36am On Jun 14, 2015
Dekatron:
Years ago, i read that getting kicked is more painful than child birth. They said researchers measured the degree of pains(forgotten the unit) & the kick thingy was higher.




Nothing more painful than having your balls kicked!! I can die!! Thats why i love the igbo proverb : 'When a tse tse fly perches on the scrotum. . . Bla bla bla'. Cant remember, but its so funny!!
I think its something like "when a mosquito lands on the testicles, you learn that not everything is resolved by force." Anyone who has had his nuts tickled (playfully or not) understands what that means.
RomanceRe: feel free to share your biggest romantical sexy asset/selling point by sarmiie(m):
It has to be my ability to empathize with people, and understand them. My afro, voice and lips help too
RomanceRe: Come In And Tell Us Who Is The Most Handsome And Pretty Romancelander by sarmiie(m): 11:47pm On Jun 13, 2015
Afrok:
haha.... Boss did u just say beerholder? Well person wey don shack wit him eye red and beer for ehn hand go even pick Gareth Bale ahead of C.Ronaldo as most handsome.
Na so o
RomanceRe: Come In And Tell Us Who Is The Most Handsome And Pretty Romancelander by sarmiie(m): 9:57pm On Jun 13, 2015
Afrok:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, there is nothing like MOST BEAUTIFUL cos wen u think u've seen all abt beauty, dnt be surprised u've seen nothin.

All those that have won most beautiful pageant are not necessarily the most beautiful, they were likely the most beautiful among those represented.
Correction, my boss.......beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
RomanceRe: 20 Of The DUMBEST Sex Questions Asked On Yahoo! Answers by sarmiie(m): 3:16am On Jun 13, 2015
Dear lord!!!

Oh well, I suppose, in a way, it's good. I mean, these are America's future leaders........
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 9:28pm On Jun 11, 2015
grad2012:
Mr elephant u came on my thread and yes iknow what a metaphor is and also if u want to disagree with someone that's not the way to do it . U dint need to be insultive and rude,u dint even read my post, cos if u did all the tins u wrote was not even close to wat i was talking about.It really sad that you acted nothing like the gentleman u call yourself ,can u pls just let it end here.
abrasive, yes I was. Rude and insultive, hell no!!! You opened a thread. I gave my opinion. Granted, u were talking about romance and I was talking about world power, but that's the beauty of the internet. Different people come together to discuss their POVs from what they've seen and experienced.
You insulted me, not the other way round. Instead of replying in like manner, I used idioms rather than direct insult. If ur idea of a gentleman is someone who trades insults needlessly, then I'm glad to be nothing like u think of.
I agree with you, let it end here. Neither of us accomplished what we set out to do..
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 9:11pm On Jun 10, 2015
Teempakguy:
What should I call this?
I'm going with absolute rubbish.
First off, who praises a man for polygamy these days?
Also, aren't there more women in the world? How is it that it is our world?
Also, a woman is praised for using goat hair on her head and emulsion on her face but a man is insulted and called gay if he tries it. Have your seen any men complaining that it is a woman's world? huh


I totally agree with sarmiie.

Trying to explain to you guys is like trying to dissolve sand in kerosine.
Finally!!!! Someone who sees the other side of the coin.
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 9:09pm On Jun 10, 2015
grad2012:
no u are not cos u already did at first and i can't believe u just compared an elephant to an ant smiles anyway tank u for calling me an ant and one more thing please mr elephant dont quote me.
If anyone who disagrees with ur POV is insulting you, then I am guilty. Secondly, comparing the 'ways' of an elephant to an ant is both an idiom and a metaphor. I'm sure you understand what those are. Lastly, mrs ant, u quoted me first. Don't quote me again and I'll return the favor. Ciao!!!
RomanceRe: Funny 10 Cool ways Tø Împr€ss A Gîrl by sarmiie(m): 2:20am On Jun 10, 2015
So cute.....in the 90's.

Nowadays, things are much different. Unless the girl is feeling your style, man, these wouldn't work.

P.S: if you'r still in secondary school, or part 1, you can still try these. Who knows??
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 2:05am On Jun 10, 2015
beautifullll1:
I feel you bro.... lol
Thank you....
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 1:55am On Jun 10, 2015
grad2012:
who is dis and what the hell are u saying u must be so silly telling me am bashing women,stupido may be if u are not too forward and read what i wrote well u will know what to write,u write like some one so mannerless and so silly.In between I just had to check ur profile picture and seriously i know why u so angry at d world, u are just a bitter soul.
I'm not gonna insult you, cos, quite frankly, u don't deserve my anger. The ways of an elephant are incomprehensible to an ant. So it's not a big surprise that u can't find anything of note in there.
Goodbye, ant!!!
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 10:54pm On Jun 09, 2015
misspicy:
bros abeg swallow two tablets of chill pill,ur blood too hot cheesycheesycheesy
Lol......I just had someone I greatly respect feed me this same line today. I was really disappointed.

....taking two pills of "E" now......
RomanceRe: Is It A Man's World ? by sarmiie(m): 10:04pm On Jun 09, 2015
A pity thread created to show women as victims of society...what an arrant waste of time.

Dora akunyili, ngozi okonjo iweala, dame patience jonathan, the president of ethiopia, the vice chancellor of germany, cleopatra, nefertiti and so on....

If all the aforementioned women lay down thinking like this, u think their lives would be as spectacular as it was, and in some cases, still is??

In the old days, physical strength was valued, and so it shouldn't be a surprise that men ruled. Even then, some women still held sway. From cleopatra in egypt, to the queens of england, women who really wanted to, ruled.

And now in this age, where equality is valued, women stand as much chance as men. And some societies, like sweden are moving towards matriarchal societies.

Playing the victim irks me. It is an insult to boss ladies making it in this world. Tell that to nicki minaj or beyonce, chimamanda or the ladies defying taliban rule in iraq. You would receive a slap that'll reset ur senses.

Nonsense!!!!!
RomanceRe: 13 Hilarious But True Facts About Guys by sarmiie(m): 10:58pm On Jun 08, 2015
An hilarious misandrist post.......
The revenge of the females.
RomanceRe: Ladies Quick Question; What Would You Do In This Situation.... PICS by sarmiie(m): 10:36pm On Jun 08, 2015
SELENAqueensy:
For me, will stop and give her money to pick a taxi or just ignore her, the rain won't kill her..
I no fit take chances abeg
Men will always be Men smiley
You value practicality over ideology.......
#smartgirl
RomanceRe: My Mom Doesn't Want Me To Get Married Now, Says Am Too Young. by sarmiie(m): 3:25pm On Jun 07, 2015
Jumping into this thread, I read it without looking at the moniker. When I read the part of being too young at 26 and being told to wait till 31, my heart went "what??" And I had to go back.....

Op, the elders say "what a young boy sees standing, the elders see sitting." Ur mom might have a very valid reason for saying this. Maybe u have a character defect, or there's a prophecy concerning you, or she wants you to cater for ur siblings' education. Who knows??. Whatever made u chill for 14 years (since puberty) can make u chill some more (so konji is a small issue)
RomanceRe: 100 Great Things That Makes Me Proud About Being A Guy by sarmiie(m): 3:18pm On Jun 07, 2015
It's a man's world, righthuh
CelebritiesRe: 50 Cent's Ever Manly Hotness by sarmiie(m): 5:53am On Jun 07, 2015
Fitty!!!
CelebritiesRe: Bitter E-mail Between Don Jazzy And D'banj Leaks by sarmiie(m): 5:07am On Jun 07, 2015
clitlicker:
Who still has time for this.

They've both moved on. Don jazzy is dominating the industry and dbanj is selling garri to pay his debt. End of story
fv4ck any niq talking $h!t just to get a reaction.

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