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homosexualism in african men ??

that makes me laugh.

the gays i've met are ok though, except for a penchant for elevating their victimhood status to a noble position.

the kinds of people to hate on this thread:

-ladies with small boobs
-the ITK guys
-the overly and overtly religious guys
-the sexually repressed and prudish ladies

shall i give an acerbic comment?)?)

nah!!

so he has a run-in with saharareporters, and a few days later we hear he has killed 20000 of his own people??

hmm.....

wristwatch:
Bros... na new thing I learn from u today oo

lol.

ok. i'll bite. what did you learn??

wristwatch:
Hahahaha . Which one be khaleesi treatment oo.

death by a thousand cut!!!

almost every normal guy had to do these things when starting.
you just made it harder for the next generation.

#singing exile by lion king 2

I am a sinner, who's probably gonna sin again.........op don't kill my vibe.

Wristwatch is the steve harvey of this generation, throwing dudes under the bus..


Shall we give him the Khaleesi treatment??

Give them the ebola treatment!!!

There are some unhappy people on the net!!!!

Wack pick up lines used to abound too
Eg: girl, is ur father a poultry farmer?? 'Cos u sure know how to raise a cock.
Like WTF??

A friend of mine found a very hot girl on tinder. Dhe immediately let him know she was a transsexual.

I think they r usually open about such stuffs from the get-go.

Damn....oh well, we all have to learn the hard way sometimes.
Chill out bruh...u'll still love some more

Hey, by telling him, u could save his marraige to someone else....
Help the poor african man

How to know a guy doesn't get laid. He creates a thread titled "how to tell if a woman just got laid"

G-unit as in she's just one of ur many bisshes or G-unit as in she's a thot or G-unit as in you'll pass her around to your homies when you score.....

That's prolly what she thought u meant.

Superiority complex at its most primitive.
Just ignore it

He keeps fiddling her nip.ples like a radio knob.
He keeps moaning every two seconds.
He keeps touching her as though she's the holy grail.
He worships the sight of the vajayjay, nodding his head like a valayrian priest at the high septar.


I could go on for days...

He keeps fiddling her nip.ples like a radio knob. He keeps moaning every two seconds. He keeps touching her as though she's the holy grail. He worships the sight of the vajayjay.

I could go on for days...

That is one long a$$ disclaimer

loomer:
U wicked o, u no say sango no go take nonsense from the guy

Na so, my brother....
Thor for avengers dey vex me sometimes. If na sango, all dose yeye fight wey him dey fight go don end tey tey.

Beat iron man, he nor fit do.
Beat hulk, na lie.

Thor na play jare

P.S: avenger/thor fans.......mercy. I plead for mercy.

Jayjay0:
These days Guys have more patience than Ghana taxi drivers..

Wtf is he still doing with that bitch...

He should give her high hopes for marriage, when it's all over her head then he should dump her sorry ass

Ghana fvcking taxi drivers??
I troway salute for ur metaphorical skill.

Those who would find these jokes funny are the ones who dislike Buhari.

Jonathan-themed jokes were funny, and I'm sure there will, in the future, be some Buhari-themed ones.

It's just too early for them yet.

Signed: an impartial and objective joke-taster.

loomer:
Show us ur own lips before thor hammer descends on you

Thor's hammer?? That's way too far...
We have sango right here.....
Cleaner, faster and more permanent

#SangoNorDeyLookFace

These are really obvious....
Unless ur really gifted in the aspect of stupidity, you should know these.

vislabraye:
I believe the op aint talking wrt relationship. If I'm in a relationship with a lady, the rules change slightly. I'll definitely give her due attention. But when you are trying to win her love, you have to watch the type of attention you give to her.

I get ur point.
I read with the intention of applying to my life, which was probably why I saw it that way.
Cheers

PUSH1:
Trash but true.

'Scuse you...trash??
Watch it.

On giving girls attention: girls, and guys, need attention. The reason why people see problem with guys giving girls attention is because some girls don't respect their guys. If ur girl respects you, NOT giving her attention will cost u ur relationship. So, giving her attention isn't what should be reduced. Respect, or lack thereof, is what should be watched out for.

As for giving girls money: common, bruh. Girls are human too. If you have the money, NOT giving is bad. Even if she's rich, it's a sign of ur capability as a man to be able to take care of ur woman. So if u have money, spend it. YOLO, man.

I believe ur correct on the other scores. Good job, man.

On giving girls attention: girls, and guys, need attention. The reason why people see problem with guys giving girls attention is because some girls don't respect their guys. If ur girl respects you, NOT giving her attention will cost u ur relationship. So, giving her attention isn't what should be reduced. Respect, or lack thereof, is what should be watched out for.

As for giving girls money: common, bruh. Girls are human too. If you have the money, NOT giving is bad. Even if she's rich, it's a sign of ur capability as a man to be able to take care of ur woman. So if u have money, spend it. YOLO, man.

Does everyone finally understand the meaning of the statement "there are only 5000 people in the whole world"....

This woman is a real hustler. I respect that, tho I don't like her songs.

Madam nikki, didn't you say you were a virgin not too long ago??

Them wan put sand for him garri....
Woman dey jealous die. E fit be say na him russian babe make am talk dis tin.
Normally, as per guy, he fit just dey laff the story like say nothing dey...