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Please, Bleep off. You are such an idiot if you need anybody to tell to leave her.

And can you guys stop bringing such stupid things to Nairaland?

bubbest:
Useless mofos who don't know a thing about marketing slandering companies. If it's not effective, they won't be doing it

Thank you, my brother.

The purpose of influencer marketing is not even to get you to buy, buy to creator massive awareness. The fact you know which celebrity represents which brand shows the strategy has already worked.

Thank you, my brother.

The purpose of influencer marketing is not even to get you to buy, buy to creator massive awareness. The fact you know which celebrity represents which brand shows the strategy has already worked.

In digital marketing, this form of marketing is known as Influencer marketing, and the purpose is not to get you to buy on the short run, but to build as much awareness as possible.

It is a top of the funnel marketing channel that does not focus so much on sales. It's sole purpose is to get as many people as possible to discover the product or service. It is then backed by other strategies at other levels of the funnel (interest, desire, action) to get people to eventually buy.

laluski:
Look at your last paragraph...you mean you know this and you have the impunity to come here and ask us for advice...you must be very stupid..
I don't blame you, I blame her for marrying a slowpoke like you..infact between she marrying you and you saying all this here..I don't know whose more stupid..if to say na my sister come tell me this kind story WORD FOR WORD..my advice to her would have been a very dirty slap.
Lemme ask you if your father did all Thai to your mother and you knew all this....will you love your dad the more or call your own mother a fool...
Tell us your answer here sincerely before it enters your empty brain to get angry at the truth am saying and want to vent your childish anger back at me...
Kai...this boy just spoil my mood this evening Sha...

The guy is just freaking stupid. He's only looking for a way to apologize because she's become richer. Imagine saying he's built that way. That woman deserves better than this idiotic, selfish fellow.

This came just in time. I already have advanced Excel skills, and I'm currently learning Python and SQL and hope to start Tableau and Power BI once I'm done.

Can you share resources with me or even mentor me? I'd be elated to get your number.

Pension cannot just be paid to your mum's bank account as certain conditions have to be met before it can be paid to her.

1. She must be 50 years or above and must be retired in order to be eligible to be paid the full amount. If she's over 50 and still working, she cannot be paid.

2. If she's less than 50, she must have stopped working for a period of not less than 4 months on order to be eligible to be paid 25% of her savings. If she's still working, she cannot be paid.

3. However, if she's late, the beneficiary(ies) should visit the Pension Fund Administrator (PFA) to begin the process of collecting the money.

4. If she died intestate (without a will) the person who provides the PFA with a letter of administration and other required documents and passes the due diligence of the PFA will get the money.

If your mum/beneficiary does not meet these conditions, don't bother visiting any agency or parastatal as the money won't be paid.

Sorry about the loss of your dad.

Police have been withdrawn from the Contributory Pension Scheme (CPS) as their Pension funds are now managed by the Nigerian Police Force (NPF) Pension.

As a result of the creation of NPF Pension, the National Pension Commission (PenCom) directed all Pension Fund Administrators (PFA) to transfer all the funds belonging to NPF personnel registered with them to NPF Pension.

Consequently, you will be required to contact NPF on how to access your late father's pension funds. However, you may need to contact Stanbic Pension for his RSA PIN (if you do not have it) and also to be sure his funds have been transferred to NPF Pension.

Cheers.

It is not possible for the Fire Fighters to visit a burning building with empty trucks. A safety workshop was organized in my office and an instructor from the Lagos State Fire Service said that the first question they ask after arriving at a burning building is whether or not the owners use cooking gas. If the answer is yes and the fire has spread to the kitchen, they inform residents there is no water and salvage as much as they can from the sorrounding.

This is absolutely incorrect. He should approach the bank with a letter of administration. The bank will then write to the PFA who in turn gives the authorization for payment and then proceed to remove the deceased client from programmed withdrawal payroll until the death benefits are paid to the beneficiary upon approval by the National Pension Commission.

omoguess:
You are only entitled to your fathers gratuity (if he has not been paid). As for pension, you are not entitled to it. The bank has to return all pension paid to the acct after your fathers death back to the pension office

Bigsteveg:
Hello, i collected my VC last year august. I will like to collect another one now, is it possible? Please note that i collected the last one before PENCOM started once in two years VC regulations, does it apply to me? I will like to collect another this sept. Thank you

No you can't. The next withdrawal will be two years after your after the last. Note that you can access only 50% of the incremental contributions that have been domiciled in your RSA for a minimum of two years.

Balance of 50% will be used to augment your mandatory contributions are retirement.

Once witnessed a robbery in Ijebu Ode in 2007. A disabled was in the banking hall to deposit some money and one of the robbers got a cashier to enter is transaction and credit his account then proceeded to collect the money.

Bigsteveg:
Hello, i collected my VC last year august. I will like to collect another one now, is it possible? Please note that i collected the last one before PENCOM started once in two years VC regulations, does it apply to me? I will like to collect another this sept. Thank you

Sorry for the belated response. Please note that you can only withdraw 50% of only the contributions that have sat in the RSA for two or more years subject to tax. Hence if you have contributions that have been in the VC for two or more years, you will be able to withdraw even though it's not up to two years you made the last withdrawal.

ikechizoba:
l kept a file containing all my credentials ( waec result,degree cert, nysc cert and 2 letters of recommendation from the companies l worked with),and 2 other files containing that of my husband and son's documents,in a safe place,l am always careful with things like that.

Two years ago, around August, l visited my parents in another state for a family prayer,l spent two weeks there and came back ,to discover that the file containing my credentials has disappeared, my husband and son's file were still there,it was as if someone took out my own and left the others.

I and my husband have searched everywhere,yet nothing. It hasn't been easy for me,the thought of loosing all l worked for,for years is heart breaking, l have prayed ,fasted, yet nothing. l don't know the mystery behind this,if only God can tell me,l will be happy.

l planned doing my masters,but l have given up since my original result is missing. This problem has been eating away my happiness, my spiritual life is zero because l am tired of praying and l have lost faith,l have lost Gods mercy as well.

Many times l am tempted to seek help from native spiritualist to find it for me,but my spirit rejects it,please what do l do??

l have already swore an affidavit to back up my claims but it was rejected the last time l went for an interview.

This is an open and close case. Ask yourself these questions;
1. Did it happen while you were away?
2. Did anyone visit during that time?
3. Does anyone else knows where those documents are kept?

If the answer to question 1 is yes and to 2 and 3, No; get your husband arrested.

You call these ladies beautiful? Wait until you see Ange Kagame, daughter of Rwanda president Paul Kagame.

What hectic procedure? You probably do not need the money. All you need are an exit letter, means of ID, birth cert, a passport photo and bank details to withdraw 25% from your RSA if your age is less than 50 and these are too "hectic" for you to provide?

malware:
FUOCK RSA! FUOCK RSA!! FOUCK RSA!!!

I STILL HAVE HUGE SUMS OF MONEY WITH PAL PENSION, ACCRUED DURING MY STAY AT MY FORMER WORK PLACE, AND I WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE TO FOLLOW SOME HECTIC PROCEDURES BEFORE I COULD ACCESS SOME CERTAIN USELESS PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY, WHILE THE REST IS AFTER 50YEARS...

AS I SPEAK, THAT MONEY IS STILL LYING DOWN THERE FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS NOW, AND THE USELESS RSA KEEPS SENDING ME ANNIVERSARY MESSAGES, TO ADD SALT TO INJURY

As bizarre as this may sound, I knew someone in Abeokuta a few years ago that did this. A snake bit him on the hand in his room and he bit off the snakes head and chewed it. The craziest thing ever.

Who gives 50k school fee to a 10-year-old boy?
Story does not add up.

obaataaokpaewu:
Mine remains 304mb, once it finishes, I'm moving the glo SIM to my small Fero torchlight phone,just for call bonus.
Very frustrating network. In the same house, network will be in room A and not in room B. Or in a room, the network in the bathroom will be stronger than the one in the room

Imagine a network that works only when you step outside the gate. Step in and network disappears. Makes me wonder whether they have beef with my landlord.

Processing on the average should take about four weeks give or take a few days. In Stanbic IBTC Pensions, when applications are received, a lettter is forwarded to client's last contributing employer for confirmation of dates of birth, appointment, exit etc and a clause is inserted in the letter to the effect that application will be processed if a response is not received withing 5-work-days of employer receiving the letter. This helps to forestall situations where employers may want to deliberately frustrate a former employee. When no response is received, the acknowledgement by the employer is used in lieu of their response as evidence that letter was received but not responded to.
Once this has been resolved, application is then forwarded to National pension commission for approval where a dedicated liaision officer follows up to ensure prompt approval is given. Payment is received within 48 hours of approval by Pencom.

salt1:
Forgive my ignorance.
When does one qualify to get 25%
I thought it's 50% if you've been out of job for six months

If your are less than 50, you can apply for a quarter(25%) of the balance in your Retirement savings account (RSA) after four months of exiting your job(no matter whether the exit is voluntary or involuntary). However, starting from Dec. 1 2017, you could only access 50% from your Additional voluntary contributions (AVC) after two years of making the contributions subject to a tax on the interest generated. The balance of 50% is added to the mandatory contribution at retirement.
Certain categories of people are however exempted. 1. Retirees 50 years and above and on pension who have gone back to work can only make AVC, hence can make a withdrawal of 100% after 2 years of contributions but subject to tax on both principal and interest. 2. Foreign employees in Nigeria can withdraw 100% subject to a tax on principal and interest when returning to their country. 3 Employees of companies like Exxon Mobil, Shell, Chevron etc who operate Closed Pensions can withdraw 100% subject to tax on principal and interest.

Note the conditions on withdrawal of AVC was made this stringent because employees deviced a way of avoiding tax by paying up to 90% of their salary into their AVC thereby reducing tax by up to 95% and is denying the tax authorities the income from tax.

Try adding a few drops of acid to it. A colleague in the office battled with it without success for four years until she tried acid. It's now completely cured. She said to use cotton buds to drop in inside your cuticles and that you may have to endure a bit of pain.

I'd advise you to take the job. One thing about work life is that it can only get better. Once you start doing this, better and more lucrative jobs would come inevitably. Wish you the best.

Laying of tracks has already started in Fagba market and is progressing on both sides. How is this man oblivious of this?

hassan4:
Zambia complained about it and i saw the match on SuperSports i think over a month ago.

Get your facts right before posting. The Cameroon-Zambia match was played at the newly built Omnisport stadium in Limbe and the Stadium in Yaounde has lush green grass as it was just extensively refurbished in 2016 in readiness for the AWC. They are also hosting Afcon next year which is the more reason their stadia have to be in pristine condition.

Olwogboboro roughly translated means the God with a far reaching arm.

[quote author=igbozionism post=56597135]you are the one that is not intelligent, sir. I asked why Lagos has an indigenous oil company to extract her oil but Niger delta states dont? you didnt provide any answer but went on to talk about shell, agip etc which is totally irrelevant. if Lagos could could be allowed to have one it is only fair for them to be allowed to have their!

pls stop deluding yourself about the quality of leaders Lagos had. Lagos is simply developed because it is the formal fct and bulk of fg investments that can be found there which led to population implosion and also coupled with the sea port. akpabio performed better than brt,fashola,ambode but that still didn't make akwa ibom better than Lagos. if you think you have quality leaders than the rest of the country make Oyo to be like lagos[/quote

This man you seem delusional to me. Are you saying Lagos was allowed to set up an Oil and gas company and the Niger Delta states were not?

oluwayimika123:
I was gonna ask with notable alumni like;

Chief Obafemi Awolowo

Chief Olusegun Obasanjo

Moshood Abiola (MKO)

Prince Bola Ajibola

Hon. Dimeji Bankole

Otunba Gbenga Daniel

amongst others

They are not Nigerians bro...

amyzon:
So what was I suppose to do. Insult him or create a seen, plus I was carry my baby and didn't think a guy in his right mind will be after me. It was his reaction the moment the midwife came back that made me realize that he was really flirting

Madam calm down and accept you did wrong. Men are egoistic and there are a thousand and one ways of saying "no" politely. The fact you were carrying a baby means nothing. There are men who date pregnant married women. So you are saying you would call out a number whether wrong or right to every Tom, Dick and Harry simply because you wanted to seem nice?

The fact you gave him while your hubby was close by shows the level of respect you have for him. I doubt you realise what marriage means. Grow up.

Oildichotomy:
Che you are okay sha??

I doubt..

This man's Islamization agenda in Imo has just been solidified. I'm sure there is a mosque on the plane.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The fear of long words.