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.happy new month. Waiting 4 my birthday.
@ op word of advise watch think like a man. Choose ur category and apply it.

. Happy new month waiting 4 my birthday.

happy new month my people waiting 4 my birthday

fatdon2: The Girl Wowo No Be Small. Vomits. Congrats To Them Sha

See as u fat like imbe. Are u sure person go gree u self?

All this china phones nah de same tin.

Apc @ work

uboma: If they are too noisy as you just described, why not just give them quick notice because the truth is its less likely that they will change for the better. Soon they will libel you a Wizard/Witch for complaining about their loud prayers. Next time, try and avoid living with your tenants. There are things they will do which will irritate you.

It is quit not quick

The guy family wowo I use to tink he is fine smh.

You sabi Maths abi? Oya carry your biro and calculator and work this out. . .

Hope your day has been beautiful
I need an urgent answer to a question that's been bothering my mind

If APGA + CPC + ANPP + ACN = APC
and EFCC + ICPC + NPF + GEJ + JEGA = PDP,
Find,
(a) Using Pythagoras theorem prove that: PDP < APC.

(ii) Using Almighty Formula where JEGA is constant what is the value of PDP?

(b) If Tinubu and Buhari remains constant and Okorocha varies, what is the coefficient value of Okorocha in APC?

(c) If PDP is constant, what is the cube root of rigging coefficient? Where pi= 16 > 19

(d) Use the Do or Die theory & explain all the answers above before 2015.

NO CHEATING. Your time starts now.... GOODLUCK


Av a nice Night..... O daaro Ooº°˚˚°ºº°˚

ify84: I don laff tire... permission to copy and paste...

Permission granted. Those apc guys dat move stuffz to front page won't move this

Local music

pDude: Sit down jare

Nor be those guys dey rape female corpers?

Who is ur englis teacher smh

alotofgrace: bursted



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Guy me and u no dey burst our self I had my reasons.

Don't people know dat federal government intentionally don't build those roads in de states that has apc governor cause dey know stupid people dat don't know de difference will blame the governor even thou indirectly is his fault.
Dat wat ngige want to do to Anambra put us in bondage of bad federal roads!!! God forbid.

Funny as hell
but the naked reality.

A SATIRE
THE SECRET TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BTW NGIGE AND TINUBU REVEALED.!!!!

Tinubu: Onwa weting happen now?
Ngige: Good day Asiwaju
Tinubu: What's good about the day when eclipse happen for your dormot? BTW, weting make you off your phone?
Ngige: Sorry sir, I be wan call you now
Tinubu: There is nothing to call me for, I hear weting happen
Ngige: But sir, hope still hope dey o

Tinubu: Which kan hope be that?
Ngige: The 65 units now?
Tinubu: Your head correct at all? The total polling units na 4,608 and you think say 65 go make you win? Abi u be witch?
Ngige: Oga, na Plan A be that o
Tinubu: Weting be Plan B?

Ngige: Cancellation or we go court. But I wan make you activate the Lagos/Ibadan Liars make them start dey spread propaganda and dey invent stories quick quick.
Tinubu: Ngige Ngige Ngige. How many times I call you?
Ngige: Three times Asiwaju
Tinubu: Nothing go save you. I sent that short-devil called El-rufai to go rig the election. Instead make him keep e mouth shut, he announced am for Facebook/Twitter. Na so SSS take know about am

Ngige: Aha, abi wan report that short man to you sef
Tinubu: No report anything. No be him make you lose. Nwoye wey campaign for just 2 weeks get votes pass you. I dey shame for you
Ngige: No be like that o, Jega follow do am too
Tinubu: Na lie! I told you say your people go reject you but you no believe. Dem reject you for 2003, 2006 & 2010. Why you think say them no go reject you again? Na same problem wey I get with Buhari wey make me no wan make e run in 2015 because Nigerians don reject am sotee I don lose count.

Ngige: Make I talk true. Na Fashola make me lose this election
Tinubu: For weting na? How my boy make you lose?
Ngige: No be him deport my people?
Tinubu: But, I be tell am make e beg now and he did. Na my boy make them reject you for 2010 too? Anyway, no be weting I call u for. I be businessman and you sabi how much I put for this election, N3.21 Bn, so I need am back in 2 weeks. I no be Chris Uba,

prynsex: u go c am o

Nah last yeah

prynsex: u go c am o

Nah last yeah

Armed robbers(nomi phone) attacked me by 2am. Took my e63. I still miss it till date
Pls if u see any e 63 dat is blue check de imei and text me. So I can verify

seangy4konji: OO BOY..I say amen to your prayers ooo....Na one by one dem go die oo..I no want turn yy boy oo,i finished school serve a no see job ooooooooo...God help Nigeria.

U didn't pass well or u are too lazy to look 4 de ryt job well.

abes: Though I'm an ex-Christian, but I don't want to believe God rewards evil with deaths, people die when it is their time to die e.g da'grin, goldie, dana air crash victims etc.

Thank u my brother some people tink God is an assassin.

baba11: Simpleseyi has given u complete response i would have loved to give u but let me add mine.African mentality and nigerian factors has almost rob us of our thinking.I can't see any reason to praise somebody u chose to lead you.For God's sake,he's doing his work and how does this cost compare to allocation he was given?The day we begin to challenge our leaders on how they lead us,is the day we are moving inch by inch to our so callled 'promised land'!

Fool lyk u if he didn't do it wat will u do? Wat will all those kids do? Dose dat didn't do it wat hv u done. Only u nah fool if u tink dat man don't deserve gods blessing. Dere was no money in dere allocation 4 sandals 4 students he did it out of his own pocket mumu.

jimmysho: Can you lesson to yourself? he is registered observer and you. expect him to be observing right from his hotel room? why will a whole elrafai lie about voting? you are expecting him to go to polling booth? he is only going to the inec office to stop any manipulations.

Go to school and learn hw to speak before u open ur dirty mouth to talk politics

Paroman: i like this.

Y quote de whole tin only u nah fool

bbpreye.:
na wa..

To quote all this tins and write nah waa only u nah fool.

Y should all dis illiterate politicians keep making a mess out of nigeria government. Am disappointed in amaechi.

This new pdp is madness dey should get a name.

Is like dat woman need a push. I trust chime dat wat she will get

Aromas: Yes, if you don't have!!!!!!!!!! I have
A future dat we take our beloved country 2 greater height.
A future that I'll used 2 transform you if possible I come across you ni o!! NOTED

Nah waa who is ur english teacher?