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tboy1:
My female friend had her baby in TX, stayed there a few months and is now back in nigeria
She got there 3 months before she was due so dont think they noticed her belly

How long ago was this?
1999?

HNIC:
Come on sauron
We know the difference between own goals and deflected goals.

I don't think you do!!!

all the arsenal goals mentioned were going in anyway, unlike Abou diaby's gift of a  goal

Vermaelen's tame shot at Van Der Sar was going IN? Are you [i]Baba Suwe [/i]in disguise?
VDS was poised to catch the ball until it hit Evans' butt and the Verminator was still credited for it.

Almunia diverted nani's speculative cross

Nani's cross was going into the net.
Go and watch the trajectory of the ball again.

How about that Pompey defender, what's that his name with the delightful volley

That was an own goal. . . .No doubt!!

What of yesterday, a harmless cross from Giggs and who was there to connect?

Paul Scholes!!!!

lalaboi:
You won me the 1st game and it took ya 4games to win another one. . . . Shows i eased up ma game cos i tot i was playing a practise match . . .Tse i nor beat u back? lol. . .plenty!!

I have never been impressed with your GAMEPLAY.
U just do the wham bam shooting. No intricate passing, just your usual route 1 football.
Cech-Drogba-Goal.

tboy1:
If you can, its better to go to the states than UK

States? USA?
They will discover her placenta via their body scans before they allow her pass customs/immigration.

justwise:
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Forget that, its not allowed again in the Uk, if u are coming here for that then u will be disappointed. day yrs are gone when people come here for that.

She has a chance albeit remote!!!
If she gets in here and delivers her baby. . . . . .I think the baby becomes British by birth.
The mother however must wait for 7+ years before she can get a permanent stay which she can then convert into a British passport.

Give or take, she's looking at 12 years.

allboyz:
still in it. . . i've never lost ma faith for once. . . lets go! a game at a time! . . . Porto Next!

gooners 1800

You must be hallucinating. . . . .Stop raising your hopes when it's obvious you are not in the same level as the top TWO teams.
United and Chelsea will not let Arsenal win the title. It's impossible.
Nigeria will send aquanauts to the North Sea to look for the lost treasure before Wenger's Arsenal can win the English league.

lalaboi:
beans!!. . . . Folly. . .forget yesterday's demolition and murder this guy abeg lol

Tboy wey be your baba sef, i dey take am practise finesse shots.
When i aint distracted by the females weaving their asses, i am the best in this shyte.

I caked you 3-0 the other night with the most sublime attacking football and all you could put it down to was SAURON FLUKED IT.

@ Folly,

Are u ON now?
Sauron is itching to sever someone's head and cook stew with it.

HNIC:
Obviously, they are using jazz,
someone correct me
isn't 'Own' goal/deflected goals in double figures nowBrace ko, Braces ni

Vermaelen scored a deflected goal at the Emirates but he was given the goal.
All the goals you scored against Everton at the Emirates were also deflected goals but the shot takers were given the goals.

With us, it's a different rule.
Carrick struck a magnificent beauty against Pompey but it was given as an own goal.
Nani chipped Almunia beautifully and the ball was destined to land in the back of the net but it was given as Almunia's own goal.

It's a different world with United players.

P.S. Giggsy out for 4 weeks with a fractured arm. . . . . .Nani's suspended for 3 domestic games for serious foul play.

jalether:
, best defensive unit in europe what, Jesus wept
epileptic bosingwa hehe, you deserve a gospel a$$ whooping for that statement, name me a better right back in the league
better than Bose if he wasn't injured

Rafael Da Silva is better than Bosingwa.
Bose is the most overrated RB in this league and his wackness oozes class.
I will actually name Glen Johnson, Corluka, O'Shea and Luke Young before Bosingwa.

As per Rio/Vidic. . . . .There's no team in the world those two players will not walk into.

jalether:
Gerrard and Torres have been injury plagued this season, Arsenal missed some of their key players to injury and AFCON . . . Van Persie, Diaby , Song
Chelsea lost Ashley cole, Carvalho, Bosingwa, so how is man utd's case excusable, abegi

Missing players all over the pitch cannot be compared to missing the best defensive partnership in the whole of Europe.
The defence is the most important part in a team.
We are talking about the best centre-halves in this league for the past 3 seasons NOT a useless Diaby or an epileptic Bosingwa.

When Arsenal did not miss their players, they have been perennial losers.
Same are Chelsea and Liverpool. United won the league title last season because of their defence so it's only logical to think their absence has undermined the team one way or the other.

jalether:
To be fair the top four has been below par this season, but all i'm saying is, we are too inconsistent to be a champion

we should be taking atleast a draw from games against Villa, man city, wigan, and to think we have only managed to get 1 point out

of a possible 6 from chelsea-everton fixture this season is inexcusable

Exclude Man Utd from that list, abeg.
Ours can be excused. Vidic and Rio have only played together FOUR TIMES this season and we are in MATCHDAY 26 in the league.
Take Terry/Carvalho out for 10 weeks and letz see the results. Take Gallas/Vermaelen out of Arsenal for 14 weeks and they will be 9th.

United have also won the last 3 league titles in a bounce. Winning the 4th is unprecedented in this part of the world.
That United are a single point below Chelsea - that should be hungry for the title is a testament to SAF's managerial nous.
Letz see how things shape up in the coming weeks. 12 games to go and it's another squeaky bum time.

jalether:
You don't have to be a coach to be a critic,
so what if it's just a game, people have the right to express their opinions however they like

So whatz your point?

mukina2:
[s]whenever cheksli beats us they find it hard to win [/s]

finally we found the back of the net in victory, all the pages of who did what was irritating

now people will talk of something else

I see dead people.
Muki has been missing for 2 weeks now.
Arsenal won and she's out from nowhere.
Na wa o.

FBS:
Now clap for  yourself. When you are done, go to bed.

Nah, you are the priggish one trying to analyse crap.
By your logic, Adebayor and Arshavin are wack because United have banged more own goals than those players have scored.
U need a brain MOT!!!

FBS:
Before then nko? Was Chelsea not scoring goals before Nic came?  

What goals were you scoring? Prove it!!!

You are trying to prove a point (Berbasuck) but you forget that you have had more own goals than goals scored by Berba-go-slow? How pathetic is that?

So what does this prove?
United have copped more own goals than goals scored by Berbatov makes no sense.
Berbatov has scored the same goals as Anelka despite playing 500 mins less than Anelka so what gives?
Till date Rooney/Berba is the best strike partnership in Europe.

No sir, I will take the smash and grab.
When we are 4-0 up and with 3 mins to play. . .yes by all means introduce your deft touches or whatever.

The dynamics of football can never be grasped by people like you.
Only a complete fuckwit will sacrifice possession for wham bam goals!!!

When the defence is proving too difficult to break, call on Kanu, Anelka, Berbatov, Dennis Bergkamp.

FBS:
Nic movement is GREAT but GOALS are what we need, kapish?

This is what irks me to the bone.
Anelka was the EPL's highest goal scorer last season.
If Carlotti plays him as a centre-forward, he will score goals. He can score goals.

Movement is the KEY.  Players like Anelka don't give possession away like twunts (Drogba)
When your opponents don't have the ball, they can't do much.
How many goals did you score while Drogba was eating corn in Africa?

Ibime:
@ All those idiots hailing JT as some sort of great leader after his recent indiscretions, I hope they will reciprocate in kind for his catastrophic performance today. F&cking leader indeed! A leader who blew his teams glory moment in Moscow, f&cks his teammates babymothers and continually harangues Chelsea for new improved contracts every summer so he can blow it on his gambling habit.

How can you slate Captain Fantastico like that?
Ibime, take your time o.

jalether:
You want to be a champion, you play like a champion, our inconsistency this season is unforgivable

Stop over-reacting.
Which team has been consistent this season?
It's a universal phenomenon. Chelsea are still on TOP and every team will still drop more points.
Chelsea lost? So freaking what!!!!

chic2pimp:
It would take more than a 2 legged match to change Fabio's mind. For the time being, Barry is ahead of Carrick. Also the last time carrick started for england, he didn't impress that much.

Only simpletons rate Barry ahead of Carrick.
With the way United are set-up, one cannot guess what SAF will select in any match.
Our midfielders don't get to play regularly to make a reputation like the Cescs, Lampards, Barrys and Mascheranos of this world.

Man U draws, Chelski looses, Is the Title Race back on Arsenal?. . . . . .
Hmmmmm. . . . . . Only time will tell but it definitely looks that way

Title race for Arsenal?
The same team that has dropped 8 points in the last 4 games?

doyin13:
The only thing just about certain with Drogba is his heading ability.

Everything else is a matter of chance.

His first touch isn't the greatest neither is his movement.

If I were Ancellotti, the chappie would be an option off the bench
where finesse like Chelsea can do doesn't work.

But many simpletons here tell us ball control/deft touches are NOT important.
I will take a refined player with all the skills than players like Drogba who are just wham bam bang!!!

nateevs:
Honestly that's the last thing on my mind. . .
I am only hurt that winning this would have stretched the lead to 5pts. .

Like I say always, there are points to be dropped. .  Lots more. .
It's going to be a very interesting season and I'm geared up for it. . .

Shyte happens.
Chelsea and United are still on course unlike our friends in North London who gave 8 awoof points away.

HNIC:
@Sauron
WTF
How doesn't it count?
Were we awarded 2 points for the match because it was 1st game of the season?

U don get mouth now after taking 4 points from a possible 12.
Buncha twunts.
One would think a club that has failed to win anything in 60 months would be hungrier but na lie.

@ Nateevs,

How many points have you dropped now since Drogba came back?
I told you the rot starts AFTER the ACN not DURING!!!!
Those African players have a way of infecting the rest of the pack with raw wackness.

Expect more gnashing of teeth next week.

nateevs:
Another round of bullshit normally after the first 3pts earned in a long time. . .
What happened to the return leg in this same match in your own backyard. . ?

Suddenly footie is maths. . .

Nateevs, it ain't catastrophic.
1 point gap at this stage ain't bad.
Take the defeat nicely.

Senderos still dey play football?

HNIC:
@Chavs
See how footie is
Same match for Arsenal, we were leading 6-1 with injury time to play

First game of the season. . . . .
It doesn't count. . . . .Sunderland sodomised y'all and Chelsea mopped the floor with em 7-2.

Everton should fuckin keep the ball instead of hoofing it high in the sky.
Bloody Scousers.

nateevs:
We have blown it. . .

U haven't.
Nani messed up copping a red card so all we could nick was a draw.
I wouldn't mind y'all losing though. . . . .

chic2pimp:
What's wrong with Villa? O'neil should hang his head in shame. His team is getting battered here even with an one man advantage.
Man United would predictably score during Fergie Time

We woulda beaten em with 11 men but i will take a single point.
United played ever so well. Carrick and Fletcher to fight for the MOTM.

Bad luck. Capello considers Barry the better player.

After what Capello saw in the Manchester Derby(Carling Cup final), he woulda changed his mind.
Carrick shytes over Barry 50000%.

chic2pimp:
FULL TIME

A.VILLA 1  MAN UNITED 1

ADVANTAGE UNITED AS IT LOOKS MORE THAN LIKELY CHELSEA WOULD LOOSE

NANI WOULD HOWEVER MISS THE CC FINAL

Valenica and Park will deputise for Nani in the CC final.

chic2pimp:
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ARSENALLLLLLLLLLL

ABOU DIABY SCORESSSS  

ARSENAL 1 LIVERPOOL 0

It seems your brain has a 2-minute delay.

United have played so well in this game.
This is easily our best away performance.

The drive and the passes have been first class!!!

chic2pimp:
No mind am jare. Not only are they playing against ten men,they are also at home but still he insists on playing the 4-5-1 formation?

If a victory is a victory, he might as well equate winning the premier league to winning the swedish league
Also correct me if i'm wrong but didn't he fail to win the Uefa Cup(which by the way shoulda been his only kwarect trophy)?

Wenger has not won anything in Europe in his managerial career.
In ma opinion, MON and AW are on the same pedestal.

Christ. . . . . . . .Michael Carrick is a gem.
Easily the best deep-lying midfielder in this country.

He forced the own goal but he is getting bullied by the Villa players.

All these EPL clubs are modelling United with playing 3 CBs in their 4-man defence.
Collins, Cuella and Dunne are all centre-backs so breaking em is a tough task and it's even tougher when you are doing it with 10 players.

Why is Fergie persisting with Giggsy.
Take Giggsy off for Park!!!

chic2pimp:
Which silly trophies has O'neill won? Is it the 3rd rate carling cup or the 2nd rate scotish league?

A league victory is a league victory.
U can only beat what is put in front of you. . . . .Did O'Neill not get into the UEFA cup final against Porto in 2003?

Nah the ref made the right decision. That was a leg breker. You won't be saying he got the ball had he connected properly.

The referee is a homer, abeg.
Nani got the ball cleanly and he went with one foot, not two.