₦airaland Forum

stillwater:
I don't blame you people. It's the girls that take your gifts I blame.

Haba. . . . .Stillwater, you won't take ma gift??
I am sending a smoked Catfish to your address on Sunday.

Sauron is a fisherman so manage my gift like that.
Na condition make Crayfish bend.

spikedcylinder:
Lol. you don spoil tay tay. No wonder you're like this sef.

I just happen to know where ma folks keep those kinda movies.

Cannibal Holocaust
I Spit On Your Grave
Death Weekend
Dead & Buried.

Those movies are ogrish!!!!

TOPE2000!:
Oh really?
Nevamind then . . . i can always look for another guy to keep me company. Enjoy your game.

I can recommend Ofoka for you.

spikedcylinder:
They didn't know I was watching na. . . .
You like this I Spit On Your Grave gan o. It's permanently on your hard drive abi?

I saw it when i was 5 and it was bizarre.
Haven't seen it anywhere since then but in a way, it is still in ma memory.

TOPE2000!:
B4 nko, i knw Man U AINT PLAYING THIS WKN. so u are all mine

U haven't heard?
Man Utd is playing Super Eagles in Abuja on Sunday to mark Jonathan Goodluck's new position.
In other words, me and Chamotex are going to Abuja.

spikedcylinder:
I watched Bangkok Hilton when I was 5. I remember a lot of intimacy scenes.
Sauron, you are a sinner.

How can they let you watch such at 5?
Spikey. . . .U don corrupt tay tay o.
When did you see I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE? 3??

spikedcylinder:
How many times will you tell this H Samuel gist on NL? Every darn opportunity you get.
Nonesense.

My weekend will be spent in church by the way.

In your Pastor's changing room, abi?
Onisekuse.

TOPE2000!:
Some of you men shud be ashamed of urselves
SMH in pity

Topsy ma sweetie.
Don't mind David and Chamotex. . . . .Buncha cheapskates.

I have booked our flight to St. Tropez this weekend.
Meet me @ Stanstead on Saturday.

platinumnk:
watch out, it backlashes

Your butt has koboko?

chic2pimp:
That was a different scenario.

How was it different?

rasputinn:
Every player has his off day,Clichy when he's fit always has one of the best work rates,trots forward to support the attack and recovers faster than Cashley womanliness and Evra(though I like Evra for saying the France/Ireland world cup qualifier should be replayed on PS),so Clichy is way ahead of your Zhirkov,just wait till Carlotti drafts him in,you'll see wha I'm saying

Evra is 100 times better than Clichy.
Gael Clichy is Theo Walcott in defence. He just runs into blind alleys with no positional discipline.

Zhirkov is also better than Clichy.
Try another name. At this moment, Insua is better than Clichy.

rasputinn:
^^^
Which Clichy,the fit or unfit one

BTW,that disaster is looming chelski in the face and their EPL future is worse than bleak doesn't in any way imply that the title is manure's already,mark my words

Hehehehehe
After Nani tore Clichy a new butt-hole, GAYnners are now saying he wasn't FIT?
Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .Was he fit when he let Birmingham equalise in 2007/8 that led to Gallas throwing tantrums on the pitch?

platinumnk:
^^ SMH~ and these are our future "leaders" in marriages

Common valentines, crying like babies

50/50

Platinum, don't make me whup your FAT behind.

rasputinn:
Did you just say that or it fell through your gap tooth,have you seen an unfit Zhirkov play?even when he's fit,he's worse than Taiye Taiwo.There's a reason I don't want to be on Clichy's case,I suspect he's less than 80% fit,so don't even compare him with Zhir-who?

Clichy is worse than Gibbs.
By May, Arsenal fans would realise it was Clichy that gave United their 4th title with his shambolic defending.
Nani used Clichy over and over again like a $2 slut.

debosky:
Rafael is not in the same class as Cesc. Simple!!

Of course, Rafael has achieved more than Cesc Fabregas.
The young Brazilian has experienced the joy of winning a league title, Carling cup and FIFA club world cup.
Something Cesc is yet to taste in 6 attempts.

debosky:
We shall see - I suspect Zhirkov is not physically ready for the premiership yet and will suffer a bit in that LB role.

Physically ready or not, he is better than any human being Arsenal play as a left back.

We also went on a 10 game run without a striker so what are you on about? Cashley is vastly important to the team - this is not a matter of blaming woes on one player, but it WILL have an impact.

Like Ronaldo's absence had an impact on Man Utd, huh?
Like Henry's exit had a massive impact on Arsenal in 2007/8 season?
Football fans and their myopia. . . . .tsssk tsssk!!!!

Chelski's strength is not their defence?   Which top 4 side has scored against them this season? Their defensive record is only one goal short of being the best in the division and defence is not their strength?  

It is not.
Only Birmingham and Aston Villa can boast of a robust defence this season.
Chelsea and Man Utd have failed massively in that aspect cos they continue to let in needless goals.

The only top 4 side to have stopped the highest scoring team (Arsenal NOT Man Utd with 10 OGs for them) from scoring and defence is not their strength?  

They still have to come to OT.
Keep that statement until they come to OT and stop United from scoring.
P.S. The highest scoring team is Man Utd.

Dude maybe you haven't sniffed glue with Ando tonight. . . .go meet him for your fix ASAP!

As usual, you are talking outta your rectum again.

rasputinn:
@ Sharon

Quit being hypocritical,God knows you're having an heavenly feeling as a result of the tragedies that have started befalling cheski,even the Drugbar you castigate so frequently,I'm sure you wont mind if he fractures a metartasel that will rule him out of their clash with manure as well as the rest of the season

Drogba is yet to score a league goal against Man Utd in 11 attempts.
As long as Evans and Vidic are alive. . . . .Nobody worries about Drogba at OT!!!
Samir Nasri poses more threat to Man Utd than Drogba and Nasri is still shyte.

chic2pimp:
The foul took place outside the box .

Rafael's foul on Bellamy took place outside the box but a pen was given.

debosky:
Try to make sense sometimes - replacing Vidic and Rio with Evans and Wes (both with substantial premiership experience) is not the same thing as replacing Cashley with Zhirkov who might not even have played 10 games so far in his debut season.

Once again, your logic exudes an EPIC FAIL.
Evans started playing in the Starting XI one day. Zhirkov is no slouch. He will cope very well.

How many games did they play without him? With the effects of snow, the games they played in his absence was at the bare minimum.

They won all the games they played in his absence.
That is the most important factor.
No single player is bigger than Chelsea or Man Utd. Only yeye clubs like Arsenal whine over the absence of a single player and blame their woes on him.

I'd say you're so way off the mark you might as well be talking about another club. Chelski has been conceding goals from SET PIECES not from counter attacks. Unless Zhirkov is massively better than Cashley (I'd doubt that greatly) at defending set pieces, then he cannot improve Chelski defensively. In attack Cashley will also be greatly missed.

Nothing will change.
Chelsea have lost games with/without Ashley before this injury.
Chelsea will still win/lose games after Ashley's injury. Chelsea's strength is not their defence. . . .It's their midfield/attack.
If any player gets crocked in the back four, it's no BIGGIE.

debosky:
Same boat? How?

3rd = AUTOMATIC CL place, 4th = qualifiers.

One tea is playing in the premiere competition in Europe the CL, the other is playing in it's poor cousin the Europa League.

Dude if you can't see the difference go to specsavers ASAP!!

But he's right.
Both of y'all are in the same boat.
2 light-weights desperate to win a title after 3+ seasons.

Buncha twerps!!!

bgees:
They said Gerrard took a dive last  night. but no one mentioned Fabregas intentionally handled the ball, we should have had a penalty.

Gerrard's role model is Jacques Cousteau.

kay_pumpin:
How you can opine the loss of arguably the best LB is insignificant is beyond me.Zhirkov is a good cover but definately he's no AC.

Is Vidic's absence significant?
Chelsea and Man Utd are big teams. The loss of a single player won't affect nowt.

Did they miss Drogba's absence during the ACN?
Matter of fact, AC's injury is a blessing in disguise to their leaky defence.

Zhirkov will stay solid at the back unlike AC who loves to bomb forward like a Billy-goat on HEAT.

debosky:
From bad to worse for Chelski - Cashley out for three months and epileptic Bosingwa still trying to recover his form.

There are truly many twists and turns left in this title race.

They have Zhirkov.
Ashley Cole's absence is insignificant.

davidylan:
That's the point. I dont mind spending my last penny on a chic who's worth it and appreciates not just the gift but the giver even more. Most of the chics out there are just looking for a free meal and gifts.

It's embarrassing.

Dont worry, you are not alone. I once borrowed money to buy gifts for a chic who told me she was going to be 21 in Nov. Turns out she wasnt even going to be 21 and her birthday passed a good 4 months ago.   E pain me no be small.

Hehehehe. . . . .MAGA don pay.

duduspace:
ManIOU will also miss old man Gigg's experience over the next few matches particularly with Nani's ill advised red.

Like they missed Ronaldo, Rio and Vidic?

No Giggs. . . . .Park, Nani(Champions League), Valencia and Obertan.

chamotex:
You forgot the 'borrowed' part.
I went to the store, the money I had on me wasn't enough so I had to rush back home quickly to lend some money off my mates before the store closed.
It was a big learning experience.

I was still 15 though

To be fair, there's nothing wrong in spoiling a babe IF SHE'S WORTH THE STRESS.
Unfortunately, majority of em ain't worth the perks.

davidylan:
Definition of a mumu right there.  

He was just 15 then.

chamotex:
I remember in Year 11 when I borrowed some money to buy this girl a nice chain and bracelet from H. Samuel . . .
What did I get in return? . . . .
. . . . . . A £5 DVD (and even the DVD she gave me I'd already watched it). The thing pain me.

That was the last time I did anything of that nature

H fuckin Samuel?
Chamotex? I now know why those birds swarm around you way back in college.

justkunmi:
Anybady.else?

BANGKOK HILTON.

chic2pimp:
Would she remind you of that if it was your birthday?

~~sighs~~

davidylan:
I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

Daughters of Eve.
All they know how to manage is to RECEIVE.

chamotex:
There's one brave girl that told me to get her a £55 VIP ticket for the Basketmouth comedy show next week _{na jazz?}. Even me sef, na only £25 standard ticket I buy

Goodness gracious!!! I have found ma ESCAPE!!!!

I might actually end up in that show to kill off time.
There's work on Monday.
Switch off ma fones as early as 12pm.

spikedcylinder:
Dangerous twins is better than The International.
Now go sit in the corner and wait for your elders to finish talking.

I don't blame you.