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TOPE2000!:
I aint married so i think i am allowed to choose my friends na
when i get married, then its bye-bye to all other male friends

Your husband must DNA-test all your children.

stillwater:
Leave the priggishness for me.

Okay o.

TOPE2000!:
Lmao . . . . .abeg nicole is like a nonentity to me jare
she doesnt exist as far as im concerned

STOP PRESS: Beware of husband snatchers.

Kunbee:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa how dare you say my Chamotex is impotent

Chic2pimp and now Chamotex?
Na wa o.

TOPE2000!:
This is why i imagined it with Boris and not you

Coveting another woman's husband is a cardinal sin.
Imagining you are banging another woman's husband is fornication.

Davidylan, abeg help me deliver Tope2000.

Kunbee:
Thank God my husband is a virgin

He must be impotent.

TOPE2000!:
Was theseeker your room-mate?  

Ohhhh. . . .My UCLA gym instructor?

Actually it was boris kodjoe but lets use u
First of all, the timing has to be right before it can happen
Ofcuz i expect something romantic while n during the process . . go fogure
I dont wnt it done in a rubbish single bed
Scented Candle-lights . . . . . i love
U dont have to have roses on the bed but wudnt mind
Nice slow song to put you in the mood
And most importantly -  the sexual chemistry btn u n the guy MUST be off the chain

Abegggggi. . . . . . . .
Letz do what we have to do on the back seat of ma car and get over it.

stillwater:
Stop being sanctimonious.  

Lemme feign some priggishness na.

stillwater:
Like?

Stringing a host of chics along.
It's imperative for a guy to have a plan B to plot Z.

stillwater:
Yes ke. If you want my french kisses, tie Carlos up.

Who is Carlos?

TOPE2000!:
I dey expensive for u

How can?
I graduated from UCLA too.

Rofl . . . ,  Every girl has imagined what her first time wud be like and if the guy she happened to do it was just um mm m . . ,   letz say not all that then i guess i'd be disappointed too

Tell us your own imagination.
Was i the co-actor?

tboy1:
Same result now bro 4 - 0 and he just lost
hes better than u and sharon sha 

How can Follypimpi be better than Sauron?
In the last 20 games we have played, the total score was 67-14.

stillwater:
Well he might not have been giving her the kind of attention she craved. You men can be so distant at times.
So how do you get your heart insured?

Extra-curricular activities.

stillwater:
I would if you were a virgin. roflmao!!!!!!!

So virgins get French kisses and non-Virgins get rat-kisses?
Please, how do i get snake-kissed?

TOPE2000!:
Na straight to the ummm . . no pain, nada

Na wa o!!!
You are the kinda woman i have been looking for jare.

Letz face it. . . . so much importance is put on a babe's virginity, her first time is bound to be an emotional experience, which means that you might have to deal with panic, sadness, guilt, and other unpleasant reactions.

She has probably imagined the event for a long time and wants it to go absolutely perfectly.
If even the slightest thing doesn’t go according to plan, it could result in tears and temper tantrums.
If you don’t like watching girls cry, don’t sleep with virgins.

duduspace:
Barcelona who are now everyone's darling team didn't win the la Liga between 1999 and 2005 (six years)
didn't win the Copa Del Ray between 1998 and 2009 (11 years)
They spent that time setting up the structures for their present sustained success in terms of a good academy and a specific system of play, it is a pity people don't learn from history.

So Arsenal are Barcelona?
Have you actually examined the kinda talents Barca have produced @ La Masia?
Don't make me laugh, abeg. . . . . It's the FOOTBALL TALENT CAPITAL of the Solar System.

lizzybabe1:
Yeah, on the TV sitcom FRIENDS. Not in real life Bro.

Best believe it. . . . . .

TOPE2000!:
sauron stop lying a 19yrs old wudnt find it as hard jor

Did you find it hard @ 14?

stillwater:
Yeah when I kiss it, I'll use my rat mouth to kiss you back.

I asked for a French kiss. . . .not a Rat kiss.

lizzybabe1:
LOL @ Passion of the Christ, you are one funny guy. I take it that you've never been to the labour room then.

I have been there TWICE and the woman in question just held her breath and pushed. . . . .
Within 7 and a half seconds, 2 bouncy baby boys popped out.

duduspace:
Congratulations to Evans if he goes ahead to win it but he is 2 years late, Cesc who is the same age as he is has already won it 2 seasons ago, the others aren't even in your first team yet.

How many defenders get tipped for such awards?
Fans remember midfielders and strikers for such awards before they remember defenders.

The others can't be in our first team because breaking into United's starting XI is not a small task. United have a big squad.
Will Diaby, Nasri, Clichy, Almunia, Gallas, Vermaelen, Walcott, Bendtner, Denilson, etc start for Man Utd when everyone is fit?
Not a chance. . . . . .

lizzybabe1:
Can you describe a pain more than someone who has actually felt it? Drop it, it's NOT true.

I hear those screams and moans and ma heart trembles in RAW FEAR.
It's synonymous to the screams heard in the Passion of Christ when those 2 robbers were nailed to the cross.

@ Stilly,

Go and kiss a rat!!!

lizzybabe1:
Hahaha Mr, this is an exaggeration. It's not true.

Better believe it.
The older they are, the more painful it gets.
I know this bird that couldn't walk properly after her first encounter @ 19.

stillwater:
The feeling will pass. It's won't be there forever.

One man's meat is another man's cyanide. . . . .

It may be an ego boost for some men to imagine being a girl’s first and taking her precious virginity, bookmarking yourself in the annexes of her mind forever.

However, there are aspects of making her a woman that could be less than pleasurable.
So, before one unlocks that chastity belt, i implore these men to get an idea of what they are getting themselves into.

Girl846:
So you cannot buy new bed spread? is that what is chookin you? hiss

The sight of blood freaks me out!!!

duduspace:
Point of correction, Manure "had" a good youth system that produced the likes of Giggs/scholes/Becks et al, since that golden generation how many other players of note have come into your team as teenagers and come thru into the first team? grafters like Fletcher maybe, but real quality players I think not.

There's a certain Johnny Evans who is better than all Arsenal defenders cloned together.
He only turned 22 last month and he is leading the poll of PFA Young Player Award as we speak.
The likes of Gibson, Welbeck, Cleverley and Macheda are not too far behind so there are yung'uns coming through.

City can win all they want against, we are still looking down at them in the table, the league results last season was 2-1 Arsenal against manure but history tells us who won the league.

Who cares about one freak league result. . . . .
4-2 is no accident and a comprehensive 3-0 whitewashing is no freak accident as well.

ayettymama:
hmmm
@ sauron im guessin its harder for men
takin a guys will prob be the most exilharating ever!!
lolz

Taking a guy's what? A guy's virginity??

stillwater:
Most of you guys claiming non-virgins aren't that good. Most Nigerian women have heard about multiple o.r.gasms but haven't felt it, roflmao!!! If I were the girl, you won't have such a bad experience. Your girl was not the sensual type, next time choose well. Look for a sensual Stilly look alike

The pang of pain you would feel between your legs is actually worse than labour pains.
Hoping to reach o[i]r[/i]gasm in a babe's first sexual encounter? I have a better chance joining the KKK.

Girl846:
A girl loses her virginity only ONCE and it takes only a few minutes! You wont have the messy intimacy all the days of your lives. GOSH! After the first time, intimacy will only get better from there.

Naija babes have tougher skins down there.
They lose their virginity after 7 days of constant door-knocking.

The topic is relating to the context of marriage - thus the "emotional issues, commitment questions," will be no problem! As a matter of fact if makes them more attached to eachother, all the better for the marriage!!!

If it's in the context of marriage then it's okay although i still wouldn't want a soiled bed spread.

duduspace:
City is not a threat to us but to Chelsea and Manure, we've never been about competing with anybody in making big name or big money signings, will leave that to y'all to outbid yourselves on getting the big name players while we go quitely with our system of building largely from within. I have said it and will continue to say it, when our conveyor belt goes into full scale production and the lads mature and continue queueing up una no go get mouth to talk again. Just make sure you don't change your nairaland ID by then.

Citeh are no threat to y'all and the scoreline this season in the 2 matches they have played against Arsenal is 7-2.
U must be having a laugh!!!!

Your conveyor belt churns out rubbish every season.
United have a better youth system and that does not stop Ferguson from adding experienced players to his bloated squad.
Winning is the name of the game. . . . . .Arsenal players don't even know how to win the league. . . .They lack the experience needed at this level.

duduspace:
It is no delusion, Tottenham according to y'all should have chased us out of the top 4 since 05/06 and AV has regressed since last season, city are pretenders and will be consistently found out as they were against Hull city. Barcelona were considered pretenders to the real deal Real Madrid for over a decade but we all see what is happening now. We will get there, we might only need to wait a little more. Arsene Knows, and revenge will be very sweet.

Tottenham have a mental block and it's only a matter of time before they demote Arsenal.

Man City are a growing force. U have to be naive to discredit what is about to happen in the blue half of Manchester.
The league is gradually becoming a level-playing field and i worry for Arsenal fans because Arsenal have regressed massively.
I cannot for the life of me believe the absence of Van Persie is enough excuse to be so pathetic on the pitch.

Those kids are not good enough and the type of players Wenger shops for are too brittle.

Girl846:
Stop talking as if they will be two "bumbling virgins" forever. All it takes is practice and the two virgins will be making sweet marital love in no time!   wernt you once a clumsy fumbling virgin yourself? all it takes is practice.  
People should stop sounding as if virginity is a bad thing.

smh, This world is spoiling!

I was never a fumbling virgin. . . . . .I was born grown.

Taking a girl’s virginity is not all that cheesy n rosy.
There are groundwork concerns, emotional issues, commitment questions, technique problems, and other more tangible messes to deal with.
So i always leave the devirginizing to the high school boys and look for a sexual encounter that isn’t quite so complicated.

stillwater:
How would you know? Have you been in such a position before? If no, hush.

Of course. . . . .

It was messy. . . .
No display of skills
Freak-out potential and many more disadvantages.

I'd rather let the high school lads do the devirginizing.

Dr Kitaun:
Stop lying, Loyika wouldnt bet with posting on the forum, even if we get beaten 7-0 my guy will still show face here . . .
where is Nightrider ?

Ask him then.

@ Duduspace,

Keep deluding yourself.
Chelsea and Man Utd will not wait for Arsenal to close the gap.
The 2 teams are always looking for improvement and if you look behind you. . . . .Man City and Aston Villa are not too far behind.
Citeh have trounced you TWICE this season and they are one transfer window away from assembling a world-class squad.

davidylan:
Am i guaranteed 72 afghan teenagers? By allah!!!

Since there's a shortage of Virgin males, i think the answer is YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stillwater:
Better believe it.
If you think you're God's gift to women because of flimsy experiences, better think again as far as I am concerned.
Me and my dude can "explore" ourselves together. . . .hmmmmm

Tsk tsk!!!!
It's no such a bad thing if you have wealth of experience but 2 bumbling Virgins in bed is asking for trouble.

davidylan:
I stand up for all virgin men.

U will soon be in hot demand for Female Terrorists.
What a sight that will be!!!! Davidylan kissing an Afghan teenager in Hijab.

Dr Kitaun:
@JACKAL

Loyika wasnt admitted cos he didnt expect much from the boys, explains why he hasnt been posting regularly . . .HE HAS LOST ALL HOPE IN WENGER TOO     _{he called me shortly before the game and best believe we both were not really sure on what time the match was to be played . . . .passion lost ?  :-}\

I spoke to him last week just before Nani tore Clichy a new butt-hole.
He was 100% confident Arsenal would nick a draw and he told me he wouldn't post on NL ever again if we cop more than 2 goals.

stillwater:
Exactly that's why a virgin dude does it for me. Me no want the wahala that comes with your nonsense bad boy image.

I cannot believe you wanna be with a man that has got his weapon coated in hymen.
What is this world turning into? Very soon you will want him to have 40DD chesticles?

Ojigho:
I truly now understand what people mean when they say "love hurts"! Everyone's talking about valentine,and how they'd spend their time with their loved ones,while i'm getting a breakup.What hurts most is that i was faithful,i tried playing the games by the rules,didn't put intimacy as the most important part of the relationship,stuck to only her as my one and only.Guess heartache is my reward.I'm not trying to say i'm perfect or anything.It's just that it hurts like hell investing time,feelings and all in a relationship only to be told that u were living a lie all along.Is it wrong to call someone u love regularly (we are in different places ie different states),is it wrong to always want 2 help solve the problems of the one u love?I just don't know what else 2 do cos it seems doing things right isn't the best.My friends warned me,they told me to be dating someone here,but i just couldn't.I didn't want to play with anybody's emotions.I'm really very sad and depressed.

U forgot to do the most important schitzo. . . . .INSURANCE!!!
Next time, insure your heart against periodic heartaches and heartbreaks.

dyabman:
thats your choicy buddy

Even Drogba will give you an African slap for this dud comparison.
Ancelloti(Drogba's manager) admitted Rooney is a better player.

stillwater:
No need to fret. A lot of girls will take you as you are. As for me, naaaa.

Of course. . . .Loadsa babes take me the way i am.
Behind every good girl lingers a bad boy.

Dr Kitaun:
I have been supporting the club for so long a time to know when ENOUGH becomes ENOUGH, twats will never know the difference . . .when a man runs himself aground the whole world will surely be waiting to see how he picks himself up, WENGER hasnt shown any signs of understanding that modern day footie has gone beyond all his ego-flauting stunts . . . ARSENAL HAS BECOME THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE FOOTIE COMMUNITY WORLDWIDE !!!

Is Loyika out of the hospital yet?

stillwater:
They don't exist in your world, but they do in mine. We can all be happy now.

Finding a virgin man is like hoping to see a GREEN sun.
Virgin man ko, virgin billy-goat ni.