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iice:
[color=#9900ff]Ahhh. . . .just wait for Avatar, you'll see my fin and tail [/color]

I saw the preview. . . . . .It's like all em kiddies' computer game.

[color=#9900ff]Haba na. . .i don't think the gay vamp will be all that bad. It is said, this one has a dry wit, so maybe you can manage him [/color]

No more gay vamps abeg. . . . . .I welcome more Taras though.

Eastbay:
Sauron,
Berbatov is officially on the plonker list with Nani.

How so?
He still produced the best shot on the day. . . . .forcing a brilliant save from Brad Friedel at the death.
Besides, his form is patchy after the minor injury he had on his knee few weeks ago. . . . . .He needs to make regular starts now to hit his form again.

Emperoh:
Chelsea lost to them, Liverpool too, soo whats the big deal?
We are three points behind table leaders before xmas? SO Kini big deal?
this time Last season it was 8 points so say something else!!

Infact market is good!!

I agree with this 100%

After the whole noise from ABUs about Ronaldo being United's saviour. . . .It's a miracle we have actually done better this term than last season when he was with us. If you now put the injury plague into the equation, having not enjoyed the services of Rio and VDS and Hargreaves throughout, then United deserve some credits to be competing thus far.

Dec. 14th 2008

1 Liverpool 17 11 5 1 26 11 38 +15
2 Chelsea 17 11 4 2 36 7 37 +29
3 Man Utd 16 9 5 2 27 10 32 +17
4 Aston Villa 17 9 4 4 29 20 31 +9
5 Arsenal 17 9 3 5 29 20 30 +9

Dec 14th 2009.

1 Chelsea 16 12 1 3 40 13 37 +27
2 Man Utd 16 11 1 4 34 14 34 +20
3 Arsenal 15 10 1 4 40 19 31 +21
4 Aston Villa 16 8 5 3 26 14 29 +12
5 Tottenham 16 8 3 5 35 22 27 +13
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United + Ronaldo. . . . . . .27 goals after 16 league games and 6 points below the league leaders
United - Ronaldo. . . . . . . .34 goals after 16 league games and 3 points below the league leaders and 2 points better than they were last season.

You can add to that the constant chopping and changing of our keeper and the fact we've barely played the same back four twice in a row all season.
Taking all the above into account, it's actually amazing we've done as well as we have. Under normal circumstances, we should be below Liverpool in the 8th position.

Busy_body:
Awww, so Sauron loves me this much, see how he is trying to dissuade Eldee from whisking me off into the sunset, bless his cotton socks

Don't get it twisted. . . . .Which kind love?
As far as i am concerned, you are a closed chapter.

Maybe when you grow 40DD chesticles, i might reconsider.

eldee:
I'm still in the trial stages . . . I'll tell you when I'm done with the analysis.

Make sure you feel bare chesticles. . . . .She wears padded bra so don't be deceived. . . .
Touch em, weigh em before you say I DO.
BusyBody had deceived over 35 blokes on this sight with her fake twin towers.

Busy_body:
Are you telling me TKB417 my practical sex therapist is not good enough or are you just jealous

TKB 417 takes bribe from me so don't take his assessment seriously.

eldee:
Aiite now let's settle this business bout my next NL chic
Anyone that needs to get a chance will have to wait in line like every other chic

It's on a first come first serve basis . . . although some features will help in acquiring a Q-jump.

BusyBody is not what you are looking for.
She's too young to perform. . . . . .U also stand the risk of getting arrested on pedophiliac charges. . . .

dipo2much:
Why did you have a different prediction from the onset?

Circumstances and contingencies.
Predictions do change based on team list, team formation and whatever whatever.

It shows your predictions are baseless and merely wishful. If you had a differing prediction,you should have stuck with it ,instead of changing minds like a clueless girl

Arsenal fans on this thread know i am always spot-on about them.
I know Arsenal won't win a dime this season. . . . . .They will flatter to deceive as usual and fall off the radar around February.

vislabraye:
I wasn't too comfortable with the victory. I think Arsene should be looking to replace players like sagna. He's been acting confused.

He owned that right flank. . . . .Walcott was useless.
There was a reason Torres ran to the left flank to torment Traore. I think Sagna was majestic and his crosses were on point throughout.

dipo2much:
You reverse your[b] prediction[/b],  
Thats the lamest crap I read,Sauron. And i'm not amazed its from you.

Can't you read where i said so even before the game kicked-off?
It seems all GAYnners are blind(virtually)?

Admit,the boys surprised you. And give 'em credit.
Proudly a gunner

I am not surprised. . . Liverpool are low on confidence right now.
Rafa should be sacked.

TOPE2000!:
ROFL
Na my sauron u dey disgrace like this? Are u sure u've been sauron cuz that doesnt sound like the sauron i knw

Don't mind BusyBody. . . . .She's high on burukutu and paraga.

vislabraye:
Sauron how far nah. You have left the "Is Mourinho's a fluke?" forum.

Mourinho is a fluke. . . . .Nothing more to be added.

I don't agree with you that Song is Arsenal's best player this season. I would still put Fab and Arshavin ahead of him. May be he's amongst the 3rd best,

He has been Arsenal's best player this season and he is positively consistent.
Of course, Cesc and Arshavin are GAYnners' favourites but Song has not failed yet to deliver what is required in every game he's played this term.

Busy_body:
Pssssf, what do I want with Sauron's wham bang thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it performance, can you imagine i had to take out a magazine subscription for batteries to keep the costs of topping myself up, down, so he can go and stuff his cocktail sausages somewhere else where the sun don't shine, abeg

Cheese n Rice. . . . . .See what your naiveté has caused?
You cannot even discern the difference between the index finger and a [i]p[/i]enis.
I suggest you take sex education tutorials.

eldee:
It's all about her love for you.
Is this what I get for my matchmaking skills??

Introduce her to Ofoka.
Now that's a match made in heaven.

eldee:
@Sauron & Busybody

Aiite . . . you lovebirds need to kiss and make up.
I'm tired of hearing bout these fights every now and then.

Busybody, Sauron loves you and he's ready to take a bullet for you.
Sauron . . . she rejected Sly because of you, you should take her back

BusyBody is a trailer-park teenager, abeg.
She is as flat as ma skateboard in college. Her figure came up short with one point. . . .She's figure 7.

BusyBody is a Polyandrist and i am afraid, i don't share skirts.

debosky:
Nah - he didn't want to get all muddled up - he technically said Arshavin was the most expensive (i.e transfer fees) not highest paid, hence the refusal to go down a rat hole on that.

The argument is redundant. . . . .Both sides are wrong.

Alex Song is Arsenal's best player this season.
Cesc was useless in the first half and he was giving passes away like he was half-blind.

debosky:
60 points this week. . . .still rooted to the bottom of the table. 

What should we expect from a GAYnner before?
Buncha overrated featherweights.

Busy_body:
Watch ya mouth efulefu like you, I stopped wearing training bras last week cos my bosoms have come into their own, ask eldee

They are still too small.
Like mustard seeds. . . . . .I dumped your ass when those boobs won't grow and boob job specialists can't even work around the size.

Stick to Eldee. . . . .He prefers small things.

Busy_body:
Babe, the deep only calleth to the deep, if some other gyals would be happy to make do with the vacuous Sharon, good luck to them

Thunder fire your eyebrow. 
Anuofia. . . . . .

Wetin i wan do with a teenager like you before?
Your chesticles are too tiny for a guy like me.

rasputinn:
Hehehehehe

BTW,Sharon said he reversed his predo,so let's take his word for it and save him the humiliation and loss(shoes are expensive you know,except Sharon is into 'em knock offs) of eating his shoe

All of una dey craze especially Nateevs who is clearly suffering from the pink eye.
I was telling him in the first half that i wanted Arsenal to win the game cos Man Utd get fired up when GAYnners breathe down their neck.
Unfortunately for Nateevs, his eyes let him down again.

No2Atheism:
performance chart . . .

The other clubs in the Premiership should hang their heads in shame.
United keep pissing on y'all faces and none of y'all can do anything about it.
Fergie and Man Utd have had to deal with all the challenges different clubs keep posing in the last 3 seasons.

2006/7---SAF vs Mourinho
2007/8---SAF vs Wenger
2008/9---SAF vs Benitez
2009/10--SAF vs ?? ?? ??

funkybaby:
lol.  
that was what you said weeks back.


the ones you sent to him are now after you.
he tripled the money you gave them  
so watch ya back !

We shall see.

funkybaby:
anything can happen oh. afterall, susan boyle sold a million copies of her cd in one week
(even sauron bought a copy of her CD and sings her songs while he is in the shower )  

so please, dont under estimate Joe !  

Susan Boyle's CD?
I wouldn't touch with a 9-foot pole.

funkybaby:



iyan ke? thats the issue with ekiti and akure peeps  

you see, that is why i no dey be and i stick to my ijebu guy.  
he is more than happy with the amala, orisirisi soup and ewedu soup i give him  

Don't worry. . . . .I am sending the MEND hoodlums to kidnap your Ijebu guy.

The WINNER is. . . . . . .


JOE

funkybaby:

lol

ok. . . . wait for this. . . .

i will be attending antenatal clinic tomorrow    
now, what about that  

Antenatal clinic ke. . . . .
If you like, you can attend postnatal clinic. . . . . .I am coming for you.
Better bring out your mortar and pestle cos you are pounding yam on the night.

funkybaby:
you wish  
p.s. that email add is for busybody and not for you oh  

Haha. . . . . .You are not serious.
The email addy is for me. . . . .Busybody20 is happily married with 6 kids and i am NOT.

manmustwac:
ABEGI THIS IS THE X FACTOR FINAL NOT POMPEY OR GEORDIE ACCENT TOPIC

Go and get LAID. . . . .You are too uptight.

busybody20:
   

Abeg make we hook up:  busybodyu@yahoo.co.uk   I be woman no fear  

Women are even more dangerous these days.
Funkybaby. . . .hook up with me, i am a dude.

busybody20:
hahhahahhaha na from Joes town i come here ooo   I havent actually heard a Pompey accent    At least its better than a 'Niaja London boi' accent where una speak from your nose  

We speak properly. . . . .We are Breeehissssh.

Woahhh     U get the same postcode ooo     No wonder u get strong head  

U are from EK1 too?

funkybaby:
lol.  
EK1. . . . abajo !  

Abajo what?

funkybaby:
thank you oh
help me ask uncle sauron

Pompey peops have a thick annoying accent. . . . .
It's like Gordon Brown having a piece of hot yam in his mouth while delivering a speech.
Pathetic!!!

maybe he thinks kanu nwankwo's thick igboish accent is a pompey accent  

Kanu speaks better than the Pompey peops i know.
I have 3 Pompey chics in ma office and they spew like kids suffering from speech impediment.

funkybaby:

dunno.
am still trying to figure it out .
are you from ijebu?  

God forbid. . . .Ijebu ke?
My postcode in Nigeria is EK1 1TI.

Busybody20 is from Portsmouth?
I don't even know which is worse. . . . Geordie accent or Pompey accent?
Every time a Pompey chic opens her mouth, i want to punch her in the nose.

funkybaby:


sauron, you are something else !

What could that be?

funkybaby:
How can you compare Cheryl's accent to that of Stacey ??  
Cheryl's sounds better. Stacey cant seem to stop giggling and laughing while she speaks.

Cheryl's Geordie accent is the most annoying accent i have heard on TV.
Simon even said she needs to drop that accent to make it big in America.

Kenny_G:
Cheryl cole sabi sing? abeg leave that one jare,

Her last single copped a platinum status in the UK.
That's a remarkable achievement especially in this recession.

debosky:
Papa ajasco is more intelligent than the so called judges - Cotton wool in between the ears must be the criteria for selection.  

I won't disagree with that.
Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh are laboratory retards.

funkybaby:
star quality ??

phuleaseeeee. . . .
a lady can you barely understand what she is saying except when she is singing.

abeg, make the star remain at dagenham

Do you understand Cheryl Cole's annoying accent?
Is she not singing?

debosky:
Retarded show. . .I only watch when I'm compelled to when the missus is in front of the TV.  

Debosky. . . . .skip to your Papa Ajasco series.
This one is for the elite.

funkybaby:
Simple. She has gone back to Dagenham

Una don do una wuruwuru.
She is the most talented out of the lot and she has that STAR quality.

busybody20:
You could prepare a nice pounded yam and egusi meal during the commercials and by the time u return they r still at it    

ITV are rogues. . . . . .

manmustwac:
hello guys welcome to x factor final  

Welcome? After the show has started 23 mins ago?