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ibkaye:
Never heard of them/him/her

Father forgive Ibkaye.
She's lost.

Oh really? Glad to hear, really, what made you do so?

I found me a good preacher who convinced me totally.

ibkaye:
Which concert and what the hell?

Muyiwa and Riversongz.
I got born again 3 months ago.

@ Ibkaye,

I was looking for you last week. . . . .Wanted to take you to the concert at O2.
Where were you?

28Schweet:
the thread was, IS MY RACK HOT OR NOT?,  Darnit 4 deviating,

We have given a verdict. . . .Your rack ain't HOT(until you put a face on it).

tkb417:
siddon  4 London dey fantasize about my babe
Y me is in 9ja with me; continue drawing tattoo on the booobies you saw in your dream

Y Me na ghost. . . . .
Only a dark Lord like me can communicate with her. . . .She appears n disappears at will.
She was here on Monday and we. . . . . .

y me:
i thought we were gonna do it all night long
just one hour ?
tbk417 you can beat that time right?

With enough shekpe and paraga, YES. . . . .
Otherwise tkb is a one minute man.

tkb417:
if i whoze your face ehn, u will not see clearly for 365 days
who is your wife? u berra dial funkybaby right now and stop this your break dance

I don dey marry Y-me since you were still carrying drawing board to school.
See dis man.

i can be very violent when people waka pass my boundary o
be warned

You will see a tattoo in my name on Y-me's boobiez.
Na me put am there to swat off trespassers like you.
Anuofia!!!

tkb417:
u have started again?

ill beat u up one day i swear

TKB, leave my wife(Y Me) alone o.
Han han, you nor dey tire?
Go and meet your Ayettymama and Pweety4sex, abeg.

y me:
i trust you nah--------irreplaceable for that matter

Y Me, come collect your Kondo o.
It's 7pm. . . . . . .I have to see Basirat and Kuburat by 8pm.

chic2pimp:
Without Moggiopoli my foot. Canna gave a performance not seen since the days of Beckenbauer.
Least I forget Canna matched pirlo stride for stride.

Cannavaro wasn't even better than Roman Riquelme in that tournament.
Riquelme was the Xavi of 2006 world cup. . . . .All the good things Argentina did throughout was through him.
I am yet to see any player take a tournament by the scruff of the neck in the last 12 years.

The semi final(best game of the tournament) is a classic example of Canna giving a virtuoso performance(he was everywhere) and Pirlo walking away with the MOTM award.

Pirlo's pass alone was enough to give him the golden ball of that tournament.
To try something that audacious playing against the HOME SIDE in such a match should be eternally applauded.
Only 2 players coulda done it. . . . .Pirlo himself and GUTI.

To be honest Riquelme was average in that quarterfinal unlike Pirlo who was playing well even before his wonder pass.

Pirlo was equally average until his "pass of the decade" moment.

chamotex:
I'm not surprised with the people I found on this thread.  SMH
Well, I was just passing by . . .

[size=2pt]Damn! see bobbi . . .poster, je kin suck die ninu e[/size]

Chamotex, you are too RAW.

tkb417:
The angels manning the gate of heaven have closed shop

no more entry for this year

abi na Hell u wan go? Life is sweet without Stillys jugs o

think twice o

I don't care where i end up. . . . . .
It cannot be worse than what i'd feel should that breast reduction surgery happen

TOPE2000!:
who broke sauron's heart?? Is yme or funkybabe not co-operating as they shud??
Gimme their number to i can give them some talking. What nonsense!!

y me:
me think its funkybabe
oya go give it to her cause am not on planet earth

tkb417:
whats her size? 40 DD?
why would you want to do that?

thats serious o
hmm, lets hope she wont fall into A category when shes done with her reduction therapy

SAURON'S ABOUT TO. . . . .

[img]http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/KenPark-Suicide.gif[/img]

tkb417:
kpele

do u need some super glue to mend your shattered heart?

This is SERIOUS. . . . . .
Intel says Stillwater is getting a bre[i]a[/i]st REDUCTION and if she does. . . . .expect a mass suicide on Nairaland.
Make una help me beg am not to DO IT. . . . . .

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's OFFICIAL,  i am HEARTBROKEN. . . . . .

akinalabi:
There are many young players that can replace Fabregas.

Did you guys watch GTB and Lagos state govt principal's cup?

U don kolo. . . . .
Na Arsenal you dey diss like this?

HNIC:
As per the highlighted.
Have you forgotten that Fab has said times without number that he would one day return to his club?
Even if Arsenal had remained unbeaten for the last 5 seasons and had won everything, he would still return.

Yes, i agree he woulda still return but Arsenal fans wouldn't be in this state of penury if you had won everything in the last 5 seasons.
His exit woulda been a year for you to rebuild and y'all wouldn't be under immediate pressure to win anything soon cos you have won everything in the last 5 seasons.

However, that is not the case. . . . . . .
If you start rebuilding now, it will take 5 + x years to win anything tangible.
That is the sad part of the story.

Y'all are rejoicing because Fab4 is leaving Arsenal, you don't know if it's the turning point for the Arsenal.
I read a blog earlier today juxtaposing Arsenal's situation with Juventus in 2001when Zidane was sold to Madrid and they got 3 players in,Neved, Thuram,can't remember the 3rs, they went on to win the serie A title twice and played Milan in CL finals in 03.
Will miss Fab4, but if we will make millions and USE it wisely, please go ahead.

No one is rejoicing Fab4 is leaving Arsenal. When he was here, he won nothing.
I don't see how his exit/staying with Arsenal can affect the destiny of the EPL.

Ujujoan:
Confidence in my looks? Of cos I do! I just dont like that Sauron's too interested in it . . _{I heard he's broke, he shops on ebay!}

Ujujoan, post your pics or waka far jare. . . . Shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

chic2pimp:
Fair enough Pirlo won three motm and as I said I have no qualms with Pirlo but still think Canna nicks it.

How could Canna have nicked it when Pirlo kept producing virtuoso performances in all the matches Italy played.
Without the Moggiopoli that had Juventus heavily involved in 2006, no one woulda remembered Cannavaro.

Can't deny Vialli was useless. Vicini shoulda started with the superior Baggio.

Overuseless is the word. . . . .The poof was annoying thruout.

Again can't deny subing Riquelme helped turn the tie in the german's favour but still if i remember correctly the match vs the Argies was the worst they played even before Riquelme got substituted.

For players like Riquelme--- a moment of genius is what they need to turn a game.
Look at what Pirlo did to the Nazis in the 2nd half. . . . . .If he had been subbed before the extra time, we will be here saying his absence wouldn't have mattered.

sesman:
wont it be easier if we had a bosoms contest. , comeon ladies what do ya think?

Bosom contest on Nairaland. . . . .U wanna start a riot?

tkb417:
Funkys booobs aint different from what we have on this thread

Surely, u haven't seen what i saw. . . .

Ujujoan:
I dont have pictures on FB, Daividi knows na, he's my friend! 

Well, I'm paranoid . .   

I give up. . . . . .Oya, move along!!!

Ujujoan:
But seriously, do you guy think I'l post my pishur on NL? As in this crazy place? lol!

What can anyone do to your picture?
How's NL different to facebook where you have about 400 pics of yours.
Uju, your excuses are running thin. . . . .

davidylan:
Hers look ok . . . they wouldnt qualify in the "hot" category. However there is no beauty in A or B cups!  

Hahahaha. . . . . .Don't slaughter Ujujoan abeg.

davidylan:
Those peanuts?   I'm looking for b.o.o.b.s.

I thunk as much. . . .

Someone should go and bring Missy B, Tope 2000, Funkybaby and Madam Stillwater.
Those are the only golden chesticles on this forum.

Ujujoan:
Don't worry, we'll find anoda thread without Davidi in it!

Stop using David's arrival as your excuse jare.
Post what you gotta post and remove in 5 mins.

chic2pimp:
Nah I disagree.
I urge you to watch all 7 of the azzuri's match and you'll see that Canna was superb.
He made useless materazzi look like Nesta next to him. IMO, Canna shoulda been awarded the title as I believe he was ever slightly better than Pirlo.

How did Pirlo cop 3 MOTMs in the world cup? It's unprecedented.

The azzuris were unlucky to loose that match. He shoulda stuck with em'
You should also wash your hands off argentina since they disappointed in loosing to a mediocre German team and switch to supporting the Nazis

They were gash jare. . . . .
Vialli was a massive disappointment. I remember having his huge poster on ma wall before the tournament.
Everyone expected him to have a great tournament but the gay went poppy allowing Toto Schillaci to steal his shine.

Nah, Argentina lost because they had a useless manager.
Only an idiot will substitute Riquelme in a match of that magnitude.
He had Tevez and Messi on the bench and he didn't bring em on in the extra time to pepper the Nazis.

Ujujoan:
Ha see Davidi! Sauron, I'm not posting my pic again! Davidi will spoil it with his analysis machine    

Nah. . . . .David is looking for the other booobs.
Obianuju, post the pic before i vex o.

davidylan:
I heard about b.o.o.b.s and i came to investigate. where are they?

The other thread. . . . .HOT OR NOT?

duduspace:
Abeg stop this rubbish making it seem like he did us a favour or he'll be doing us a favour by staying with us. He has been part of the team that went trophyless and you could argue that one of the reasons we've been trophyless was playing time given to him during which he has developed. If he wants to go its not because we have been trophyless, it is because he wants greener pastures closer to his home.

I disagree here.
Cesc is leaving because he cannot continue to carry the burden of a pathetic team.
A player with Cesc's quality should be lifting titles every season. FFS, Rafael Da Silva has more meaningful club titles than Cesc.

One can now understand why Theo will continue to be played ahead of Vela and the likes of Merida, does anyone see Rooney making noise about going to Barca or Chelsea? or did the likes of Scholes and Giggs make any noise about going anywhere when Manure missed out on the PL 3 times in a row?

Dumb logic. . . . .
Scholesy and Giggsy have won enough before the drought of 2004-2007. They won the league in 2003 and won the TREBLE in 1999.
Even during the league title drought, United won the FA cup and the Carling cup.

The reason we gave him playing time as a precocious youngster was to save the club money in getting top talent, it is a mutually beneficial arrangement, Arsenal deserve something back for what they've invested in him.

U talk outta your backside sometimes. . . . .

Arsenal deserve nada.
U stole a player from Barca's academy years ago and you are asking them to pay 40 million pounds to get back their OWN player.
Would Wenger pay such for his own trainee?

Ujujoan:
And why would I want to do that?

Your questions are too much, abeg.
Post the thing. . . .

funkybaby:
yeah, i understand how you feel. its only a phase.

9months from now, and you have twin boys 'junior saurons' in your hands, you will loff me to bits

Haha!!!!
Just keep em safe for me. . . . . .

Ujujoan:
Now why would I want to do that

To prove me wrong na. . . . . .

Things were going FINE until Funkybaby got preggers for me.

Ujujoan:
lol, well mine's not on ebay. I know you need to save

It's on Ebay because you don't have at all.
Uju, send me the pic now. For all you know, i could be wrong about you.