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dayokanu:
My team played the final tonight and lost.

I should be asking where your team was? were you banned from competing or something?

Or why are you not in the finals

Where was Bayern in the last 2 finals?
They were nowhere. . . . .United won their final in 2007/8 and managed to play in last season's final.
Bayern got to the final after 9 years and lost. . . . . . .When will Miroslav Klose and Phillip Lahm win a Champions League medal?

HNIC:
The difference is that you supplied wrong statistics to back up your claim8 years is quite a long time,you can read about it on the net.Brazil mauled Germany in both halves

They did not. . . . . Brazil came to LIFE in the 2nd half.
Finals are expected to be cagey cos no one wants to make elementary errors.

If not for Kahn,it coulda ended 8-0.
Even Kleberson had a crack at goal and it hit the barGo and watch the match again and stop arguing

Hitting the bar is not a shot on target.
Stop ranting like an illiterate.

Henry had 2 shots on goal saved by Valdes.
Blocked shot?who blocked it?
Walcott ke?
Which CL match did he play in 2006?

Henry did nowt. . . . . .He was useless throughout despite being your arrowhead.
I said Wenger had 5 FIT players he coulda played and yet he went 4-5-1 throughout the competition.
Walcott was a striker @ Southampton before Wenger bought him in Jan 2006. . . . .If Wenger was attack-minded like you claimed on this thread, he coulda chosen him or Bergkamp or Reyes or Van Persie BUT his negativity made him play a lone striker throughout the competition in 2006.

when we were attacking we switched to 4-4-2 with Ljungberg as a support striker

4-4-2? You are a disgrace. . . .
How can you play 4-4-2 when Lehmann was sent off and Pires had to be sacrificed for Almunia?
By the powers conferred on me, i hereby DECLARE you the biggest simpleton this forum has ever seen.

dayokanu:
The gretaest defieciency is a Central defender. If we can get a quality CB then we should be fine.

Kroos would be coming back as playmaker. And van Bommel would obviously play one more season.

Maybe we should bring in Khedira for him

Even your manager said it yesterday Bayern are not as strong as Inter, Barcelona, Chelsea and Man Utd.
I dunno why you are ranting like a goat here. But for Ovrebo, Bayern shoulda been eliminated by Fiorentina. . . .

Luck can only take a team a bit forward, not all the WAY.
Confronted with 11 fit players and a referee with balls, Bayern fell like a pack of cards.

akinalabi:
lol. . .

But seriously, we have a situation here.

Will sharing it make sense?

Should we give the first person?

Lets suggest abeg

lol

How can you give the first person?
It will be grossly unfair on the others. . . . . .What about the members who didn't see the THREAD in time?
Remember. . . . . .U didn't announce there was going to be a prediction contest. . . . No one saw this coming at all so share the dough accordingly.

dayokanu:
Subdued? How many teams started this CL? and where is your team by the way.

Fact remains you won nothing. . . . .Just like all the teams that started this season's campaign.
History will only remember WINNERS. . . . .Your team LOST disgracefully.

To think of it that we humliated your team on the way to the final and you still have the mouth to talk? Some people are shameless

Humiliated? 4-4 scoreline is humiliation?
So what are we going to call what Inter did to y'all tonight?

Anal abuse? You must be referring to Evra, Ferdinand and Carrick
I enjoy playing Manure because it would be the same result year after year

Evra, Rio and Carrick have Champions League medals.
Apart from Van Bommel(who won it with Barca), no single player have won it Bayern in your squad.
Shame on y'all.

akinalabi:
Jeeze. . .

Nostradamus plenty for house o.

How we go do am?

I dey come.

Give em $16 each and keep the remainder. . . .
Sauron still remains the biggest winner of any bet on Nairaland.
That $100 of last season was BLISSFUL.

dayokanu:
The same people you are mentioning ended the career of Evra, Ferdinand and Carrick.

Michael Carrick has to think of a career in tailoring if he wants to eat.

Van Buyten exposed? Did you watch ;last seasons CL finals especially the second goal.
I noticed one defender was on the floor rolling like he was in a Cele church under the ministration of TB Joshua

Mr idiotic. . . . .Evra, Ferdinand and Carrick won Champions League medals. . . .
The poofs at Bayern have failed again to win anything. . .Bayern are not better than Wolfsburg. History only remembers Champions not LOSERS.
Tick tock, tick tock. . . . . .The present generation of players have failed Beckenbauer and Rummenigge once more. . . .

Wahala90:
You are validating the fact that you are a GoatCrant with so much fact. However, you failed to understand that the world knows that clubs get coaches who they know can deliver for them based on what they know about the ability of the coach.

U musta been born retarded.
Whatz the meaning of what you just spewed above?
Clubs get coaches who they know can deliver and reh reh reh. . . . . .Was that the reason Roman Abramovic hired Avram Grant after sacking Mourinho?
Avram Grant had no coaching badge when he took Chelsea to a European final and you are here spewing jargons.

GoatCrant #4, can you "crant" please?

What a simpleton!!!

HNIC:
Barca 4-0 Arsenal?
Which match was that?
I guess that proves there is no point arguing with you.
Wearing rose tinted glasses as usual

What's the difference between 4-0 and 4-1?
Sodomy is sodomy as long as your arses are penetrated.

Please, go and watch the game again.
Kahn saved Germany all through.
Watch the 1st half againThis is getting ridiculous.

Na lie. . . . .First half was cagey.
Ronaldo and Rivaldo had stinkers in the first half.
It wasn't until the 2nd half they really came into the game.

Henry had 2 chances and they weren't shots on goal.
Pray, what were they?
Shots into row Z
They were attempts which Valdes had to make quality saves
Who were the 5 strikers fit to play

Henry had 2 chances. . . .One was blocked and the other was a feeble attempt at stabbing the ball. . . .which wouldn't count as a shot on goal.
Arsenal had Henry, Bergkamp, Van Persie, Reyes and Walcott and Wenger still decided to go 4-5-1 and u had the guts to preach about negative football.
You are a disgrace!!!!

lalaboi:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!. . . Ferguson to be tacked and replaced by Mourinho

You are a goat!!!!

HNIC:
wow
This 2nd half is different ooooo

Glad you have now admitted you were a bit polemic saying both managers ain't going for it.

Some speculative shots by Ronaldo
what happened after then?
You were pegged back and chased the ball throughout the game.

Kindly provide the ball possession stats of last season's final. . . .
Pegged back n chased the ball throughout? Are you a gorilla?
Which match did you watch?

One of the most one sided CL finals ever.
It was too easy for Barca

Too easy for Barcelona? Says who?
It was too easy for Barcelona and the scoreline was 2-0.
Lemme tell you what was easy for Barcelona. . . . . . .Barca 4-0 Arsenal(march 2010).
Very funny

and Brazil had up to 6-7 shots on target in the first half

Stop lying. . . . .They did not.
Germany had em in their pockets throughout. . . .
The game didn't open up until the 2nd half.

Yet, Henry had two shots on goal in the first few minutes
I wonder who needs to do something about  his selective memory

Which two shots on goal did Henry cop?
This boy sabi lie o. . . . .Henry had 2 chances. . . . .They weren't shots on goal!!!
Wenger set his team to play 4-5-1 even though he had 5 strikers fit for the final. . . . .He was royally NEGATIVE.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

MILITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HNIC:
What are you saying.?
It depends on the footie philosophy.
Barca went gung-ho against Manure last season's final and it was total dominance from start to finish

Stop lying. . . . .It was United that went gung ho in the first 15 mins forcing Barca to defend.
Passing the ball around in the midfield is not attacking football. . . .

Brazil went gung-ho against Germany in 2002 World Cup finals and we know the result

Brazil did not go gung ho against Germany in 2002.
It was the most cautious final ever. . . . .Ronaldo didn't find the net until the 67th minute or so.

Yet Arsenal went 1-0 up with a man down.
That was the wrongest line in the world to put up to support this your arguementI have watched Bayern and Arsenal this season and I can tell you that Arsenal plays a more attack minded formation compared to Bayern.We are not talking about results here, we are talking about formation

Arsenal went 1-0 up from a dodgy freekick after Eboue dived. . . .
Until then, Arsenal offered nothing cos Wenger played 4-5-1 formation(U need to really do something about your AMNESIA).

jalether:
What's the purpose of attacking footie that has yielded no end product for the past 5/6 seasons?

HNIC:
How was the goal scored?
It wasn't a great attack build up play
It was route one footie, Goalie whacked the ball up in the air

So only moves that resulted in goals should count as attacking football.
What about attacking moves that were stopped by both defences. . . .
It's a FINAL match. . . . .U shouldn't expect any of the teams to go gung-ho. . . Arsenal were more negative in 2006 against Barca.

Dont get me wrong
All i said was both managers are not the type who play attacking football all through.
I didn't even criticise them at all
I was just replying bges who said it was drab at the moment

So Wenger plays more attacking football than Louis van Gaal?
HNIC, go and swallow Valium.

WHAT A MISS by SNEIJDER. . . . .

Inter are playing like Man Utd here.
Smart counter-attacking football from the Holy Books of Ferguson.

HNIC:
Milito scores!!!!!
What a goal
Inter in front

I thunk you said Inter aren't going all out attack. . . .
U chat bollocks sometimes.

HNIC:
Those are the formations on paper.
Its been cagey so far.
Most of the action has been in the midfield, with the strikers dropping real deep.
How many attempts on goal have we seen so far.
Neither team is ready to gamble with more players going forward

Now that Milito has scored?? ??

HNIC:
Neither one of the two managers favour all out attack footie like Barca or Arsenal

Are you watching another match?

Jose Mourinho(4-2-1-3)
Louis van Gaal(4-4-2).

If those formations ain't attacking footie, i don't know what is. . . .

oyinda.:
why is it asking for trouble? and what do you mean by peak? are you in your peak?

I am very much in ma PRIME.

i dunno why these older guys who look like they should be getting ready to settle down are chasing after young girls who are not ready. while ignoring the ones that are ready like they are. i don't think that's a good trend

So what do you expect older guys to date? Girls whose menopause are in the horizon already?
U gotta be shitting me.

d bigrod:
SAURON,SINCE U DONT DO UNDER 22 BABES,CAN I LOAN U MY 48 YRS OLD COUSIN?SHE IS STILL SINGLE AND SHE IS your TYPE.

Your 48 year-old cousin is now devalued.

Best Super Eagles Player Of All Time?

Samson Siasia by a country mile.
He's the most clinical finisher Nigeria ever had.

oyinda.:
for real though. why do older guys enjoy hitting on younger girls?
can't you find girls around your age?

Girls around my age have depreciated.
A woman's peak is between 21 and 27. . . . . .Anything after then is asking for trouble.

oyinda.:
hahahah i doubt you are 48 but
for a 48 year old, 22 is YOUNG  

you are definitely obsessed with young girls. i don't get why a lot of guys r like that  

U are so wrong!!!

asha 80:
If you probe deeper into those guys you go fit find out say TURA SOAP na there best friend

asha 80:
What   Taa those guys na real church guys.Which normal guy go wait that long.

They ain't church boys . . . . .Na Liver Failure Syndrome worry dem.

oyinda.:
how old r u?

I'll be 48 in July.

asha 80:
Na proper liver failure and 'good boy' wey i dey try show that time

I got to admit that yes it was yr one i still no sabi wetin dey as at that time but the experience was a good wake up call

Well. . . . .U didn't miss much
Some Naija boys didn't bust their nuts until NYSC.

oyinda.:
why?
u know that's my preference. but older guys tend to be more financially stable so I have to let go of my dreams of a young guy n find a older one.
does that make u happier?

u seem like one who is obsessed with young girls btw.

Obsessed with young girls? Hell No!!!
What do young girls gotta offer? I don't do under-22s.

asha 80:
Una dey crase  

That was 10 years ago.

I don't care if it was 40 years ago.
U clearly stated you were in your first year in the Uni. . . . .
Haba, come on now. . . . . .U gotta admit your game had no soul and i am sure you knew what to do but you got hit by LIVER FAILURE.

oyinda.:
duh. that's why i excuse him to have a #2 if he's super rich. otherwise, I'm his one n only


oh please. younger men are more handsome and youthful looking.
besides, different women have different standards.
i personally would rather date a slightly younger guy than date a guy more than 4 yrs older than me.

Oyinda, you need deliverance!

asha 80:


Alright guys i want anyone who had this experience or something similar so lay it bare.

Several years ago when i started this dating thing there was a girl that i just got and i was in year one then  .We started going out as normal.Now this chic will come to visit me and we would talk and sometimes play board games. .

However i started noticing from her 4th visit to my that she started been a bit withdrawn .She would not want to gist that much,films were no more exciting her and board games were definitely out of the question for her. . As at that time i did not know 'whatz up' so whenever she was in that mood i would suggest that we just hang out.I would ask her what the problem is but she would not say.

Later she would not be enthusiastic about seeing me as she would be giving some excuses why she cannot meet up with me.It was sometime later that i got to know the reason why she started behaving that way.A guy who was a brother to the girl's friend(a girl too) saw me one day and said that he overheard her sister and the girl saying that it seems i am a mugu and i no sharp at all    .That she came to my house and i no fit act  .

Mehn i no sleep well that night  .

From that time i started to take my time to read the body language of any girl i am dating before another 'mugu' would be made out of me.

You are a proper MUGU!!!
Kiss first, apologize later.

rapstar:
This girl,she does 'everytin' wit u on bed except 'intimacy', claiming that she is keeping it for a friend she knew before me that left naija to spain, she will cal me in the morning and ask me the type of food i want to eat ,she bought shirts for me ,kiss me in front of my friends even inside a bank(wet kiss)we bath together, gives me her car keys to go to school when i was in my final year.she knows perfectly how to kiss, suck, caress, romance, virtually everytin, i even finger her to climax but she doesn't want intimacy, i ask her hv you had intimacy with the first guy? she said yes, we hv quarreled over and over again because of that,to the extent i decided not to see her for months but she keep on calling me,now am working she is still calling me, i senior her with 4 years. Nairalanders what will i do

Scheme your way into her knickers.
Bang her brains out. . . .

odiaero_:
Please house, i wanna know

Give her belle!!!