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Inter 4-2 Bayern Munich.

funkybaby:
ok.
lo duro de mi ni liverpool street

London Bridge, please!

funkybaby:
Yeah, yeah
i am still waiting for the laboratory report of your spermatozoa analysis i asked for

E dey ma house - come collect am.

Trained in chemical weapons class,
Jjust to see how long a nigga's breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask, spray his arse
With a can of pepper gas, then watch him grab his neck and gag

Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
Nigga, pick a tougher task, see who the fucck'll last
Whoever lose'll get a soldering iron up the arse.

                                                                                  ----Canibus(100 bars).

funkybaby:
***** chuckles *******
anyways, there's no sin in having fantasies

By the time i nack you belle, your eye go open.

davidylan:
Is this the funkybaby i'm told has an impressive chest size? Hmmm she looks partially good too.

David, look away abeg.
Obianuju is waiting for you downstairs.

Funkybaby is mine(forever)!!!

funkybaby:
you will chase him out and replace him abi?
who no like better thing

Before nko?
U think i wan become his bodyguard?

funkybaby:
iwo ati tani  

i am still trying to discharge the most recent toto chopper and he no wan gree free me  

I will chase him out for you.
Just gimme the addy.

y me:
here was i thinking it was the other way round

Women took these men's virginity years ago, isn't it?

y me:
so not true here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the men are too be blamed in this case because they just cant keep that snake they call a di.ck in their pants
they know there are decent babes out there so why decieve them

Why blame the men?
The women sleeping with these men are as guilty as the men -
Besides, these married men were also decent at a point in their lives. . . . .Some women out there defiled them.

indie22:
In anycase I dnt see any reason why a man has to lie about his marital status, its lame, cowardly and shallow. You might not get to date the chick at the end of the day if you own up to being married, but you'll at least still have your self respect and you won't like a lying SOB when she finds out the truth!

No self-respecting married man will go out there in the first place to chase skirts.
Ma friend, respect is the last thing on the minds of these men. . . . .The power of toto is much more than any yeye self-respect.
These men are after the LEMONADE PUSS, anything else is purely academic!

funkybaby:


*****sighs*****
what a lovely way of putting across your point  
problem is after you chop toto, you wont want to leave  

DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Funkybaby, can we meet tonight in Southampton?

y me:
i aint crucifying you cause am no saint either,
most married men out there live with the word LIE, they just cant do away with it
no matter how much the girls drop their high standards

If women don't see anything wrong in sleeping with a married man, married men won't lie about their marital status.
That much is very CLEAR.

let me be sincere here i am a very naughty girl no doubt but when it comes to married men i back off,
and i can tell no matter how much they lie about it

Any married man reading that will never EVER tell you he's married.
He wants to sleep with you and the only way to go about it is to tell you he's single. . . . .

funkybaby:
You have a point there sha.

Some of these married men want good 'take home to mama' kinda girls.

And some of them actually allow the babe to meet their mum  

Married men want better thing na. . . . .

indie22:
Good girls my foot, come to naij and ull see the so called "good girls" parading the whole place with married men and knowing fully well that the men are married with kids

Then they are not GOOD girls.

y me:
seems like you are one of them bad shawty"s but am gonna back out tho since you gat your mind made up
but i gat to say the bolded word gat me LMAO

Before you crucify me, i don't support any extra-marital activity but i understand why married men engage in em.
If girls drop their high standards(married men wouldn't need to lie to them).

If i ask 100 NL babes now if they will readily sleep with a married man, all of em will say HELL NO, TUFIAKWU, OVER MA DEAD BODY, etc.
Meanwhile, if i happen to be a married man and i want to bang Funkybaby. . . .wouldn't i be stupid to tell her i am MARRIED?

indie22:
I don't agree wiv u sauron
If a woman fancies you enough to want to sleep wiv you, she'll still do it regardless of your being married.

We are not talking about serial harlots here, ma friend!
I am talking about the so called good girls like the OP.

I see a lot of openly married men who never take off their wedding bands ever, still getting chicks steadily, so why the need to tell lies and pretend to be single and available?

There are chics and there are chics.
How many decent chics with a good upbringing will deliberately sleep with a married man?

y me:
Inner beauty lasts longer.Whatever attracts a person initially will inevitably diminish as the years roll by.

Inner beauty ma WHITE arse!!!

whats the point of lying knowing fully well if the babe finds out on the long run she is definitely gonna back out
i think being honest does it best
if a real woman wanna fu-ck ya she is gonna do it irrespective of who you are or what ya got

The point of lying in the first place is to bang the woman in question.
Whether she finds out or not is not a problem for these men as long as they have gotten what they want.
A real woman is not necessarily a decent woman. Married men want decent women - not pampala babes that are not different to hoes.

tkb417:
ill take Milner ahead of that cursed Carrick sha

Milner plays in Villa and Carrick plays for United yet Capello favours Milner

Milner is just like Lampard. He gets the goals and his passes are top notch

we should give Carrick to Spurs and get Modric if Milner cant be bought
valencia for Di maria.

On no circumstance should we sell Anderson abeg

berbatov should just go for free abeg

TKB, stop this wishful thinking. . . . .
SAF is not going to buy more than one player this summer. . . . . .Not because United don't have money or SAF is senile.
It's because of the 25-man squad limit that will be enforced next season.
The era of buying 5 players from Europe in one summer is well and truly over. . . .DEAL WITH IT.

y me:
99.9 of them are considerate but most of the men species cant keep up

99.9 of them want a tall, dark, handsome, rich unmarried man.
What do you expect men(who can't meet up with this requirement) to do? Sleep with their fellow men or sleep with animals?
Of course, they are going to lie they have what you require. . . . .Just to HIT your goldmine.

SA Lady:
And the man still doesnt know that honesty is the best policy. Lies and Love dont go together not in my books

No one is disputing honesty is the best policy.
What i was tryna say is. . . . . . .Honesty won't get men FAR cos women always demand the perfect men.
Men that are not perfect are left out and they want to join the party. . . . . .The only way to join the party is to LIE.

Maybe if women are a bit more considerate, men wouldn't need to LIE.

funkybaby:
haba! but lying for two freaking years? ? ? thats taking it too far !

The lie has to stick, otherwise it won't be a good LIE.
Experience has taught me the best place to hide a LIE is between two TRUTHS.

now, if she puts 'ota pia pia' in the pot of soup she has been cooking regularly for him for two years or she goes to a babalawo and requests that the man's prick be shrunk, she will be labelled a witch .  

For all you know, he might actually be in love with the OP.
He needed to lie to get to her and i don't think i can blame the man for that.
If he had told her the truth from the very beginning, the OP woulda run farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from him.

If you walk in a man's shoes for 1 month, U go lie pass Lucifer himself. . . . . .It's very difficult being a man.

funkybaby:
@poster
so you mean you had the spare keys to his flat and for two years he never told you he was married 
yet he claims he loves you? ? tell him to go and hug a power grid with his yeye love !

jeez! its amazing what men do just to nail a toto !

It's not our fault.
If we speak the truth, there won't be any toto to nail.

chiconfire:
Most times i wonder why men go a long way lying to satisfy their lust.
i went out with a guy for 2 years, and he never told me he was married, i remember asking him couple of times and he said he is not married, i cook, go to his house, and even have d keys to his apartment, all for me to wake up one morning and realise my guy i have investing in is a married man whose wife stays in enugu,
i was really in luv and till now he still claims he loves me thats why he never told me,
its difficult loving another now even when i have met different men that wants to settle down, i cant just place my heart to love any comfortably.

Time heals. . . . .
In a couple of months, you will find your soul-mate.
For now, just persevere.

Rap died in the 90s. . . . .
That is ALL i have to say.

U can never compare what Rap vets did in the 90s to what clowns like Kanye and co are doing now.
In the 90s, the beats, the production and the skillz were top drawer.

Can any rap album in these days match 2Pac's "The Don Killuminati" in sheer intensity and raw passion?
I doubt it.

oyinda.:
i definitely would marry a guy 9 years younger than me (although if i marry in my mid 20s he will be underage so that might not be possible) . but ultimately i don't see anything wrong in that if he's responsible n handsome.

Christ. . . . .How women's standards have fallen in the past decade.

and i not only have to be number 1. i have to be the  1 AND ONLY 
i will only agree for him to have a number 2 on the side if he's super rich. that's it. 

Be deceiving yourself. . . . . .
If he's super rich, you are not the only female that will be attracted to him.
There will be scores of females scheming their ways to get into his drawers so stop being a fantasist.

oyinda.:
well it's either number 1 or nothing for me i'm good by myself
if i wanna be number 2 or number 6, then he has to be a super rich guy (but not tiger woods famous sha. i no wan wahala)

I know quite a number of women with this 'number 1 or nothing schitzo' back in the days.
They are now so desperate these days they are considering marrying men 9 years younger than they are.
If you happen to find yourself as a man's number one - it's a bonus, it's no longer a standard women can demand.
The ratio is no longer in y'all's favour.

oyinda.:
i thought dayokanu was already taken. i don't wanna be mistress

Men are scarce. . . . .Haven't you heard the news?
These days, there's nothing wrong aspiring to be his number two.
In the next 6 months, you could be number 6 if you don;t grab the opportunity NOW.

oyinda.:
u meant to say New Haven? i will buy your plane ticket don't worry. then u can come over
we have to be friends for 6 more years though. then i will consider u. will u wait for me?

I nor pity you.
You better grab Dayokanu fast. . . . .Your menopause is just few years away.

Akolawole:
Quote from Le Chacal
1) Blistering form in January and february?? & , Voting process starts in Janury/ february Bobo, na me you dey argue with o.
If the fellow players voted for a player because of his 2 months exploits, such voter is useless and naive. How many months make a season?
If i am not wrong, it was in April that the winners are determined.

But isn't that the way football is.
A player is a world class player based on the last few games he has played.
How did Giggsy win the award last season? Was it not because he sodomised Chelsea's midfield in Jan 2009 with Mourinho at OT?

2) You earlier claimed that Ronaldo was better than DD in 2006/7 season by a thousand miles and i asked you to justify it. Now you believes its not about goals, what is it about brother?

Ronaldo was tonnes better than Drogba in 2006/7.
Even Drogba himself would slap you for mentioning his name in the same breath with Cristiano.
Ronaldo was a winger that scored 17 league goals making 14 goal assists from his team-mates. Put the stats aside. . . .He was monstrous throughout that season churning out stellar performances and winning 2 Player Of The Month awards back to back.

3) DD missed 2 games? RVP?? Torress??

How many games did DD miss in January?
What has RVP and Torres gotta do with this debate? Did they score 25+ league goals or what remarkable achievement did they cop?
Stop lumping stuffs together. . . . . .No one is saying Drogba didn't have an excellent season but he showed his worth in the last few weeks of the season(AFTER the voting process and the counting have finished). The timing of the voting process should be blamed here not the voters.
If the voting process had started in May, Drogba woulda won it but in January, Chelsea fans didn't even want Drogba in the team.

ibkaye:
Lol ah but then there's google
I don't believe you

Don't be a doubting Thomas.