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CrimeRe: I Dress Like A Lady To Deceive Men, Says Arrested Teenager by savanaha: 6:56am On Jan 22, 2011
aloy/emeka:
What crime did Ogunleye commit by the way?. So cross dressing is a crime in Nigeria?. I am asking because he never slept with these men so he cannot be charged with prostitution. If men were stpid enough to dash him money with the hopes of getting some in the near future, oh well. Didn't the report say the man who busted him came into the bar with 2 women on both arms?. And he is looking for a 3rd one in one night. He must be a woman collector?
Or distributor of disease.
Christianity EtcRe: Pressure On Offerings And Thanksgiving Offerings. by savanaha: 6:37am On Jan 22, 2011
If you are not willing to give don't be too eager to receive either!
RomanceRe: Your Advice Is Needed. by savanaha: 6:34am On Jan 22, 2011
Lord_Reed:
@LO4yrs
I see you really need to get this off your chest. I would suggest you tell him but in a way that doesn't make you come of as a stalker.

How do I hear you say? Here's what I'd do if I was you. I'll establish an on going conversation on something like facebook where we'd talk about everything then steer it to reminiscence of some past shared experiences making sure to inject some humour. While that is going on I'll just come out with it that you won't believe that at that time I was praying you'd marry me. Now you'll see the advantage of the humour and conversation, he will just laugh and probably just play along cause while it might be a shock the humour and the reminiscing would have taking the edge off. Now it's just two old friends gisting.

I've been in your shoes before and while I don't know if mine was as strong as yours I know that it was intense enough to want to marry her and this was someone I was related to albeit distantly. Disclosure in a humourous and friendly conversation was part of my way to overcoming those feelings and also accepting that it was pointless was another ingredient.
Your piety should help but I sense it might be hindering you. I think so because you seem to use it as a mask. Stop. Stare this thing in the face and say I know what you are and I accept you and now it's time to say goodbye.
Had you lost contact with the distant relative? I recently learned about Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), for a study I was doing on weird medical issues. It like Limerence is extremely intriguing to me.
RomanceRe: Your Advice Is Needed. by savanaha: 6:27am On Jan 22, 2011
Listen to me!!! Well you don't have to. But if the support groups tell you to tell him. Tell him, maybe they have experience. I personally think that telling him will stop the torment in your mind of will it have ever worked. Since you have said he is deeply religious and you are not the cheating type, chances are you both won't be playing hop scotch in each others bed. Also tell your husband if he is understanding and see if he can help you with this issue. On the last part. . . I am not married so if you think telling your husband will be bad for your marriage then don't. Most importantly pray about it.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 6:12am On Jan 22, 2011
xhosachoc:
grin   cool As i retire to catch my beauty sleep ,(abi oga is coming tommorrow) tongue .I will leave you with words of wisdom.Chain up your men(that is if you have any) I am coming to get them. tongue
Based on the description of yourself dear. You can't portray yourself a certain way and then cry when you are assessed on how you portray yourself.
I have actually gone to one of the aforementioned Southern African countries and worked with people. I learned that there is a culture where it is accepted for men to have mistresses and cheat regularly on their wives. Which often results in the men coming back and infecting their wives with things such as AIDS.  "My chronic paranoia with the whole issue. . . [and] deep rooted issue" is that you are one of the women who proudly bring issues into a family to the point that some children later lose both their parents to AIDS. It is a story I heard over and over again!! That is what I am "subliminally trying to tell" you.

Now answer this . . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550. . . question.
PoliticsRe: Leaving The U.s.a To Nigeria For Good. by savanaha: 6:07am On Jan 22, 2011
oyewolejos:
U [b]wish but sorry wishes aint horses [/b]B.M.F ( Big Mother Fuccker). Instead of u to shut your smelly mouth u still went ahead and say shiit.
Holier than thou
Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 6:05am On Jan 22, 2011
tpia*:
that's because they know their nigerian p.imps' minds and hearts have switched base yet again and that scares them.


lol at the xorry chicken's wholesale cramming of her thesaurus.
Hahahahah!!! Hahahahaaha!!
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 6:04am On Jan 22, 2011
xhosachoc:
Your moist comment about  infidelity in southern Africa is redundant,like the opinions of its writer  wink ,does infidelity not happen in the whole world,how biased can you get? huh


The issue at hand which you are desperately trying to avoid is the reason why you are unhealthily obsessed by Aids ,Cheating ,Whoring etc.One could swear its your native language.I bet you are dealing with such issues on a personal level. grin  grin  grin

Time to heal is now ,you are not getting any younger ,you need some counselling.Clinical hypnotherapy ,medical  hypnosis or in your case the most relevant might be juju.NL is a forum for debates not an outlet for traumatised sexually challenged savannahs. tongue
cool Did you know Savannah is a kind of alcoholic drink?Man i used to get wasted on savannah when i was in capetown ,those were the wild days tongue
Why wouldn't you discredit the answer when you know it applies well you.

Based on the description of yourself dear. You can't portray yourself a certain way and then cry when you are assessed on how you portray yourself.
I have actually gone to one of the aforementioned Southern African countries and worked with people. I learned that there is a culture where it is accepted for men to have mistresses and cheat regularly on their wives. Which often results in the men coming back and infecting their wives with things such as AIDS.  "My chronic paranoia with the whole issue. . . [and] deep rooted issue" is that you are one of the women who proudly bring issues into a family to the point that some children later lose both their parents to AIDS. It is a story I heard over and over again!! That is what I am "subliminally trying to tell" you.

Now answer this . . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550. . . question.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 5:43am On Jan 22, 2011
emofine:
abi o, some of these girls act like they have hit the jackpot - mek I no lie Naija guys kon collect babe wey dey for KKK before I trust dem na
To be honesty I don't blame these girls for their infactuation with Nigerian men. Their own men are not much, so when they see Nigerian men they hyperventilate and hallucinate. The thing that irks me is the proud ashewo mentality, which has been destroying their country. They are competing with Niaja girls in a race we were not even aware of. Inferiority complex is not a small thing o.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 5:17am On Jan 22, 2011
xhosachoc:
You seem well versed in the subject.(Whoring and STIs.)[/b]Why do you think that is?Do you think your fascination with with sexually transmitted disease and whoring is healthy?YouR chronic paranoia with the whole issue is a sign of some deep rooted issue.Is there something you are subliminally trying to tell us? huh  huh  huh
Based on the description of yourself dear. You can't portray yourself a certain way and then cry when you are assessed on how you portray yourself.
I have actually gone to one of the aforementioned Southern African countries and worked with people. I learned that there is a culture where it is accepted for men to have mistresses and cheat regularly on their wives. [b]Which often results in the men coming back and infecting their wives with things such as AIDS.
 "My chronic paranoia with the whole issue. . . [and] deep rooted issue" is that you are one of the women who proudly bring issues into a family to the point that some children later lose both their parents to AIDS. It is a story I heard over and over again!! That is what I am "subliminally trying to tell" you.

Now answer this . . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550. . . question.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 4:49am On Jan 22, 2011
xhosachoc:
cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  lol i have no time for people like you.Your type do not use logic(i bet its rocket science to you).You always try to move away from the topic at hand and bring in a lot of haphazard mumbo jumbo into the picture.

By the way,  cheesy  cheesy  You are my new AIDS friend ,you probably dont know it yet!Ask your man whose backside he has been tapping!
O.K  Logitech!!! Hahahahah!!!! Oh no I guess I hit a nerve. Do you also get payed as an Attention LovePeddler (A.W)??  As an A.W you don't have to worry about S.T.Ds Don't cry just get treatment. You still haven't addressed. . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550
CrimeRe: I Dress Like A Lady To Deceive Men, Says Arrested Teenager by savanaha: 4:40am On Jan 22, 2011
[img]http://odili.net/news/source/2011/jan/21/vanguard/images/Idrislady2[1].jpg[/img]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On further reading this is not funny but sad. Poor boy!! Is cross dressing illegal in Nigeria?
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 4:24am On Jan 22, 2011
xhosachoc:
Savannah, most adults are capable of debating and standing on their own two feet,but you on the other hand move in safety of numbers.As an adult you should be able to form your own opinion and not rely on your croonies.Cyber bullies! grin grin tongue
I am sorry that none of your Zim AIDS have not come to your rescue. Maybe they are busy opening their legs. I am surprised you are here. Are there no fish biting today?
Have the husbands found you too easy a lay or a they too busy with their wives?? I like how you came in here with guns (Vjay) blazing with herpes burn and now you are the same one crying cyber bully. Why do you care? I thought you sleep with married men. The least of your worry is me. Cry baby!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Please Recommend African Movies And Rate Them! by savanaha(op): 4:15am On Jan 22, 2011
Royal Lust

Genre: Drama

Starring: Patience Ozokwor

Rating 70%

The story is interesting, however, the build up is rather long and dull. This movie has some life lessons from an African perspective. My only issue, is that the wigs worn by the women are terrible. I think Mrs. Ozokwor is an incredible actor, however, I think the wigs she wore in the movie were horrible as they showed how completely damaged her hair front was from constant pulling and tugging.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 4:01am On Jan 22, 2011
tpia*:
^^she [xorce's chicken] is an attention seeker.

a nobody in her own land but thinks she's all that because she's bonking some nigerian criminal.

the i.diot runs mouth like tap.

if not for nairaland, who would notice her.
I see what you mean
RomanceRe: Is He A Hypocrite? by savanaha: 3:55am On Jan 22, 2011
Mygoldie:
This story is obviously about MOBO and his yeye life style.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 2:42am On Jan 22, 2011
xhosachoc:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cool

Your caustic remarks show how mean and bitter you are tongue .Obviously trying to put down people who you see as superior to you.[/b]Newsflash: We dont give a poo! cheesy

The reason behind all this is obvious:[b]JEALOUSY


You accuse us of being diseased(n[b]ot that it stops your man from sleeping with us and coming back to sleep with you,submissive stepford wives[/b] tongue) Soon you will be joining the club love and guess who will be laughing all the way to their grave! lipsrsealed

You are like jealous little girls (spilling a drink on the dress of the pageant winner) tongue

We were blessed by god so you cant take that away from us, grin grin

It is important for you to realise that each person gets what is destined for them so ,haters stop wasting your breath and use it to upgrade yourself so yo men wont tap our AIDS infested nyansh(allegedly) and bring the disease back to you!Be content with what you are ,life is too short to spend hating a Southern african woman.
cool cool cool If i was less intoxicated i would give you all a piece of my mind tongue .Now where did i put that Hennesy!
* To Naija boy boy: get some more umqomboti omo!* tongue
This girl ShUTUP abeg!! It amazes me that you people think Naija girls are in a racing with you for Nigerian men. How can we see women who from a culture where it is o.k to sleep with a married man as superior? Which kin ashewo thinking is that. Your own pride be somehow!!

My own shock with the flocking or is it infactuation of SA and Zim women with Nigerian man comes from the fact that in Zimbabwe the way Nigerians with businesses are treating is horribly. From the police to the government try everything to destroy them while the Indians and Orientals are left to run their business in peace. There was even a news article in June claiming that a Nigerian trader in Zim had nailed his Zim employer to the wall. Nothing to substantiate the claim most most Zim were calling for the deportation of all Nigerians while their own people were being tortured in Zimbabwe.

I don't blame una! The same way you girls only have power for us Nigerians is the same way your people have power for black immigrants, and are afraid of addressing . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 11:03pm On Jan 21, 2011
pauli coco:
Listen her2, u nyphomatic beast!! Nigerian gals don't mind u fast bleep! Cos nigerian men only end up datin (bleep thro way) east/south african women! Look at your life, why r u writing about your body wen your body and the fat hanging backside of your fello south african women is decayin of AIDS-related infection!u ppl make me sick and are a fuckin disgrace! Sort or country out first and get rid of those whit volks who keep on makin u more ignorant! Before u all die off of AIDS! Bloody busy bodies all they do is drink bleep and violation
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 50 Men and Women That Moved Nairaland: 2005-2010 by savanaha: 10:15pm On Jan 21, 2011
[size=15pt]Where is ohsisi aka Nwando aka Shaniqua??[/size] She always made my day with laughter.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 6:21am On Jan 21, 2011
Gekko:
@zimdevil, whats all the noise about? is it becuz u give the best head since vanessa del rio why u running your mouth? Did your aunts also teach you how to receive double penetration while making a hot plate of sadza? abeg go siddon somewhere jare. undecided
Haha!! I almost choked on my water from this comment.
TV/MoviesRe: Please Recommend African Movies And Rate Them! by savanaha(op): 5:29am On Jan 21, 2011
Mr Ibu

Genre: Comedy

Starring: John Okafor

Rating: 60%

Although the picture quality of this movie is quiet atrocious, there are really funny scenes in this movie. It is slap stick comedy at its best. There is almost never a dull moment. The only problem is that some of the scenes don't seem connected but the laughs are great.
TV/MoviesRe: Please Recommend African Movies And Rate Them! by savanaha(op): 5:12am On Jan 21, 2011
Thanks stillwater and Silent Scandals for your recommendations.
TV/MoviesRe: Please Recommend African Movies And Rate Them! by savanaha(op): 1:19am On Jan 20, 2011
My American Nurse part 2

Genre: Dramedy

Starring: Pascal Atuma

Rating: 75%

This movie had me in stitches, though there were some corny scenes it was worthwhile. I also believe the story behind the movie is relevant as I have known people who it seems like their lives were being played out in this movie.
TV/MoviesRe: The Game , New Ghana Movie by savanaha: 1:00am On Jan 20, 2011
This movie is a complete plagiarized copy of the Bollywood movie RACE. From the movie cover to the scenes. Shameless Ghanaian directors and producers did not even give credit to the originators. Is creativity must be lacking and deceit at its highest for this Frank Raja Arase to claim to have written the story and screenplay when he simply copied other people's work.
CelebritiesRe: After 42 Years, Hollywood Star, Stacie Turner, Reunites With Igbo Father by savanaha: 11:31pm On Jan 19, 2011
buzugee:
peep this akwa ibom gigolo chopping this old decrepit jewish looking lady. she is tracie turners compadre in housewives of DC https://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7749/ebongekalyndaerkiletian.jpg

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Maybe he wants to come on tv although they could really "be in love." It just struck me odd that a 52 yr. old woman with 4 children would really match well with a 30 something year old man almost the same age as some of her children. But "love" is an intriguing thing.
TV/MoviesRe: Please Recommend African Movies And Rate Them! by savanaha(op): 3:53am On Jan 19, 2011
The King is Mine

Genre: Drama

Starring: Nadia Buarie, Jackie Appiah

Rating: 16%

This movie was terrible. While the video quality was excellent, it looks like a high school play production of Shakespear's play on DVD. I soon realized that this was an embarrassing copy and paste of Masterpiece Theatre's Henry VIII with los Negroes and no horses even with the unnecessary old English with terrible accenting. I think the writer or director of this thing could have put it more culturally relevant to Africa. If we want a European history movie they are available in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Issue With Sa/ Zimbabwean Women Who Are Not Naija? by savanaha: 3:34am On Jan 19, 2011
ZimAngel:
looooooolz ha ha ha ha so enjoying sex as a woman in Nigeria makes you a Nymho??!!Do you prudes live in caves or what.

OH MY DAYS, in Naija NYMPHOMANIA has a different meaning.  cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
No in Nigeria it has the same meaning. Sex education is not about telling someone how to satisfy their husbands by an aunt. When giving a 14-15 yr. old sex education you talk about the correct practices that will neither lead to pregnancy nor sexual disease. Telling a child how to please her "husband" is basically tell her its time she starts getting ready to have intimacy. Anyways your the one teaching me about Zim culture and that is what I deduce.

Any Nigerian man that tells you he is into Zim. girls because they are more free in bed is only doing that so he use you for sex. "Why buy the cow when the milk is free" These are the same guys that will later leave you because you are loose. [size=16pt]STOP MAKING YOURSELF CHEAP AND THEN LOOKING FOR A NIGERIAN GIRL TO HATE.[/size]

On the statement that Nigerian girls hate seeing their men with other men stop BSing yourself to feel accomplished. I have two male relatives married to Jamaicans and another married to a European and another to a Nigerian American. No one cares, we are happy that they are happy with their significant others.
TV/MoviesRe: Please Recommend African Movies And Rate Them! by savanaha(op): 3:24am On Jan 19, 2011
I am not sure. I don't think so. Do you have any movie suggestions?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by savanaha: 10:16pm On Jan 18, 2011
I have a Toshiba Satellite Laptop and I loaned it to a friend for a few months. It was returned with an Internet Security 2010 virus. I can't get on the internet, use Microsoft words, listen to music etc.

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