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Yellow Fever

Genre: Comedy

Starring Nkem Owoh

Rating: 75%

This is another great Nollywood comedy. I laughed so hard at the twists and turns to the plot. Another movie I would recommend

ZimAngel:
at about 14-15, young girls are instructed by their aunties on sexual intimacy during marriage. They are taught not to lie like a log when they get married, but to make sure their husband's sexual needs are met satisfactory. There is nothing wrong with this dear, its called sexual education it prepares us for marriage. I see you Naija women are freaked out about sex, you dont talk about it, you think its taboo. This is 2011 not 1600. Now ask yourselves why many Nigerian men prefer Zim chicks, we know how to deliver. And we are not ashamed of it. You women are too backward, bet you dont even have heavenly feelings by the sound of it. You think good mind blowing sex is just for men loooolz.

Do you really think you are portraying Zimbabweans in a good light? Especially with this your nymphomaniac sex rant. A 14-15 yr. old girls aunty has nothing more beneficial to teach her nephew than about sex. Either you are making these things up or. .  . there is no or. After all this crap talk about sexual intimacy in marriage the biggest cause of AIDS in Zim. is that there is actually a culture where married men usually step out on their wives. It is astonishing and disgusting that it is accepted so much.

biggy87:
@Musa, i'm not surprised at your comment. your name already reveals the kind of person u are, Lets watch and see,

I was thinking the same thing. Haha!!

aminalib:
you do not have to have intimacy to get AIDS, u do know that right?

I realize that you do not have to have vaginal sex but if someone has had oral or anal sex they are not virgins in my opinion. So is there any other way someone who has not had any sexual relationship that involves exchange of fluids can get infected with HIV/AIDS?

I get the feeling all these Zimbabwe IDs that are pooping up are all the same person creating various IDs.

pinky17:
Jenifa being taught how to satisy a man's need does not make you a slut, we are taught how to respect our man by our aunties and marriage is a respectable thing in our culture, the same as in yours,  Men tend to sleep around more often than women, Even virgins get HIV it does not discriminate,

To keep a man you need to be submissive and obediant, our culture does not allow a man to enter the kitchen, We just are good wife material nothing wrong with that,

Anyways, I agree that HIV/ AIDS does not discriminate but how does a virgin get AIDS?

Mr. Ikpeama

Genre: Comedy

Starring John Okafor

Rating: 70%

I think this movie was well acted and the comedic aspects were unexpected and funny. This is a movie I would recommend.

I have recently become extremely addicted to African movies especially Nigerian (Nollywood Movies). Despite my addictions, I am very willing to admit that some of them are quiet terrible. Some on the other hand are excellent! So in the rotten tomato style I would like for suggestions on the next African movies to feed my addiction and increase my collection.

Jakumo:
There was a fine lady called Roful Maos
Who rarely had a cheerful word to say
So she spent a lot of time chasing shadows
And telling happiness and joy to go away

So if you ever see Mz Roful Maos
Don't you dare let her know you tend to smile
Or she'll say real loud "Here come the wackos"
then go back to waiting like a crocodile.

Roful Maos,  Roful Maos don't you know
There's a lotta good, if you only care to look
Instead of strugglin'  I say go with the flow
Then just maybe I'll let you off the hook

Off the hook, off the hook Roful Maos
Johnny B. Good is off the hook
Buhari is BOUND to lose, even as you snooze
Its off the hook, Roful Maos, off the hook

I almost died laughing at this. Hahaha!!

frosbel:
You must be a 'Johnny just come on Nairaland ', I am Nigerian young man, 

Sorry for your inferiority complex bro. Instead of crying because of why don't you do something useful. Or are you so helpless that you are reduced to tears like a baby.

This poster makes Ghana appear as a country with many people of low self-esteem and superiority complex.
If Ghana is progressing excellent but do you as a Ghanaian feel so inferior to Nigeria that you must come and brag about accomplishment in a Nigerian forum. Now that Nigerians are not crying are you,  frosbel, going to die.
I hope Ghana eventually becomes a 2nd or 1st world country and even if it does I still will be too busy with my life to cry over the achievement of another country.

[size=16pt]superiority complex[/size]
POPULARLY a feeling of superiority or exaggerated self-importance, often accompanied by excessive aggressiveness, arrogance, etc. which are compensation for feelings of inferiority

blackmann:
you gotta be kidding me ? Just 8 inches? wetin we wey dey the north-east of the country that had about 24 inches in one night go do?

Haha, someone was saying that about the South. I know its really fun, however because state is not as prepared as other states it is better say than sorry. Schools have been closed for the whole week in most areas.

fstranger1:
WHite people die who gives a hoot

I dont


They dont give a shyyt about you, why do you care about them?

This statement reminds me of Pastor Niemoller's poem with a twist:


First they shot the Jew and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.

Then they shot a little white girl and I did not speak out because I was not a little white girl.

Then they shot the white liberal judge and I did not speak out because I was not a white liberal judge.

Then they shot the black person in the wrong place at the right time and there was no one left to speak out for the black person in the wrong person at the right time.

I watched Real Housewives of D.C and I remember this Stacie lady talking about her Nigerian father but I didn't really know she would go this length. Good for her and I hope she gets a wonderful reunion. However, the interesting thing about this story is Arik Air. Finally and Africa affiliated airline that is not talked down. Not considered a flying hearse. Now to that I say praise the Lord!

dayokanu:
Its sad that happened to a Conresswoman.

But in politics you have to tone down the rhetoric and hate words.

Not everyone in the country has the ability to discern properly. An argument between two Politicians who end up hugging themselves after the debate might have caused serious war somewhere by their supporters who are not so discerning.

Personally i think the Tea party is going over and even the Republicans try to dissociate from them.

Look at what she said about being on the crosshairs and compare it to what has happened.

In my opinion Sarah Palin and many of the Tea Party republicans have all lost sight of the debate in fairness idea. They put on this big show where, they don't even shake hands with their opponents. They practice their message of hate is. What has happened to Giffords will not affect Palin and other hate mongers like her because they will all still tune in to Faux circus news where reporting the truth is an option that is often opted out of.

The picture is actually not from Jos but from a gas explosion in another country.

isale_gan2:
Well, I just wanted to "hear" more than anything. 

I was just checking the news, and ran smack-dab into this (below post).  Palin doesn't realize its best to stop digging when you're already in a hole.  If people have it in for you, even if you are an awesome! person like moi, they can turn any of your words into a slur.

Below is an article on her latest video message.  The first thing I saw before even reading it, was the phrase "blood libel." WTH!  That made me think of Jews which made me think of Congresswoman Giffords, who, come to find out after the shooting, is actually Jewish. 

I doubt Palin meant it in a racial way, but I would avoid certain words because it can be perceived as another incendiary comment.  She might just lose her luster after this event.  Take a chill pill, Sarah.

I think as dumb as Mama Grizzly portrays herself, she is aware of everything she does. Her and many others send out violent messages under the cover of politics to Tea Partyers and then everyone pretends the messages are misconstrued. Mrs. Gifford commented on the crosshairs Palin put on her district and that of others. "We're on Sarah Palin's targeted list. But the thing is the way that she has it depicted has the crosshairs of a gun site over our district. People do that they've got to realize there's consequences to that action." (http://www.examiner.com/political-buzz-in-national/interview-of-rep-giffords-on-palin-s-crosshairs-on-her-district-video)
Personally I think many Tea party supporters are possibly racist and probably hate Jews. While this 22-yr old acted on his own, there are many other scare tactics used by supporters of the Tea Party. A few months ago a lady was stomped on the head at a Tea Party rally for Rand Paul;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbnEy_U9pYk
After watching "Right America Feeling Wronged." I saw how Beck and people like him knowingly incite violence and then come later to start playing the "its political talk" nonsense.

jamace:
True o. I just came out of Seun's Kirikiri(spambot) this morning, after about 8 days there.

That dead wood is annoying. I don't know what that girl sees in him o. Abi the man jazzz am? Or could this be the original version of "Love is blind"?

I think it is the original version of forced marriage. Her parents probably gave her to him to pay off some death. Its funny how this fore father claimed he "used experience" yet the girl isn't even allowed to give her side of the story.

aminalib:
wow its so sad there are people who are color struck like that, i had a coworker who said she will only date lightskin because she doesn't want dark kids and they must be lighter than a paperbag

That's the one I have heard from a lot of people, including men. It sickens me when dark men say it though, I quickly lose interest and respect for the person. I can't stand people with inferiority complexes.

I live in Atlanta Georgia and its so crazy how the whole state of Georgia is shut down because of 6-8 inches of snow. When I lived in Midwest, this amount of snow will  be nothing. Granted the southern state governments are not equipped to deal with snow as well as other states. There is no salt trucks. Its still cool for my sibling who is geeked about not going to school for two days thus far.

Dark men make the world go round!  When I see a sexy dark man, it takes me a while to collect myself.
I had a friend who told me she dates dark men because she doesn't want a man lighter than her.
From that day I stopped being her friend. The disrespect to this special group of men was too much for me to bear.
So I said NO MAS to our friendship.

I just threw up in my mouth, the poor girl will be impregnated by her four fathers. How can her parents let this nastiness happen? Based on the picture the girl is so miserable.

In what country are you? Because if you are in U.S.A, you can go to college as an independent which translates to no cost for you. Also is there any reason why you can't work?

What saddens me is that people think here is any merit to the mad rantings of this evil racist Gaddafi, similarly to how some believed what James Watson the thief had to say about blacks