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Martin0:
Aaaaa
I see u

I live in the bush ooo

= see this 'BUSH MAN'

Martin0: come and tell me about your Landlord ooh abi na u be the landlord wey dey chase all female tenant.. lol

lol

5. The one that would be doing like his house is more than face-me I face-you
6. The one that is always threathening to rent your apartment to someone else
7. The stu-pid one that will go and padlock the tap
8. The idiot that wont stop chasing female tenants

Which of these do you have as landlord now?

Let us know

1. The one that is cool with everyone
2. The one that is always coming to knock on you door
3. The one that is too lazy and stingy to do maintenance
4. The one that call meeting anytime





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The world health organization advises starting to give food that is complementary to breast milk between the ages of 4-6 months. The exact time may be determined by a pediatrician, based on the baby's growth. If his rate of growth is slow, it is advisable to introduce complementary foods, but if his rate of growth is normal, then it is advisable to wait until he is 5-6 months old. Breast feeding your baby for six month is the best because he gets all the nutrients he need at that stage.

Introducing Solid
Your baby is ready to eat solid food if he can hold his head upright his saliva is such that it makes easy for swallow solid food he's able to sit up properly with help show interest in food that you are eating.

Do's and Don’ts of Feeding Your Infant

THE DON'Ts
Do not start too early.
Before the age of four month babies do not need anything other than breast milk, because their digestive system is not fully developed; at the same time don't start late. Don't delay introducing solid if you feel your baby is ready please start. By delaying it will deprive the baby the nutrients he needs such as iron, vitamin A and D.

Do not force feed your infant by force feeding, you are creating "emotional food trauma". If he refuses some type of food first time you offer him, do not force him; rather offer him different types of food and offer the food he refuses later. Try to choose the right time to feed him, like when he is hungry or happy.

Do not give your baby food mix you've not tried individually.

Do not add salt to your baby food. Spice like garlic, ginger, onion etc are good to make your baby food tasty from 8m.

Do not feed a 6 month plus with cow milk; It contain a very small amount of vitamin C and E, as well as Iron. It also contains high level of protein and saturated fats. These substances are very harmful at this stage, and too much protein leads to an Anti-gen, Anti-body reaction.


THE DOs
Do give your baby very small amount of food and introduce solid gradually.

Do give your little ones water from 6 months, water helps with their bowel because you've just introduced them to solid and this could have a change in their bowel.

Do delay fruits like strawberry, pineapple, orange, lemon, and kiwi till s/he is 1 year because of Acidity present in them.


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lilmax:
I will deactivate my account if this crap makes fp

Lalasticlala is even tired of seeing your name - OYA DELETE

ikemesit4477:
skull miners on the lose, God will continue to expose them!

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Flexherbal:
Thanks for sharing !

Uwc.. Thanks

Please pass this information across to your friends
Below is the email and text message my sister received from some frudulent  Nigerian/kidnappers at about 5am this morning. These people claimed to be working for N-Power (The Federal Government of Nigeria Youth Empowerment Program)

     "Congratulations you have been succesful in qualifying for the Npower VAIDS program. Candidates are to meet on Tues June 20th at Conoil Filling station, beside gwagalada park, area 1, abuja. Free transport will be made available from here to the venue at 12pm, 12.30 or 1pm. Further details sent via email"

Pls call your family members to be very careful. I called N-Power to be told that these people are scammers. I was told the email does not originate from them.
Please post this High Alert Message on your Facebook, Instagram, twitter and (other social mediam means). Together, we can save lives of many Nigerians that will innocently or ignorantly fall into the trap of these evil and coward scammers and kidnappers.
Please do not ignore; save a life today.


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Lucario007:
Epic? No.
Arrogant and needlessly harsh? Yes.

The man asked a question, made his opinion. She didn't need to shoot him down so fast with the 'If you don't like it, don't watch it argument.'

That's just immature and frankly, doesn't display Funke in a good light.

MATURITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE, CLASS OR 'whatever'

Ego comes, b4 a fall.....

Sirambassador:
I am seeing 6

na Nairaland style to start counting from 0.... Lol so just see 5 ooh

go and practice too..

frommetoyou:
we don hear

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Every woman looks forward to conceiving her own child, they say the gift of motherhood is the greatest joy any woman can ever feel. While some women view pregnancy as a burden they must carry, others view the changes that occur in their bodies with awe.

Pregnancy is not so easy, while carrying a child for nine months can be stressful, there are several perks attached that can help relieve the stress. You must have heard that sex during pregnancy should be avoided, bla, bla, bla, truth is sex during pregnancy might just be the best sex you will ever have.

Orgasms during pregnancy is extra amazing and extra fun. Having sex during pregnancy is good for your body, your heart rate, your relationship and believe it or not, it will also facilitate a safe delivery.

Although there are certain conditions that might prevent some pregnant women from having sex, sex during pregnancy is almost divine.

Here are Five Reasons Why Pregnant Women Should Have Sex Regularly.

Some women experience multiple orgasm for the first time during pregnancy. Your sensations are heightened because the genital and pelvic regions are engorged with blood thus intensifying all kinds of stimulation. Orgasms also increases the contractions in the woman’s pelvic floor, which helps to strengthen the muscles she needs for labour and after delivery.

Sex during pregnancy helps to lower blood pressure. Oxytocin, also known as the love hormone released during sex is a good stress reliever. All the built up tension will simply go away and this keeps your blood pressure at a healthy level. Sex makes the woman feel calmer and lowers the risk of heart attack.

During pregnancy, women often experience all kinds of discomfort, from back pain to frequent urination, sleeping hours just gets shorter as the fetus grows in the womb. Sex during pregnancy is a good way of getting sound sleep because the woman feels more relaxed after having an orgasm.

The bond between husband and wife remains unbroken when they both have sex during pregnancy. Some live with the myth that women are very abrasive during this period, so they should be avoided.

Truth is during pregnancy, the release of oxytocin which is also referred to as the bonding hormone boosts emotional attachment and makes pregnant women more sympathetic, supportive and trusting. Both partners get closer to each other and this definitely helps their love life.

Certain hormones like prolactin, oestrogen and progesterone, which increase blood flow to the pelvic area, including the vagina, increasing lubrication and sensitivity. The increased blood flow to the Vagina can help reduce painful intercourse. Sex during pregnancy will also help ripen the floor of the cervix and this can reduce the pain of delivery.

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Lionessza:
Don't say no one. There are people who go through marriage counselling before getting married and these subjects and more are touched. Even some people who don't go for counselling do talk about this if they are mature enough for marriage.

thanks jare - nice point there..

Written by: Allison Hyacintho

“5 THINGS NO ONE TALKS ABOUT BEFORE MARRIAGE"

Last weekend i told a married friend of mine I was going to wash his car for free in exchange for some delicious marriage advice that they never talk about in Church. I mean like practical everyday things my partner and I should know before we walk down the altar, not the regular 'submit to your husband, love your wife like you love yourself, only missionary style is godly, respect your in-laws, and all other things they teach us on the surface that we have hear and tire. I washed his car cheerfully after he shared these 5 deep facts with me, I believe it will bless you too...

05- EMOTIONAL TEMPERAMENTS: Do not wait until marriage to find out how deeply emotional your partner can be, and to what limits. What are his breaking points? How does she deal with a fight? How do we apologize after a disagreement? Is keeping mute or ignoring your calls her own idea of avoiding a fight? Does he love to be left alone after an argument as a way of avoiding a confrontation? It is so important that you talk about these things when the 'I love you' is still fresh, to help you have a good knowledge of your partners reactions when they come.

04- HOLIDAYS AND TRADITIONS: Wow! Holidays can be so wonderful together, but where do we spend most of our Christmas seasons? And with whose parents do we spend it with, mine or yours? Is it okay for my family and relatives to come around for a holiday? Whose family traditions do we pass on to our children?

You might think 'naaa, this isn't important' , but wait until marriage when one mother in-law decides it's her right to be visiting the family every weekend while the other mother in-law is not happy she only gets to see her grandchildren once every Christmas.

03- SPIRITUAL TEMPERAMENTS: it is not enough to know that your partner is a Christian, God-fearing, and all other pretty Christian stories we make up to qualify a spouse! How is his relationship with God? How does she reflect her excitement about God with other people around her? Does your partner charge you to get intimate with God? Does he approve of morning devotions? Does he approve raising an altar for God in the house? What are their beliefs about tithing and seeding? Where do they stand concerning faith principles like first fruits and charity? I hope you know it is possible to have a prayer strength of 6hours and still not believe in seeding.

02- HOUSE HOLD DUTIES: this is one thing we never talk about. Women do all the chores right? But WRONG! Unless you are comfortable with playing the ‘complete house wife duty’, then you’ve got to talk about who does the what, at what times, and at what conditions? Whose turn to look after the baby, who drops them off at school and back, who takes the car to work, who pounds the fufu? Etc. Heheheeheh, I can hear some unromantic men saying “Godforbide i cannot pound any fufu after paying bride price”. Lol

01- MONEY STUFF: some of us are more comfortable with our boyfriend taking us to exotic places to eat and drink lavishly, buy us expensive gift presents, and spend big on extravagant dates. But we forget to pay attention to his ability to manage his finances, spending habits, credit history, and bills. What will our budget look like? How should we save? How do we invest? How much does she earn? What is she bringing to the table?

00- SEX: hehehe, I would have loved to talked about this too, but the strong things he shared with me, hmmmm, if I share them here some people will start dreaming dreams and seeing visions in this cold weather. Soo bye bye!

If you see a future with that partner of yours, and you haven’t taken time to deal with these topics yet, please hurry and get on with it. Because this will become the big talking points a day after the WEDDING.

Hope you catch this guys?
#confessionsofagoodman
#allisonhyacintho

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Augustap:
Look who's asking abt English. Did anything you say relate to any of the above comments? My question is do you have common sense?

NOTED & BYE....

Augustap:
Chai! FINISHING

ScotFree:
10. You should stop writing

copying u mean? did u pass English? - lol