₦airaland Forum

Ekpeitit:
This one is outdated, find something new to talk about. Even if you cry from now till tomorrow Tinubu is the incoming president of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

More drug induced hallucinations are allowed... especially from urchins

CoronaVirusRelo:
Your kidney is faulty!

Stop lying

For weeks local and international linguistics experts and analysts have been examining and analyzing Tinubu's world class statement but none have been able to decode it. The team last week decided to reach out to an Indian egyptologist who worked on ancient languages of Iran and the Inca civilization, Narehu Mihra.

Mihra who has been studying Tinubu's languages that people called gaffe inferred that these are ancient language hallucinations. Surprisingly, he also discovered a linguistic pattern, a breakthrough which led to the understanding of all Tinubu's speeches that have hitherto flabbergasted Nigerians. Mr Mihra, who has been working on Tinubu's baba blu, blo bulaaba in the past 8 days said that the full interpretation of the statement would be available later today.

As at press time, journalists are all eagerly awaiting the outcome of the interpretation of the ancient Tinubu language. However, this journalist said that it would likely mean Tinubu was saying that he built Lagos, Abuja, Singapore and Indonesia. But let's not preempt the experts. As soon as they release their findings, we'll let you know.

Details coming soon...

Culled from Compos Mentis

fuckJones:
He is better than obituary

Is it due to drugs?

fuckJones:
yes, the builder of Lagos

Even Abuja...
Baba blue blo bulaba

fuckJones:
he is still better than all the contestants including the one that called nasarawa a country

You mean baba blu blo bulaaba?

fuckJones:
if you want reck now till 2027, tinubu is your next president

You mean baba blu blo bulaba?

God forbid BAT things

Just say that Tinubu bribed people to sabotage the rally. Are Kogi people buying from a different market?

Liars... APC and lies are Siamese twins. $1 is now #1, youths are now being paid for being unemployed and Fashola has shown us how simple and easy 24 hour electricity is.

CoronaVirusRelo:
God bless His Excellence, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!


Victory has never been so guaranteed since the existence of mankind!

Which victory? Hallucinations are allowed in the land of druggies. By the way, God doesn't bless druggies.
Tinubu needed a quick peepoo to avoid stories that touch...

Money has changed hands

Okoroawusa:
Oga go sleep. Every four years you and Adebanjo of Afenifere will wake up from slumber to disturb our ears.

kingmaster2009:
Today is one of the day that all these Nyamiri people no abuse Obasanjo because he is supporting their obi Pandora box candidate ....

I remember in 2007 how all these Nyamiri people call obasanjo names ......now, Obasanjo has suddenly fall in their good book ...they will use him.as Aboki use him during Late Ya'ardua and dump in like an Indomie nylon....
If someone wants to give new Nigeria, will it come from Obi? Idiot is smelling....has he given Anambra state, new hope when he was the governor of Anambra state ....?/

Your eyes go soon clear

forgiveness:
They alleged Obasanjo is an Igbo man from Anambra and never denied it through his body language.

They alleged from his rigging election against Awolowo to given key positions to his kinsmen doing his administration as a civilian president.

Now, it's alleged, he is on the quest to support his kinsmen.

Na wetin I hear ooooo.

yarimo:
OBASANJO you are an expired politician in nigeria of today , hehehe you are working with the same elder statemen you work with in 2019 to enthrone new nigeria that you failed abi ?

These druggie urchins

Cry

A new Nigeria is possible

Heard urchins are using early pictures before the campaign started. Obi is giving them sleepless nights.

My hotspot name is "Vote for Peter Obi 2"
I also have "Vote for Peter Obi"

Moh247:




By February next year, you would understand Nigerians are more loyal to ethnicity than religion

God sent Obi to give Tinubu and South an easy win..

Hausa and Kanuri don't really care after Buhari's tenure,


.

I love this...
You just confirmed what one Yoruba man told me. That a typical Yoruba man has expertise in denying reality. You're the one that would wake up in February. This election is between Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar. Tinubu is out already.

Wrong...
Obi was already in the picture when the MuMu ticket was hatched. It was preplanned by the Fulani and sold to the MuMu man, Tinubu to give Atiku an edge. Its like taking Tinubu to the middle of the ocean and abandoning him there. They wanted to make sure he's baseless since in the north his brand of islam is considered fake. Banking on a northern Muslim eliminates him from the race since both Christians and Muslim North won't vote him while no Christian in the South that knows what he believes would touch him with a mile long pole. In short, Tinubu was fooled. I see him not making the top 3 in this election.

Lukuluku69:
Lol

The "Stabee" is Yoruba. Wasiu Adeyi

Both stabber and stabee are Afonja head slammers.

Realists:
What an illiterate you are, read you won't read learn you won't learn. A Yoruba christian murdered a Yoruba Muslim in cold blood as usual no wailing, because the viçtim is a Muslim.
Mr Simon Ekpa has declared no election in Ala red mud Republic, NNPP will over take LP on 3rd position.

Dumb liar....Wasiu is now Christian Yoruba? You think the way you never left Osogbo is the way everyone is ignorant like you.

Antoeni:
I Was Even Thinking They Will Be Aboki.
So Yoruba Don Join Aboki Dey Do Iron Condemn

It's not an Aboki thing but Islam. Muslims mostly are quick tempered. Seems like something to do with their religion. So whether in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan, it's the same people who would easily stab another human being to death

Never argue with a wahabbi. Whether from Saudi Arabia or Nigeria, Muslims are jihadist

Bobloco:
Asiwaju for president general Iragbiiji town union

Even the moniker you quoted is backtovillage. He's prophesying that Tinubu is going back to Irigbaji

GBTYO:
Another DisObidient OSU vermin

This is why I have been warning here that the DisObidient like the ipob dunces are only being prepped for future violence.

You will see the results and accept it.

If you try nonsense, you will follow the osus that are dying for Biafra in the yeast.

How is your mummy boy? It's late you know?

Obaofaba:
Threatening?

You missed the point.

Without Obi on the ballot, Atiku Abubakar will have won maybe not by wide margins but he'll have won.

But with him on the ballot, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed is the president. Obi here is a nightmare to Atiku.

Like someone rightly said on the other thread, I pray the election doesn't go through run off except the contest will be between Asiwaju Bola Ahmed and Obi.

That's like Real Madrid Vs Abi warriors

You're the one that missed the point.
Atiku is the choice of the north...
Obi owns SE, SS and part of MB
That corners Tinubu to just SW and mainly Muslims of SW
Tinubu is the most disadvantaged contestant in this race because the MuMu ticket he banked on fell flat.

Very correct...
Obi could just be an urban and youth phenomenon or a nationwide tsunamis. The confusion for PDP and APC abi PDAPC is real and overwhelming.

The main reason he'll work against him is because he's not a Fulani. Buhari is pro Atiku. What the Fulani of PDP did to Jonathan is exactly what they're cooking for Tinubu. The gale of defections to PDP is a clear handwriting on the wall.

Whiteangel1234:
Your end is near.

Insurgency can only succeed with local support .

You have lost that credibility

That boy is not Simon Ekpa but an Afonja imposter.

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
Nigeria are all the same illiterate only thing they can do what ship criminals

We shall see how it goes

kingmaster2009:
I like his.lies....and deception....

Only a liar is happy with lies. Obi is the most honest candidate among the top contenders.

Bobloco:
Tinubu is the least qualified for the position of the president of Nigeria


Tinubu is unelectable

What money cannot do exists

Bump

Day 7, nothing...
I'll be withdrawing my bounty after 10 days. Means the photos don't exist.

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