₦airaland Forum

Typical Nigerians!

Can't u ask for the WhatsApp link instead of gullibly dropping your phone numbers!

rychard:
The only people who would get the job on merit are those favoured by God..
I'll let you on in a secret, (I know some who still choose to live in denial would call me names or even hurl insults at me, but its the truth).

The recruitment process is just a formality, after these phase, no one would hear about this recruitment again. The people who have the job didn't write the test with you. They have resumed already.

Pls, save yourself the heart ache of coming to visit this post all the time to argue about clicking the submit button or not.

Get out of your bed and start to do something meaningful with your life, learn a language, write a blog, start learning to code, education etc, or active job hunting. Don't just fvcking apply and sit at home. Time is running the fvcking out... The govt. Has zero plan for you, if you've have your mama, papa , siblings, and friend counting in you, you better get your ass of the internet and do something tangible.

You will be among the first set of persons I will show my dpr appointment letter. You can be sure of that

kelzgie:
Wow. Really? DOB, religion and soo... Then wah re we gonna use na for personal details

No one needs demographic variables in a professional cv. Be creative!

gr8cany:
pls i missed my test date can i still write

Unless new set of batches are called to write, there is absolutely no chance. Let us call a spade a spade.



But then, what do I know?

jozivill:
guys here is the plain truth this recruitment is only a formality, back door recruitment is already on, some people have already been given appointment letters whether you choose to believe or not. So my point is this; whether you have written the test or not, as long as your application status did not display rejected, you are still in the game especially based on your personal logistics, you know what I mean!

I felt sleepy immediately I read this. Stale!

Send separate Emails to the Head branch of Stanbic and Access... Cite the name of the bank officers involved and their branch. Also cite the name of the lady in the Email.

PS: Ensure u don't sound diplomatic in the Email

There already is a dpr thread. Why exactly this thread was created is what's baffling!

It seems the mods are becoming lazy of late...

Tenmen:
A poll would give us an idea of where we are headed...

http://mindorigin.space/respond3b.php?id=18

Asking aimless and a directionless unconnected set of disjointed questions doesn't define a poll. Even asking for names
Like shawlar said, u can't draw any logical conclusion from those set of questions.
Also, in your future polls, give opportunity to those that might want to select "Undecided or Neutral" as an option. Daalu.


PS: pls don't read insults into what I posted above.
By aimless, a goal should be defined ab initio.
By directionless, you haven't defined who your sample populations are nor did u define the scope.
By disjointed, the questions doesn't seem to point towards achieving a common aim.

You might want to restructure the "poll" and try to expand it.

NB: I couldn't fill the survey because my answers were neither yes nor no

I wonder if anyone would have time to suddenly become a researcher on the "submit" or "not submit" palava, if the test was so difficult and no one finished before the time elapsed! A quick poll might reveal that only those that submitted are championing this submit/didn't submit research findings

Snapnet officials says it doesn't matter if u don't submit as long as u saved each question... una still dey argue!
Web developers in the house affirmed same... una still no gree!

Apparently it's either this is a vendetta against those who weren't opportuned to finish before the time elapsed, or una don chop belleful like lizzy said!

Nevertheless this thread must overtake the NLNG 2013 thread... so let us continue the argument jare

usqoh:
You are right brother. According to my source, he said "People actually scored high and surprisingly they learnt that most actually carried malpractice with GMAT which they attributed to be the cause of the high marks.

To ensure fairness, they might adopt d fixed rule principle i.e every successful applicant must have at least a specific score in all section. A minimum score of 4 in each of the five sections and an overall score of 23 would be used ".

Do you mind shedding more light on the above bolded phrase? Thanks

Those of you laying abuses and insults, is this your definition of being a good team player!

Disappointed!

tolesky:
What is STAR method? Please elaborate.

S = Situation
T = Task
A = Action
R= Result

You need to understand this technique to help u ace any interview. Overall, u still need to relate STAR to the position you applied for

makonko:
Has anyone noticed that there was no network connection on the computers?

Please somebody explain why the computers are not connected to the internet.

That is because they were all on a shared Local Area Network. the questions are pooled from a LAN server and not on a server domiciled somewhere on the internet

For the Umpteenth time, let me emphasize again:

IF YOU FAILED TO HIT THE SUBMIT BUTTON DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINT, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOUR RESULT WAS SUCCESSFULLY SUBMITTED TO THE DATABASE.

Do not let what you read here bother you!!

I have a friend who recently concluded her NYSC that might be interested.

What is the salary range?

saintneo:
A friend never received any invitation email or SMS for the test, his luck was just visiting this thread. He check his DPR profile and took his test centre and date. I hope he will not be forgotten again. Keep the thread alive it helps.

your contribution to keeping it alive is also very important

musco4me:
Mind how u talk on a social platform.
I only asked people that are at the venue and nt u.
U dnt knw who I am and whether am coming from a far distance or not.
Use a decent language in ur next comment.
Its nt a must u comment on an issue DAT does nt concern u.
Thank you.

there is a saying that "If u want something to be done properly, do it yourself"...

Why would you want to trust whatever info u get here when u can go push things through yourself?
Obviously you aren't far away from every indication; so quit whining and get things done!

musco4me:
Pls those in pH Centre should confirm if the test will hold today

Quit being lazy. Get outa bed, bath and dash down to the testing centre to confirm yourself

Hafsat24:
Lol..where did you get that..sha don't give her bp biko

How many times will the same question be answered?

Laureokafor:
pls what happens if someone is unable to submit within the 45mins.... does it submit automatically?

No. All your answers are lost.

Greetings my people

DonFreshmoney:
People giving expos and cheats here are fools of the highest calibre.

Well.. you may be correct though

ifedayo805:
Pla nairalanders, are we submitting d paper used for working d maths? Pls very urgent. Tks

Why? You want to give urs to a friend with the questions written on the paper? Or u want a friend to give you his/hers? You should read ur question again and have a good laugh at yourself...

I trust u to come oout on full attack!

Hafsat24:
Ha ah..my feefle..take it easy ..stop arguing..what we should be thinking about is to follow up on the 2 peeps who claimed success texts are coming in..very few people made comment on the post

Have you tried checking ur profile?

Ogoscco:
I put it to u guys,becos most of u HV written the test,and decided not to disclosed the questions, no problems, whosoever God will grant mercy and grace for,He will surely do so.Thanks for ur brain,Nigerian youths.

Plain display of stupidity!

AlwaysUltraPad:
glory be to God.


I didn't write ooo. Na pending my status dey. If e change, thank God. If it doesn't, I thank God.

It's well bro. What's yours can never elude u

wilyparker:
this series does not have pattern

I think I saw some of those in my test. That guy try cram the question; abi he snapped it ni? Abi he works with snapnet??

Some of the series seem not to have a pattern at first glance. When u calm down small, u go begin see the pattern

Structuralman:
I didn't mean word for word. What I meant was if that was the pattern of the logical reasoning questions.

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AlwaysUltraPad:

Rub minds for the second stage nau

How did it go? Best of luck!

God was in control all through. It went like he planned it.

Hope urs was good too?

tq0074u:
Guys.i missed my test schedule for yesterday in Abuja due to some unforeseen circumstances. I'm presently in kaduna. Pls Does anyone knows if I Would be allowed to write at a different date

Go to the Abuja centre Tomorrow and try

Structuralman:
Wow!! So you had time to even go back and recheck. But some say there wont be time to revise....

If u work quick and accurately u should have ample time to go back. I had 8 minutes to cross check my answers